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That other guy is a cunt edition
>>28682040
>That image size
I'm proud of you
>tfw I'm not britian
>copy.jpg
>>28682090
I worked with what I had, my standard OP pic came up as a duplicate.
>>28682090
Better then that other cunts thread.
>>28682143
>other thread doesn't have a title or image size
>OP is a cunt
You fucking autists
/r9k/ allows porn, but /britfeel/ rarely posts porn
Why?
>>28682210
It's a bit of a distraction m8.
I usually come here when I've finished wiping myself off.
>>28682210
>who dat?
i don't know why we don't post porn desu, it's never part of our discussion
>>28682210
We don't want to
>>28682210
Because are a million other places on the internet for porn.
Learning makeup
Think I might buy my own stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ntj8lF17_w
>someone messages me on Tinder
>28, older than I'd usually message
>Chat for a bit, she replies instantly which is nice
>Chat some more tonight
>Turns out we went to same school and live 10 minutes away from each other
>Chat more about ourselves
>I eventually insert jokey line "So do opposites attract?" as we have a different attitude towards ex-school friends. I only keep contact with a few people while she adds everyone so she can spy on them
>She says she isn't feeling the attraction between us at all but i'm a really nice guy
>mfw I'm out of her league physically and 2 years younger than her
>mfw I scanned the convo and basically all she knows about me is I keep fit, I work out, I have controlled epilepsy, I can hold a conversation, I go hiking and I HAVE NO JOB CURRENTLY
so this is the first time I've ever been ditched because I'm unemployed (for 2 months, my city is fucked and my contract wasn't renewed).
what the fuck, /r9k/? I know where she lives too, her street is 10 mins away and there's like 3 houses on it. Do I need to rape her?
>reposting
I suppose
>>28682245
Feels and porn are incompatible?
>>28682210
This is a feels thread, porn doesn't exactly fit in here.
Qts for tfw no gf do belong though
>>28682210
Got source on that? I love it when their tits sway like that, especially when they're sweaty.
>>28682296
>controlled epilepsy
That's what turned her off
>>28682296
>NEET's first foray into the downsides of being NEET
It's all down hill from there. Once you recognise that you'e inferior, the self-loathing will really kick in.
>>28682338
I take 2 pills in morning and 2 at night
;____;
>>28682297
>Feels and porn are incompatible?
There is an entire board dedicated to porn. I think we're allowed to moan and insult each other without having it spammed
is this girl qt
>>28682291
This you poley?
>>28682358
Shouldn't have mentioned that or your employment status unless they were completely unavoidable
>>28682358
Then why would she know about and not anything else about you?
>>28682373
No shes fucking rancid
>>28682296
>what the fuck, /r9k/?
That's normal. Women don't want neets.
>>28682373
your tinder slut's a 3/10
>>28682373
Looks like a man in drag desu
>>28682376
Maybe
Think it might be better to buy my own stuff as I could practice in peace for as long as I need to at night time
>>286823734/10is what i think but she could be qt for you
>>28682373
Might be good for a titjob if you put a bag over her head
>>28682373
Pretty bad chin, lad
okay here's another photo, just to make sure
>>28682395
because I mentioned I don't have a car. Mostly because I don't really see the need (my city is quite small and I am very fit, I cycle a lot) but most normies won't understand that. I do get free bus travel across Scotland due to epilepsy though
>>28682222
>tfw no appreciates your quads
>>28682464
looks like that TRIGGERED woman
>>28682464
I'd take a blowjob off her. Not gf material with that dyed hair though.
>>28682464
That's a tumblrina. Avoid
>>28682465
>no car
>no job
>I like to go to the gym a lot lol
what a catch
>>28682476
Should have got it in the right thread mate.
>>28682514
It was the right thread at the time
>>28682464
her weight starts with 200 wew lad
>>28682525
No it wasn't. Look at the time. This thread was up.
>>28682525
No /britfeel/ in the title, not the right thread.
There's a system, there are rules in place.
>new Gujira translation
Gonna be a good wank tonight
>>28682465
>no job
>no car
>i get free buses for being a spaz though
Are you self aware? Women want men with money. It sucks but it's how the world works.
>>28682544
This thread hadn't picked up speed yet
>>28682551
I didn't even realise
>>28682373
looks fucking fat desubehonest
>>28682509
there is no reason for me to have a car. I live 3 miles from city centre.
you have to be fucking retarded to sink 300 per month into having something you don't need
>>28682589
>This thread hadn't picked up speed yet
People pointed out it had no title and the image was for ants. You should have known the other thread would pick up.
>>28682651
It implies your really poor. It's not the point if you need one or not. Yes, it's a shit system but that's how society works.
>>28682653
It was still going strong at the time
>>28682686
This.
You want women? Don't tell them you don't have a car or a job. Lie. You can get easy sex if you lie.
Can't be arsed desu lads
>>28682567
it's all about context. obviously i didn't dive in like that.
oh well
still, it's annoyed me.
>>28682651
But how else will you drive her on dates and shit, not to mention taking her son to school.
Come on manYou could just be boring and gave the impression your unemployed arse isn't going anywhere or doing anything with your life
>>28682711
a lie to women and actually tell them i'm black to get them into bed quickly
I'm actually white but they'll never know
>>28682464
she looksT R I G G E R E D
>tfw I think I might be a gay virgin version of mark from peep show
>>28682749
well no. She asked what I do as she heard it can get boring being unemployed so I told her I still try to keep a schedule n keep active. I am actually waiting on acceptance for enrolling in electrical engineering at college and doing ad hoc stuff in various offices around the city rather than NEET bux.
>>28682740
There's not a lot of embellishing you can do when you're neet. Easier to lie.
Let this be a lesson senpai.
>>28682786
>go on grindr
>no longer a virgin
>mfw someone said Eastenders was the GOAT soap
>>28682465
>I do get free bus travel across Scotland due to epilepsy though
wow... that's really sexy, what an independent man in control of his destiny and able to provide for a family
>>28682847
>get aids
>no longer a virgin
>>28682887
I didn't say you should bareback them faggot.
>>28682210
We're probably not all into the same sort of thing.
>>28682210
You want some dank ass porn, here anon
>>28682909
thats kinda hot desu lad
>"ayoo senpai what fone u got G?"
wat do?
>>28682865
>soaps
how boring does you life have to be that you watch a show about the made up lives of other boring people
>>28682887
>get a dodgy blood transfusion
>still a virgin
>>28682887
I'll have sex with you, anon. Where you at?
>>28682865
>he doesn't think Emmerdale is the best soapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QI5MNC5xsU&t=1m0s
Does your faggot Aussie soap have a guy smashing a woman in the face with a mallet?
Yea, didn't think so
>>28682847
Why don't you straights just go on tinder?
Oh wait not that simple is it?
I could get a rent boy if I really really wanted
Lads, cat brought a frog into the house today and I couldn't leave for work because it was sitting on the stairs and I hate those fuckers.
Eventually I mustered up the courage to slide past it but wew lads, it was difficult.
>>28682944
>how boring does you life have to be that you watch a show about the made up lives of other boring people
Literally applies to literally every single literal TV drama literally ever
>be me
>only friend/housemate got banned on here for being a cunt
>2 weeks with no 4chins what do?
>don't use proxies or tor because i'm a retard
>live off tendies in my cave for 2 weeks
>start lurking and feeling alone
>ban expires
>message only friend telling him we can post again
>says he's getting drunk
>i say i'll join him in his room
>says he's out 'with his new friends'
>mfw lack of 4chan turned him into a normie
>mfw I'm now completely alone
>>28682296
>have me in a suit as tinder profile pic, taken by my then gf
>bitches message me
>mfw i'm now a bum because I worked in oil and no jobs lol but I have savings n a cushty no rent apartment with my rich best mate
>any bitch I be honest with gives me this exact response
Just move on mate. At 28 she is looking for her future husband on fucking Tinder, that's why she's fled as soon as she finds out you're not ready to get her pregnant before 2017.
