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Friday night is movie night edition.
I wish the weather would make its mind up what its doing desu.
What's tonights film senpai
>>28698546
I'm going to watch either Akira Kurosawa's Dream or Ran
so fags in plain packaging then, its not gonna make a blind bit of difference
>>28698505
>went for a job interview today
>the manager who decides if I get recruited for the position or not is Turkish
>He had an arrogance about him like he was better than me
>I know he didnt like me and I know I wont get the job
A FUCKING FOREIGNER WILL DECIDE IF I GET A JOB OR NOT AND A FUCKING TURK AT THAT.
>>28698546
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
Tonight's movie is Snatch, the Guy Ritchie crime caper. It starts at 10pm at the usual place, with some music beforehand and some comedy after.
Hope to see all you lads there!
Lord praise gorilla.
Would you fuck Mexichan?
>>28698600
>working minimum wage
>>28698624
I'd give her beef taco a good pounding
>>28698629
its 22k a year after training to maintain weaving machines for a fabrics company.
Not to shabby
>>28698541
Stop lying.
You're a paki, you did 40kg 1RM.
All you pakis come to my gym and lift bitch weights then think you're stronk.
>booked my first mental health appointment for depression on Tuesday
>never been before as previously to stubborn
What should i expect, its a GP one
>>28698629
>being on JSA
Fuck that mate.
That said.
>minimum wage always = maximum stress.
I find that the better the pay the less shit you have to take. (for the most part, I realise this is not the case for everything)
>>28698600
Let me guess. You're german
Presumptive Republican nominee Donald #Trump has said in an interview David Cameron has invited him to visit Downing St and he "might do it"
>>28698741
Lads, gonna start writing short stories again, been almost 5 years since I last did any creative writing. Feel like I should read some books to get inspiration first, but when I do I end up ripping off whatever I've read.
>tfw gonna include a scene about a paki in a dress getting time for being a creep.
>>28698777
>DAvid Cameron wants to shoot the shit with Trump because he's gonna get the boot and replaced with Boris soon.
>>28698777
Sources have denied that David Cameron has invited presumptive Republican nominee Donald Trump to visit Downing Street
>Took 720mg of pseudoephedrine earlier
>Keep seeing things out the corner of my eyes
>>28698819
write a short story about poleaboo, filming the girl, then stalking her, before finally kidnapping her and wearing her skin to fully became a white polack girl.
call it, The polish Paki
>>28698622
>with some music beforehand
I boy I sure hope we can listen to some catchy K-Pop with videos that feature qt Korean girls
>>28698505
>Friday evening
>Dealer isn't texting back
This weekend is going to fucking suck.
>>28698891
It could be written in a style similar to Bret Easton Ellis' work.
>have a whole chapter focused on pakiboo buying several hundred pounds worth of womans clobber and trying them on and commenting on thinks like the silkyness and comfort etc.
>>28698830
>took pseudo
You should have converted that to meth muh nigga
Whats the interview process for a store assistant job in aldi like?
>>28698741
No, I am English, m8.
>>28698952
>what exeperience do you have
>can you tell me how you''d deal with a bad customer
(probably more questions relating to helping customers, what to do if they want an item store doesn't have etc.)
>have you ever had bad service at a store before, how would you have handled it
>tells us about yourself
(say you like doing something team based, but not vidya team based... I said I like 5 aside football then said 'but sadly all my mates have work so we hardly get time to have a kick about these days.)
>questions.
Always have a question, something like oppurtunities etc is always good. Show you're eager and wanna be something... even though both you and they know you couldn't give a fuck.
Is there anything sadder than a fat man dropping food?
I don't think so
>>28698938
>Her back was too him, Poleaboo took a deep breath before he steeped outside the locker "another victim" but it wasn't Poleaboo who said that, it was Monica. "I'm sorry what?" the polish girl said as she turned around but it was too late. Monica had already tazzed her, as the polack fell she desperately flailed at Monica.
>A cheap Chinese wig hits the floor, the polacks eyes were filled with terror, she was gasping for breath on the tiled floor, "you shouldn't of done that sweetheart", Monica's seemingly glazed over expression was filled with one of disgust and jealousy,"now I'm going to fry you with this taser till you piss yourself" Monica said while smiling.
>live alone at uni
>organized, self disciplined, time managed
>live back at home
>lazy, disorganized, sense of time fades away as weeks blur by
>>28698925
kys
>>28698934
kys
>>28698938
kys
>>28698939
kys
>>28698952
kys
>>28698997
kys
>>28699025
kys
>>28699213
kys
>>28699291
Why don't you kill yourself first and tell us what it's like.
I'm a follower not a leader mate.
Anyone else whos mum has gotten really fat lately?
>she gets a new friend
>the friend is a very obese black woman
>they go to "knit & natter"
>but they really just buy cakes from M&S and stuff their faces
>she blames it on her thyroid
>>28699339
you're mums a lesbian
>>28699339
No, but my GF has been putting on weight since I became a beta and asked her to marry me.
Thinking of calling it off because she doesn't even have the decency to wait till were married before becoming a fat cow.
Might be playing D&D tonight but i will still be bantering in the film chat.
I am posting a nice Junpic, and though it is not compulsory, it would be nice for others to post the waifu as well, just for fun.
think im going to have a few screwballs for dinner though tonight, pretty mental.
>>28699308
how do you know I havnt already lad?
>>28699412
Shit, sorry bro, have you?
brb gonna do myself in.
>>28699378
Confront her about it. If she has a meltdown tantrum then call it off. Cause you don't wanna have to be dealing with that when she can take half your shit in the divorce.
>>28699431
nah i will if tonights film is shit though
>>28699388
plz do, your banter is the best
>>28699388
Here's a waifu for you lad.
Very jelly enjoy the D&D
>>28699339
lel my mum blames it on her thyroid too
she's asked for a punch bag for her birthday which obviously will not get used, and she's rejoined the gym
won't let me help her despite being quite fit and a regular at the gym
she fails to understand the calories in<calories out meme, silly cow
>>28699388
Hooray, film night
>>28699378
Honestly mate, have a word. It's fair enough to want to be attracted to your future wife. Don't lock yourself into 40 years or being with someone you don't want to fuck.
>>28699492
The thing is, she was literally in the best shape of her life before her massive weight gain.
She got slimmer of the year & a lifetime membership at her local weight watchers group.
Then she started hanging around with her friend and she put on her entire bodyweight in cakes. I can't confront her about it cause I don't want her to try and kill herself...
...again
>>28699535
>I don't want her to try and kill herself...
>...again
Fucking hell mate assuming you aren't trolling get out of there, just abort the mission right fucking now
>>28699535
Oh my god don't marry her. Ditch that emotional vampire and find someone who makes you consistently happy - and has the maturity to not threaten suicide whenever you argue.
>>28698952
How much does that pay?
>>28699564
Not him but after training aldi can pay upto 9 quid odds. Think you gotta do your own tax though.
>>28699559
he's talking about his mum
>>28699511
what a very erotic post lad, I also enjoy the sexulisation of children.
>>28699556
Can't move out lad. Too NEET. I think she's chilled out since it was a couple of years ago when she tried to kill herself. She recognises she's fat as fuck too so I don't think she's in denial about it.
>>28699559
Wrong anon senpai.
>>28699597
Ah, my bad.
