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That other guy is a cunt edition
>>28682040
>That image size
I'm proud of you
>tfw I'm not britian
>copy.jpg
>>28682090
I worked with what I had, my standard OP pic came up as a duplicate.
Are you a psychopath?
Have you ever met one?
>>28682010
i'm either a psychopath or just extremely lonely.
no but i know a sociopath
>>28682081
What do you mean? By that anon?
No omegle thread...
>>28680724
berp
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>>28680724
people i want to meet again
Chees girl
and the guy who called me EVEFag.
Holla at your boy
wew another erica wannabe
Would you date a girl with a history of substance abuse and self-harm and listens to music like Pat the Bunny and Giles Corey?
>>28680165
>history of substance abuse and self-harm
nope!
>>28680165
would you date a guy also with history of substance abuse, 19 years old, lives with his dad and has no money? if you would then yeah, i would
>>28680165
Sure why not.
I'm not going to tolerate dependent behavior or continued substance abuse though.
women's feet are nice.
H-has anyone touched a woman's bare feet?
The closest I've gotten is taking off a girl's shoes who was passed out from drinking. Am I a rapist?
Would a beta-run r9k foot spa be successful with qt clients?
>>28678253
A few times. My most memorable time was in high school. Sophmore year, my friends got me a date to a dance with a cute girl. I was autistic and ruined the whole thing but at one point her high heel buckle gets undone and her shoe flies off while we were walking outside after the dance. I picked up her shoe and she holds up her naked foot and i kneel down to put it on. It was so hot. Her foot was gorgeous and it was warm and soft and moist.
>I had my "bad boy" phase but I'm ready to settle down now :)
>why are men so immature and afraid of commitment?
is something wrong with me that i would rather lick her feet than have her suck my dick?
>I had my anti-social nerd gamer phase, but i'm ready for a gf now :)
>>28674530
it's not a phase it's who i am
What are you listening to robots? The more depressing the better.
This is my shit, senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDRhPIAcKgs
>>28673361
Sentenced and Insomnium are pretty /r9k/ tier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGtrNZwqpCY
>Why did it have to be so hard
>For us to live our lives
>Again I reach out in the dark in despair
>>28673361
>The more depressing the better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8
You know what time it is, lads.
>that angsty emo kid that walked through the halls with a guitar but only played basic chord progressions
>>28664976
>that kid that tried to run like naruto
> that kid who posts "that kid" threads to make fun of others as a means of compensating for his shitty childhood
>that kid who was "only pretending to be retarded"
Fight Thread
Bully edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zigeJlX9c3s
No way did those floppy little arms have the strength to pierce someone.
>>28661269
The other guy is weak
>>28661429
That felt really good
Following this simple 3 step plan will cure your depression, elevate your mood, get you motivated, and help you score those chicks you crave so much.
Step 1: Healthy diet. Arguably the most important step on this list. You are what you eat they say. So if you're filling your body with fast food, processed foods, microwave dinners, or candy, you need to cut that out because it's helping to make you depressed. Cut it out. All of it. Give up on junk food FOREVER. Seriously. The cravings for bad food will go away after a month or so of clean eating. A whole plant food Vegan diet is optimal for mental focus, health, and to feel energized and happy. You will physically look healthier and more vibrant if you eat more plants and fruits.
Step 2: Take up weightlifting. Now before you tell me this is the most obvious and generic answer. It's because building muscles and getting stronger WILL 100% boost your confidence and will alter the way people treat you. You will be more respected with muscles. Trust me. The testosterone you gain from working out will increase your energy and you will start to develop that alpha male mentality.
Step 3: Okay. So now you eat healthy all the time and you workout regularly. You should be making progress in the gym and you should be feeling energized. Now you need a job. You need to start applying. Cashier, shelve stocker, McDonald's worker. It doesn't matter. You need to be some place where you make money for your time. You need to be in a position where you have to socialize. Don't worry. Your gains and healthy life style are there to reassure yourself of your confidence, and you can laugh at all the fattys buying McDonalds later at home.
The 3 step plan. Eat healthy. Get big. Work hard.
This is literally all it takes to have confidence. An income, a hobby, and healthy foods to give you energy to do it all. Follow this advice and you will succeed I promise you. Pic related. Women will be doing this in front of you once you do all 3
>>28687860
Step 4: Stop bitching and whining about your issues. Nobody care in the end.
/Thread.
>>28687880
There's only 3 steps flam
The get a job part is what always discourages me. I don't see how I can be happy dealing with idiots all day and doing soul crushing work.
WASTE WATER TREATMENT GENERAL
Drinking again and ready to answer all your queries and worries about what happens to your shit after you shit and howcome it becomes the water you drink again.
How is babby formd
>>28687488
you pee in a vag
How girl get pragnant????
You day dream of being Ninja Assassin,
Chad is your sister's Anal Assassin.
You're doing a Guts run on Dark Souls,
Chad is deep exploring her dark holes.
>>28687224
You work hard and set goals,
she moans as she burns coals
>>28687618
For Whom the Bell Tolls is your favorite Metallica song,
Chad is with your oneitis, hitting her bong.
Why don't you just take female hormones and get breast implants so you can be pretty and cute?
>breast implants
no
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT JUDEN
>>28686554
because no matter what I will never be an actual born girl
>really horny the past week
>need to and want to masturbate
>there's no good stuff to spank it to
help me
you could use me anon.. ill help you masturbate!
>>28686360
No anon, please pick me instead! We can be super lewd together and share each other yummy cummies!
http://exhentai.org/g/913374/bf284aa6a2/
http://exhentai.org/g/932567/ccdb553da7/
http://exhentai.org/g/935056/0947ecf98a/
What podcast do you listen to?
>>28685936
Yahtzee Croshaw has a secondary channel called "Yahtzee19", on which he uploads weekly podcast-style videos with his friend, Gabriel Morton. The idea is that they select a particularly boring game to "drown out" with a series of topics, after which they answer questions submitted by the viewers.
>>28685936
The Last Podcast on the Left
Coast to Coast AM
Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast
Season 1 of Serial
I haven't really found many that I like. I like dark topics like conspiracy theories and murders.
>>28685936
Mega64
Makes me feel like I have friends fampai