Also, save the epilepsy/no car thing for in-person. It's easier to deliver n rationalize it when you're limited by words on a screen. That should be no big deal if delivered right unless she's complete shit.
>>28682964
Pretty good, lad
>>28682964
Emmerdale is a meme soap
Didn't they have a plane crash in the village for DRAMA!!!?
>>28682887
>>28682947
The virgin part isn't even the main part.
Mark isn't driven by lust like Jeremy. He just doesn't want to die alone and have a relationship
>>28682986
the point still applies tbqh, it's the fucking same
>>28682973
>Why don't you straights just go on tinder?
Getting sex for men with men is easier. I tested this by going on grindr and putting up a picture of only my chest. I got message after message.
>>28683020
Shame, you're missing out. Top or bottom?
>>28683012
and a helicopter crash, and a bunch of serial killers.
It's brill. No one wants to watch a fucking realistic soap, despite what trash like Eastenders has you believe
>>28682989
Wow I thought I was autistic
>>28683029
Lets assume I don't have an attractive chest.
I bet you would get messages on tinder too.
>>28683050
The soap coronation street was being viewed by the director at itv hq to see if it was any good, the director thought it was shit.
Then the tea lady came in, she served tea and she kept looking at the screen, the director asked her to sit down and watch it, in the end she said she loved the pilot and the director choose to air the soap
fun fact but desu i hate soaps
>>28682989
how did he get banned lad
>>28683084
I got zero matches on tinder. Fucking zero. I got a few bots but I don't count them as they just say 'go on x website to see my boobies!'
I got messages on grindr. And I don't have an attractive chest. It's average skinny fat. Never worked out in my life.
>>28682989
get drunk and do a shit in his pillow
>>28683029
getting sex as a straight man is the hardest
this is an objective fact
unless you're a top 10% chad
>>28683084
You'd be surprised. For real lad, try grindr. You'll have someone sucking your dick by tomorrow.
>>28682989
Do something subtle. Get your piss bottles and mix it in his milk or something
>>28683159
But will they actually like me and want to be my bf?
>>28683207
Would you even want someone who puts out so easily
>>28683207
Maybe, some are only there for hook ups but you might find someone
>>28683207
As a faggot the chances of getting a bf from that grindr app is slim. It's a casual sex app mostly. You can be ugly as fuck and still get attention. There are some good guys on there though.
One guy I spoke to said he only wanted to go on a date and not have any sex unless a relationship started.
It's worth going on if only for the confidence boost.
>>28683220
The classic dilemma that only a terrible person would settle for you
>Perfect post
>on the wrong thread
All the lonely fags here should just hook up with each other
Just watch out for the prison gays
>>28683312
You know this doesn't seem to work as well as you might think
>>28683312
they should just look up your dad mate
>>28683326
Not if you just expect it to fall into your lap, no.
>>28683312
what even is a prison gay?
>>28683326
>You know this doesn't seem to work as well as you might think
Why not?
>>28683347
Someone who is only gay from lack of interaction with women
>>28683347
Someone so lonely and starved of affection that they think they are gay/bi.
>>28683359
You said it yourself, prison gays.
>>28683367
so they are only trying to fuck men because they can't talk to women?
what's the point? surely they wont enjoy any sort of intercourse with a guy if they aren't attracted to men
>>28683359
Well if I knew why I would fix it.
>>28683405
>surely they wont enjoy any sort of intercourse with a guy if they aren't attracted to men
Yep, why do you think they look for 'femboys' and post anime 'traps'. A real man would turn their dick limp.
>>28683405
They think because they like super femboys and traps that they're actually bi.
You know, until a real mans hairy crotch is in their face and they realize they don't actually like men after all
>>28683433
>>28683462
I suppose they want the feminine qualities of woman in a man's body
i'm a 21 year old virgin but I sure as hell aint turning over to that side, i'd rather stay a virgin than try and fuck a guy
who /questiontime/ here?
bloxxxx
>>28683514
>I suppose they want the feminine qualities of woman in a man's body
It's not only that. They want a female body on the 'man' too.
>>28683528
I have totally forgot and it normally just makes me irritated
>>28683514
They don't want a mans body
They want the mind of a man in a female body because they're too useless to speak to normal women and think they'd have a better chance if they just pursued men
Alright lads, I posted that girl earlier.
I got one more, just to make super sure before I unmatch her.
>>28683588
prison gays are fucking pathetic
if this is you fucking kill youself
>>28683624
She's still ugly
>>28683528
>the european union is awful
>I want to leave
>I'm going to vote remain anyway lol
classic bbc panel choices
>>28683624
shes fucking gross
Black people in toxteth is because of slavery lmao this guy is chatting shit
>>28683705
>toxteth
There's your problem
>>28683705
>muh badly trained foreign nurses dragging down standards as a stop gap because of the overcrowding
>>28683779
>muh oh boy
>>28683669
>still watching this shit
nah i'm done
it's insufferable once you realise how left wing politicians debate things.
>never let anyone finish a point even when they've let you spew memes n rhetoric for 5 mins
>use feelings as an arguments
>entire audience claps if you mention bankers or tories or "multiculturalism is our strength"
What's the best place to get some fish and chips in London M80's? I'm visiting soon and was hoping for a recommendation for a non-touristy, no frills dank ass fish n chip shoppe. Please. And perhaps a recommendation for a British meat pie shoppe also. Those look amazing!
>>28683877
*shop
where are you from
>>28683877
Scrape it out the gutter for an authentic British experience
>>28682865
>Toadie and Harold still in that show
Fucking hell, I haven't watched it since 2003..
>>28683705
Toxteth = Liberia
>>28684050
where you at senpai? L15 yo
>>28683624
Just ask her out, it's not like you're hot shit.
LAPTOP STILL WONT TURN ON
REEEE FUCKING KYS CUNT
MUH NHS, MUH JUNIOR PAJEETS
>>28684150
>'The nhs should be run be people who know how it works'
>tories try to put doctors in charge
>'fucking tories'
Voting left is a disease
>>28684150
>nhs needs more money so stuck up shits can earn even more money
>>28682210
post sauce you utter cunt
>>28684150
They should try employing British people for a change. Oh no wait they won't work twice the hours for shitskin wages.
May as well import more achmeds then !!!
>>28684295
Vanilla boring porn with blowjob, pussy eating, fucking then cum on face.
updated my blog
>>28682040
Someone fixed Pepe's room colour a while back why didn't we keep that?
we need
>cheaper housing
>shorter nhs wait times
>better pay across the board
>more doctors n nurses
>better education standards
>to import 500 thousand third worlders per year
being left wing is a legitimate mental disorder
potential bread lads
>>>/b/685183470
>>28684365
Hope you did well in the exam bro, it was jokes how you dusted that girl ahahahah. sorry to hear about the laptop monitor of mine broke today out of blue, hardware problems really suck ass. hope things get better mate keep ya chin up.
>>28684420
I swear to god if I hear from those 'hope not hate' faggots one more time
What's the name of that app that let's you review a restaurant and people abuse it to get free meals
Poleaboo just bought some foundation and concealer
>>28684561
It's alright lads I remembered it it was Yelp
>>28684565
I played arena and only got 3 wins, fucking normies.
>Just be confident bro XDDDDD
So can this piece of shit 'advice' finally be put to bed?
I tried my hardest to be 'confident and funny' today and it fucking failed.
>Cute black girl in the library every tuesday night
>Want to hit on her
>Spend a long time thinking of a way to act confident and funny
>Come up with a nice idea
>Go and sit so she can see my screen
>Start browing sex toy websites, loudly shuffling to grab her attention
>Eventually catch he watching me
>Smile and say 'I love my fleshlights'
>she puts her head down
>'But I prefer my flesh....black!'
>she fucking gets up and basically runs away
>I have to quickly leave to prevent the situation escalating
How am I supposed to be confident again? I am sure I would be charming if I was 'cute'
i dont want to be like this lads, its as if i was born somewhere i wasnt meant to be.
i just want to be normal
>>28684625
3 wins is fine
Just keep at it and you'll get your fair share of 5, 7 and 12 win runs
>>28684645
6/10
You made me smile lad.