>>28699611
But you're right, he's probably shouldn't marry her
Looking forward to Overwatch
mum wants me to go do the shopping
im terrified of going outside, what do?
>>28699237
9/10 would read again friend
>>28699649
For what reason mate?
I didn't even play the beta, I gave my code away. It just seemed eh.
>>28699695
Just go do it mate, assuming it's only like fags and milk.
If it's a full shop tell her you don't know what to get.
If she's going too, then just go.
I'm in my twenties and hate going out, but I still help my mum with her shopping because I'm not a cunt.
>>28699388
Got myself a second job lads. Going to be making actual money again.
>>28698952
Same as any other retail job
>>28699649
Cannot wait for Overwatch me, got a full team of lads ready.
>>28699727
No she wants me to do a full shop by myself because shes to fat to walk 20 mins there and 20 mins back.
I mean hasnt she heard of on line shopping?
But I dont want to go cause all the chavs that sit outside it bully me.
>>28699589
I make only 7.85 right now so I should look into that
I don't care how many steps you've done today. Shut up and fuck off.
>>28699378
Even if you stop her, she'll get fat later. Break up with her.
>>28699388
Here is my waifu, I think she is the absolute cutest, although yours is nice too.
>>28699511
This waifu is also well rated for ease of ejaculation.
>>28699535
Move out and let her stuff her face.
>>28699606
>Too NEET
Look for a job lad. Get out, your mum seems like a crazy bitch.
>>28699388
There aint no party like a tomoko party
>>28699771
>online shopping
I heard you ordered mango, well we had none, so have a chocolate cake instead. They're the same thing, right?
Fuck online shopping mate.
>chavs bully me
What are you, a fucking kid
Ignore them, if it gets physical call the police.or go full rage mode and lamp one of them
>yay it's Friday
>Wait, no, I have my 6th consecutive day of wage slaving tomorrow morning
As it was last week... And as it will be next week.
My job is alright apart from having to work 6 fucking days a week.
>warm rain
Literally god tier
>>28699877
>fucking days a week.
So you only get one day off? That's a bit mental lad. What are the hours like?
>>28699843
Because constantly having a group of big, intimidating teenagers yell shit at you would only upset you if you was a kid?
>>28699843
>if it gets physical call the police.
t someone who didn't grow up in a council estate
Not that bloke you are chatting too, but police literally don't give a fuck about chavs. Chavs gunna chav nothing police can do about it. Calling the police on them will just mean he gets an even bigger kicking next time they see him.
>>28699886
I do 9-5 Monday-Friday then 3 hours Saturday morning. It goes quick on Saturday but just the fact I have to be up at 7 6 days a week and have to really regulate my alcoholism is annoying.
>>28699877
>six days a week
fuck that lad.
I only do 4, 9 hour shifts and I wanna kill myself. Feel bad for you son.
>>28699916
As someone who grew up on a council estate the police were always around dealing with the chavs, but none of them ever got lifted. Always warnings.
Not that I was bullied. The upside of growing up beside chavs is they all know you so don't bother with you.
>>28699916
Exactly. I still get intimidated by groups of chavs and I'm 29.
When I was like 13 on a council estate I remember standing up to a chav kid and then they got someone to shoot at our house.
100% serious. There was a hole in the window too clean to have been done by a rock and a hole in the wall behind it.
>>28699843
Most the chavs in my area are in their twenties mate.
fuck it ill go to the shop, if theyre there ill just put my earphones in and ignore them.
100% chance theyll do something to hurt me
Chav talk. Have any of you lads wondered why they act the way they do? Or what their parents are like for them to grow up the way they do?
Do they have dads? Are their dads the football hooligans and skinheads of the 70's? Drug addicts?
I know it's probably futile trying to get into the mind of a chav since a potato has more fucking brains than they do.
>>28700014
C L E A N S H I R T
>>28700037
Because its a way of appearing alpha male when you dont have the other things going for you.
You aint a gymlad but it doesnt matter because you have a knife and a gang
You aint attractive but it doesnt matter because girls are impressed by how little you care
You dont have much money but because all your gang has the same tracksuit it looks like you can afford to follow trends.
And you get to fuck chav girls like this
>>28700037
>Have any of you lads wondered why they act the way they do?
They are literally subhumans, their brains don't work as human brains do.
>>28700037
Vicious cycle of having poor uneducated white trash parents.
Their children continue as poor uneducated white trash, spawn a couple of kids before they're 20 and perpetuate the cycle.
>>28700037
Lack of shit to do mate.
As a kid who grew up on a council estate I know a few chavs, normally shit parents who didn't care about them and just tossed them out the house at 10am and didn't let them back in till 10pm at the earliest.
Chavs end up hanging out with older kids because they're the ones out till late. Older kids bully the chav so he has a chip on his shoulder and ends up bullying his age group.
>tfw those of us who went off to play 5 aside ended up decent people.
Also, chavs are all poofs who can't fight so all hang out together acting hard because they haven't evolved past 13 when everyone was trying to show they are alpha.
>tfw those who could fight at 13 went on to be decent people
>tfw those that couldn't hang outside the shops shouting abuse at people.
I moved away, but I visit my parents once a week. Turns out a couple chavs tried breaking into my dads car. I went out and spoke to them. They now walk on the other side of the road from my dads house.
The easiest way to deal with chavs is be more alpha than the pack. Which isn't hard considering they're all weaker than the yu-gi-oh kids at school.
>>28700196
You're still 13 m8
Literally who gives a shit now about if you could or not fight at 13
T. Non chav who lives up north and who was associated with chavs until I left school
>>28699945
I'd look for another job desu, even 3 hours on the sat would piss me off.
>>28700289
Those 13 year old chavs still act the same today now that they're 30 though. Only now they rob you for heroin money while faking a back injury to collect ESA.
>>28700037
They have nothing to lose. They are uneducated, no real career options, nothing to hope for etc. Even if they act like dicks, they won't lose anything since they already are at the bottom and everyone they know acts the same, so it's normal for them.
>>28700116
Chavs girls make my dick hard. I fucked a right chav escort once and holy fuck was she a dirty bitch. Loved it. If wasn't a neet on hard times, I'd be going again to her.
>>28698596
it will when TTIP goes through and the government get sued to fuck
>it's an accidentally nap for five hours instead of two episode
Gonna head to Sainsbury's before towns too infested with pre-drinking normies. Might go for a run to redeem myself and keep sleep schedule reasonable
>>28698624
A Mexican in Europe is called a Spaniard, so no.
>>28700432
>wageslave all week
>can't wait for the weekend
>end up napping the whole weekend with a tiny bit of vidya time
>repeat
>this is forever
What a life desu.
Apparently chav only became a thing in the 00s.
But neds have been around since the 60s.
England, y so fucking late to the party?
Bet you cunts don't even have young teams.
What's for your Friday takeaway, lads?
> kebab with chips (toying with going garlic naan, dunno)
> pepperoni pizza, with bbq base
> might do a seekh kebab starter too
>>28700463
Chavs have been a thing since early 90s
They were "football hooligans" before that you fucking jock
>>28700463
They are complete different things.
>>28700437
>he wouldn't fuck a Spanish girl
What the fuck is wrong with you
What's worse lads
>Muslims,
>pols
>pakis.
>>28700540
muslims is just a subset of pakis so pakis
poles are hard working and know how to banter
>>28700540
Pakis are the least problematic I think. Depending on what generation they are. 2nd/3rd generation pakis are british as fuck and pretty chill.
