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So, do I fight it (there being zero evidence against me), or just end it now, as the rumor mill evidently already has me arrested and my computer impunded?
>Be employed in education
>special eds class (not downs-tards, just educationally challenged)
>15yo girl is no good in the subject I teach
>claims she received a FB-message from me with a dick pic
>tells this to her fellow students
>tells her "main teacher"
>her teacher tells the principal
>principal informs me, though he obviously doens't believe the girl
>girl has a history, at school at least, of telling wild lies.
>I have an interview with police schedueled for tomorrow
>>28658339
(ctd)
>principal calls today to ask me/verify whether cops were at my place, confiscating computer.
>evidently someone called him, asking what he was doing
>am currently not on suspension
>Stressed out like a motherfucker
Tell them that it isn't fucking true. Bitches that age are stupid and manipulative, and you'll find that her story will change each time she tells it. Just tell the cops that this is not true in any way and answer their questions, reminding them that there is literally no evidence. Then treat her like shit once you get back to teaching.
>>28658404
I'm worried she's told them even more lies. I was initially relieved she lied about somethign pretty easy to disprove, instead of claiming that I exposed myself to her. Then it'd be her word against mine, and they always believe the "victim" (/pol/ was right, btw.)
How many of you guys have gotten out of a NEET situation? I'm 26 with no degree and no serious work experience, and the need to get my shit together hit me pretty hard recently.
>been getting up at 6 a.m. every day.
>working out at least 2x a week consistently, lifting and some mild cardio
>got some shitty part time Internet job that pays Indian-tier wages but at least it's something to pay the cell phone bill
>improving relationship with gf
>learning to code in the evenings in an effort to eventually get a job in the field
Have any of you guys made it? Am I gonna make it?
>>28658231
>gf
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>>28658231
there is no making it. I'm 30 and I tried to get back into society but it was too late. no education plus no work experience means no chance; I get like 700 in neetbux from faking autism and that took me 2 years and a lot of fighting to get. sometimes I'd rather just be dead
>>28658256
>tfw kicked out of the loser club just because I don't want to be a loser anymore
pls no
>>28658266
what did you do when you tried to get back into society?
Anyone here ever visited a shrink? I made an appointment for the end of this month and I'm kinda nervous.
Don't know what to expect. It will be free, so I don't give a fuck if its a waste of time
Useless. They play the part where they "listen" but most of the time they dont see you for who you really are deep down. Reading for myself about my behavorial tendencies worked a lot more, exploring my beliefs, insights on my feelings
I had one really shitty one and one god tier, so it really depends I guess. If you're a male, choose a female shrink, go female if you're also female.
>>28658504
I'm going to a female shrink.
Any chance I'll have sex with her?
Hey robots, what's your alignment?
easydamus.com/alignmenttest.html
True Neutral master race reporting in.
If you're in the "good" category you're a normie, robots are neutral evil.
Lawful Neutral most of the time, trending more towards Neutral Evil though depending on the mood.
What is /r9k/'s experience with fobby asian girls?
This guy is a GOD.
He basically gets shoots porn exclusively with fob chinese grills.
If you had a choice between this, and a femanon, you'd pick this.
I guarantee it.
>>28657211
What's he called? I want to see
Poleaboo => Monica edition
Going to watch Sonatine tonight after I watched Hana-Bi and Merry Christmas Mr. Lawrence last night and the night before
Post waifus
>tfw had close friend in high school
>considered him my best friend but that probably wasn't mutual since he had plenty of other friends
>final year of high school he got a gf
>long and painful transition period to where he no longer needed me
>lost almost all communication with him when high school finished
>took literally 3 years to recover and find something that partially filled the void
>tfw he has a fully functioning friend group now
>tfw I just have the one friend who will probably have the same fate once university finishes next year
>do a very reckless racing start complete with wheel spin and excellently timed gear changes
>asshole next to me at the traffic lights didn't even have the courtesy to realise we were racing
Mildly disappointed lads, it's like these people don't know the highway code or something.
what is asian chad's name?
Xiao or Henry
>>28656968
jackie chad
originalio familio
Ching Dong
Which tripfag do you hate the most?
>>28656894
all of them.
riginaru
>>28656990
This
Then frog posters
>>28656990
This
but especially doj
ITT: we make fun of /pol/
>bonus points if triggered stormfags start posting in this thread
>>28656870
cyka blyyaaattt 12
SJWs and /pol/ are virtually identical
>>28656892wew lad [boiler
If you aren't a misogynist, it's because you're a virgin who has never had to deal with women and their bullshit.