>>28684666
I'm always vaguely content through the day and suicidal at night
Legitimately might end it all by the end if this year
>>28684696
literally the same lad
where abouts are you from?
>>28684696
>vaguely content through the day and suicidal at night
It's always at night isn't it fuuuck meeee
Why do I have this 'only talk when spoken to' attitude, I literally have 1 friend
wew boys what do i do i just wanna stick my weiner in somethin and get a hug from a cute girl
>>28684645
kek/10 desu lad
>>28684804
iktf
dont mute me robot or i will fucking shoot up a school
>>28684696
I get the opposite, where I spend all day wishing I was dead/comatose/a time traveler, then at night I realise all the things I could have done to improve myself.
o well rip me
>>28684467
Thank you, can I ask who you are?
Only aware of three people that have my word press saved.
I have started talking to myself a lot more and mumbling.
I was doing it as I passed one of my coworkers on the way home and I didn't see them until it was too late.
Is it really that mad to talk to yourself out loud?
>>28684975
depends, if it's something like "for fucks sake" it's fine, but if you are conversating with yourself you look like a nutter
>>28684975
I do it far too much
When I play games by myself I sometimes talk as if I'm doing a fucking livestream giving guides to my imaginary viewers or commentating what I'm doing
I don't think I have autism but fuck me I'm definitely developing it
>>28685004
I have this compulsion to explain things to myself like I'm another person, especially when walking.
Sometime I practice conversations out loud to myself or try and anticipate a question that might come up
>>28685036
Oh god. I do this a bit too but only in my head, or maybe I do it out loud but I don't notice if I know I'm alone.
>>28684967
I'm just a guy who happened to be in the movie night chat at the time. I'm not a regular.
>>28684804
Same lad, I can't even blame anything for me not having friends, I just don't ever talk to anyone around me.
I think our only chances are Ok cupid/tinder and the like, even though you have to be decently attractive to get anything on there.
>>28684975
one of my coworkers does this, narrating shit to herself
it's harmless but irritating, so up to you if you do anything about it
oy lads
>>28685078
>>28685036
pretty normal behaviour tbqh. yeah it looks bizarre but you should be self aware enough to control it in public
>>28684804
>what do i do i just wanna stick my weiner in somethin
Adultwork. Get an escort.
>>28685221
If you take a good photo someone will message you on Tinder, I've had a few super likes and first messages before but I'm not one for small talk and it's an annoying procedure
I can't even complain there because it's my fault for not having enough patience
>>28685308
I'm not that desperate mate
>>28685297
I can't really control it in public its basically my coping mechanism for preparing for possible social or work scenarios.
I also catch myself doing it without realising until someone is in the room or was just round the corner and might have heard.
>>28684279
docs don't earn that much lad, on average less than other equally taxing professions (law, engineering etc) and they work a lot fucking harder
>>28684975
>>28685078
I got this thing where I think of conversations I've had with people and I mimic their face expressions
or my own facial expressions throughout the conversation.
Sometimes I'll find myself making weird faces on public transport or walking down the street etc.
>>28685429
Now they don't, doctors outside of london earn the london wage for those professions they actually earn a lot not to mention all the time off and how half of them are women who take maternity and then work part time which you can't do at a proper job.
>>28685396
fuck it, that's not too autistic. as long as you're chatty enough with others and at least instigate some conversation you won't be thought of as a potential serial killer
>>28685451
Thanks for reminding me of another one of my retardations, sometimes I start to put on the accent of the person I'm talking to without even noticing. Or just other random accents and people think I'm from all over the place.
>>28685474
I never instigate a conversation but I look too beta to be a serial killer
>>28685464
literally all of those professions earn the 'london wage' outside of london, providing you're not in some shitty washed up tiny ass company. and any decent employer will allow both maternity and paternity leave
>>28685491
do you catch a lot of flak? or do people avoid disrespecting you entirely?
if the latter, it's because they're scared of you. give them psycho eyes and tilt your head like a staffie if they say something you disagree with for maximum chills
>>28685491
I also tend to mimic other people's way of talking when talking to others.
Like I'll put on a completely different persona and everything without even noticing before it's already too late and I look like a fucking retard mimicking somebody else
>>28685501
>and any decent employer will allow both maternity and paternity leave
They don't let you take like 3 years off for your kids and then let your work part time.
Mid level solicitors at mid ranking companies are not on 80-120k senpai
>>28685539
i parrot a lot too but i'm pretty conversational. pretty sure people read it as obscenely arrogant pisstaking, if they even notice.
also if i'm talkng to someone respectable, i talk like a bbc presenter from the 1960s
>>28685539
I actually used to echo a lot of things people say especially if I thought we were friends.
>>28685522
People wouldn't disrespect me to my face at work as you just can't.
I do work in IT so there is a little more leeway in being a bit of a spaz, but they probably think I'm odd.
>>28685555
nor are mid ranking doctors. i should know, i have two in my family. however a chartered engineer in a normal company can be on 60k plus by age 30
>>28685597
And GPs end up on like 150 they start at 60k, and none of them want to be GPs anymore because they can get more money in other fields.
>>28685658
150 to be a fucking GP?
Whining, overprivileged fuckers
>>28685658
so what? their NHS salary is capped at 85k, which is perfectly reasonable. if they want to pursue cash in other fields, what's from stopping them? again, a 90th percentile chartered engineer is on 120k+ basic pay. if you take into account consultancy work, dividends and other private work, 150-200k is reasonable.
professions pay well, as they should. an NHS doctor is well compensated but their earnings within the NHS are strictly limited.
>>28685686
no he's chatting shit. you'd need to own a big share in the practice and take on private patients to be earning that. besides, that's not really an obscene amount of money.
stop using your mcwage as a reference point
>>28682296
>just turned 29
>NEET
>can't drive
>have nothing to offer a relationship
>if I have nothing to offer, I have no worth
>if I have no worth, what's the point in even trying?
I don't know why I bother to do online dating. No women give a shit about you unless you're Chad or rich.
It's like finding a job and your profile is your CV. Not qualified enough? lol sorry, enjoy being alone forever.
>>28685704
>their NHS salary is capped at 85k,
No it isn't, thats just untrue.
>>28685729
I never said obscene just that striking for more money when you are already overpaid is whats obscene
>>28682040
I have some obscure feels lads
>college/sixth form fag
>first notice this qt3.14 when we are both walking trough the same door and she smiles at me
>think nothing of it probably just being freindly
>start seeing her around school pretty often for like the next two months
>build up a picture of her in my head
>crushing hard
>never had the chance to talk to her but image scenarios where I get a chance to meet her
>fast forward today
>with 2 freinds in the big library in the city , a few students from our school are also around because exam season
>notice this girl at a table with her group of freinds
>library is pretty full so tell my freinds that we should sit on the end of their table
>one of my freinds is her classmate says hi
>later some of the girls freinds leave and my freind asks her a question
>absolutely perfect opportunity to finally talk to her
>Don't
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>28685729
150 is an obscene amount of money for a doctor
>>28685756
No one cares about your piddly little teenage "problems"
>>28685755
>striking for more money
those were junior hospital doctors striking for being made to work 70 hours a week. people that tired make mistakes, and you really don't need mistakes in a fucking hospital. plus, if you're going to have your hours increased by that much, you certainly deserve a proportionate pay rise. junior doc pay is like 25k starting which is fuck all for the responsibility they are given.
and yes, 85k for a salaried GP is true. source: https://www.healthcareers.nhs.uk/about/careers-medicine/pay-doctors
>>28685759
people pay obscene amounts for private healthcare. naturally, those providing the care line their pockets with the proceeds. welcome to capitalism
>>28685756
>see pretty girl
>want to put my willy in her
>too shy
not that obscure
>>28685811
This is a feels thread. All feels are feels. Just nice to get things off your chest. Don't really care if no one cares
>>28685824
and welcome to the free world where we can bitch and mock the overpaid cunts
>>28685839
bitch and moan all you want, you'll still be broke and lonely
>>28685834
I'm not shy or autistic though just very inexperienced with women
>>28685824
That doesn't count all the extras.
