ITT: How did you get your job? share experiences and stories, im a NEET and i hate this kind of life.
>>25664215
I appreciate this OC, but gondola has dots for eyes his nose and eyes.
I found a niche market for human breast titty milk
I slogged through college for four years and failed to get any internships. No connections poor kid, didn't stand a chance against the diversity and rich kids despite being near top of my classes. Also being a robot means I can't interview well.
Then I spent a year applying to every engineering job I could possibly qualify for.
I got a lucky break and got hired as a government engineer intern and then leveraged it into a full time position at another agency because I'm actually a good worker.
Not having connections was a bitch.
I-Is he right /r9k/?
>>25664174
Pretty much.
Women themselves are basically admitting it these days. Kind of relieving.
I think that image offends him desu
>>25664174
>i need to be bred out to make way for BBC
Why are white women such shit?
>>25664148
>it's a real tweet
>>25664148
She's quoting @thedoctorluke, who said "Who needs lyrics when you have big black cocks."
She's saying she'd rather watch porn than fuck a filthy nigger.
>>25664148
Daily reminder that women are lying when they tell you they want a nice and sensitive man. The biggest shit test of all time.
ITT websites you would shoot up the offices of
>>25663963
Maybe if you didn't browse reddit you wouldn't be such an edgefag
>>25663963
>websites have offices
You're a fucking retard.
>>25664018
Reddit has multiple offices around the country.
would you bang her if she was legal? (12 years to go)
>>25663929
slutty ass 6 year old bitch
>>25663929
Don't let her drive that snowplow!
sexy. Would pity fuck/10
Why is it that on popular boards like /pol/, /mu/, a little bit on /r9k/, /fit/, etc there has been an influx in extremely cringey posts
I usually just call them redditors and move on but I think there's a deeper problem than that. It's hard to describe exactly but the way they post is similar to what you would see on a porn site's comment section. It's like you took a 300 lb socially unaware, mentally challenged neckbeard and introduced them to the internet for the first time. They seem to have just enough intelligence to format a comprehensible sentence...
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>>25663720
they're called underaged posters anon
Underage or just plain trolls. And Facebook-teir normies no doubt.
>>25663755
like usually whatever they say is just completely uninformed, they don't know board culture and they often use exclamation points unironically
I wasn't this dumb when I was underaged
Today is a good day
>>25663638
This picture is the saddest thing to me
because, I know, deep down, I didn't try my best.
>>25663638
Jackie is such a cool guy. Disowns his degenerate son and denies him a hefty inheritance, respects his country's government despite it's faults, and that's not even to mention his film career.
I did my worst today. Fuck.
who /wants to be bullied by girls/ here?
anyone ever get a group of girls to bully them?
me senpai desu
it must be the greatest feel
This really tall girl I work with hits me in the throat sometimes and it's very attractive to me
>>25663292
You lucky fuck.
I would pay for a girl to beat me and belittle me. I've had gfs before but didn't k know how to ask for this and I'm too afraid to go to a prostitute, so I'll probably never experience this.
When did you realize that no one wants to hear anything you have to say?
Middle school, saved me some embarrassment in high school really.
>>25663040
I want to hear what you have to say
>>25663040
Early highschool and it was a lesson learnt the hard way for sure.
>On sofa with wife watching adventure time
>decide I wan sum fuck
>pull dem panties off, whip them across the room and bite her neck a little
>get into position
>slide into her and feel the warm moisture of that glorious vag
>she is tightening the muscles in rhythm to my thrusts
>feelsincredible.webm
>suddenly, cat jumps up behind...
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how do i know its you, doge? because u are literally the only dude that is married and posts about his wife on r9k.
>>25663061
who the shit is doge? some tripfag? I don't trip bruh.
>>25663108
hey doge. dogeeeeeeee
Vocaroo Thread please lads
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1txC0027wvQ
>>25662821
Anybody, anybody at all. Come talk to me
>>25662821
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0f6x72LPMie
>>25662961
Currently, I'll take anything, Thanks for that quality content desu
ITT: Post a song/songs that describe how you're feeling right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y14495PLiZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e-LF21yFWM
>>25662625
Anyone remember when Amanda Bynes was waifu material?
>>25662655
That was back when she had her own show
Oh god I had the biggest crush on Melissa Joan Hart and Amanda Bynes.
A Larisa Oleynik is fine, too.
She got fine in 10 Things I Hate About You.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5GYOsKLp6o
Song is what I was feeling before OP put me on the nostalgia train
I'm only ever happy when I'm either drinking or doing drugs. The rest of the time I'm just a sad person.
same, but drinking doesn't do it anymore.
Drinking makes me worse
You're sad because of the drugs.
Alcohol and weed are depressant.
Mdma and other uppers usually force the brain to produce to much serotonin/ dopamine etc so when you come down the brain surpresses the extra and a bit more so you feel down because you lack the normal quantity of these "happy hormones"
Don't get me wrong i love drugs, but you should know this.
I find the anticipation of doing drugs makes me happy, even several days in advance. I'm happy now because I know I'm doing 2ce on wednesday and acid on friday.
Fembot here. I'm so fucking horny. Somebody please post their fapping material for me.
You think you can hang little girl?
how about you show us yourdick
and camwhore for us like the good little girl you are
>tfw girl I'm chatting with offers to sell me nudes
>she sends me a teaser image
>I reverse image serch it and get my hopes crushed
wat do I lads? buy them anyway? I really like this girl
>tfw lost my lasting coping mechanism with loneliness
>tfw cant even have friends online
am I destined to a life alone? I dont know how I will endure it
iktf
michael fassbender is qt but as an actor he has had to vicariously experience all sorts of pain
i wonder if he would ever want to talk to us on r9k
i wonder if he ever feels lonely too
>>25662492
what? what are you talking about man?
>>25662460
move back home. get a pet. get a roommate.