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"look everyone its anon. Don't be so shy, come sit with us. We won't bite unless you want us to. Teehee"
How has no one replied to this gem of a thread?
Seems like we have the cheerleader effect going on here. The black grill seems actually the hottest, so her.
ugh, Women smiling at me always makes me nervous-sick.
>>28645113
the bIack one
New Interpals thread. Having any luck?
Did I recover well?
>>28645074
Smooth AF, op
>>28645124
The price of absentmindedly looking at profiles
>>28645182
>absentmindedly
if you say so
What is the endgame for a NEET?
DEATH AND DESPAIR
DEATH AND DESPAIR
>>28645045
dying alone
(original)
>>28645045
there is no ""game"" but vidya for a NEET, wagie
>tfw you push everything away due to insecurity
We have each other.
I may not know you, but to me you are the cute anime girl in your image. And I'll let you know that I find you endearing, and I would be willing to work for the rest of my life for you.
You're worth something, anime anon.
In another life, maybe both of us will make each other happy. Or who knows, maybe in this one.
Love isn't well measured in time, but in depth and intensity. For however brief our love is, and however much time we spend mulling over each other's post... Know that for these moments, I love you. I love you, OP, you are my world.
>>28645120
is this pasta?
i'm not an anime, i'm a skinny loser ugly NEET
>>28645229
Its not pasta, I wrote it for you, OP.
If you want to talk, maybe we can find a way to contact each other?
Is it full movies (Mean whores,3 scenres, 1 hour total), full scenes (mean whore scene 2 ,20 min) or parts of scenes (like 3-4 random min)
Also random but i'll start preaching about how risky femdom is for your wellbeing.
Fapping to femdom is a subtle poison, it really is. You better realize it before it's too late. If you manage to fap to both femdom and maledom,you're alright. At first the thought of a girl degrading you while fucking might be hot
But if you just fap to femdom, don't get surprised if you start losing self esteem and start getting intimidated be girls looking at you and pop up boners when it happenns + have intrusive thoughts of them degrading you,etc.
It's like the porn version of meth. It can make you go from someone fucking assertive who doesn't take any shit to a weak phaggot if it's mixed with a lot of others real life issues that wreck you mentally and physically ,then it'll be your death sentence.
Take the advice or ignore it. Gave my 2 cents on it
bump orniaaaal
>>28645011
xhamster, preggosRus, AsIaN sTrEeT mEaT
Nigga i just fap to gay furry porn. Its not that hard to find.
God where has my life gone?
Should the average NEET be pro or anti Trump?
>>28644923
Pro Trump because I hate the niggers, spics, and mudslimes that are taking away the jobs I was never going to apply for anyway!
>>28644923
Do you want to try and survive while NEET for the rest of your life? Bernie.
Do you want to improve and become self reliant and successful? Trump.
I want to keep my NEETbux so fuck you trumpcucks I hope you die in a riot at one of your awful rallies. Every trump supporter under the age of 30 I've seen in the videos of them looks like he just traded his fedora for a MAGA hat.
Everything you consumed today ITT
>12 inch sub for breakfast
>three bowls of chocolate rice krispies
>two sodas
>chili cheese nachos
>Mike n' Ikes
>two poor-man's mini-subs with turkey and mozzarella in hotdog buns
>two Strawberry Pop-tarts
I'm not gonna fucking make it. This is the worst I've ever felt.
>>28644767
>coffee
>red bull
>up 'n go breakfast thing
>a multivitamin to ward off scurvey
>pie
>two cans of beer (and counting)
Shit it sounds worse now that I've written it down.
Cereal! and peanut butter on bread.
>fried spam and hard boiled eggs
>grilled cheese
>double whataburger with fries
Typical guy food I guess
Be honest, would you ever commit incest with a family member?
>implying I haven't already_heisn't really all that attractive but I get horny damnit
if one were cute and had a likable personality i would
but sadly such is not the case
>>28644736
no because in a nigger family and niggers are ugly
Isn't she so beautiful? Sitting there, relaxing, enjoying the day...
>>28644714
Oh no! Someone got you...
What are you going to do now?
shhh, baby... everything will be okay
everything will be okay
shhh
hush
I told you everything would be okay
You're so much more beautiful now
Describe your fashion in 3 words or less
Guy on left
>>28644693
suits and boots
Beanies, joggers, Vans.
>mom found the cum piano
>>28644685
>cumming on a piano
Fuck you
>Mum found the splooge flute
>mom found soap in the bacon
does anyone know what this image is trying to convey?
>>28644579
He's exorcising minighosts out of a cut loaf of bread
>>28644579
Pepe excitedly blows popcorn out of a popcorn bag
>when you nut and she keep succ
Well /r9k/? Would you still love her?
>>28644447
I dont have gf, so I wouldnt care
That's when you spread that shit like wildfire.
If she wants to be cruel than she deserves pain in return.
>>28644447
Is that a blowjob with a condom? What the fuck? That wouldn't feel like anything
>Republican college professor tried to convince my class that medicinal marijuana is bad for you
>Mfw
He was right you liberal roastie faggot.
>>28644428
He also had no sources to give me, conveniently.
>be conservative overall
>super liberal with drugs
>get called a degenerate by christcucks
go after heroin you dumb niggers, weed is pleb tier
How would you explain /r9k/ to someone who has never even been on 4chan?
i would never do that. thats stupid. why would i do that?
>>28644341
"oh there is this board where femanons go to baawww about alone meaning they only get hit on 4 times a day or about having to pay for their own drink that one time"
>>28644341
Dont talk about 4chan outside of 4chan faggot