>>28700552
Other way round, pakis are a subset of Muslims
>>28700540
Muslims and pakis are almost the same thing.
>>28700572
no they aren't
pakis aren't all muslim, but all muslims are definitely pakis
pakis don't just come from pakistan, maybe that's what you're misunderstanding
>>28700540
They're all scum and need to be eradicated
>>28700540
All non-English should be gassed
>>28700450
That will be my life soon enough. Honestly can't be much worse than the depression of neetdom, which I've basically experienced since I stopped showing up to classes at uni
>>28700605
>pakis don't just come from pakistan
Are you stupid? Paki is short for pakistani.
This country is going to end itself with the welfare state either turning us all into fat retarded blobs who are unable to care for themselves or produce a significant intellectual idea, or it will crash and turn the nation into swaths of homeless deadbeats who cannot cope when forced to care for themselves.
Everyone is the fucking same, any alternate lifestyle is shunned because the person is "weird" or flawed because they don't follow the same pathetic path of existence society has carved out for itself.
>>28700624
except it isn't
you could get a paki from egypt, there's thousands of pakis trying to get to through europe that come from all over the middle east and north africa
>>28700558
Fuck off poleaboo. Stop spreading your lies
>>28700624
Literally the same logic mongs use when trying to say "it's not racist to say paki, they're from pakistan"
Don't be a mong
>>28700624
paki = brown non-brit
>>28700644
Being a pathetic NEET is shunned too, though. Once you've hit that stage you're at the bottom, may as well stop giving a fuck what other people think and go for your "alternative lifestyle"
>>28700540
Non-muslim pakis are pretty okay guys I guess. No real issue with them other than them being slumlords.
Poles are theify wee cunts. Be careful around them.
Muslims are the fucking worst. Proper fucking scummy rapey cunts.
Also, why is London such a fucking scummy place.
>That corset on noir widowmaker
AHHHH My dick can only go so hard
>>28700662
How can I be a paki and poleaboo. I'm not even talking in the 3rd person or pretending to be a tranny.
NOT SURE IF I'LL BE AT MOVIE NIGHT AGAIN
I'M OFF TO DO NORMIE THINGS
>>28700674
t.paki from Turkey
>>28700740
Not the guy you're talking to, but poleaboo is a paki mate. so it's easy for you to be both if he can.
>>28700751
as expected from normie Mcnormster.
>>28700751
I've been invited to do normie things but im planning to do something tomorrow so can't go out tonight
Whats the film?
Also Im glad you're getting to do normie things mate
>>28700808
You're in no position to call someone a normie you bumda
>>28700808
You're one of the biggest normies here you fucking fag.
>>28700740
>How can I be a paki and poleaboo.
Poley is a paki.
>>28700765
t. paki from pakistan
>>28700861
I always figured he was a pole, hence the name. Shows how much I pay attention to that dumb paki cunt.
>>28700808
SORRY MATEY
>>28700828
THE MOVIE IS SNATCH, WHICH IS A SHAME BECAUSE I LIKE THAT MOVIE
AND I'M JUST OFF TO SELL AN OUNCE, NOTHING GLAMOROUS
>>28699388
I am still bad at Halo multiplayer
>>28700880
His name is poleaboo because when he has stalking the polish girl he became obsessed with polish culture too. It's like weeaboo, but with pole.
>>28700898
I bet Azusa is shit at Halo and has a K:D ratio of less than 0.1
8 quid
Yes or no?
could get something more plain for less
>>28700880
You know that guy in the chef hat and puppet in the OP image his him right? He's no pole, he's a paki through and through.
His dad doesn't even speak english well.
>>28700938
>8 quid
>
>Yes or no?
>
>could get something more plain for less
forgot pic
>>28700863
You got me
Extremely original commentino
>>28700896
>AND I'M JUST OFF TO SELL AN OUNCE, NOTHING GLAMOROUS
You're missing a film night with the lads to sell drugs to some screb. You could get in trouble for that you know
>>28700963
What's the meaning of this shit?
>>28700933
Maybe, she'd probably be good at osu or Guitar Hero or something though
>>28700963
Wow. That's fucking gay man.
But whatever makes you happy desu.
>>28700963
Are u a grill?
ocecoeoe
>>28700975
IT'S QUITE FUN WE PLAYED ROCKBAND LAST TIME AND WATCHED COUNTDOWN
>>28701033
I'm a girl on the inside
>>28701024
>gay
not gay if I don't consider myself male
>>28701053
I don't consider myself poor, but I am, so that's irrelevant
>>28701033
Mate, it's poleaboo.
>>28700896
Off to sell an ounce. Bruv. You are ridiculous.
Literally bragging about that. How old are you? 17?
This stuff is ruining MY BRITFEELS.
And I thought the gay shit was bad. Jesus.
>>28698952
I actually used to work there.
My memory is shit I don't remember the interview, sorry. There is a short math test though
>>28701053
No, its a waste of 8 quid
>>28701083
No its not. Poleaboo wasn't this much of a bender. I'm not going to believe that he went from a straight creepy paki to a crossdressing prison gay.
>>28701138
>No its not. Poleaboo wasn't this much of a bender. I'm not going to believe that he went from a straight creepy paki to a crossdressing prison gay.
It is mate, stay in denial.
>>28701045
Oh, so you're selling them shit but you're also their mate.
Thats fair I guess
>>28701138
>straight
Never confirmed, just wanted to be friends with the girls, indicates homosexuality or trans
>creepy
debatable
>crossdressing
It's not crossdressing if you're really a girl
>prison gay.
Has nothing to do with not being able to get girls
>>28701145
>It is mate, stay in denial.
Then he's truly gone off the deep end. If it is him then im willing to bet he's doing this as an attempt to get sent to a mental health unit rather than the slammer
>>28701170
>It's not crossdressing if you're really a girl
Pakis arn't even human.
>>28700808
Who are you?
>>28700841
Who is he?
>Tfw 0.5/1/1.5/2
God I hate it
I'll make it some day
![2234c9c08b961d25a01e430c2adb988b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gGSnr0y.jpg "2234c9c08b961d25a01e430c2adb988b[1]")
>>28700963
You'll have better leg range if you buy a pair of jeans and cut them off yourself.
>nobody believed poleaboo's story about him stalking a girl so he literally becomes a girl
hilarious
>>28701268
Almost as pathetic as chris-chan turning into a tranny because he got trolled by someone saying he could meet women that way.
Remember the lad that used to post pictures of "his" BMW and said he used it to pick up chavvy girls? Despite never posting a picture of him driving the car, and it was always in the same parking spot behind some warehouse?
Poleaboo is the same guy.
>>28701287
If you think about poleaboo and chris-chan have a lot in common
>>28701355
Poleaboo has more self awareness and isn't a fucking psycho/spaz
still cant get my laptop to turn on, think I might miss movie night
>>28701268
>poleaboo
>chris-chan
>cosmo
>brianna wu
What is it about mentally unstable people who play video games that makes them want to become female?
You wouldn't want to be alone with any of them, they're all psychos in different ways.
>>28701371
He genuinely thought a local britfeeler would put him up for free if his Dad chucked him out
He's an even bigger spaz than Christchan
>>28701371
Fair point Chris-Chan has full on autism
I wonder if my laptop can handle me plugging it into my telly so i can watch the movie night and play stellaris at the same time
What are you lads drinking/eating for movie night?