If you aren't a racist, it's because you haven't been around niggers and haven't had to deal with their bullshit.
Stop virtue-signalling. Nobody is going to think you're such a great person for being tolerant towards niggers and women. Face reality.
>>28656816
Yep, pretty much. Spot on.
Even women and niggers themselves are misogynistic and racist. They know.
>>28656816
Friendo, even the most autistic KHV can be a misogynist provided they've spent some time working in retail.
Women are absolutely fucking unbearable.
>>28656816
its true. i never really understood why everyone was so fucking racist until i started working retail and actually experienced these "humans" first hand. never recovered from it.
None of you fucking listen.
The more I read threads here, the more I am convinced that the main problem people here have fitting in is that you're self-centred, self-absorbed little shits who are only interested in forcing people to endure your uninformed opinion on EVERYTHING, while you completely ignore everything anyone else has to say, convinced no one has anything of importance to tell you.
In thread after thread I've watched you special snowflakes repeat the same fucking things over and over again, not even bothered to read eath other's responses. The only time people respond to each other here is, ironically, when you're trolling each other.
TL;DR: If you want people to stop treating you like two-legged herpes, shut your fucking mouth and open your fucking ears.
Yep that's about it. The only reason I come here is for pedo and trap threads
>>28656457
blah blah blah
shove it up your fat ass
This isn't the place for you silly normie, get shot in the next beta-uprising please
Who here /stuck in a genuinely shitty country/?
>living in a small village in spain
>20% unemployment rate in my region, even if you managed to get a job it would probably pay you minimum wage which is about 5 bucks an hour
>region keeps losing development over the time
>other regions in the same country may reach 30-40% unemployment
>a country where about half of all people younger than 23 never had a single job in their entire lives
>never had a paying job myself, only a 10 month internship
>can't go to college/vocational school because of a combination of shitty grades and lack of vacancies
>a shitton of other young people can't get in either (especially in the big cities), government does practically nothing to deal with this immense demand
>a country where only about 20% of people younger than 30 manage to successfully move out of their parents house, even if they manage to it's usually in their late 20s
>a country where a shitton of people don't enroll in high school, many don't even finish middle school at all and 35% of young people don't have a HS degree or equivalent
>probably around 25% of the young population is a NEET
>nothing gets done in this fucking country, social programs have been getting cut off
>new elections next month where nothing will get done like last december
>stuck with slow and expensive internet too
>little hope to successfully emigrate even if I wanted to
Southern Europe is pure hell. Many third world countries are unironically better off than us right now, with far more hope for the future than we'll ever have here.
Spain is so depressing you can literally see HS classes (or their equivalent) being filled up with people in their mid 20s, with only a few teenagers.
You can see people in their late 20s, 30s, even 40s that either never left their parents house to start with or had to return due to crushing poverty.
Doesn't that just sound ridiculous? Well it actually happens in this pathetic excuse of a "developed" country.
Not country, but State. Alabama is awful.
That said, Spain sounds way fucking worse
>>28656130
At least you've got good food and cool architecture
Portugalfag here.
We've got it worse.
What's your kink/fetish robots?
Don't worry we're all degens, especially those missionary position for procreation fucks.
>>28656048
Women watching two men fuck. I don't have to see the men, that doesnt do it for me, just the woman watching them. Especially if she's talking dirty or encouraging them.
Weird huh?
>>28656048
damn that is a fuckload of makeup.
>>28656048
Bimbos/bimbofication
Too bad some autist comes in to every thread and tries to turn it into something it's not.
The only thing I want in this world is a 10/10 girlfriend.
Is that so wrong?
I literally do not feel attracted to a girl unless she is a 9 or higher.
forget the girlfriend, i want some of that beach and pool and balmy weather shieet
thats not a 10/10, but this is
>>28656026
>when she makes that face she makes when she gets hungry for the sauce
THIS IS OPERATIVE BETA 6
COME IN HQ
I'M SURROUNDED BY NORMALS
THEY'RE CRAWLING IN FROM ALL SIDES
HAVE SUSTAINED HEAVY TENDIE CAUSALITIES
REQUESTING IMMEDIATE EVAC
Get a life you faggot nerd
Beta 6 be advised:
Transport not available at this time.
This is HQ.
The normies may be crawling in from all sides.
But are they crawling in your skin.
Over and out.