And considering how shit the nhs is its a lot
>>28685852
>impIying implications
Try again, faggot
>>28685859
'extras' are private earnings not aqcuired from the NHS, so who gives a fuck.
if you want a health service where doctors are paid the same as every other pleb, go live in fucking cuba.
going to bed now since i have a job unlike you faggots
>>28685895
Doctors are plebs. Ridiculously easy job and they barely deserve half of what they're paid
Sorry that you chose a profession that no one cares about anymore and any old Pajeet can do
>>28685739
>Not qualified enough? lol sorry, enjoy being alone forever.
Can't blame the women though. Why would anyone want to date a 29 year old neet? It sounds grim.
>>28685952
>not wasting your money on useless shit makes something grim
good goy
>>28685971
I should have worded it better. I meant for the woman. For them it's grim since you can't take her out and buy her shit. Plus it's embarrassing for her when all her friends asks what her man does.
I don't give a shit personally, been neet 4 years and don't intend on changing or ever getting a gf.
>>28686012
I like how it's all about what you can provide for her.
Why do men put up being glorified wallets?
>>28685926
He didn't say he was a doctor m8. You also sound exceptionally bitter
>>28685952
>>28686012
They wouldn't.
All my friends tell me what a fantastic person I am but none of that shit matters in the real world. I have no status, so women don't want me.
Still hurts though famalam. I'm still a human being, Humans are social creatures. We go fucking weird being isolated for too long.
Is it so much to ask to love and be loved? To find someone to share & experience life with.
>>28686041
You sound like you're projecting m8
>tfw i don't want to show my face in the pharmacy picking up my anti-psychotics
>tfw food hebler doesn't want to pick them up for me
I have a tick..
I randomly say potatoes.
true story.
>>28686039
would you want to date an unemployed 29 year old woman with no friends
goes both ways famalam
>>28686090
sounds perfect to be honest.
>>28686039
>Why do men put up being glorified wallets?
Because the world runs on pussy. Why does anyone do anything? To try and get laid. Why do men get up and work shit jobs day in, day out? To try and impress a girl one day, to keep their partner etc. Why do men go off to uni? In hopes that one day they'll have a good job and a hot wife. It's the way we are hard wired. Changing that is impossible.
>>28686043
Yeah it sucks mate but not a lot you can do about it. Maybe one day you'll meet a damaged girl like you but the chances of that are slim. Live your life to be as comfy as possible, forget women and dating. Shit won't happen for some of us far gone neets.
>>28686110
Think I'm 5-10 years too late to meet women desu. When you get around 30 years old the dating pool drops off like a fucking cliff.
The only women left to date are fat single mums or career women.
I'm not about to get cucked and raise someone elses kid (like I could provide for them anyway)
Career women only date people they see as their equal or better (never went to uni so that's out too)
I'm basically fucked either way...
>>28686240
It's okay lad. I'm 31 and it's too late for me too. We have a lads here for company. Drink with me.
>>28686240
I give it 5 years before you're working at tescos to look after your wifes half black kid. You'll get so desperate for love, you'll do it.
>>28686240
you need to move to a city anon
>>28686280
Gonna get smashed tomorrow lad.
>>28686320
Funnily enough I went to college with a half black girl and had a crush on her
Then I didn't speak to her for a while and when I checked in with her next she'd been knocked up by a chav who ran out as soon as the kid was born.
Then she turned into one of those women who's kid is their entire world and they have no personality any more Pretty sad desu...
>>28686408
I need to move away from the North. When the mines closed it started a cultural and economic suicide and we're still feeling the effects 30 years later. there's no art or culture or hope. It's just heroin addicts and liver failure.
>>28686516
How old are you senpai. Are you >>28685739
>>28686727
Yes lad. Just turned 29 on Sunday.
>>28682040
Looking forward to seeing Jubilee in the new x-men film, lads
>>28686750
Happy birthday famma. Do anything special?
>>28686843
Stayed in and felt incredibly depressed all day and then I got drunk enough to not feel sad any more.
>>28686862
What are your hobbies lad?
>>28686892
Pretty much the normal NEET hobbies. Video games & building scale models.
How do I stop jerking off to the thought of sucking dicks ???
>>28686949
>building scale models.
What kind of models?
>>28686961
Have some interaction with women, you prison gay fuck
>>28686961
By either actually sucking dicks and getting a boyfriend to do it for you.
Or Stop being a faggot.
>>28686996
WW2 shit. Havent done it for ages though because my mood has been really shitty.
>>28686961
it never fucking ends anon
>>28687071
>my mood has been really shitty.
I can relate. I feel worse in the summer days for whatever reason. I like it when it's dark and cold, make me feel better about having wasted my life.
wearing a blue and green sock respectively
>>28687071
whens the last time you cried yourself to sleep
>>28686961
why stop?
>>28687188
I actually can't remember. Not really the type to do that kinda thing.
>>28687216
Don't trigger my cock lust please
>>28687216
That's a pretty nice cock you got there, mate.
Guys it'll be okay right, even if I become isolated from people and haven't got friends. I can survive right?
I can grow without other people and still find happiness right?
>>28687323
No you can't mate you really can't
>have to get up at 6 for wagecucking
>can't sleep
End me now
>>28687380
bugger, well I've got no choice but to try. life is in to much of a shambles for me to actively try to connect to people.
>>28687491
Try and keep relaxed and try speaking to random people little by little everyday.
Trust me being completely on your own is fucking horrible
>>28686750
>29
Mate get yourself down to london, plenty of decent women available for a 29 year old, heck it's still pretty great into your mid 30s.
>>28687323
You can survive sure, but it's not a happy life.
>mfw I vote for Brexit
>>28687598
>telling a neet to move to london
You know he hasn't worked in years right? Rent is going to fuck him up even if he works minimum wage jobs. He needs to get back on his feet in a cheaper city before he thinks about london.
>>28687544
Yeah, i wont shirk human contact completely but i literally just can't put anything into relationships they all feel draining.
>>28687647
Honestly what is a happy life?
Being a rich chad, with a gf and a good job?
Not being homeless?
Being a wagcuck not being a wagecuck.
>>28687694
>Honestly what is a happy life?
Dunno, but what I'm living now isn't what I would call a happy life. I know that much.
>>28687659
God bless you and every britbong like you.
What's the polls say? Do you think it'll actually happen?
>>28687722
I've lived a happy life way below the means before mate, you just need something you really enjoy.
Finding that and keeping it is the hard part though.
fuck sake lads i need to lower my alcohol tolerance
takes so many cans for me to even feel drunk
>>28687884
Try meth
>>28688077
its more that i want to get drunker for less calories
FRIDAY NIGHTS MOVIE NIGHT
what are we watching?
>>28688130
>for less calories
Getting a beer belly?
>>28688130
Then try meth
Literally eating plain bread, at half 3 in the morning, with nothing because I have nothing to put on it. Least I have some orange juice to wash it down with.
I can't get much lower then where I am now in life desu.
>>28688287
too late already have one
>>28688747
So why's it matter how many calories you need?
Anyone still up?
and if so why? Shouldn't you be in bed.
>>28689667
shouldn't you be too?
>>28689667
I'm in bed, I'm just not asleep.
>>28689699
Yes, I should, I just can't sleep
I'm gonna try to stay up untill tomorrow night and reset my sleep cycle.
WHO
(original)
UP
>>28690380
i am
wish i wasn't
Morning lads
How are you all feeling about BREXIT?
Rise and shine wagecucks for the day has begun and there is work to be done.
>>28687487
How you feeling wagecuck? Get a move on Mr Shekleberg will fire you if you turn up late!
>>28691199
Have to leave in 25 minutes. Haven't got out of bed yet.
Help me
>>28691448
Call in sick, say you got the shits. Nobody wants a person with smelly runny bums walking around.
I think I'm going to go for bike ride today.
>tfw no bf/gf to go with me
>>28691487
I wish I could but I need the money
>>28691770
Turning up to work with sleep deprivation is mentally worse than turning up drunk.