>>28701371
poleaboo doesn't have the self-awareness to be described as a psychopath
he definitely has aspergers though, I wonder how much different his life would be if he weren't brain damaged
>>28701243
what the fuck are you on about senpai?
>>28701214
Cant work out which anime character that is seriously is that azu or jun?
>>28701465
it's jun the normie
I feel incredibly flat right now. Christ I hate everything
>>28701416
wew there mr billionaire
>>28701416
Got a relentless and a rockstar earlier so them.
gonna have some cereal in a min
>>28701515
I also feel bad, lad. What's your problem? Share it with the group.
>>28701486
That doesn't look like jun.
But then again they all look the same.
>>28701416
Fuck, where did you get this from? I'm hankering for some Absolut Vanilla but it seems like I've already got my pyjamas on and cba to go out to the shop. Have they got it on offer anywhere?
>tfw I don't know where movie night takes place but tonight I'm feeling lonely enough to actually take part
>>28701371
Pretty sure poleaboo is planning to go into court dressed as a girl to try and get off because of 'mental issues'.
Lads, I've been watching fight videos on live leak for an hour now, what is my damage?
>>28701593
Would it work?
>>28701536
Just shit isn't it.
Shit job
Lonely
>tfw no gf
ill family
Just shit
>>28701607
Depends on if the court believe it. They might have a psychologist assess him first.
>>28701557
Sainsburys lad. Wasn't on offer though.
>>28701613
Anon, you can always look for another job. Having a gf isn't everything, it soon gets boring. Sorry to hear about your family but I hope they get better soon.
>>28701654
what's the password lad?
>>28701605
An hour of your life you'll never get back.you'd only waste it anyway
>>28701702
It's listed on that page
Unless it's been changed since I used to attend
>>28701702
>Anon, you can always look for another job. Having a gf isn't everything, it soon gets boring. Sorry to hear about your family but I hope they get better soon.
I know, I know. Just a bad feel currently
Cheers anon
>>28701416
Any or all of these.
>tfw getting drunk 2 days in a row
>>28701818
That is one sorry looking fridge
>>28701818
>Budweiser
Get the fuck out.
>>28701859
No one likes a beer snob
>>28701818
Whats with the remote ?
>>28701818
is nobody going to mention that you have a remote control in there
>>28701702
> it soon gets boring
Liar
>>28701818
What a most confusing refrigerator.
Bonus points for Trooper, up the irons!
>>28701818
>Budweiser
piss water
>>28701818
>Doombar
Good lad.
>>28701837
It's got everything you need for a balanced diet
>>28701859
It's cheap and comes in boxes of 20
>>28701882
>>28701893
I bet you just sit there with a room-temperature remote control in your sweaty palm like a pleb
>>28701900
Not him but I had a gf, it gets boring after a few weeks. The sex is nice but most of the time I wanted to be on my own so I could play video games.
Plus you have to take them out and shit. Any robot hates that.
>>28701818
Why is your remote in your fridge anon? Go for the Duvel though.
>>28701816
Well sometimes it's ok to just feel shitty, you know? Just make sure it's only temporary...you're awesome anon.
>>28701900
No seriously, it does. I speak from being a gf myself. We are a massive pain in the arse most of the time. I imagine it's really shit once the initial shine wears off.
>>28701946
>I speak from being a gf myself.
This is some next level bait.
>Not even in the mood for vidya
Fucking miserable lads
>>28702001
Get a new hobby senpai. Vidya is okay but not a rewarding hobby. It's more of a time killer then a proper hobby.
Gonna start writing music again, its been to long...
>>28701946
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>>28701991
Borderline normie here
Gfs are honestly a bit shit unless you find a seriously decent one
Sex and cuddling is great don't get me wrong but there's a lot of emotional bullshit. Some girls are just a hormonal ticking time bomb
When I was last in a relationship I spent about an hour of my life every week asking if she was alright
>>28701935
>>28701946
It's fine to tell people whatever you want to help people cope, but you are literally taking the piss.
Tell people they don't need a partner to be happy, because that's true. But having a partner does make some(lol jk the fucking majority) of people happy, because they actually enjoy spending time with them.
>>28702036
>But having a partner does make some(lol jk the fucking majority) of people happy
This just is not true. Most couples are fucking miserable together
>>28701645
nah
The prosecutor doesn't want him psychologically assessed, that would run contrary with their aims of getting the harshest sentence possible
It's the defences responsibility to get a diagnosis
AND THEN if the prosecutor challenges it to get a court psychologist
>>28702011
Its either go out and end up black out drunk due to shit feels or sit in and play vidya.
I'd rather play vidya
>>28702017
Oh, you've changed your tune.
Pre ordered Overwatch, lads. Looking forwards to that nice Widowmaker arse
>>28702049
> Most couples are fucking miserable together
Not mate that's not true, some couples are miserable not most.
>>28702036
>But having a partner does make some(lol jk the fucking majority) of people happy
You'd be surprised desu. Most couples don't have all that much in common.
>>28702053
There are other hobbies senpai. Vidya gets old fast.
Anyone watching Coronation Street?
Poleaboo is glad to see how they're depicting the police as slimy, petty jobsworths who try to force charges onto people
>>28702072
You don't need to have things in common with people, to enjoy spending time with them mate.
That's actually the point almost, that you'll go out of your comfort zone for them.
>>28702095
>Watching soaps
Need some fanny pads for your woman vagina, gaylord?
>>28702095
That's because it's on ITV and designed for retards spastics
Anyone else looking forward to the FA cup final? I just love the occasion, with all the day's coverage and that.
>>28702036
I didn't say having a partner makes people happy or sad, just that it's not necessary and sometimes it can be pretty rubbish.
>>28702071
Divorce rate is higher than 50%
Most is the correct term to use just from that statistic alone. That's even if we ignore the couples who are miserable and don't divorce.
>>28702095
These kind of shows are aimed at chavs mate, of course the police will be portrayed like that.
>>28702055
You dont even know me
oc
>>28702116
BBC is for even bigger spakkers
>>28702102
>that you'll go out of your comfort zone for them.
Because people are afraid of being alone.
>>28702091
What else can I do on a friday night when its pissing it down outside
>>28702122
Poleaboo loves all sport on free tv
>>28702130
or it's because the police are fucking scum
>>28702152
>Implying I watch either channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjWiEUvVgw
didnt a bunch of fags from 4chan try to troll this dude way back when?
My computer is somehow updating to Windows 10.
Thought I clicked never.
Don't know how or why this is happening
Can't use computer now for ages tonight :(
>>28702138
It was a joke, you wazok.
>>28702095
>its a 'poleaboo blames someone else for him being a peeping paki tom'
>>28702191
You enabled automatic updates.
You consented to this.
>>28702122
More hyped for the scottish cup mate.
My team are gonna haveanother year added on to the 115 we havent won
About to start work in 20 then gonna have a wee nap when i fonish before meeting the lads down the pub at 12 for.a good bevvy before kivk off.
>tfw wasmt sure id get it off because all the huns at my work so didnt bother trying for a ticket.
>>28702168
They really aint, some are, but not all.
>>28702194
You dont even know me
oc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ01g9PXmXM
>>28702206
Don't think I did bruv.
