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>There are starving kids in Africa
>Anon is only worried because he is a virgin
tfw wondering what the africans ever did to piss off you-know-who
>>28655379
If only the Africans here would starve
>>28655379
>There are starving kids in Africa because there are no virgins.
Any people here work as teacher? I was thinking I might go to university so I could teach (children around 11-15 age, but if possible 15-18 on highschool). What is it like. I know some teachers have respect of their students but some are literally bullied. My mom says that I need to have it in me to be teacher. Im not really sure what that means
>>28655148
It means you don't have it in you.
Go pick up lolis some other way you autistic pussy
You got to be a total Chad, else they take control very quickly and you have to deal with them for the entire semesters. Trust your mom.
>>28655233
Im not a pedo
>>28655236
Most of the male teachers in my schools were actually quite fat or old and still were generally liked. I dont really have much choice anyway. Only thing Im good at is english. Im average or below average at most other things.
Hey robots. I got dumped by a girl last night, and since then I have been mailing her, begging her to take me back. This is was my first true relationship; I loved her so much. I have been crying since last night, and thinking about suicide. I really loved this girl, I cared for her. Because of my stupidity, I ruined our relationship. She thought it was getting abusive. I don't honestly know if it really was. I don't believe her. Well, maybe kind of. But that was just our sheer stupidity and childishness.She blocked me on Skype and on Facebook. I don't know how to get through this, I feel empty, and I just can't stop crying. I miss her so much. It's not just only her, but my friends are abandoneding me, too. Why is life so unfair? I just hate myself. I lost a prefect partner.
>>28655015
I tried mailing her earlier -- I literally bombarded her with emails. She told me to just stop contacting her. And right now, I asked her if would like it be my friend. She has not replyed yet. I am so fucked up emotionally, right now. I honestly don't know what I am doing. I miss her so much. God, why?
I sent her a voice recording of beating my head, that was literally the most retarded thing I have ever done. I want ed to punish myself just show her how I cared for her. I really thought it would be a stupid idea. I still did it anyway That was the point she left me. "I am sorry, Anon", then block. Why am I so fucking retarded. What the fuck is wrong with me? I fucking hate everything
I took the pills. What now?
Am i the only one who is genuinely edgy? ever since i was a small child, the only thing that brings me any satisfaction is destruction and fighting. I spent many hours daydreaming about having superpowers and crushing mountains. other than girls, nothing else was remotely interesting to me. It's probably the reason i'm in a shitty place in life, because i'm not interested in living a peaceful life. I want a reason to kill things. I'm a pyromaniac and i hate people who want to live good peaceful lives. I've become more and more obsessed with the idea of destroying the universe. Does anyone else know this feel?
>>28654923
M-me too sometimes. I like to think how it would feel to be part of a group that brought about the end of the world. I think it would feel pretty good for some reason.
>>28654923
I can't be the only edgy person, can I?
>>28654984
i've even come to realize that destroying the world would make sense. history always repeats itself, the only way to end pain is by destroying the cause and recipients of it.
What's the deal with girls in ages 16-20 referring to themselves as "kitten", "kitty", "cat"?
Almost every girl I've met seems to have a weird obsession with kittens and wants to be treated as such or roleplays as a fucking cat. What the hell? Do people find it cute?
WHERES THE GABAGOO CARM
it means that she took +20 dicks
>>28654932
Not necessarily because sometimes those are very young aged girls. But it definitely has something to do with them having some sort of a slut fantasy
>Quick anon! grab your gun, the beta uprising is happening!
What do you choose as your soundtrack?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OlcJzin3LE
Showtime.
Quad Damage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C_PdI-3M-Q
Or maybe this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptUXTca_zhg
>>28654885
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcFhz5YgTzQ&list=PLeogPTA03KQ_vl0v9G04dexcCkBxfed_3&index=20
What's to stop me from making a site about "fictional" women where guys could report fucking a girl and see how many other guys have fucked that same girl? Put a fat disclaimer on the site that says it's all fictional or whatever legal bullshit.