What does your job involve doing?
The college has ran my mum saying they want me and her to go talk to them at 9:30.
If I'm sat there with my mum I'll get the absolute piss took outta it.
>>28692825
Are you under 18?
Else they have no reason to call your mum.
If you're under 18, then you deserve to be mocked ya melt.
>tfw listening to Stone Roses and reading Judge Dredd.
Good day lads. Even if I'm supposed to start work at 9pm tonight, I'm gonna enjoy it in the sun with music and comics... and a cheeky pint later on.
>>28692922
I'm 19 and didn't turn up to an exam.
People can't know that drunk embarrassment is my mum, no offence mum.
>>28692953
Then that's on you as an adult.
They shouldn't be contacting your parents at all.
Unless it's high school.
Whenever someone uses the self checkout directly next to mine I feel like when someone uses the urinal next to mine.
>>28693003
>when someone starts talking to you when you piss
Fucking seriously mate, you looking to get your cunt kicked?
>>28692973
I don't think she's off in now anyway.
I had an argument about how it doesn't matter and stuff
Twf neet life in 4 weeks.
Lads who /sufferDandruff/ here?
>wash my hair
>next morning it's like christmas all over my pillow.
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
Tonight's movie is Snatch, the Guy Ritchie crime caper. It starts at 10pm at the usual place, with some music beforehand and some comedy after.
Hope to see all you lads there!
>>28693093
Sounds like you're not washing your hair properly senpai
>tfw currently 4 - 0 on Hearthstone casual and 2 - 0 on ranked
Probably lose the next game though desu
>>28693131
I think I wash it too much to be fair mate.
I use to suffer dandruff, started washing it regular and it stopped. Now it's back despite no change in hair product or amount of time I wash.
>>28693093
who /psoriasis of the scalp/ here.
>tfw I produce more skin cells on my scalp in a day then you do in a week.
>tfw my room, carpet, table, clothes all caked in dead skin
>vacuum battle to get rid of it daily
>no one can ever stroke your hair because the top three layers of my scalp fall off
>random bleeding
>260% increase in cancer risk
>>28693169
I find that washing my hair every three days has kept it from getting too much dandruff, I've got really thick hair so it doesn't look greasy if I leave it for a little bit. Which I dig. How often do you wash it then if you think that's what is causing dandydruff
>>28693193
Fucking yep.
>have to wear a suit for a job interview
>spend the entire journey there praying my shoulders aren't caked in fucking dead skin
>nothing stops the endless production of flesh
>>28693193
I feel you, cunts get all alert when my scalp bleeds and then look at me strangely when I don't over-react like they did
>>28691159
don't you have a jobseekers form to be filling out NEETy? 36 hours a week isn't it? dear oh dear. I'm sure Mr Shekelsgoybergoldenstein at the job centre will be very impressed with your hard work, he might not even sanction you!
>>28693326
Silly wagecuck, only failed normies go to the job center. TrueNEET's are above and beyond such a mundane task.
>have severe bacne
>all across my shoulders, neck, back and chest
>horrible, live with it for 3+ years
>never take my shirt off or get changed near other people
>tried everything, even went to a dermatologist
>pills, changing clothes regularly, showering after sweating, using special soap, avoiding all dairy and sugary products
>get really depressed about it a few weeks ago and give up
>stop using any soap or shower gel on my body and go back to a normal diet
>within 2 weeks it clears up from just washing my body with hot water in the shower and nothing else
Apparently it could have been something to do with my skin's PH levels when using soap on my skin. I'm happy it has cleared up but angry as fuck that the dermatologist didn't even suggest it, I basically just solved my own problem and wasted my time.
>>28693326
>36 hours a week
>on JSA
fuck that.
I got off at the right time.
Now I work 32 hours a week over 4 days for 1000+ a month.
>tfw live in a shit area so rent doesn't cost even of half that.
Just gone 9:30am
>popped 40mg valium
>80mg oxycodone
>just cracked open a can of kronenbourg
If I wasn't employed I swear I'd feel like a right degenerate
>>28692922
Wow you're literally me two years ago. Feels good doesn't it lad. What do you do?
Feel like I want to start drinking again, but I'm embarrassed because I will be pissing a lot and mum will know. Might have to start using piss bottles again.
>walk past my mother at any point in the house
>she cheerfully asks me "alright?"
>if i tell her yes then i am lying to her
>if i say anything other than yes, or even respond in a deadpan way to imply there is a problem, she gets mad at me, will either:
>complain that I am giving her an attitude
>Shouts she was "ONLY FUCKING ASKING"
>storms off to her bedroom and shuts the door
>>28693594
Is your mother 12?
>>28693612
Whatever she is, I'm counting down the days til September when I move out for uni
>>28693592
Drink with me lad, probably gonna end up shitfaced before lunchtime kek
>the oxy just hit
>the urge to nod out is strong
Should also add this is all on an empty stomach
>>28693594
Yeah that's women for ya mate, can't win
Just act as if nothing happened, remain pleasant, that's what pisses them off the most, they love a bit of drama
>take a day off work to do a proper spring clean
>wake up at 7am, get straight into it
>9.45am, pull something in my back
>can't bend, can't stretch, can barely move
>so much more to do
>grab laptop and load up 4chan
>goodbye, productive day
>>28693687
>tfw shit loads to do before noon tommrow
>wake up early
>haven't done anything yet
>putting everything off till the evening and tomorrow
>not enough time unless I start by noon today
I always do this to myself.
>>28693687
>go to work at 7:30am
>finish a tiny bit of painting
>nothing else to do
>home by 9
>sat here, shitposting/getting shitfaced
Was too late to go back to bed an too early to go out and do anything, so here I am
t. The faggot talking about his drinking/drug consumption
>>28693711
I think I'm going to try and do some cleaning in my bathroom or something just so I don't waste the entire day, lad. You could start now and be done by the evening, then you can spend it doing whatever you want with that smug level of achievement.
>>28693562
Work nights at a multi-million dollar restraunt.
does post come on a saturday?
>>28693750
It's Mcdonalds, isn't it
>>28693790
NO POST ON SUNDAYS
have you never seen the philosopher's stone mate
Anyone played the online Pokemon TCG?
Pretty fun desu lads
>>28693973
>TCG
Pay to win trash games.
>>28682329
Kek this isn't a feels thread you absolute bender.
Blog about your feels on livejournal you sad sack.
>>28682296
>no job
>epilepsy
>not facially attractive
Genetic trash. Why would she choose you?
>>28682847
a man can't lose his virginity to a man
has to put his penis into a vagina
>>28682865
>mfw someone says they don't like Corrie street
Forgot how proper spaced out tramadol makes me, lads. Feels quite nice actually.
Addiction is a terrible thing lads
>>28694535
>>28694540
excellent form lads
>>28694535
I never got anything from tramadol, apparently there's a enzyme in your liver that converts the tram to morphine which apparently I don't have
Straight up oxys man, almost as good as heroin itself
>>28694535
i gotta take that to even leave the house
i dont touch the shit otherwise
pretty sure that triggered involuntary panic attacks or some kind of adrenal disorder last year, never had it happen before the day I took like a double dose and slept, woke up a different man, life has never been the same since
careful with that stuff lad
>>28694561
Literally the first time I've taken anything in months and it's only because I can't move today. No addiction here lad. In fact I have the least addictive personality ever.
>>28694570
Perhaps I have it then? I just feel ridiculously good, not dissimilar to the feeling I get on benzos but a bit fuzzier.
>tfw when you have a dream where you have a gf and it feels so real and then you wake up and realise you are a virgin that hasn't kissed a girl in years
>>28694570
Where do you guys get these drugs from?
>>28694674
I have a ridiculously trusting GP and I'm a very convincing person. I'm actually going to call up and see if I can get some valium today as I'm all out. I don't use it regularly, I just like to have it as back up.
>>28694683
They don't trust you, it's just easier to give you what you want than having to explain why you don't need it while you spaz out. Same reason we're on our way to an antibiotics crisis.
