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Anyone else here have sensitive balls?
I cum really hard if I rub them a little while jerking off.
Also why are balls so smelly? I don't get why they in particular stink.
They smell because you don't wash them you morane
>>28638382
I shower everyday though. At the end of the day they stink. I don't see why balls produce a different smell from anywhere else on your body.
>>28638397
Maybe because they're between your two largest appendages, inches away from your butthole and dongus, and are full of wrinkles and folds?
Wash your balls better anon
Just cheated for the first time on my girlfriend of 4 years. Holy fuck the adrenaline rush is insane, I get why people do it now.
Any other robots have cheating experiences?
I cheated on literally all of my tests in college so far
proof females can be robots
ALL men cheat, each and every one. i'll never really be loved.
>>28638312
I don't really disagree, but this one post on an anonymous imageboard where anyone can say anything hardly counts as "proof"
You fuckers allowed this to happen.
You might hate Evalion and think she's a shill, but that doesn't change the fact that you just stood by and watched as a massive faggot like Leafy and his pre-teenaged fans eviscerated a bona fide fascist Youtube channel/propaganda outlet.
Do you hear them, now? They're laughing at the fact that they can censor us at will. They're smiling because they know they're riding a progressive cultural wave which is *always* tilted in their favor. And they'll continue to do this for as long as we allow this to happen.
You faggots let this happen. They won. Congrats.
Fuck you. This here is mine now
Who? Why should I care?
oreganoblox
>>28638157
i dont give a shit about some socialist roastie
Americans rate Indians like the most ugly race they sincerely think black people is okay why are they so brainwashed?
Black people athletic bodies and huge penises. Indians have neither.
>>28638038
I think both are shitskins tee bee aych
It's just libmedia brainwashing people to feel guilty for something they didn't do.
This "white guilt" shit probably has weight in it.
>>28638059
>Falling for the big black dick hoax
Fembots. Where do you think your rape and abuse fantasies actually stem from?
Probably childhood abuse in my case.
>>28638035
Gee, I dunno. Could it possibly stem from having been raped and abused at a young age?
>>28638145
I feel sorry for you. Honestly. I really do.
>go to therapist
>therapist asks me what i do on the internet
>tell him i forum
>asks me what my wish for life is and i say "be normal"
>refuses/cant put me on pills
>tells me to mediate
>we sit in a room for 30 minutes staring at each other in silence while he says "are you feeling it?"
>didnt feel it
>tell him i did
Did I get scammed?
>>28637992
mediate? wtf explain niggarz
>>28638052
He said that it will help with my anxiety. Basically just closing your eyes and breathing very deeply
Therapists can't prescribe medication, OP.
But that meditation stuff should be done outside of sessions. Sessions are meant for talking.
You got scammed.
>he doesn't use Tinder
It's so easy to get your dick wet - why haven't you?
>niggers and goblins
you just posted the mane reason why
I'm a balding, baby faced, acne covered, 5'8 manlet and tinder is like a super concentrated form of woman's choice natural selection. It just wouldn't end well for me I'm afraid
>>28637891
well i don't have a smartphone and i don't live in america
long time no see
how do i get rid of sad eyes
>>28637821
Be happy faggot
>>28637821
You're not brandon
>>28637821
Go f urself lou
Why do you hate black people?
>>28637722
It's hard to descibe my feelings about blacks.
I believe in diversity, but I also believe in quality. Blacks are overwhelmingly lower qwuality on average compared to all other races. That doesn't mean we can treat the good ones the same as the ghetto trash.
I hate thm as a group because of their average, their center of gravity. Because of the fact that any time you interact with one, it's far less likely to be a good experience than a member of any other race.
I genuinely believe that they are on average more violent and less intelligent.
I think some of the women are very pretty, but the smell bothers me. It's upsetting to me that my eyes make me want to fuck someone but my nose says "leave this one on the table."
I'm just confused about the whole thing. People should get treated according to what they'rel ike as individuals, but I still run into so many toilet-tier black people that I can't help but maintain that they are a lower race and that they have to be dealt with in some way that resembels oppression.
>>28637722
>Why do you hate black people?
i do not i'm not white
>>28637722
wow you fagget you made me cry
How do some people even manage to have over a 100 sex partners?
being attractive and liking sex
there are 365 days in a year you know and sex doesn't take that long
>>28637759
I know enough attractive people who only had like 10 partners max.
And nobody dislikes sex ( except for asexuals ).
>>28637706
Lubricant probably helps, plus the bish is lying on her back 99% of the time
One shot at life:
>born ugly
>born short
>small penis
>balding at a young age
>no social skills whatsoever
>getting fat
Should i just end it?
I mean if wouldn't have family who will cry over me i would have probably done it by now but i just can't take it anymore.
It's like living constantly with a bully who just punches you over and over again and there is nothing you can do to make him stop.
well you could just not get fat for starters...
>>28637683
Workout, get confident, go out, have sex with ur little peepee. Amd then kill urself
>>28637683
>>getting fat
>>no social skills
Thats your fault
who /going nowhere/ here?
Im going to the kitchen for pizza rolls son
It's not really that bad if you think about it.
Not achieving a high rank in the Nazi party is rather an achievement.
Not being the most ruthless Somali pirate is as well.
The people are fucking savages where I live, so I don't participate.
I'd rather die then a ruthless animal like them.
>>28637709
>Not achieving a high rank in the Nazi party is rather an achievement.
I'd say it's a failure desu
ITT: POST YOUR WAIFU FOR LAIFU
>>28637594
Elsa is fucking sexy
MAXU IS MY WAIFU FOR LAIFU
Young Mc Ride will always be my waifu
Can someone help me out? I'm trying to get over my fear of pooping in public places. Even when it's a bathroom that I can close and lock and be completely alone in, I still don't feel comfortable enough for number two... I think the main problem is that it feels really wrong to get completely naked in a public place. I can't stand the thought of someone looking under the door and seeing my clothes pile.
>>28637578
bumper00
Start wearing a set of women's clothing under yours. Then when you take off all your clothes, people will see a pile of both men and women's stuff. They will think you are fucking instead of shitting.
PROTIP: you can also grunt loudly.
>>28637578
>get completely naked
are you george costanza?
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