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Is free will real?
Was I predetermined to end up like this no matter what choices I made?
>>25699228
If free will is not real, you didnt make any choices. So yea.
Free will can't exist as a concept. You cannot describe a being of free will.
>Western culture, traditional philosophy of mind and even cognitive neuroscience have been deeply influenced by the Myth of Cognitive Agency. It is the myth of the Cartesian Ego, the active thinker of thoughts, the epistemic subject that acts--mentally, rationally, in a goal-directed manner--and that always has the capacity to terminate or suspend its own cognitive processing at will. It is the theory that conscious thought is a personal-level process, something that by necessity has to be ascribed to you, the person as a whole. This theory has now been empirically refuted. As it now turns out, most of our conscious thoughts are actually the product of subpersonal processes, like breathing or the peristaltic movements in our gastrointestinal tract. The Myth of Cognitive Agency says that we are mentally autonomous beings. We can now see that this is an old, but self-complacent fairy tale. It is time to put it to rest.
>http://edge.org/response-detail/25446
Rest easy, Anon: we never had a chance.
Tavern is open, drinking time.
Your second favorite slav-substitute bartender working today. Grab a chair, tell me what's bothering you today.
>7:55am
>drinking time
I want a job but I'm too scared to actually look for one.
>>25695201
3 pm is perfect drinking time though senpai
/rose/
Waiting for more Emma OC edition.
>>25692427
>nobody likes emma
>she starts deleting videos
>suddenly everybody wants OC
Bump for more OC
>/rose/ is becoming /emma/
not sure how to feel
post dem NEET feels
tfw
>1 week before the end of the month you're out of cash and have to eat rice/potatoes
>you never answer your phone/door. never.
>you NEVER read your mail
>you just use and wash 1 plate while 20 plates are rotting in the sink since 2 years
>your relatives are worried that you might be dead
>you order most shit on amazon
>you fucked up your day/night cycle and try to fix it by trying to stake awake till evening but you fall asleep at 15:00 an wake up at 22:30
>you enjoy sleeping during the day and staying awake at night and wish that it would always be dark.
>you walk trough the city at night when nobody is out and imagine that you are the only human.
>talking to the cashier where you buy your groceries and greeting your neighbors is the most social interaction you have... and even that is too much
>you either binge on sugary/fast food or you abstain but you can't be disciplined
>checking out the girls at the gym is all the sexual life you need, that plus your hand. a lot of hand.
>sometimes you get sick of being a NEET but then you remember how shitty it is to be a wageslave and you like it again
>you smoke a lot in your apartment, you vow not to but it's just too tempting
>once in a while you reward yourself and order chinese or italian food but you are too cheap to give tips (fuck tips)
>you are addicted to leeching and have constantly have to buy new hard drives to store your warez
>you are constantly drunk/on drugs
>you have Hallucinogen persisting perception disorder because of all the drugs
>you wear your clothes forever
>you shower rarely
>you spend your time on imageboards, news sites and youtube because your attention span is too low for movies/books/games
can someone relate? add your own feels
with drugs I mean coffee btw
coffee is a drug
>awake all night and asleep all day
>don't see/talk to anyone but my mom 15 min before she goes to work each morning
>slowly emptying my moms alcohol cabnit
>weed daily
>thinking of death brings me some peace of mind bc I know the suffering wont last forever
>on meds for depression
>NEET for 2+ years now
>tfw every waking moment is spent trying to distract yourself from the shitty state of the world
>tfw more animals are currently suffering than in any other time period on earth
>tfw no a vegan so I know I'm contributing
>tfw can't work 9-5
>tfw family wishes you where never born
>tfw family only cares about "getting a job and building character through hard work and suffering"
>tfw no friends to talk to about my thoughts/feelings
>tfw the only reason I shower is bc I jack off in the shower
>tfw haven't cut my hair, shaved or anything else in months
>tfw tried to talk to a girl but just couldn't bc I know I'll either get hurt or hurt her in end
>tfw you're tormented with existential thoughts daily and life is just a pointless game that most don't seem to realize
>tfw suicide or welfare is your only future
I think i know the feel
>>25690518
Try to get welfare because your psyche is fucked up. Simply stay awake long enough till you look really tired and fucked up and can't formulate a coherent thought. Then go to a doctor and get a diagnosis. Take the diagnosis with you and go and get welfare.
You don't even have to be autistic, simply pretend that you were sexually abused and bullied as a child and therefore have PTSD.
Even women on Tinder do not want to be faced with us robots. We are too genetically inferior for them and they do not even want to acknowledge our existence. Now even the tech industry has turned against us. Recently Tinder has introduced an 'elo rating' for all accounts that track your attractiveness. If too many people do not want to match with you, less people will see you and you will be placed in an 'ugly people' pool.
Face it, women would rather share Chad with multiple other women than settle down with a robot or beta. We are fucked and now technology companies are catering towards these women by even further reducing our chances. All dating websites will soon turn into places where women and a few attractive men will get access to VIP spaces while we undesirables have to fight for some leftovers.
IT ONLY KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE EVERY SINGLE YEAR
http://www.fastcompany.com/3054871/whats-your-tinder-score-inside-the-apps-internal-ranking-system
>>25690259
Tinder most likely does that for women as well.
