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Whats the point of having such a thick cock if I will never use it
>>28669169
Do porn with that monster. Be a prostitute. :P
>>28669169
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
what the fuck
that looks like a dude in a hat in a body bag
what the fuck is wrong with you man
>>28669169
Are you so fat the adipose tissue has nowhere else to deposit itself than on your cock?
tell me how to kill this thing so I can sleep
how big is it?
If you're scared just spray it with various chemicals and change your sheets. Just beware of the spooky movements it will make in death
>>28668947
>not owning bug spray
retard
>>28668947
Straya never change
Why would God put the serpent in paradise?
>>28668262
to cuck adam or something
>>28668262
Obviously god is evil it's the only logical conclusion
*tips fedora*
Gods a dickhead that likes to fuck with people
the original ebin troll
Post your desktops here and have other anons rate them!
Original picture of my desktop
>>28668084
Nice background t b h
hello am on window 7~ how are you?
i have to compress picture~ sorry~
>see girl on dating website visited my profile
>she's overweight but cute
>her profile mentions her being suicidal twice
>i message her that she's very pretty
>10 minutes later when i say i'm logging out she says "nite boyfriend lol"
bout to have an unstable chubby girlfriend brehs feelsgoodman
Fucking nice mate pound that shit
>>28667724
Congrats on your scraping of the bottom of the barrel anon.
>>28667724
post her pic or GTFO
>Parents kicking me on Friday
Would putting a knotted belt over my door and just slipping the loop around my neck and sitting down be enough to kill me?
>>28667687
Try and get back to us.
>>28667687
dont do it anon. Become a homeless robot. It will help focus your pure hatred of normies
>>28667702
I tried before and read that you can cut off a vein and pass out within a few seconds. Didn't happen, but I'm at a point were I'm just going to go through with it no matter the pain.
Greetings /r9k/
It's a lonely thursday night and i've been wanting to reread some spooky junji ito stories, so I thought to myself why not dump some here so others can enjoy as well.
We'll start off with the classics of course then go from there. So let's begin.
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Why not enjoy some King Oscar brand sardines?
Fished in Morocco so you know they're good. Packed with protein to keep you going throughout the
Choose the smart snack with King Oscar sardines!
I'm more of a baked beans guy, thanks.
>>28667278
Get out of here with that cheap shit. Way to tarnish the pure flavor of deens further by jamming in jalapenos.
I'm from Quebec so
I want to put a hole through things. i want to put a big gaping hole through these ugly lumps of matter and filth. I want to watch them fly apart and make interesting patterns of red and pink and brown, and then fall to the ground in a puddle. I don't even see them as human anymore, but as parodies of humans, mocking me as they wallow in their filth. I want to watch them burst apart and paint the air with rust. I just can't stop this feeling, i want to obliterate these laughing pigs. I just can't stand to look at them move around anymore. I hate them with such a burning intensity. I don't even hate them as people, but as disgusting perversions of beings with souls
>>28667131
upvoted, looking forwards to your next post
>>28667131
Go punch a heavy bag, anon. You'll feel a little better.
you forgot a step, OP
Can we have a high test thread? I feel like beating my weewee
>>28667096
>Can we have a high test thread?
Here is my contribution
https://www.instagram.com/pernilwyn/
ill help u beat ur weewee anyday
this is going to wind up with people arguing about where, exactly, is the boundary between deliciously thick and fat disgusting pig.
Jelq: Not even once.
What even is Jelqing?
I've heard of it, but never really understood.
>>28666866
what's jelqing? in an original fashion
>>28666887
it's injecting saltwater into your dick, lel.
fucking dicklets. When will they learn?
Don't ever post here but wasn't sure where to put it
don't ignore me 4chan ily
What does this even mean
Original comment
>>28666951
well i was kinda hoping some of you would know......
>go into a store and ask to see the manager to ask if there are any openings and have my resume
>jus apply online :^)
Anyone here ever work in a call center? I see some of those around here.
>>28666731
I work at a call center and it makes me want to kill myself
As an introvert talking and arguing with people all day, stupid normie people, it just drains me so much. I'd rather be stacking shelves or moving boxes in a warehouse
>>28666766
I don't know, I feel like I could do it but that does sound like it would just be absolutely draining.
>>28666731
>apply online to one job
>online applications take an hour
>have to do this for every single job application
>get an automated email saying no
E V E R Y T I M E
Omegle Thread:
"Who would you choose?" Edition
Post your choices and bump for meeting robots.
tags: r9k r9komegle omegler9k robot9001
Do you have any more birdflu think?
>>28666541
This is actually hilarious
Thank you for that
I would choose Mike and fuzzy
>>28666541
Erica and fuzzy
>Lexi Brown, the 12-year-old Santa Maria girl whose battle against cancer captured the hearts of people across the country, has died
>Lexi's principal at St. Louis de Montfort Catholic School confirmed Wednesday that the young girl had passed away while she and her mother were returning from a trip to France
>Lexi's fight against fibroblastic sarcoma, a cancer of the connective tissue, inspired her friends, classmates, and even strangers
>In March, the Brown family received the difficult news that nothing more could be done in the battle against Lexi's cancer and that treatment would stop
>Lexi will be remembered by many people for her positive attitude. As one of her classmates recently told KSBY, "Even while she was going through all of this, she always had a smile on her face, she was always laughing."
http://www.ksby.com/story/31894176/12-year-old-lexi-brown-loses-battle-against-cancer
HAHAHAHA
ROASTIES BTFO
Take that you little shit, I won, I won. You little Stacey didn't even last 20 years.
How does it feel to be the loser? Victory is mine, eat shit.
she died virgin. you see? fembots do exist. BTFO
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/23/us/florida-zookeeper-killed-violated-policy/
STACEY BTFO