It kept flashing up at me for months and I told it to go away.
Now it has taken control.
This is skynet.
>>28702205
>>28702213
Guessing you lads have never had any dealings with the pigs
You show some flesh and they sink their fangs in and rip chunks out
>>28702213
Yes all
Ask yourself this question
What kind of person thinks "You know what I want? The power and authority to arrest people"
The answer to that explains why 100% of police are scrum
>>28701882
When he has a grill round he can netflix and chill
>>28702191
http://www.howtogeek.com/220723/how-to-uninstall-windows-10-and-downgrade-to-windows-7-or-8.1/
>>28702241
Lots, but I deserved it.
>>28702245
When I was a kid I wanted to join because I wanted to help people.
>>28702245
>"You know what I want? The power and authority to arrest people"
"You know what I want? To protect and serve the people of this country. To defend them from creeps and pervs"
ftfy lad
>>28702126
that's fair mate.
>>28702128
Assuming this meme statistic is true, you're implying people who divorce are never happy in that relationship at all, just end up being together start being miserable until they decide to split, this isn't the case mate.
>>28702155
Yeah it all could be self-interest, or people could genuinely want to be nice.
>>28702191
cuck. switch to linux
>>28702194
>you wazok.
Not used often enough desu
In fact, I think this is the first time I've ever seen someone get called a "wazok" on 4chan in 9 years of browsing it.
>>28702281
>statistics are memes
Don't go all SJW on us
>>28702210
Hibs fan I assume? I'm a palace fan so I'm not confident either, heres hoping for a couple of unexpected results. I probably could have got a ticket but I've got an exam tomorrow so couldn't go anyhoo.
need a job, don't know what to do. Something that might turn in to a career. Any ideas? Preferably something interesting.
>>28702294
>Don't go all SJW on us
Statistics with no fucking sources are meme's mate.
>>28702278
>Lots, but I deserved it.
and they punish you twice as hard as you deserved and treated you like a child at best or an animal at worst
Oinkers are on a powertrip and need to brought down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuPcNY18Nwk
New track lads. Please be nice
>>28698505
>two qt French girls just got on the bus
>tfw fat and shy
>>28702301
If you're under 25, get yourself an engineering apprenticeship
Proper engineering. Not some meme shit like fixing cars or installing sky boxes
>>28702310
You are an idiot poleaboo.
If there wasn't police we wouldn't be able to step outside
>>28702166
Read a book, write short stories, programing.
That's what I like doing.
>>28702327
LOOSE SOME BLOODY WEIGHT THEN
>>28702335
and now with police presence we can't step out of line
>>28702355
Good, stay in line and shut your fucking mouth.
Then Britain will be good again.
>>28702300
Hibbee since 92 when my dad took me to my first game.
Hopefully its an underdog weekend. Put a cheeky tenner on hibs. Might show solidarity and do the same for palace
>>28702327
>Lose a bunch of weight
>Loose skin everywhere
>Look like I'm literally melting
>Realize that I have no arse
>>28702168
>the police are fucking scum
Spoken like true criminal scum.
>Security guard at large factory
>Mate let me know there's a group of travelers around as a large group has been moving in the area so will need to be extra vigilant, keep all shit locked
>Cheers lad
>Sure enough, 2 of them on bikes in the car park on my next shift
>Only person in the security gatehouse is a 21 year old girl apart from me but I was elsewhere on an errand
>Bmx bandits go to ride past our barriers, girl runs out to chase them off
>One grabs her and starts pulling her about by her hair
>I get back and run them off, left his bike so I hid it and stuck it on Gumtree later
>Write up incident report of what happened later, girl is furious but fine, she did smack the shit out of one of them
>Ive been called into HR on Monday because I was overheard using the term Gyppo's to a colleague
>I will probably be fucked for this
Brilliant.
Should we leave the EU?
>>28702330
thanks, any good programmes or anything you'd recommend?
I don't know anything about engineering, did a humanities degree didn't I
>>28702419
Were they filthy Romanians or Potatoniggers?
Also, I hope you don't lose your job mate.
>>28702439
If you want to be a cuck, yes
>>28702419
>waah waah the mean company won't let me be a racist
>>28702419
Why the fuck are you on r9k if you are alpha enough to be a security guard ?
>>28702309
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divorce_demography
http://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php/Marriage_and_divorce_statistics
Fuck off.
>>28702355
Yeah sorry you can't rape the polish girl. Police are such bad people for that!
>>28702450
What are you trying to say? Can you explain without memes?
>>28702470
>defending subhuman gypo scum
>ever
wew lad, back to your caravan to shag your sister
>>28702470
Pikeys aren't a race, they're vermin.
Think I've got a trapped nerve or something in my lower back as it really hurts. Sitting still makes it worse, it eases when I walk around but obviously I have to sleep at some point.
How can I do everything in my power to make this better by tomorrow?
>>28702483
http://webarchive.nationalarchives.gov.uk/20160105160709/http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/rel/vsob1/divorces-in-england-and-wales/2011/sty-what-percentage-of-marriages-end-in-divorce.html
https://www.google.co.uk/#q=divorce+rate++50%25
Nah mate, you fuck off.
I'm 21 and I'm in my last month of university, and it's just hit me that I will probably remain an incel for the rest of my life
What do? Is there anyone my age or also in their 20s in the same situation?
>>28702470
Honestly is Gyppo even a racist term? Is Gypsy?
So many people say it that I don't associate it with being an offensive word, just a slang collective.
>>28702444
They'll be down from Appleby, so wherever they originate from I guess
>>28702476
If going to the gym a fair amount and doing a job that requires you to sit on your arse and occasionally look threatening to a chav makes you an alpha then we must really be lowering our standards
>>28702539
Put a hot water bottle on the area.
>>28702551
Accept your fate now.
>>28702551
You're young enough to still be able to meet people and fix it. Don't be me and get to 29 with no social experience.
>>28702557
They're called "travelers" now, check your privilege non-inbred scum.
>>28702561
I don't think I've got one I could put my hand on. Any other tip? Don't want to dose up on painkillers if I can help it.
>>28702500
Except Poleaboo would never do that or anything like it
But great example of how the bacon altered the narrative
>>28702415
>>28702367
I can't wait for the day until you guys get fucked over by the fuzz
>>28702624
Wait, is poleaboo actually *denying* what he did when he got caught brown handed?
>>28702636
What exactly did he do?
Post mean things online?
SUCH A MONSTER!
>>28702636
>brown handed
>>28702659
>filmed her having a poo
>Stalked her
>Tried to hack her accounts
>Filmed her having a poo
>Kept and online diary of his odd, creepy feelings about her
>Posted online about how he hates her
>Filmed her having a poo
>Posted online about wanting to kill her and others
>Filmed her having a poo
>Filmed her having a poo
>>28702636
Poleaboos fucked up, but honestly I can't believe someones got enough free time to take him to court over this shit.
seems like a waste of money to have a trial desu.
>>28702698
>filmed her having a poo
Are we certain that he's a Paki and not an Indian?
>starved of human contact
>end up being way too forthcoming when i speak to someone
god damn it
>>28702698
>Filmed her having a poo
Two arguments
legal - not charged, so it's irrelevant
ethical - she deserved it
Lads, please excuse the faggotry but I know you all love cake.
I'm baking one tomorrow. Can I have your opinions on possible options?
