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Who else /disinherited nobility/ here?
>My ancestors were Norman conquerors
>My family is in the House of Lords
>My more immediate family includes multiple US Senators
>My grandpa just had to marry a non-Catholic
>He was cut off from the family
>Were it not for that I would be on my family estate planning which tropical paradise to winter in instead of posting on a Peruvian necklace-assembly list-serve
Thats what your father get by trying to be hardcore
>>25664314
I'm a direct descendant of both President Adam's
but my great grandparents lost all the money they had in banking when the depression hit and they were sent back to square one with everyone else
Norman get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What jedi bests represents you?
Or are you more like a sith lord?
Young anakin
>the conflict of right and wrong is strong
>>25664198
Mace Windu pls
>insert random pulp fiction quote
>>25664239
you're not chad you delusional beta shit stain
Does anyone remember me? The anon with the small dick that got to cum between this girls tits? I posted about it months back and wanted to report back to my bros on a second experience I had with her recently.
>>25663625
I remember you anon
How'd it go?
>>25663625
Remember it.
If you got to go further I'd be interested in hearing
>>25663625
oh yeah you
Your only reason for even communicating to a femanon is if you know you can get in, lose your virginity and get out with minimal damage.
> Tons of baggage.
> Past the age of 30 or close.
> More autistic than a skinny fedora wearer, I promise.
> Annoying.
> Require you to talk to her every chance you get, if you want to get laid.
> They will not stop ranting about their past relationships.
> They will not stop talking about all the guys they fucked.
> They will not stop giving you reasons as to why you should dump her.
> The stuff she's proud about is literally her worst qualities. (High partner count.)
> WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT HER PAST SEX LIFE.
> Will make you feel like a cuck just for being near her.
Holy shit they suck, I don't blame you for trying to date one when you're desperate, but they are pretty shit tier, and the amount of effort and time you spend on one will make you feel more ashamed than just getting a prostitute.
I have wasted my life on this bitch, and she had her friends gang up on me when I told her I didn't want to date her.
Literally worse than a prostitute, if you can't date an average chick then it's not worth dating at all.
I didn't even intend on dating a Femanon, I approached an older woman who was hot as hell.
I wanted to get in and out, was desperate as fuck.
Holy shit did she encourage me to try immediately moving in with her.
Be me, always suspicious I rejected the offer.
She wanted to take care of me and insisted we spend as much time together as possible.
Always wanted to go on about how she feels about the relationship.
Sounds normal, right? WRONG faggot.
> Texts me over 1,000 characters every 30 minutes.
> Emails me over 1,000 characters 5-10 times a day.
> ANY discussion or topic will get switched to talk about how she feels. Which I don't care.
> Stalks the living crap out of me.
> Tries to boss me around, even though I didn't really want to be in the relationship in the first place.
> Keeps sending nerdy memes to me which is awkward.
> Keeps judging me for everything I do or say.
> Keeps diagnosing me for everything.
> Threatens me nonstop, and keeps sending red flags about her desire to kill.
Didn't realize she was a Femanon/FA-woman till she flooded my messages with memes and pictures that suggested she's one. Holy crap how can she be whining about being FA, while she's dating me?
>>25663349
>>25663573
wew lad tldr
Omg this is me. Stay away from us fembots.
Have you forgotten me, /r9k/?
Almost a decade ago I rid the world of over thirty Chads and Stacies. I was a legend. For the rest of the 2000's people were terrified to fuck with a nerdy kid because he might be the next Cho and gun their ass down.
You're always talking about Elliot Rodger but I killed six times as many people as him. Hell, most of his victims were his roomies. His planning skills sucked. He didn't even think to bring a crowbar or break into the sorority through a window.
>>25662973
because elliot rodgers was funny and became a great meme
>>25662973
>I was a legend.
No, you weren't. You were like the least cool of all the school shooters and your whiny videos were cringe as fuck, even if you got a high score.
Was this guy an actual robot or just a maniac?
Goddamn it /r9k/. Even on chat I seem weird. And I wanted to change for 2016. Guess I wasn't meant for the social life
>>25662880
Is English your first language?