>>28694591
I popped some vallies too, always use benzos/weed/alcohol to potentiate my opiates/oids I have a ridiculously high tolerance
>>28694674
Darknet/my own scripts/people I know
>>28694731
How can you work up the bottle to buy from the darknet? I understand it's mail order and I've seen loads of positive reviews, but I'd be terrified of someone at royal mail busting me.
>>28694730
No, they really do. I have a great job, I'm very professional and I always have a valid reason why I need them. I've never been questioned and if they did refuse, there's no way I'd spaz out.
>>28694731
I'm so close to looking into darknet to source harder stuff, I'm just struggling with the idea of bitcoins.
>>28694744
If you're not ordering ounces of weed like an idiot you'll be fine, most of the mail is sorted by machines anyway I've never not had a package delivered in over 4 years of using DNM's
It's not the couriers (royal mail etc) that you need to worry about, it's finding a good trustworthy vendor, if you need help I am willing to explain it for you
>>28694756
Localbitcoins.com
It's really simple, just transfer money to them, it sits in escrow till thry release coins, then transfer to your own secure private wallet then to your chosen markets wallet and voilla!
Happy drugging
Does anyone else have this problem with their foreskin where when you have a wank it sometimes gets pulled back and won't return to it's normal position?
It's still covering the dick head, but there's always a bit poking out.
Mine will occasionally take a few days to go back to normal.
>>28694826
It's the wallet bit I don't get. Like, if they don't really exist, where do they go? Can people steal them? I'd hate to drop 300 britbongs on bitcoins and have them all nicked.
>>28694827
Yeah, but it usually goes back to normal after a few hours. My foreskin hole's also in the wrong place, like the left on pic attached.
>>28694849
When you sign up for an account on LBC you have your own wallet, you make a trade with your chosen vendor, they will tell you where to transfer the money acc# sort code etc,you do this, mark payment complete, they transfer the money to your wallet associated with your account then you can transfer to whatever address you please from there, you could transfer them straight to the DNM but it's not recommended because there's a chance those coins could be traced back to you needing as you have to verify your identity on LBC (the reason why it's safe to trade there, all vendors have to go through pretty strict security checks)
I always deal with fatguyslim, almost instant release every time and he will be helpful and explain the process to you if you tell him it's your first timr
>appt. with advisor.
>we have a chat, asks what I do with my time to help me make a job plan.
>tell him I spend a lot of time on the internet.
>asks me if i'm into a band called the sad robots and the frogs
>look at him
>he looks at me
>say yeah
>tells me he understands
>instantly closes my book without interrogation
>signs me on
>tells me to take it easy and he'll see me for the same next week
thanks d, if youre here
>tfw you have to phone the hospital to schedule your surgery but no one is picking up
>>28695013
They're probably on strike again lad
Literally just ordered some oxy off a DNM
Hope it arrives by tomorrow, this guy is usually NDD, if this post gets dubs, then its sealed
>>28693594
so stop being such a drip and say "yeah, you?" or just "alright?"
>>28694910
mate its just where the foreskin rolls, pull it back up over your bellend you melt
>>28694989
what the fuck haha
ogifif
>>28695223
It doesn't go back over my bellend m8, it's always sat there
>>28694989
>/r9k/ is a government run program to gather and eventual eradicate all unproductive males
>he'll get fired if he mentions it by name
>>28682040
Fukkin saved
>>28694989
wow
My advisor is kind of understanding, he just signs me off and smiles but lol @ that one actually knowing about /r9k/
>>28694730
Nah man my fuckhead doctor won't give me anything but shitty anti-depressants
No post for Poleaboo today it seems
Wake up think yeah, it's poleaboo day.
No poleabooo
> I can confirm that the university is processing your request under the Freedom of Information (Scotland)Act 2002 and will provide a response within 20 working days as required by the act.
If you want proof of Poleaboos existence, email [email protected]
Ask them for all informations regarding cases of students being suspended for stalking
>>28695448
>@rgu.ac.uk
ah yes, RGU of course stands for Aberdeen University, the University that Poleaboo is supposed to have attended
oh hang on...
>>28695448
Doesn't the data protection act prevent you from finding out if its poleaboo?
>>28695531
RGU is Robert Gordon University, a different university still in Aberdeen.
>>28695550
Theoretically, he'd be able to find out if any students have been suspended for stalking, or related crimes, roughly when these suspensions happened, and possibly whether they're ongoing.
He'd have enough information to at least corroborate the claims.
>>28695564
yeah but Poleaboo supposedly went to UoA
>>28695578
People assumed Aberdeen and he didn't correct them because he didn't want to dox himself
>>28695448
>>28695658
Best to email both RGU and UoA mate.
>poleaboo needs to fill up his work search diary for Monday
>Indeed keeps returning errors when attempting to access jobs
>>28695745
Hows does the work search diary work? Do you have to apply for the jobs and take screenshots? Or can you lie easily and note a few jobs from indeed?
>>28682296
>admitting you're unemployed
even my parents don't know I'm a neet
>>28695759
Just write down the jobs you applied to (which site and details about the job)
9 weeks out of 10 your coach will give you a pass if you don't have any proof but occasionally you will have to show him confirmation emails or your universal job match webpage
>>28695779
So do you personally apply or not?
>>28695448
You won't get anything, he simply doesn't exist.
We've been over this time and time again.
What do you even ask for with no name? "Was a student kicked out for filming his flatmate shitting?"
>>28691806
I'm a fucking barista. I hate it, I want to quit but there isn't anywhere else that is hiring
>>28695794
Yeah but only on indeed, you just fill out your name/phone number and attach CV
Bare minimum effort
>>28695814
Sounds like a easy job doe
Look, I'm going to be straight here. I am a cuckold, but I am also a white nationalist. I believe that whites have contributed more to humanity than any other race, space travel, antibiotics the list goes on. But when it comes down to it, blacks are just better at fucking. Theres no shame in admitting this. There is no shame in admitting that despite the infinite intellectual and moral superiority of the white race, black cock is just better at pleasing women.
>gf running late for work
>still get a bj off her before she leaves
lovely
that'll keep me happy till she gets back
>>28695868
are you a normie or something?
>>28695895
i am a normie yes
>>28695855
It is an easy job, but my pay is atrocious and my hours are awful. The manager isn't great either.
>>28695895
nah, no job, few friends, only ever had one girlfriend and met her in school, she pretty much pays all the bills, most of my jsa goes on video games, spend my days cleaning the house/walking the dog, the rest is filled with living life to the max playing all the vidya and watching as much anime as I can stomach
I'm a neet through and through
>>28695913
>but my pay is atrocious and my hours are awful.
Welcome to minimum wage life senpai.
>started working out
>showering daily
>going outside
even though I've made progress I'm sad cause I know the second I stop taking my meds I'll be back to how I was
>>28695913
i work at in the kitchen at spoons lad on the seafront, 10 hour shifts and if im on a closedown i dont get out till nearly 1am. on top of that its above 10 Celsius outside so its always busy as fuck, i just want it to end..
>>28695955
>showering daily
You will wash away essential oils and end up with bacne.
>>28695932
Kill me now please
It's depressing that this isn't original
>>28693594
How old is she lad? I found that when women get to around 50 and hit the menopause they turn into stupid fucking teenagers again.
>watching Four in a Bed
>scene keeps repeating about a middle aged woman shouting "Come on, time to get up, 5 minutes"
I'm triggered
>>28695962
Entirely depends on your skin type, my bacne went away when I started showing twice a day. Once as soon as I wake up and then again at about 6pm (or after a workout)
You especially need to shower if you're working out, sweating is the worst for bacne.
>>28695972
Learn a trade or summin senpai. Or you'll be stuck forever.
>>28696007
I'm going to uni but the 3 month long wait is too much
>>28696016
>I'm not actually old enough to be posting here
>>28696016
>unifag
Fuck off.
Poleaboo wonders if new job opportunities will open up for her when she begins her transition
>>28696016
>3 months is long
Know how I know you're underage?
>>28696016
That's some weak bait but you still got yous
>>28696131
>her
stop it yo delusional retard, you have a penis therefore you're a guy
>>28696131
In prison you mean?
