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Why are traps becoming better-looking than actual women?
>>25685790
Why are you making a thread for yourself, go back to tinychat you ugly faggot.
>that nose
Honk honk.
It's all well and good when you're a youthful looking twink, but when you start to age it all goes to shit, see Bailey Jay.
I accidentally got stuck with my practice gf, probably going to have to marry pic related
>6'2, God knows how heavy (I am 5'9, 155)
>literal autism, into cosplay and will have fucking terrifying tantrums
>she once punched me in the chest and I just crumpled and passed out
>virgin before me, but now we fuck every day
>drags me around by the hand or with her arm around my neck whenever we're in public, really loud talker
>people laugh at us but she's oblivious
>staying with her out of equal parts sympathy, fear, and quietness
there are obviously pros and cons but god damn if this isn't an extreme feel
If you don't like her dump her you autistic faggot.
>>25685573
>tfw 5'7 with 5'9 practice girl
she isnt as fat as yours but she still is definitely fat
i scoured her facebook pics and she has pics like 9 months ago with some chad and she was skinnier, her face looked better
whatever. i purposely revealed all of my powerlevel to try to get her to go away but shes still there. guess she's a keeper
I'm gonna be so pissed if I get reincarnated as the type of guy who has to resort fucking that kind of creature let alone MARRYING IT
What type of girl do you like, onii-chan?
I don't do relationships
ones that could never possibly exist in the real world.
>>25685245
At this point, any girl that likes me deserves all of my unconditional love.
Femanon here, what makes you guys think you deserve a girlfriend? What do you have to offer? Do you have good looks and a fit body? Do you have perfect hygiene and a stylish wardrobe? Do you have a good job, a car, a solid group of friends, and your own place? Probably not. So why do you just complain about how "Chad" steals your girl? How can you expect a hot girl to like you if you have nothing to offer her? The only person you have to blame for not having a girlfriend is yourself.
>>25685185
Timestamped tits or Gtfo bitch
That's right
You deserve a virile black buck, not some scrawny white boy
>>25685185
We don't need that kind of trash here.
any fellow robots have more like this?
>Dank Sperm-massacre
>>25685128
Tropical PussyRevengeance
>Top penis-expander
what would you do if you won?
Move to America, get a gun, and kill myself
>>25685024
get a qt gf
Move to Japan, get a giant robot, kill myself
>tfw love doesn't exist, it's just a chemical reaction
>tfw there is no such thing as altruism; literally everything we do is for the sole purpose of making ourselves feel good
>tfw there is almost certainly no such thing as an afterlife and the only thing that awaits you after death is a terrifying infinite nothingness
>tfw shitty people won't get their comeuppance in the end; instead, they'll live happier and more successful lives than you due to their confidence and alpha behavior
>tfw people suffer for no reason
>tfw it doesn't get better and you will die alone and unloved
into a depressive episode i go!
If women only care about you because you're tall they see you as nothing more than a social object to show off, because it shows society that they're successful socially.
>>25684729
If love isn't real because it's the effects of a drug, is it safe to say that happiness and sadness are also unreal? They're just the momentary awareness of a chemical reaction taking place and nothing more. That means those things shouldn't matter, right?
Who /probably going to an hero/ here, and what's your reason?
I'll start:
I'm a degenerate trans scum.
I just realised I stutter around new people.
>>25684641
show us your template
>>25684697
Here you go, template for you
>>25684713
I have been shot in the hand twice, and as a teen I worked in construction without gloves because I was to cool for school.
>>25684641
This is just fucked up. The vast majority of trannys self harm, and were abused. A ridiculous amount kill themselves. And yet, we must worship them ans say they are fine.
If we reclassified it as a mental illness (which it is) we could get these people help before they make a massive mistake that will lead to their suicide.
Be honest how many of you own condoms "Just in case"
>>25684573
I own 0 condoms, but I took one from a dispenser at my university once just to try one out.
It was p disappointing.
no but I own a closet, "just in case"
>>25684573
I'm not deluded, and I find casual sex degenerate
I won't lose my virginity to a non virgin
What is your perfect gf like?