>>25690306
There aren't a whole lot of men who refuse most women. Their status automatically gets inflated until they are only matched with high ranking males whom will gladly take a woman for every day of the week.
>get a match
>send a message
>either get no response or get unmatched
This nigger is getting more matches on tinder from white ROASTIE WHORES.race war when?
Stfu, stay beta and let us all the pussy
>>25704497
NEETs are the niggers of the world.
yeah, because matches on tinder mean anything...
I'm planning it and I need to know as much as possible.
Tips on hanging also?
>>25702676
Curious as to why you're choosing hanging as opposed to helium?
>>25702676
Don't. Just use the suicide bag or take a 200 ft fall.
>>25702676
that's a real sharp edge you got there
Hello anons how are you today?
Hello jp how are you?
wishing I had friends or someone to talk to like usual
>>25703116
Dont get the wrong idea!
>>25703153
Ok im talking whats up
>ywn live in a trap house
Life is painful
I have the cute feminine body for it too but there aren't any gays where i live
Just a bunch of niggers and rednecks
>>25700972
they look like siblings
>>25700972
Alrighty... Where you at? This could be solved very quickly desu
>>25700972
>ywn live in a trap house
Pretty much like living in a psych ward
Women amirite?
>>25700968
>women seriously think this shit happens
Heck, I am a Muslim with Elliot tier views on women, but even i wouldnt act like a girl wanting a microphone to be that unusual
>woman gets bamboozled into expensive mic instead of buying a lesser priced mic of the same quality
WIMMIN
AMIRITE
>>25700968
Worst/best part is that I'm pretty sure the author is male.
>tfw acne at 21
>tfw girl lips
>tfw overbite
>tfw eye bags
>tfw receding/high hairline
>tfw 5'9
How fucked did you get by genetics /r9k/?
>>25700784
Why not do something about the acne, op?
Grills like bois with no acne u kno :^)
>>25700784
>not being born a 10/10 chad with perfect genetics
wew lad
you really messed up this time
If i had acne i would honestly kill myself
I just had this girl last night that I've known since I was like 17 (I'm 23 now) that I literally met on omegle tell me she still loves me after 6 years. I've never physically met her and we live as far as ny from miami. She told me this after an hour of talking to her and not having spoken to her for two years, and my last ex cussing her out on my phone without my knowledge.
I have literally no feelings for her whatsoever and despite me being an in individual that's introverted without a social life and vastly different to her she's still into me. She's willing to put up with my bullshit and I literally have no interest in her, I'd rather some random girl from tinder honestly.
What the fuck is wrong with females? How can you be "in love" when you're not only far as fuck but the person is literally telling you it would never work over and over again.
I don't fucking get it. How can you be so insistent with someone that doesn't want anything. Also, she's not even ugly, she's a solid 7.5/10 with a 10/10 body.... I'd pass her on to any of you if I could, you'd probably do better and actually give a shit unlike me.
>she's 23
>I'm18
Pass that grill down to us man, you're better off without her
>>25700192
She's 20. I'm 23. I Forgot to state her age.
Yeah I probably am to be honest. I'm more interested in someone else I met on a dating site.
Get her nudes f a m
then send them to us
If you use AD medications before doing the following:
> Exercising regularly
> Going to bed at the same time each night
> Getting up at the same time each morning
> Eat healthy, nutritious meals at regular intervals
> Participating in a physical hobby with forced social interaction (Martial Arts, Sports, Local Chess club, etc)
> Quitting internet, video games, anime, porn, television, movies, and escapism
Then you're a fucking idiot and you deserve to be depressed. You're depressed and lonely because you want to be. If you didn't, you would do what's listed above.
You're terrible excuses for men. You deserve to be depressed and it's only fair that you remain kissless virgins and never procreate.
You're an abomination and don't deserve to be considered human.
If however, you've cancelled your internet for six months while doing all the following things listed above for that period of time and still remained depressed - then that's fair game and you can now give AD medications a shot.
Common excuses:
> I'm too tired to get up every morning and sleep all day
Yeah, because you masturbate compulsively. Sperm costs a lot of energy to create you know. Literally, it's one of the bodies most expensive functions after the brain. And you're just wasting it for a cheap thrill.
You're tired because you don't exercise. Because you fucking lay in bed all day watching anime and playing video games.
Because you're on the internet all day doing mindless shit and dulling your brain over the years.
Honestly, it's fucking common sense how to fix your problems, and your "depression". You're just pathetic, disgusting excuses for human beings who use political correctness in the same vain as feminists to justify your decadent lives.
Fix your life, or kill yourselves. Stop wasting societies resources on your miserable self pitying. You all make me fucking sick.
how bout no, retard
>normies giving advice
woooow thanks man!
just bee urself :-)
People are already getting offended
The Vatican couldn't kill the printing press.
The government couldn't kill the internet.
Nobody can kill VR.
It's happening.
nah here's what will happen
>rift comes out, fuckerberg ruins it
>events transpire
>game industry crashes
>john carmack rises up and ushers in the waifu age in a blaze of glory with htc's tech
>also doom V will be good
They already took our 3D waifus, we can't allow them to take our 2D waifus too.
I am a 25 year old virgin, AMA!
>>25698295
Where'd you get that moth?
>>25698347
Google Image seach is your friend.
>>25698421
But WHERE did you get it