>>28696131
I don't really think so.
Since new surnames aren't being made, will everyone eventually have the same surname?
>>28696456
No.
1) you can still get a name change.
2) If so long as one boy is born , (soon to be girl the way the world is heading desu) the name is carried on.
3) eventually we'll get to a point where people just combine names, due to feminism.
>>28696456
yes, mohammad.
>>28696456
>tfw 200 years in the future everyone's surname will be Ahmed
>>28696456
Everyone will have muslim names Inshallah
>>28696502
>>28696505
>>28696539
>implying there will be any muslims left after the 21st century race wars
kek
lel
jej
mem
pep
zez
qeq
ded
XD
>>28696553
>muslims
>race
oh anon
>>28696553
Muslims are outbreeding everyone. It's too late for anyone else.
mummy paid me 30 pound today for watering the garden and sweeping up the leaves
feels good desu, not sure what to spend it on
>>28696572
they interbreed, within a few generations they'll be infertile
>>28696039
I'm 19, you spastic
>>28696587
kek no they won't
>>28696580
How about some rope and a stool?
>>28696610
but kek they will, there are NHS leaflets specifically addressing this
>>28696456
Yes, it's already happened in a lot of cultures.
One in five Koreans is called Kim
>>28696600
Exactly our point. Fuck off underage cunt.
>>28696580
You should do that simply because she'sl ietting you live there rent free.
>>28696624
Keep thinking that George. Sit back and let them take over like a good whitey.
>>28696580
cheap, high percentage alcohol and tobacco
obviously
>>28696580
how old are you good friend?
>>28696621
>wageslave getting angry
>>28696660
You aren't doing anything about it either. Faggot.
>>28696660
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2008/feb/10/children.immigrationandpublicservices
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-513388/Minister-Muslim-inbreeding-Britain-causing-massive-surge-birth-defects.html
Enjoy your literaly subhuman race.
Got a booklet about the referendum, how are you lads voting? (I don't vote)
>took 360mg of pseudoephedrine.
>gonna watch Seinfeld all day
any brit posters browse imgur here/
>>28696725
We're voting in. They'll take our bennies away if we leave.
>>28696702
>Enjoy your literaly subhuman race.
The future of england faggot.
>>28696701
I was at a britain first rally.
>>28696741
yee ido
Was Ricky an honorary Brit?
>>28696741
This isn't brit.
>>28696758
A Paki could never be honorary anything.
>>28696725
voting is pointless mate
>>28696751
The future of shallow, shoebox graves.
Three minutes till I'm released of this torment
>>28696725
Voting out. Can't stand the EU at the moment, and we have trump supporting us
I'm free, lads
>>28696747
>They'll take our bennies away if we leave.
source?
>>28696600
>19
>not underage
Get out
>>28696667
23
I'm mummies big boy now
>>28696758
Ricky lived in bongoland? I always thought he was Mexican.
Going to go back to uni lads.
Been working for 2 years and that's enough for one lifetime.
It's academia from here on in. Get myself onto a biophysics PhD and go from there.
>>28696853
Extra cummies from mummy for you then!
>>28696911
Learn to read before posting here.
>>28696922
>Been working for 2 years and that's enough for one lifetime.
but mate won't you just become a wagecuck again after getting the phd?
>>28696922
you'll only be like that faggot that got his masters only to find work in a call center and offs himself
>>28696933
I don't get it I was only asking, I have no idea where the rickmeister was from.
Decided to search gumtree for "friends"
>Hi
>I am a single, fun, easy-going guy, 25. Looking for a female for outings and travelling. Pls leave your number, I will get back to you.
>Thanks
>>28696971
HONORARY
IE NOT REALLY BUT WE CAN PRETEND
>>28696979
That's the future. Guys that have to apply to be a woman's friend, that's what dating sites will become.
>>28696922
>>28696961
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2304096/Graduate-physics-PhD-31-fell-death-block-flats-taking-job-centre-qualified-for.html
>Hello I am Lilly and I have moved here to manchester recently from Sweden. I have no friend right now and im looking for chill out people. My English is not very good, I can teach you Swedish in return for English lessons. Thank you
Poleaboo might contact her
>>28694352
i'm not ugly
you are
>>28696992
Well I don't officially recognize all the shitskins walking around here even though they live here so I thought that maybe you were referring to that in a /pol/ sort of way.
Any who I will be voting /out/ in the EU referendum.
>>28697023
If you were good looking she'd want to sleep with you. That's the extent of a woman's intellect.
Took a punch last night.
Feels good lads.
>At work
>guy starts fighting
>only girls on so gotta be cuck who has to stop it
>go out and tell them to stop and the police have been called.
>cjaviest cunt lamps me in the face.
>suddenly the rest of.the crowd drag the boy away and hold me back like i was gonna go for him
>tfw girl at work says he was lucky he got dragged away or.id havw killed bim.
Just nod because not sure if she was serious or mocking.
>>28697023
But its what's on the inside that counts, people seem to like me online where I have no face.
>>28697029
>Well I don't officially recognize all the shitskins walking around here even though they live here so I thought that maybe you were referring to that in a /pol/ sort of way.
>>28697035
>swiped right
physically I can and do do a lot better than her.
>>28697054
it's nearly his second anniversary ;_;
>>28697046
>Just nod because not sure if she was serious or mocking.
Well you're certainly more manly than me, I would have run away and called the police from behind a locked door.
>>28697054
Fuck off pakiboo no one likes you.
>>28697079
I'm not a nigger you nigger, I vote ukip and support strict boarder controls.
>>28697046
>jumped in to white knight the girls
Haha what an absolute cuck, a weak and pathetic male. Those girls probably laugh about you.
You don't get paid to stop fights or defend your coworkers.
>>28697098
wow man you view on life so warped I literally don't know what to say.
Me? I Vape.
>>28697091
>I'm not a nigger you nigger, I vote ukip and support strict boarder control
Me? I root.
>>28697098
I didnt do it for the girls though.
>tfw policy is to phone the police and >>28697075
Do what this guy would do.
I like dealing with fights at work. Normally they stop as soon as i go out to them.
>tfw wanted to lamp him back and if im licky get sacked.
>>28697174
>I didn't do it for the girls
Yeah you did, you're pathetic.
Poleaboo only applied to two jobs today
Couldn't find the motivation to do anything that required more than attaching a CV since I would mostly likely be rejected
Me? I Cube.
>>28697217
Pleb. Applying for a job at my local brewery tomorrow
>>28696940
Nah, just go into research.
Should have done it after I got my master's but went into banking because I wanted money instead.
>>28697217
>pretty much my attitude right now
this is terrible
Bought loads of crisps. Gunna spend all afternoon watching Tintin
>>28697217
I know that feeling poleaboo, writing cover letters depresses me.
>>28697098
>th-those girls are laughing at you!
>KEK! Heh... that'll show him
What an angry little sperg you are. Most robots don't have friends because they're uncomfortable in social situations, I bet you have no friends because you're an insufferable cunt
>mfw awake for 21 hours and not tired.
Who /no sleep except when necessary/ master arce here?
That being said, it's off to lie in bed and listen to xfm Karl steve and ricky and get comfy. It's rainy outside and I've a belly full of Sublest Giant Pancakes.
>>28697262
I would same "I know that feel" but that would imply I sympathise with poleaboo and I don't want that
>>28697266
I don't have friends because I don't need an emotional crutch. You should actually kill yourself.
Anyone in the Manchester region prepared to go to the cinema/hang around town when Poleaboo is confident enough to go out in girl mode?
>>28697262
Poleaboo never writes cover letter, he finds it too difficult
>>28697282
Would rather eat my own shit than hang out with a fucking Paki
>>28697274
>Sublest
>>28697280
>I don't need an emotional crutch
Lmao I was right, everyone thinks you're insufferable.
>>28697282
I'd rather not get the shit kicked out of me for walking around with a crossdressing paki
>>28697314
That's some nice projecting, sadly not what I said.