>>25684534
has benis
>>25684534
>Caucasian (sorry, not sorry)
>brunette hair; length to about the biceps; wavy, but not too wavy
>Brown eyes with that amber glow in the sun
>light freckles
>about 5'9"
>not too fit, but strong calves from an old physical hobby like dancing
>those little, brown beauty marks on the body (look at Jennifer Lawrence for an example)
>B-cup; round and firm
>tight ass, but nothing too big
>cute, nose (not too narrow and long, but not too large either)
>lips with just the right amount of volume to them
Personality:
>NOT submissive, but not too domineering except in the bedroom where she can take as much control as she pleases
>strong-willed
>a little naggy about my health
>competitive, but not to the point of being an ass in victory
>a bit intellectual with a soft side for teen drama (ie vampire diaries, hunger games, etc)
>willing to cook, but not willing to be the sole chef
>wants to hyphenate when married
>sing-songs what she's doing or what she's looking at
>ACTUALLY WILLING TO TAKE THE FUCKING TRASH OUT
>decent with cars (mostly because I'm not)
>tolerates my obsession with Taylor Swift because she secretly loves her too
>wants more than one kid, but less than six
>affectionate, but finds it a bit embarrassing in public
>Loves reading/television/movies and participates in the different fandoms
>Not as into video games as myself, but appreciates fun single-players experiences with interesting plots
>likes to tease (joking at my expense)
>likes to joke about various things (has a good sense of humor)
>isn't tied down by gender norms
>prefers pants over dresses and skirts (still actually wiling to wear dresses though
This:
Looks
>tall
>slender with a flat stomach
>long dark hair
>bright green eyes
>wears glasses
>small or no boobs
>pale skin
>no tattoos or piercings
Personality is something that I would have to 'click' with but
>loyal
>honest
>kind
>compassionate
>sweet
>able to talk to for hours without growing bored or losing interest
>smart
>doesn't play mindgames
>doesn't wear a lot of revealing clothing
>doesn't start arguments for the sake of starting arguments
>doesn't act like a child
>likes me as much as I like them
>caring and willing to show it
>doesn't want kids
Vocaroo thread please lads.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DkatOqFoBd
im all for hearing your voices.
>>25684483
Of course I would
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k81Sjd9kwO
>>25684483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xuz8T0OIas
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oEfoGVHrwi
Who's /r9k/ voting for this presidential election?
>>25684406
Probably either Bernie Sanders or Donald Trump depending on whether Sanders wins the Democratic Nomination.
trump. he makes normiecucks butthurt and he's going to deport mexicans and mudslimes.
his memegame is also strong. we live in the age of the meme, so it's important to have a president who understands the current world.
>>25684437
This tbqh
I'm not a big Trump fan but I will not vote for Hillary
I'll draw whatever you tell me to
Draw a ballerina.
Make the arrows pretty.
>>25683950
draw a cat on an elephant
Is there a female equivalent of a neckbeard?
Like, a woman who is completely undesirable to men all across the board.
>>25683857
You would have to be a literal morbidly obese disgusting 0.1/10 female to have an experience comparable to a sub 5/10 male
Here ya go. This should help.
>>25683891
This is quite depressing.
So a 5/10 male is equivalent to a 2/10 female, respectively?
![[CBM]_Neon_Genesis_Evangelion_-_05_-_Rei,_Beyond_the_Heart_[720p]_[E8AE2895].mkv_snapshot_18.19_[2016.01.11_20.40.16].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U049Rvr.jpg "[CBM] Neon Genesis Evangelion - 05 - Rei, Beyond the Heart [720p] [E8AE2895].mkv snapshot 18.19 [2016.01.11 20.40.16]")
ITT: Post literally you: the character.
Both pic related and Sans from the same game
pic related, combined with creepy susie
coldsteel doesn't even seem that edgy next to me
Never played, but saw on Steam's F2P sect. today and went through screens.
>/r9k/: The Game
