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I honestly feel nauseous after reading some of those comments.
How the hell am i meant to please women with a 4inch cock?
>>25693083
>I have made my gf cum in 2 thrusts before. I felt like a wizard.
>"Oh Gasp My Gasp God Gasp. So.....Gasp Big....." With various moans and eye rolling going on.
>Being told I have "a perfect dick" pretty much does it for me
>First time my current FB hopped on mine she struggled for a minute to get it started, then kind of settled down on it and said "OMG you feel amazing"
>"Jesus christ..." "I'm mortified about having sex with you" "I can't even get half of it in my mouth" "That's actually perfect" "Anal would split me in half like a log grenade".
Every now and then my girlfriend has to spend the half hour - hour following sex hunched over/curled up to "let her organs rearrange"
Why do women come here and pretend to be lonely?
Because beta will give them the attention they want.
Remember famalia, women are not human.
they don't, they just get angry with your opinions and call you a delusional virgin
pay attention and look out for this and you'll be able to spot every female in every thread
>>25693042
Why do they reply like that when you anger them?
>mfw fembots say that it's possible for women to be lonely
Its possible for women to be lonely, autistic and ugly but they can't be robots.
>>25692773
Autistic and ugly, yes.
Lonely, no.
>>25692735
>>mfw fembots say that it's possible for women to be lonely
>fembots
weak bait desu
i did sage
Who wants a fat NEET fembot with no friends, small tits and hairy legs?
>>25692209
Post skype I do
>>25692209
me me me
what's your skype?
>>25692209
Oh come on you can at least shave your legs. And if you don't want yourself, I'm not sure why anyone else would.
Would you date a slightly overweight asian girl?
>>25691210
If we had similar interests and compatible personalities, sure.
i'd date this
>>25691243
Jesus Christ how did that happen.
Im dating a girl that i like but i know she's taken cumshots in the face and tried anal, because when i first got a blow job she insisted on cumming on her mouth without me asking. She also told me she's done anal with her past boyfriend and wants to try it even though im a virgin when it comes to that.
I can't get the image out of my skull of my pretty gf kneeling on the floor and taking a dirty cumshot in her mouth. How do people deal with this? I just feel sick to my stomach looking at her and i get angry which leads to me wanting to breakup with her.
Can anyone relate to this feel?
>>25691192
Dude. Replace those visuals with your own real memories. Give her your own cumshots that you can think about.
You're buying into the madonna/whore complex where she's either a pure innocent being or an uncontrollable slut. Sex is part of relationships, see her as a sexual being like you are, lose the anxiety and start enjoying the fuck out of your girl's craving for your cum!
>>25691192
>>25691457
Seriously though. Keep fucking her, try anal with her, give her those cumshots, soon enough instead of imagining her with other guys you can remember all the actual sex you've had with her.
>>25691457
Top kek. Have fun getting hard cucked listening to this ledditfag.
Maybe faganon up there is right, though. Maybe all you deserve is a shameless slutbag. She's all yours!
Have you ever met a celebrity? Me on the right.
>>25689876
I wish I could have fucked Chloe in her prime (when she was 9). She is still hot tho
I dated Ellen Page for like a second before she came out.
did you guys bang
>be me
>be /Indian/
>be Electrical Engineering
>be in library, preparing for my electronics midterm
>bunch of womyn near me start going on about how they are stressed out by uni, how they couldnt get enough sleep on the weekend
>mfw they both do philosophy and political science double majors
If you are not in an electrical engineering or medicine field you are human garbage. You are literally nigger tier trash because any other subjucts in college are not real subjects
TAKE
THE
POO
>be me
dropped
TO
THE
LOO
What body would a female prefer? Assuming she had to pick one.
>>25685077
skinny boy so I could dress him in qt girl clothes.
>>25685077
Definitely right. Fat fucks are fucking disgusting. At least i could cook some food for him and fix the fucking problem. Fat fucks are beyond saving and should end their lives.
>>25685194
why couldnt you just make healthy meals for the left so he could lose fat?
Why don't you become part of your local ANTIFA? You'll be doing good for your community and finally work your way out of being a robot.
Antifa are the only real fascists
>want to curb free speech
>do it by threats of violence and terrorism
>would legislate laws on opinions if they were able
Tbh, no one fears antifa because only skinny twinks and feminists support them.
Studies show muscular and masculine men are more conservative.
r/ing the screen of Antifa running away from nazis
Ahahaha, no, fuck you. I would rather join Greenpeace
sup /blackbots/,
let's have a comfy chill thread.
how was your day? I just got off work and cracked open a beer.
What are you listening to or reading at the moment?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z66wVo7uNw
>>25681027
SHE'S NOT EVEN BLACK
reeeee
>>25681063
black enough for me
>>25681027
Yeah, mother fucker
Sup nigga
Gangsta Rap nigga
Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , I'm 100% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , I'm 200% nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , they hate us cause our dicks is bigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause im a mother fucking nigga!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you drink so much beer?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , I dont drink beer, I drink malt liquor
Cause I'm a nigga!
Im a motherfuckin nigga man, I ain't all that african american shit
Fuck that im a nigga, I ain't mixed, I'm a nigga
N-I-G-G-A, nigga, you already know
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you eat so much chicken?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why won't you make it in my kitchen?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you call them hoes bitches?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause them hoes is bitches!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you stay in the hood?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause I dont like livin by peckerwoods
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you ain't got no job?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , seven dollars an hour won't feed me dog
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why yo pants gotta sag?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , cause hand-me-downs downs is all a nigga has!
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga , why you scared to go to court?
Shit, cause the judge look just like that put our ass on the boat and made me a nigga
Mama Rag is a nigga
Durag is a nigga
Ballstics is a nigga
And I'm Uretha's nigga
Nigga!
hey fembots, which one would you prefer and why?
>>25692742
The one who isn't homosexual.
>>25692742
OP come on now
Do you really need this question answered
>>25692742
Girl here
Are you fat guys really that deluded?
Which life would you choose? Who is more content?
The guy top looks like a pushover that can get cucked easily. But I don't want the bottom though, you have no emotional connection with any of those women.
>>25691756
Assuming they are a stable couple, only nignogs or /virgins/ would prefer the second one
>>25691756
1 becuse Im lazy as fuck
but Dan bilzrien is sure is alpha as fuck
ITT: how to treat women
youre retarded and no one cares
What a beautiful soul
>>25690871
>talk like an illiterate to children
Yes you are correct.
Femanons, why are you here?
For the attention and validation.
>tfw i have a bf but dont tell r9k
>>25690482
Why wouldn't they be? There's a wide range of reasons males are here the same way there's a wide range for the females. Some of them are probably legitimately ugly as fuck and lonely. Others are probably normals here for an ego-boost. It's all the same shit.
>>25690482
Because I have a fetish for beta losers with small dicks.