Example: Stacie Normiewhore from Pleasekillme Indiana (284)
It would get shut down by angry SJWs
id pay money to keep a site like that going
>girls snapchat
>girls facebook
>girls tinder
>picture proof that shes been fucked
>audio recordings of her moaning and talking about all the dicks shes took
perfect
>>28654852
They'd need to have a legal reason to right? What if I hosted it in some country that hosts torrent sites?
You live in the country. The nearest store is 20 minutes away by car.
Your 14 year old daughter asks you if you can buy her some condoms, since she can't drive yet. How do you react? Would you be willing to help her?
>buying condoms to your 14 yrs old daughter
You shouldn't have been a father in first place.
>>28654809
Bring her to the store, buy the condoms.
Rape her with them when we get in the car.
>>28654809
tell her to do analfap to the though of it
I did coke for the first time last night, ask me anything
At what point in your life did you realize that you were never going to have a significant impact on the world or on history in any way?
>>28654800
How was your party-tier stimulant? Did you have a good time?
At what point did you realise that you are going to chase this one high for the rest of your life and never ever achieving it again?
>live with gf in apartment
>pay all the bills because gf has no job
>can't really save money because all of my income that would have been extra I spend on her
>gf asks me if I am going to pay for her father's shit on Father's day
>Ask her, "you're not going to have a job by then? It's going to be going on 7 months by Father's Day.."
>Gets visibly upset with me, proceeds to call me an ass, and that she doesn't know why I'm being mean.
Also, a little back story. I was going to kick her out in June when our lease is up but her family all sperged out saying that it wasn't fair for me to make her move and that I'm treating her like a room mate. Even though she isn't even trying to look for a job and has been unemployed for 7 months.
Am I in the wrong /r9k/?
Of course you're not in the wrong
>>28654731
No, you're not married so what the fuck do you owe her? Why the fuck does she think it's totally okay to be a useless part of society and not contribute at all?
You're in the right but put your foot down man why are you letting her treat you like that?
They're putting together a book about 4CHAN MEMES, AND THEY'RE SELLING IT TO THE NORMIES. WHAT THE FUCK. REEEEEEEEE!!!!
>>>/pol/74363167
>my shit post didn't work on pol
>I'll cross post to r9k
Why lurk when you can get it all from ED or this stupid book? People will never learn.
>>28654673
That book is comedy gold.
I am a fulltime neet who taught myself how to make music without really touching an instrument or knowing anything about music theory here to tell you that anyone in this board that is also neet and have the freetime can produce music regardless of any previous experience relating to music
Source: https://soundcloud.com/annedrank
Its a lot more productive than just watching anime and playing video games all day so why not give it a try?
>"music"
>series of bleeps and bloops to hook onto 2016 levels of stimulation addiction
>>28654338
Anne Drank here
Thanks man
>>28654288
Dude OP that joint is jammin foo!! I dig. I want to rap over that track. Lets become famous together
This is Mia Sand. She is the queen of /r9k/
She has thick thighs and is lusted after by every high test alpha. Low test betas cannot handle the test that exudes from Mia and they go after Anorexic SJW dykecunts like Ellen Page or Rose or Katya.
Mia Sand is our empress. Worship her
>that face
christ, that thing has an old leathery man face
>>28654179
>nigger
nope.exe
She has a serious case of manface op. Disgusting fucking disgusting
Do you like loli, /r9k/?
No because I am not a pedophile.
>>28654117
>not liking little girls
ISHYGDDT
>>28654056
yes, not fat ones though
what percentage of girls from the ages of 18-25 do you think have sent nudes to someone?
30-40% I'd say. In the US it's probably more than 50%
98% by age 18
Girls were sending nudes around when I was in middle school.
I'm 19 just for clarity.
It's only going to get worse btw.
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