>>28697301
>paki
I'm a paki but I only fuck white guys, does that count for anything?
Fucking hell I'm so fucking mad I hate this generation
>In town walking about with a mate
>Hear some girl shriek and a massive black guy sprints towards me with a purse
>Hear her yell stop him
>I've been a pussy my entire life
>Actually decide to man up and go for it
>Wait till the guy is about 5m away still sprinting, then launch myself at him
>Catch him in the stomach in a rugby tackle, proper wind him and nearly rip my shoulder out of joint
>Flip him over and just sit on him for a bit, grab the purse and go to hand it to the girl as she dashes over
>Holy fuck I'm a hero I actually did it and I'm still alive
>Girl fucking ignores me and checks if the black guy is alright
>Omigosh tom are you OK he hit you really hard
>Yeah I'm fine haha get off me bro
>Fuck off you cunt I'm not moving what the fuck is going on
>Little shit with a faggot haircut comes over with a camera in my face saying it was a social experiment
>Lose my fucking shit at him saying I could have seriously hurt one of us
>Bro calm down its just an experiment u passed the test
>I just give up and walk off without saying anything, guy yells me to come back for a chat
>1 hour later my shoulder still feels like it's burning
Fucks sake
Hope that doesn't end up on youtube
I invest.
Put 10quid on hibs to beat rangers tomorrow lads.
42quid if we win.I just wasted a 10 lads.
>>28697314
>nobody likes me so everyone else here is hated too
>>28697374
>rugby tackle
>around the stomach
target the knees, that's the best place to tackle
Watching the Tintin tv series. Absolutely mint, lads
>>28697412
What, when he was running towards me?
Would have knocked me the fuck out
>>28697374
>sit on him for a bit
Missed your opportunity to smash your fists into Jamal's face desu, unless he has mixed martial arts experience or you weigh like 6 stone he wouldn't have been able to do much in that position.
>>28697415
>>28697251
Poleaboo believes tintin is quite solid, both the comics and the cartoons
Should have fun with it lad
>>28697440
ffs...
did you never play rugby in school?
>>28697451
Why havent you killed yourself yet you pathetic subhuman.
>>28697374
how tall and what kind of hair do you have incaise i ever see you on youtube
also what city
>>28697467
How can that which does not exist die?
>>28697467
Gathering evidence next week and girl clothes arriving the day after that
I'll probably find someone to do shit with outside considering how thirsty fuckers here are
>>28697374
They probably had to do it for college.
>tfw college kids know.bystander effect and rhat no one really helps anyone anymore.
>still do same shitty experiments
Try something new.
My college experiment involved me (17) at the time asking if someone will help.me.get into.my car i left the keys in (my dads bmw) most people.walked.past and told the 'officer' around the corner i might be trying to break into a car.
Next we set up.an 'officer' round.the corner and had my dad do the same thing wearing similar gear (jeans and a polo)
>tfw most people said no and would.tell the policeman my dad had locked.his keya and could they help.
Long story short, youth cant have nice things.
>>28696979
kek, that's so fucking sad
>>28697500
>up.an
>people.walked
fucking kill yourself
>>28697046
Do you work at a spar? What the fuck kind of work environment is that?
>>28697520
Fucking phone mate.
And big mungo hands.
>>28697444
12 stone, he was fucked.
Did consider roughing I'm up a bit but he wasn't struggling or anything so I didn't want to risk getting done for a race based public attack or anything retarded
>>28697452
Yeah like 6 years ago and I was a stick figure nerd back then so I never put the effort in
Tell me how to tackle someone in future pls I genuinely fucking hurt myself
>>28697473
5'10 I have the meme haircut with it shaved at the sides and swept back on top
Had a bomber jacket on
>>28697282
I'd hang out with you as a man. Fuck your girly shit you poof.
>>28697452
Non contact lad.
>>28697557
I don't want to be a man anymore
Besides, going out as a female serves a purpose
>>28697540
All night cafe mate.
Thursdays, Fridays and saturdays are worst, but we get cunts and 'yoof' all week long acting like cunts.
>tfw police has recommended we get a doorman because they're sick of getting called out 4/7 days a.week if not more.
Boss says no.
>>28697552
>undercut and bomber
Fuckinf hell mate, you know how much of a poof ya look?
>>28697590
Sounds rough lad, i'd hate having to deal with chavs for a living.
Thank fuck my office job, i'd lose it in cafe or retail like job. Don't know how you lads do it desu.
>>28697552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMHRZ8LzS7Q
who /shin black/ here
If Poleaboo is realwhich he fucking isn't, if he turned up to the trial as "Monica", would he get off lightly because he's clearly a degenerate lunatic?
>>28697500
>17 year old with a BMW
please tell me about those 0.01% of teens :^)
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Poleaboo left negative feedback on two of their items, should I strike a deal with them or fuck it?
>>28697645
Probably not
These court types are real pros, emotionless fucking robots
>>28697642
are they spicy?
where'd you get them from?
>>28697645
The story he's running with is that he's going for the insanity plea. I think turning up to court in a wig and skirt is exactly what he's written for the next chapter.
>>28697608
The banter mainly.
Kitchen lad so all i do is make egg, bacon, sausage, aometimes fish. Normally we have other guys in who can do the tills but theyre usually poofs which cayse the chavs to be even more cunty.
Kitchen lads have great bants all night and i love the people.Also feel like id never make it out in a real job
>>28697676
>he's going for the insanity plea
Not true
I'm digging up legit evidence and making sound legal arguments
I don't the insanity plea, I didn't do anything wrong
>inb4 spycam
WASN'T CHARGED FOR THAT
>>28697671
They are spicy but very nice to eat
Asian store in my town center that stocks lots of neat things like noodles, ramen brands, frozen dumplings, all kinds of soy products and chinese/korean/jap ingredients as well as some weird asian vegetables
>>28697705
Its gonna come up. Get stricken but the jury will know and still use it.
Lawyers are chweky like that.
>>28697705
Oh? The story has changed again huh? I'll need to make an amendment to your file.
Yeah you claim it was a section 39 right (despite the records office not having anything...), so I imagine in your culture that's acceptable behaviour.
>>28697726
Yeah, that's what they did the first time
>He CLAIMED he took pictures of her in the shower and posted them online (though there is no proof of this)
>>28697607
It's not a proper undercut, just looks neat tbqh. It's not like a stand out haircut
But yeah the bomber was a risk
>>28697755
He said he recovered the photos/videos from his laptop, but we've yet to see any of it. Funny that.
>>28697754
>Yeah you claim it was a section 39 right
Have you read the legislation?
It's ANYTHING that caused fear/alarm
You sneeze, a bitch says you spooked her, you're going downtown
All Poleaboo did was make some posts here, summarising his story and say he had "dark thoughts"
He didn't specifically mention the girls, they don't know for certain that he was talking about them
>>28697776
Tried and failed
Iys fine mate.
I wear a harrington so i know about looking like a bellend.
Just wear what makes you feel.comfy.
My wardrobe is mostly polos and track tops.
Don't let these autists get you down poley. I believe you and like reading your updates. You are a real robot.
>>28697804
>I believe you and like reading your updates
Thanks, lad
If poleboo is a poofter why was he creeping on girls.
#NotGuilty
>>28697917
Just kidding you utter fucking melt. Hope you hang yourself in prison.
>>28698027
I'm loving the pooleaboo hate
>>28698160
>having a microwave chicken sub with bbq sauce and red bull
I am under no illusion I will die by the time I'm 30.
On the upside, not long till I'm 30.
>>28698263
No idea why I quoted this prat.
Why are you brits so obsessed with mexichan?
DON'T BULLY POLEY
wish i still believed poleaboo wasn't real again
it was easier to not get annoyed by him then
Leave poleabooo he's a degenerate like the rest of us.
>>28698303
>Who?
I've never seen her before
I made a new thread cos fuck the system.
please make your way there in an orderly fashion thank you.
>>28698505
>>28698505
>>28698505
Poleaboo just hit a new deadlift PR of a 4pl8 1RM
He did have to swap to mixed grip afterwards though