>bl0x this fucking comment is not original
Are you texting a girl?
Did you go to a bar over the weekend with your "bros"?
YOur a fucking normalshit
She asked you if you were "stiff" for Christ sake
Cunt wants you to strech her clit open with your big fucking Chad cock
Now fuck off back to reddit
You look fine to me.
>tfw you think shy boys are cute and would want an /r9k/ but you can't get one because you're trans and ugly and they wouldn't accept you as a woman
i just want someone cuddle with
what ifim trans too?
yeah pretty much. trannies are fucked in the head
>>25662890
can i be your gf im bi if you're mtf too
How do I break up with a practice girl when you know you're in too deep?
she has gotten too clingy and her friends are batshit crazy especially since I also took her virginity
>>25662555
just literally be yourself, no filters, it will work, trust me, im on that way too senpai, a grill told me "i miss you" yesterday, im just working in the stratagema to blow the fuck out this relation
Don't break up with her. Keep living your life as if you had broken up with her, but don't do it. Try finding another girls, ignore her calls, make excuses and avoid her as if she were a stranger. When she realizes something's wrong just tell her it's not working, it's not you it's me etc.
>>25662610
just wait til she text's you "i miss you" every day you don't hang out with her, hell some days if I see her in the morning she'll text me later in the day "I wanna see you"
think about it
EVERY FUCKING DAY nooooo not once a week but EVERY SINGLE MOTHERFUCKING DAY. Not only that she fucking JOKES about trapping me with a baby and says awww whenever a baby is even in the vicinity.
holy fuck WAKE ME UP from this fucking nightmare
practice girls are such a terrible meme
relationships are such a terrible meme
>>25662642
then it seems like im an asshole and ill get my shit fucked up by her batshit crazy friends/sister
What was high school like for you guys?
>>25662424
What makes you think Im not in high school anymore?
Just 4 long years of making excuses for my intentional failures. I knew I wanted to be Neet since middle school
I wish I had an environment like HS to just go to to read my books and dodge the eyes of the teacher though, it was fun and fulfilling. Being a neet is the end of the line waiting for death
>>25662424
Skipped half of my classes. Last year I was AWOL a third of the year.
Dropped out, no regrets.
>turn on phone
>unlock it
>r34 you were wanking to earlier shows up because you forgot to close it
>people saw
My biggest fear tbqh
What was it of and how did they react?
Also
>filename
FUCK I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT
>>25662066
>just in pool
>get wet
Everyone in this thread gets a reply and conversation!
Feeling alone? I'll talk to you!
I've done this for the past couple of nights, usually at a later time. For those yesterday I didn't reply to, sorry. It was 5AM and no one was replying for a few minutes and I just passed out! I'll be up for about 4-5 hours.
>>25662003
Are you a grill tho
>>25662398
Hi! I'm your friend!
Man, what can i do to get some positive moment in my life?
>manager wants to fire me from my new job after 2 weeks
>cusses me out every single day saying I'm a worthless retard even though I pick up all the slack for everyone else
>mcdonalds and walmart both rejected my application
Who /cucked by life/ here?
have you tried showing him your penis?
>Has a gf
>Complains on r9k
Fuck off fucking normalcunt. Kill yourself off this board
And you aren't recording all this as evidence for a lawsuit because?
ITT: fembot feels thread
>tfw no bf
>>25661553
stop it with these fucking threads
yes I'm a fembot too but that doesn't fucking mean that we have to segregate ourselves from the rest of the anons
gender isn't supposed to matter on the internet
This is now a malebot feels thread
>tfw no gf
>be me. 22. female. no bf. like usual.
>only ugly guys hit on me.
>be kind to one guy.
>he gets obsessed with me
>thinks he deserves sex just because nice
>fellow anon think i can't be a robot
GIRLS CAN BE ROBOTS TOO
>And your name, please?
>>25661140
ElIiot
SARGENT SLAUGHTER
Bigdick Rick.
Bigdick is one word.
What kind of guy are fembots attracted to?
>>25660719
chad chad chad chad chad
chad
>>25660719
The kind that aren't me
>>25660749
correction
all women are attracted to chad chad chad chad
its a biological need senpai