>Malteaser cake (cake with horlicks in it)
>carrot cake
>chocolate cake
What would you guys do if a female declined your friend request? Would you go and film them pooping?
>>28702735
Carrot Cake is the best.
I swear I'm not a rabbit I just like carrot cake.
>>28702735
What about a banana bread lad?
Not exactly a cake. But it's not exactly proper bread either.
>>28702736
Poleaboo should of just got a girlfriend, I used to watch mt ex girlfriend poop all the time.
>>28702733
>ethical - she deserved it
>>28702742
Yeah I should add it's for a birthday. Is it socially acceptable to provide carrot cake for a birthday?
>>28702733
That's right! Poleaboo dindu nuffin, he good boy
>>28702774
I do have bananas that need using up but it needs to look pretty nice too. I have people to impress. I'll bake some banana bread while I'm at it though, thanks lad.
>>28702789
It's a fucking cake m8.
Everybody likes cake no matter what type it is.
If someone bought me a cake for my birthday I'd devour the fuck out of it.
>>28702736
Of course, what else could you do?
>>28702733
Go suck on a shotgun
>>28702611
Or pikey
>>28702818
Yeah I know m8 lad, but it's important that I don't fuck this up. I rarely eat cake myself so wanted to see what the general consensus was.
>>28702736
Duh, nothing else you can do. I'd also talk about how I want to hurt her on an online blog.
>poleaboo posts
STOP
>>28702852
You'll be fine, just follow the recipe and believe in yourself.
>>28702419
>left his bike so I hid it and stuck it on Gumtree later.
Pretty based mate.
>>28702873
Would baba like poleaboo?
>>28702818
I don't like cake. I feel like I'm missing out but it's just ruined bread to me.
ah, yes
Poleaboos 4chan pass ban has expired
excellent
>>28702889
Probably so if could be returned to its rightful owner
Gyppo wouldn't have a bike via legitimate means
>>28702419
Always remain professorial during work, no matter how fucked the situation gets.
>>28702476
>security
>alpha
bouncers and security guards are literally the most socially inept people in existence.
>>28702419
women trying to be security...
always makes me facepalm.
>>28703076
This.
Most security guards don't even have to do anything. If any incident happens all they have to do is call the police.
Security guard is pretty based work for a robot. Especially overnight, won't have to interact with anyone.
>>28702439
we cant do anything without the approval of Brussels, they can veto our own laws.
they want to charge for every immigrant we don't take 250,000 euros.
they have given turks free euro travel visas for taking in immigrants, will soon want to make turkey an eu member.
absolutely we should be out.
its becoming a dictatorship. like reverse hitler.
>>28702419
Fucking gyppo cunts are going to be the death of this country, put them all up against the wall, I say.
>>28703141
It basically a new USSR thats why leftist like it so much and just like the USSR they are going to pretend they don't see all the practical downsides just so they can keep up their socialist fantasy.
>>28703141
Can't imagine anything worse than Turks having free migration to here
>>28703121
>Not being scared of the dark
fucking normie.
>>28703267
And of course turkey boarders ISIS
>EU makes us safer
>>28703141
>>28703217
>>28703267
>Can't imagine anything worse than Turks having free migration
>>28703315
We're already sheltering countless Isis members in our borders. Turkey will be the final nail in the coffin
are rachel's a bit of a slag innit
tfw having a wank
Mum walks in topless, (I was under the covers so she could see anything)
Just about to finish and now I cant because I feel disgusted.
>>28703395
>We're already sheltering countless Isis members in our borders. Turkey will be the final nail in the coffi
Theres actually a full brexit movie now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0
>>28703431
.....why does she walk around topless?
>>28703379
>>28703446
butthurt turk go
>>28703476
>muh brexit
>>28703431
Does she have good tits?
>>28703484
>butthurt turk
>>28703502
No shes 50 and had 3 kids
>>28703478
Same reason I do, its boiling.
Also she thought I was out hence the reason she just barged into my room
>>28703476
Im voting out but that is a bit of a bias film. Banging on about how we should cut regulation, ignoring the issues of german banks and the eastern shitholes being used as voting blocks to push through legislation
I prefer this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAq1q1_swyM
I don't find enjoyment in any of my many games anymore, I'm just waiting for overwatch atm because it's something new and shiny, hoping it'll keep me busy for a bit.
What do until release, been sat on my ass all week just listening to podcasts of random stuff so I don't feel lonely.
>>28703492
>>28703506
>Has no counter argument
>posts trilby fags like that will change our mind
It's pretty pathetic to be fair.
Please fuck off. You're boring now
>>28703537
It's not even warm tonight lad.
>>28703540
Did you play the beta? What did you think of it?
>>28703446
Not him, but if you don't know what is going on at the moment in Turkey you shouldn't be commenting on such issues.
I'll try to sum it up if you are interested in knowing about it at all
>be Ottoman empire
>shit breaks down
>Mustafa Kemal Ataturk sets up a secular government inventing modern day Turkey
>everyone loves Ataturk
>every shop and home has portrait of him until modern day
>current gov gets in
>quite fond of Islam
>want to create a more theocratic country
>start try to rid the country of Ataturk fandom
>east Turkey always been way more strict to religion than west
>immigrants now pouring into West Turkey from middle east
>Theocratic government is giving them citizenship for dem votes
>citizenship means millions of fundamentalist Islam fanatics will now have EU citizenship and can freely go wherever they like
Turkey are good lads mate but Istanbul isn't the whole country and they are getting fucked up at the moment.
>>28703506
There's nothing incorrect in that image.
>>28703539
>Im voting out but that is a bit of a bias film. Banging on about how we should cut regulation, ignoring the issues of german banks and the eastern shitholes being used as voting blocks to push through legislation
>
>I prefer this video
>>28703608
>immigrants now pouring into West Turkey from middle east
Pouring into east Turkey* I meant to write
Had a beer
My favorite takeaway isn't on just-eat anymore, I don't know what the fuck to do now.
>>28703690
Go on their website? Maybe they have online ordering on there.
>mfw when i triggerd poleaboo
>mfw im not junlad
I report you all the time for posting with a signature too
>>28703581
It is in our house, fucking boiling
>>28703740
Does she have the radiators on? I swear women would put the radiators on in the middle of summer because they're 'cold'
>>28703759
Yeah the heatings on
Serious question, how are you suppose to react to seeing a family member naked?
>>28703838
Turn away and start mumbling.
Afterwards never mention it again
>>28703590
It's fun that's for sure. It's a breath of fresh air for me mostly tho desu, I'm the type of guy that gets a new game and plays it non-stop until I can't stand it anymore.
But Overwatch kept my interest for much longer than I thought, and I'm still looking forwards to playing it again.
I think it's a bit expensive for what it is, but if it goes on sale I'd definitely recommend picking it up
Lots of cute girls
>>28703857
>Lots of cute girls
Only reason I bought it, that corset on the noire widowmaker may be too much for me to handle
>tfw I can't tell if he's bored of me or just realised how much of an awful person I am
>>28703852
I didnt really care, its just a body.
My erection didnt die down straight away which made me worried though
>>28703675
LE FEDORA MAY MAY XDXDXDXD
>>28703914
You the guy who has asking about to to set up a meet up with a potential online bf?
>>28704023
How many loner homos you think come here for advice?yes
>>28703914
Anon maybe he is just busy?
