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So you're walking to your local store to pick up some of your favorite tendies. Then you find a wallet on the ground. No one is around and there are no cameras. Inside the wallet you find a license, $500 cash, a few credit cards, and a contact information card of the owner of the wallet.
What do you do?
take the cash and put the wallet back down obviously, i'd maybe even set it on fire if i was feeling edgy enough.
take the stuff.
I found an iphone on the ground once outside a community centre and tried stealing it but the kid's friend called it and it started ringing so I gave it back to him and pretend to have been looking for the owner. Such memorable experiences.
>>28644387
You didn't think of turning it off first? Plus, why would you steal a phone?
post your favorite memes :D
i like peepee the frog
>>28644218
A message from pepe - the frog : Hey, you may know me. You see me on memes. My dream is to become a reality TV star. Like the Kardashians. No wait. Not like them. Like a more dolled up version of them. More make up, I mean. Pepe has got to look good. And speaking of looking good. I think I know a gal who looks real cool. Her name is Christi and she is running for the executive board. You want her. don't you? Yes. You do. Because I am pepe the frog and I say you do!
>>28644318
Pepe's dream is to fucking feel good
>>28644218
I like poopoo the turtle
who else /IvyleagueDropout/ here?
>>28644195
>tfw current Ivy League student
was it really that bad for you? were you in STEM?
>>28644195
>Getting an opportunity like that and quitting
I legitimately hope you kill yourself, dude.
>>28644195
>ivy league
>obscure feels thread
post confusing feels that you are currently having
>tfw im legitimately more excited about meeting my friends dog than I am my neice or my nephew
>tfw I really want a younger sister who looks up to me as her role model.
>tfw recently started a small niche youtube channel
>tfw everyone has been nothing but nice so far, incredibly so
>haven't gotten a single mean comment
>>28644125
Tfw I had a spontaneous adrenaline rush and I don't how I even got it
>>caring about fashion
>kek, fucking faggot, i bet you wear skinny jeans
>i-i lift so clothes don't fit me
>girls don't care about that, its all about "" game""
>2016
>not dressing classy
>those basketball shorts are really flattering!
Said no one
>>28644107
>nice tank top bro!
>Wow those running shoes are sick!
-No one
Has anyone here ever been friends with a girl and then she suddenly cut you off/blocked you absolutely everywhere?
Please, if so, tell your stories here.
>>28644048
> ever been friends with a girl
no
>>28644194
Either online, or real-life. I'm mostly just talking about online, though. But I understand, I haven't either but I know someone who just had this happen to him and I'm curious to see if anyone's been through something similar.
yeah, we dated for 3 years
than she moved away, blocked me on everything, and hasn't said a word to me in almost 2 years
right now im drunk as fuck and on xanax
i have a bottle of prescription oxycodone, how many should i take if i want to feel really nice but not kill myself accidentally?
All of them, my friend.
>>28644018
Experienced degenerate here.
What's your height/weight?
>>28644077
5'9", 165 pounds
^how the fuck was this unoriginal????
How do fembots feel when they see women like these?
>>28643909
Great, I love seeing pictures of me and ma bestie.
I'm the one on the right btw. Hmu bots
>fembots
dont exists
i hope they got raped
>>28643927
you are not helenowen
So I failed at uni, failed at socializing, let alone failed at getting a gf and now I am 23 and parents are kicking me out soon. Also 28K in debt. If any of you can give me advice to better myself or at least get back on my feet, be my guest. Suicide might be an option but I only have a 32 caliber handgun which wont off me as easily, so suicide right now is out of the question.
Ill give you 28K to be my gf
>>28643884
I was here man I just got a shitty job and a shitty apt its not that bad the folk eventually let me come back
>28K in debt
Fuck man, time to run. Live on the road.
All of you will get nightmares since no reposts are allowed.
DEVILISHHello Goato.
>>28643867
Hello Goato
Hello GoatO,
Hello.Goato
Hello Goato.
>oregano
>implying that i can sleep
Hey you lonely NEETs, want to meet more shut-ins to talk to from the comfort of your home? We've been harboring a small but tightly knit r9k group on kik for over a year now and we're looking for fresh blood. What's kik you ask? It's a normalfag messenger app that's pretty compact and easy to sign up for. It'll only take a few minutes to download and register so no excuses, and if you're too autistic for a smartphone then you're autistic enough for bluestacks- an android emulator that will let you run kik on your computer.
Why should you join? Because presumably you're a lonely NEET who wants to talk to other people from this board. We mostly chat about anime, video games, shitpost technique, memes, and occasionally music trucks and drama. KV status is preferred but not required. We have a diverse mix of bitter KVs, tolerable normies and token Chads who we've beaten into submission to not brag about Chad stuff in the group.
Ready to join yet? Here's how it works. You download kik on your phone or install bluestacks and download it from there. Register an account and message me for an invitation to the trial group. My kik is patricke745 so no need to be worried about posting yours in the thread. I'll add new members to a separate trial group where you can mingle with other trials and the original members. If you get along well with everyone we'll move you over to the main group to stay.
The trial group has a few rules to keep shitters out.
-No porn
-No spam
-Banter welcome, bullying is not
-No underage
We have a votekick system in place in the main group but I won't hesitate to kick people shitting up the trial group out.
See you all there
Special Weekday Drunk Edition
>NEETs using kik.
>Normie smartphone messengers.
Yeah, no. Stick to my underground IRC channels of nice neets.
What do you guys play for games?
Are fembots welcome?
>come to r9k once I wake up
>same normie shit threads that are always made
>same shitty bait threads that are always made
>same shitty fembot threads that are always made
Anyone getting bored of this shithole of a place?
meee
take me away senpai
to the land of the real robots
Oh baby, if only I wasn't on my phone, I would be spitting my sad life like a S A D B O Y. Oh well, I'll bump it for you, OP.
If you robots weren't so sensitive to those types of posts they wouldn't be constantly made. If you whine about normies other robots will pretend to be normies to piss you off. If you respond to cock size threads the weirdo that makes them and gets off on humiliating people about it will keep making them. If you respond to the classic FEMANON HERE with rage, well you already know what happens.
I just hide the shitty threads these days and pretend they don't exist. I'm so sick of the repetitive nature of everything. I've grown to hate memes anon. How the fuck do you come to hate memes? I guess it's because there are no new ones here. I hate pepe and wojack and I am sick of seeing them. Why do we need to be stuck in 2012? Kill the reddit frog already.
>got invited to a normie gathering
>possibly up to 15 people will be there
Am I going to make it after all, guys? How do I survive this?
>>28643823
Get drunk easiest way, alcohol is literraly medicine for dealing with/ becoming a normie
Stand awkwardly in the corner and don't talk to anyone. That's how I do it, works well so far...
... if you want to be forever alone :(
>>28643848
Unfortunately I'm going to need to drive right afterwards.
>>28643854
This is what I've always done. It hasn't worked very well.
Any robots here who cured thinning hair? What are your tips? I'm like 20 and shouldn't be having this shit happen to me honestly.
>tfw no repliesthis is an original comment
>tfw thick, luscious hair
>tfw maternal grandfather and dad both went bald really early
I'M NOT READY
I'm nearing 30 and my hair is still as thick as ever
Although some greys are starting to pop up
it's that time of the night again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPz21cDK7dg
This song speaks to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z3gkq_gWL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3xcWYbH9sA
not really feels. dat beat though
one more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_PVt231FBE
