If you're an American why don't you have a fucking gun? Oh yeah I forgot it's because you're all mentally unstable fuck ups and can't even get one plus you people would kill yourself if you got one (which you probably should do).
>be me
>be 6'2"
>average dick
>girl sees me OCing
>asks about it and thinks it's cool
>get her number
>talk a bit and end up fucking
>find out she had a boyfriend
I would have video taped it seeing you as Faggots are so into cuckold. Reminder that if you own guns you 100% will get pussy no problems.
You probably own a gun because you have a tiny dick fuck off you hick
>>28647947
>caring about dick size
you must be a cuck
>>28647962
insecure small dick detected
Women think they're superior to men and it pisses me off.
They got the upper hand. But they can't make us play their shit game.
Kek.
>>28647835
how are you superior to any woman at all?
>>28647850
Well I thought """"feminism""""" was about """""equality"""""
>be sitting at computer shitposting
>stick hand down pants
>fondle balls
>smell hand
>pic related
Tell me I'm not the only one.
>>28647769
just did it, but i'm laying in bed instead
>be sitting at computer shitposting
>stick hands down pants
>dementalize the secular prayer
>>28647780
I miss YouTube Poops.
This was linked on /pol/
You idiots seriously think this thing has a vagina?
Practically no woman has such a jaw line.
"She" is a trap
The image you see here is a deeply insecure young man
So you felt the need to make a new thread with an unsubstantiated opinion, ok
>>28647779
I'm honestly just blown away by the number of you retards who think this is actually a girl
>so attractive she can make being a fat cow look good
she still looks as ugly as those other try hard fags, but her face saves her
do not interpret that as 'she looks good'
it's SO EASY TO NOT BE A FATASS
ESPECIALLY AS A WOMAN
YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT AS MUCH, NATURALLY
JUST DON'T EAT THAT FUCKING CAKE
GOD DAMNIT
WHY CAN'T MY GF JUST NOT BE FAT
>>28647749
i wanna hug her and snuggle her.
Let's talk about those times when we were as comfy as possible. Literally nothing could have been better than that moment.
>forced to go on church trip
>it was okay I guess
>realized people liked me more than I thought
>buss ride back home
>11 hours awaits us
>go to back of bus expecting to be left alone
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>>28647714
Cuddling with a qt pi just like her just like that.
>>28647714
Fuck, I miss that kind of intimacy so much. :(
It's way harder to live without than sex, I can jerk off on my own to relieve sexual tension but there's nothing you can do on your own to soothe the urge to snuggle. Maybe watch ASMR, but it's not the same.
I haven't been touched by a woman in six years and in my current life situation it's hard to see how it could ever happen again.
Congratulations you guillable idiot, that girl literally used you for attention and affection while you had nothing back.
That's what i call a pathetic piece of shit.
I want to listen to something new. What's your favorite album /r9k/ and why do you like it?
Grace by Jeff Buckley. He was probably one of the greatest singers of rock. He drowned after one album. I sincerely believe he would have changed the course of rock music had he lived.
cute girls and catchy music
It taught me how to appreciate texture and showed me that noise can beautiful. The sonic equivalent of cuddling in bed with a girl you love in a hotel overlooking the Tokyo skyline while drinking an ice cold cherry cola.
ITT: It's 2009
Man I can't wait for that new Call of Duty game, I hope it's as good as the first
I hope I'm ready for the LSATs.
>thank fucking god I never took the lsats lawyers are dead in the water right now.
Except divorce lawyers, they are on fire in more ways than one
The old r9k was p chill
Was like /b/ but with better convo
Slow but good
ATTENTION AMERICAN ROBOTS I KNOW WHAT CAN SAVE AND CHANGE YOUR PATHETIC LIVES.....
Join Pic related
>>28647406
>tfw I can't join because I used to see a shrink
They tend to not accept those with well-documented mental health histories.
I'd rather just hold out for this girl who won't talk to me anymore to fall in love with me again
Bad news, robots.
My oldest dog, Shunk Wugga, died last night. He was eleven years old. He wandered into traffic and was immediately struck by a turk.
We buried him under a neighbor's tree today with his "baby" (a stuffed bear).
Anyone else lose their pets?
>>28647281
I lost my hope for life, does that count?
My dog's baby was also a stuffed bear. It was also his girlfriend. Not even halfway into Oliver's life, humper bear had several holes in her and no more stuffing.
rip humper bear, you were a real trooper.
>>28647281
turks at it again
Okay kissless virgins.
Suppose this woman on the right who looks like Shrek with a bad wig is a single mom with one kid.
Would you have sex with her?
>>28647255
No, but maybe with the one on the left.
no
the originality of this post is 130% guaranteed
I'd rather die a virgin.
original stuff Mr bot
I just want a qt clingy obsessive girlfriend, who is insecure and will constantly need my affection, who will cuddle me and kiss me, who will always want to feel my warmth next to her.
>>28647250
please don't remind me that I'll never feel this feel
>>28647250
Why? I thought guys hated clingy overly affectionate gfs. I always try not to seem so interested, because that usually scares them away
Lately though, qt boys are expecting me to text them when they can never initiate conversation, so how am I supposed to know they're still interested? Maybe that's why I can never keep anyone around. Maybe I'm too distant and have self esteem issues, but shit. I rather not waste my time like I have in the past and then get upset about it
What's wrong with me
>>28647250
>just
kek do you think this is a small thing to ask or something? entitled fuckass
bros... I can't feel my left arm at all. I can still control it but I literally can't feel anything.
my chest's been tight as fuck all day too. did I have a stroke? what the fuck is happening to me?
Call an ambulance. Right now.
Either call one and go to ER, or fuck off and die fatty.
I can tell you one thing, OP. Making a thread on /r9k/ about health issues like this is the correct sort of action you should take.
Good on you!
>>28647017
I don't want to embarrass myself, I figured my arm was just asleep
it's been like this all day so I don't know what the fuck to do
>Could you do us a favor and eat us out a bit, anon? You're such a good friend! :)
>>28646938
I will eat out the one on the right
but the one on the left needs to leave
>>28646938
only if you do wee in my mouth
>>28647029
you've got it backwards
Guys I fell for the fucking trap meme.
>Be in college.
>Start new semester, sit next to an international student, a girl from the Philippines.
>Start becoming friends, talking more. Hang out between classes and shit.
>She's really, really fucking flirty.
>Constantly talking about her looks. "I'm so pretty!", "Do I look good today? Don't answer, I know I look hot". Just generally boasting,...
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My dick is in my hand OP
>>28646832
In Pacific Island countries our concepts of gender allows for traps, trans and effeminate gay's to be grouped together normally because before colonization those people were third genders and/or a separate kind of maleness.
During colonialism gay became the parlance because of western notions of sexuality and the dismissal of gender variance or third genders
After colonialism concepts of transsexuality trickled down, some upper class and middle class identify as women only and some trans women...
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>>28646832
>Anyway the night goes on and we start talking more throughout, and she gets progressively more flirty.
>Shows me a picture of her mom or something on her phone
>"Oh wow, your mom is really pretty."
>"Obviously! Where do you think I got my beautiful looks from. Haha just kidding. People say I look like her."
>Starts touching me lightly,...
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