>>28703736
Half of you are cunts anyway
Junlad is just the biggest one
>>28703857
>I think it's a bit expensive for what it is
Yep, l thought it was okay but as a neet I can justify that kind of price.
Even on keysites it's gotten expensive as fuck as everyone brought all the cheap keys. Should have got it when keysites were selling it for 20 quid.
>>28704067
He still talks to me but I don't know maybe I'm paranoid but he seems less engaged sometimes
>>28704066
Did you arrange a meet up? Exchange pics like we suggested?
>>28704127
I-I tried senpai
>>28704184
I can't tell if that's a yes or a no.
Tell us what happened.
>>28703909
Oh ye, there's even male fanservice for the gaybots, pretty nice
>tfw no qt D.va cosplaying gf
>>28704103
I shilled out cus I have nothing else to play atm, I'm pretty sure it's gonna go on sale a month or two after release tho desu. At least I hope so
>>28704194
He posts here I'm not going to say.
>>28704238
Keep in mind, one of you is going to get bored if you don't meet up soon.
Get on it, or 2 months down the line you'll be posting here about regretting about not trying to set up a meet up.
people think my name is nigii like nigger, but its actually pronounced Ni Jee
>>28704410
Are you black though that name sounds a bit nig-nogish
>>28704469
That certainly isn't a white name.
>>28698505
Should I get a pizza and some cheesy chips tonight or just wait it out?
I usually regret it but nothing to eat.
>>28704517
It's friday night senpai. Treat yourself with a pizza.
>>28703540
Can't fucking wait tbqh lad.
The gameplay.
The characters.
The waifu butts.
And here I am sitting alone drinking gobbos.
>>28704469
>>28704477
I am white, the name isnt real.
I was taking the piss outta a trip fag cant remember which because he spelt his name wrong and didnt realise.
Its a misspelling of nigel
>>28704517
It's pretty late lad - can you sleep with that much food inside you?
>>28704124
Maybe he's just busy with other stuff. I always worry about things like this but usually, it's because the other person is busy or just isn't feeling as chatty. It doesn't need to be anything personal.
>>28704567
The ricky gervais faggot?
>>28704612
Might off been, not sure
>>28704635
>Might off been
lrn2 english dummy
>>28704713
cba
ocee
>>28704713
HAHA!
MEME!
>>28704583
>>28704524
Gonna hold out. Feels awkward getting a takeaway for one this late.
That's a tenner I can spend on Overwatch, a game I'm still on the fence about.
>>28704821
>Feels awkward getting a takeaway for one this late.
Mate's friday night, takeaways will be busy all night. It's not weird at all. Even for one.
>>28704797
How is using the English language correctly a meme?
>>28704794
Okay then, I tired.
>>28704797
It's funny because he's making fun of a guy who misspelled something, but he himself isn't using proper grammar.
Bit early for this place to die on a friday night. Come on lads.
>>28704210
She's so cute. Full on 3D waifu material
>>28705085
everybody's in the film night watching snatch
this happens every friday
>>28705121
>normie talk with namefags
Rather stay in this dead thread.
>>28705100
Every morning she'll challenge you to a match of starcraft, and the loser has to cook breakfast
>>28705279
I'd better start practicing then
>>28702114
Almond commando
>>28705131
You and me both desu senpai.
>>28705131
>>28705504
>le namefags
>le Anons all the way
:^)
>>28705555
Fuck off jun
some stacey brit slag lisluc22 on skype being roasted on b earlier
>>28705604
I have never cared about anything else less.
who /grime/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dskNQuoFovw
Really good film tonightits the only thing i look forward to these days
In a really bad mood
Blogs starting to get a bit more interesting though I suppose
>>28705604
Are you fucking 14 years old?
>>28705740
No im not fucking anyone
for tall waifus.
>>28705665
awful music
>>28705767
>not 3d
fcking weeb
Did shout anon get arrested while doing his rounds?
>>28705808
>3d
>tall
>mma
Pick two lad sorry.
>>28705808
Looks like an average stacy whore.
https://betafeels.wordpress.com/
>>28706030
>Was in college today
Fuck off underage cunt.
>>28706065
cool
occ
Movie night tonight was shit, nothing but bad vibes
>>28706076
coolio
occc
>>28705767
She looks angry
>>28706030
Why are you shilling this? Your story is boring as fuck senpai.
>>28706114
coolio
my circles virgin tight, ho
its tight like a cheerio
>>28698505
>You: Only been diagnosed with aspergers
>Stranger has disconnected.
Do not like this feel lads
>>28706130
Cause its real, real life is boring.
>say something serious and everyone laughs
>make a joke and everyone think I'm being earnest
Maybe everyone else is the autist?
.
might be time for a cheeky trip to ASDA.
>>28705808
>Not Lyra
Fucking PLEB.
>>28706308
What asda is still open?
>>28706160
Boring to read though lad. That's the problem. Tilde and poley might be fake, but least they have interesting things.
>>28706371
Not him but plenty of 24 hours asdas around mate. Do you live in a village?
>>28706382
New to this, I'll try make it better.
Just wanted someone to listen to me bitch desu
Life is amazing! I use to be bullied every single day. I was called every name in the book. Girls didn't think any thing of me, only two friends, of course I would never have them message me first.
>Now I am 6.1'
>Lots of friends
>Hot South American gf that I been dating for 5 months
>Full time job with good pay and great hours
>4 years of work experience on my resume
>Almost 20 years old
>Not living in the USA
Don't give up Robots! I use to be one of you. All i wanted to do was give up and say fuck it and just play video games all day. All I did was take action with my life and worked with what I got at birth. Any thing is really possible! I hope every one has a great weekend
>>28706371
manchester eastlands, shame the trams are over
>>28706452
yeah sure, we totally believe you
>>28706452
6.1 inches?
Just want to ask a question, hop off my dick robot
>>28706452
I'm a banker on 200k.
>>28706581
Buy me some Warhammers, please.
>>28706581
I am a light labor worker for my city. Working 6:30 to 3. I get weekends and afternoons off. So much better then working retail and fast food.
>>28706588
I bought some Warhammers today. Now just staring at the calendar until May 23 so i can play some total war!
Ain't warhammers sweets?
>>28706710
I think he means the figures
>>28706911
oh this over priced plastic soldiers that come unpainted?
Yeah they sound really cool
>>28706986
You know what they say different strokes for different folks
>>28707003
Yeah I cant talk I spend all my money on clothes I dont wear
>takeaway pizza which is now cold
>Better Call Saul on Netflix
>Sat on SL living a better life than in RL
How's everyone else's Friday night going?
>>28707117
>>takeaway pizza which is now cold
Better that way
>Better Call Saul on Netflix
Re watching or is there a new series?
>Sat on SL living a better life than in RL
No clue what that means
>>28707073
Fucking hell same ere lad
I wanna be a door t shirt came lads
really like it
>>28707141
Watching for the first time, been wanting to for ages, just got Netflix the other day. Started with Z Nation.
SL = Second Life, 3-D virtual chatroom where all the content is made my other players.
>>28707187
>SL = Second Life, 3-D virtual chatroom where all the content is made my other players.
Sounds good, might check it out
>>28707187
better call saul is actually a very good series and I have enjoyed it a lot, sounds like a cracking night senpai
>>28707187
haha who the fuck plays second life any more you fuckign weirdo.
I don't know why Chip mentioned my name
But Devilman's tryna get attention again
Told you before this year is the year of the real
Fake niggas get left in the rain
Think cause I'm up there sitting on a plane
That I can't really hear what the people are saying
But I can hear everything loud and clear
And they telling me to tell you to stay in your lane
Lord of the Mics, senpai, I could have clashed any man
But I said senpai, let me clash Devilman
Cause if man taking the 0121 style
Birmingham have gone clear like Evian
But since then man I can't hear ya
Real Brummy niggas said they won't go near ya
And you would get a wun mai long son den some win seng
If you do a show in your area
And when you talk about 0121, I know some serious people
And some serious places
I saw your setting, it's basic
You try fake it
Did a YouTube video, none of your guys in the back ever showed their faces
Cause they know Devilman did snitch on some serious cases
Say my name, nah, that's not right
Heart on my sleeve any time that I write
Them man can't say anything that I ain't already told man about my life
Made a couple shit songs, yeah that's nice
Repeated my bars, oh yeah that's nice
Cause when your bars are hard like mine senpai
Sometimes manna gotta say them twice
Fact of the matter is my bars totally murk
Your bars sound like you're smoking the work
Before you end up on the sex offenders list
Manna gon' put the devil in the dirt
Wah gwan for certain man
Thought it was a clash about music
All of a sudden Devilman you wanna sperm on man
Like a TV you wanna turn on man
Talk about music, me and my bros are killing it all over the globe
Now your angry cause everyone on your road is asking for me like the Wi-Fi code
Sep San Wung Si Muli Pun Yo Tiomi Yie Wun Sung you're not ready
And if you ever gave me an ounce of skunk, pussy I wouldn't pay you a penny
[Outro]
Wun Sen
Keep my name out of your nasty mouth
Your nasty lyrics
Nasty
>>28707228
Fat old women who have given up on life.
>>28707218
BEar in mind, it's kind of a freemium thing. Free to make an account, but if you wanna do anything serious in SL, you either have to buy currency, hunt for freebie shit or get an in-world job of some sort. Right now i'm breeding/auctioning horses for someone, expenses coming out of their pocket and get like 1k a week for doing so.
>>28707225
Just started episode three, and loving it already.
>>28707228
Where the fuck are we, anon?
>>28707316
I recognise we're on /r9k/.
But Second Life is for lonely redneck houswives to live out their biker gang fantasies or furries to bang each other in 3d.it's ok if you're a furry, lad
>>28707316
>Where the fuck are we, anon?
Mate, the glory days of second life have gone. Only old women are on it now.
>>28707316
>in-world job of some sort. Right now i'm breeding/auctioning horses for someone, expenses coming out of their pocket and get like 1k a week for doing so.
>play a game on free time when not working
>have to now get a job in said game
The idea of that honestly blows my mind. Like why? Why would you do that? Guess it's the same thing like those people who spend hours upon hours on shit like forklift sim etc.
>>28707350
I was talking more about 4chan in general, actually.
Plus SL has shit like this i can breed and sell. Motherfuckin' Dragon horses. Yeah.
>>28707386
Yeah, you're wrong. At least in the horse auction community.
>>28707424
>At least in the horse auction community.
whatever you say lad
>>28707424
You can breed horses in Black Desert Online.
It's ok if you bang the horses lad.
>>28707424
>Yeah, you're wrong. At least in the horse auction community.
Anyone buying horses in a virtual world probably is a fat old woman.
>>28707423
Eh, honestly, it's not like a proper job, just have to list horses for auctions and go chat the shit with people at said auctions while keeping an eye on a few stat values between auctions to make sure the horses are breeding and stuff.
Most of the time i'm hanging out with people who do the same kinda thing in group chats or at auctions.
Did a stint as a dancer and club host, but the clubs i used to do that stuff at have closed, and fell in with the horse crowd via a vampire sidegame called Bloodlines.
>>28707462
i don't bang the horses.
>>28707508
>Eh, honestly, it's not like a proper job, just have to list horses for auctions and go chat the shit with people at said auctions while keeping an eye on a few stat values between auctions to make sure the horses are breeding and stuff.
Honestly sounds just like my office admin job. There's even a group chat on sametime that we piss about in the afternoon on.
Not hating on you like some of the other posts though. Whatever makes you happy senpai.
My cock smells fucking amazing
>>28707564
Fair enough, keeps me occupied during auctions and in the early hours, though. Can't play Diablo 3 all bloody day, can i? Gotta mix it up.
>>28707614
Are you neet senpai?
>>28707695
Pretty much, yeah. it's got to the point that i'm basically on west coast USA time, so i get up around 2pm and either go on SL or play D3 and Hearthstone til like 6-7am
>>28707847
How long you been neet? You aren't that 29 year old from yesterday are you?
>>28707847
what's your job centre like lad?
>>28707902
ouch mate, that hurts :(
>>28707917
>ouch mate, that hurts :(
Didn't mean to offend you senpai. The writing style matched so thought it might have been the same lad.
>>28707946
I know I'm a loser but SL is a special kind of hell. Never been into it.
Odds I fap evens I sleep
>>28708065
Get to bed faggot.
>>28707902
Nah, i'm a few years older than that, don't drop by much, honestly. Been essentially need since i left school, the occasional college course or short term job not long after i finished school, but not much after i hit my 20s.
>>28707917
About the same as any other jobcentre, keeping the long-term unemployed out of the loop except for a monthly group session where they give you a little more info than you get when you sign on
>>28698722
Nothing.
You'll be given antidepressants and told to stop wasting time. GPs can sniff that shit on you like a hound.
>All these students who think they're depressed because of no sex/muh laziness/muh lack of worship
if this post offends you it's because it applies
>>28708223
How do you keep your parents off your back? Tbh as much I like my office job and it's much better then the soul crushing retail jobs I worked before, I'd rather be neet. But I don't know how to deal with my parents if I told them I'm moving back in and being a full time neet. They wouldn't accept that.
I hate doctors, I can't trust them, they lie to get rid of you or milk money out of you and they don't do their jobs properly if they can help it but my muscle issues have developed over the course of a year from a minor annoyance to genuine crippling pain and now I can't exercise or walk long distances of climb stairs without my thigh locking up and causing me to collapse from pain and I'm not even unfit in the slightest, wat do
>>28708420
Not much cept go see a doctor.
>>28708359
Oh, i lost my dad about 8-9 years ago, and i haven't seen my mum in over two years. i've got a box room in a shared house that accepts housing benefit.
>>28708470
>i've got a box room in a shared house that accepts housing benefit.
Is it comfy? I used to live in a bedsit type room that had everything, including a little kitchen all in one medium sized room. It was comfy but I upgraded a few years later.
>>28708525
Eh, mattress and bed from Argos, chest of drawers and a bedside cabinet. But there's a TV in the room and internet is paid for by the Landlord, and my topup rent is only 10/week. The kitchen and bathroom are communal but right now two of the four bedrooms are empty, and the guy downstairs is hardly ever in from what i can tell.
>>28708566
Sounds alright. Apart from the communal bathroom though. I can't live without having my own bathroom. Too much of an autist to share one.
>>28708625
Yeah, it's not bad, had a shitty housemate at one point. Kept stealing food to the point i had to go to the garage down the road each night to get food from there to eat, but he got kicked out a couple of months back
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