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That other guy is a cunt edition
>>28682040
>That image size
I'm proud of you
>tfw I'm not britian
>copy.jpg
>>28682090
I worked with what I had, my standard OP pic came up as a duplicate.
>>28682090
Better then that other cunts thread.
>>28682143
>other thread doesn't have a title or image size
>OP is a cunt
You fucking autists
/r9k/ allows porn, but /britfeel/ rarely posts porn
Why?
>>28682210
It's a bit of a distraction m8.
I usually come here when I've finished wiping myself off.
>>28682210
>who dat?
i don't know why we don't post porn desu, it's never part of our discussion
>>28682210
We don't want to
>>28682210
Because are a million other places on the internet for porn.
Learning makeup
Think I might buy my own stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ntj8lF17_w
>someone messages me on Tinder
>28, older than I'd usually message
>Chat for a bit, she replies instantly which is nice
>Chat some more tonight
>Turns out we went to same school and live 10 minutes away from each other
>Chat more about ourselves
>I eventually insert jokey line "So do opposites attract?" as we have a different attitude towards ex-school friends. I only keep contact with a few people while she adds everyone so she can spy on them
>She says she isn't feeling the attraction between us at all but i'm a really nice guy
>mfw I'm out of her league physically and 2 years younger than her
>mfw I scanned the convo and basically all she knows about me is I keep fit, I work out, I have controlled epilepsy, I can hold a conversation, I go hiking and I HAVE NO JOB CURRENTLY
so this is the first time I've ever been ditched because I'm unemployed (for 2 months, my city is fucked and my contract wasn't renewed).
what the fuck, /r9k/? I know where she lives too, her street is 10 mins away and there's like 3 houses on it. Do I need to rape her?
>reposting
I suppose
>>28682245
Feels and porn are incompatible?
>>28682210
This is a feels thread, porn doesn't exactly fit in here.
Qts for tfw no gf do belong though
>>28682210
Got source on that? I love it when their tits sway like that, especially when they're sweaty.
>>28682296
>controlled epilepsy
That's what turned her off
>>28682296
>NEET's first foray into the downsides of being NEET
It's all down hill from there. Once you recognise that you'e inferior, the self-loathing will really kick in.
>>28682338
I take 2 pills in morning and 2 at night
;____;
>>28682297
>Feels and porn are incompatible?
There is an entire board dedicated to porn. I think we're allowed to moan and insult each other without having it spammed
is this girl qt
>>28682291
This you poley?
>>28682358
Shouldn't have mentioned that or your employment status unless they were completely unavoidable
>>28682358
Then why would she know about and not anything else about you?
>>28682373
No shes fucking rancid
>>28682296
>what the fuck, /r9k/?
That's normal. Women don't want neets.
>>28682373
your tinder slut's a 3/10
>>28682373
Looks like a man in drag desu
>>28682376
Maybe
Think it might be better to buy my own stuff as I could practice in peace for as long as I need to at night time
>>286823734/10is what i think but she could be qt for you
>>28682373
Might be good for a titjob if you put a bag over her head
>>28682373
Pretty bad chin, lad
okay here's another photo, just to make sure
>>28682395
because I mentioned I don't have a car. Mostly because I don't really see the need (my city is quite small and I am very fit, I cycle a lot) but most normies won't understand that. I do get free bus travel across Scotland due to epilepsy though
>>28682222
>tfw no appreciates your quads
>>28682464
looks like that TRIGGERED woman
>>28682464
I'd take a blowjob off her. Not gf material with that dyed hair though.
>>28682464
That's a tumblrina. Avoid
>>28682465
>no car
>no job
>I like to go to the gym a lot lol
what a catch
>>28682476
Should have got it in the right thread mate.
>>28682514
It was the right thread at the time
>>28682464
her weight starts with 200 wew lad
>>28682525
No it wasn't. Look at the time. This thread was up.
>>28682525
No /britfeel/ in the title, not the right thread.
There's a system, there are rules in place.
>new Gujira translation
Gonna be a good wank tonight
>>28682465
>no job
>no car
>i get free buses for being a spaz though
Are you self aware? Women want men with money. It sucks but it's how the world works.
>>28682544
This thread hadn't picked up speed yet
>>28682551
I didn't even realise
>>28682373
looks fucking fat desubehonest
>>28682509
there is no reason for me to have a car. I live 3 miles from city centre.
you have to be fucking retarded to sink 300 per month into having something you don't need
>>28682589
>This thread hadn't picked up speed yet
People pointed out it had no title and the image was for ants. You should have known the other thread would pick up.
>>28682651
It implies your really poor. It's not the point if you need one or not. Yes, it's a shit system but that's how society works.
>>28682653
It was still going strong at the time
>>28682686
This.
You want women? Don't tell them you don't have a car or a job. Lie. You can get easy sex if you lie.
Can't be arsed desu lads
>>28682567
it's all about context. obviously i didn't dive in like that.
oh well
still, it's annoyed me.
>>28682651
But how else will you drive her on dates and shit, not to mention taking her son to school.
Come on manYou could just be boring and gave the impression your unemployed arse isn't going anywhere or doing anything with your life
>>28682711
a lie to women and actually tell them i'm black to get them into bed quickly
I'm actually white but they'll never know
>>28682464
she looksT R I G G E R E D
>tfw I think I might be a gay virgin version of mark from peep show
>>28682749
well no. She asked what I do as she heard it can get boring being unemployed so I told her I still try to keep a schedule n keep active. I am actually waiting on acceptance for enrolling in electrical engineering at college and doing ad hoc stuff in various offices around the city rather than NEET bux.
>>28682740
There's not a lot of embellishing you can do when you're neet. Easier to lie.
Let this be a lesson senpai.
>>28682786
>go on grindr
>no longer a virgin
>mfw someone said Eastenders was the GOAT soap
>>28682465
>I do get free bus travel across Scotland due to epilepsy though
wow... that's really sexy, what an independent man in control of his destiny and able to provide for a family
>>28682847
>get aids
>no longer a virgin
>>28682887
I didn't say you should bareback them faggot.
>>28682210
We're probably not all into the same sort of thing.
>>28682210
You want some dank ass porn, here anon
>>28682909
thats kinda hot desu lad
>"ayoo senpai what fone u got G?"
wat do?
>>28682865
>soaps
how boring does you life have to be that you watch a show about the made up lives of other boring people
>>28682887
>get a dodgy blood transfusion
>still a virgin
>>28682887
I'll have sex with you, anon. Where you at?
>>28682865
>he doesn't think Emmerdale is the best soapp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QI5MNC5xsU&t=1m0s
Does your faggot Aussie soap have a guy smashing a woman in the face with a mallet?
Yea, didn't think so
>>28682847
Why don't you straights just go on tinder?
Oh wait not that simple is it?
I could get a rent boy if I really really wanted
Lads, cat brought a frog into the house today and I couldn't leave for work because it was sitting on the stairs and I hate those fuckers.
Eventually I mustered up the courage to slide past it but wew lads, it was difficult.
>>28682944
>how boring does you life have to be that you watch a show about the made up lives of other boring people
Literally applies to literally every single literal TV drama literally ever
>be me
>only friend/housemate got banned on here for being a cunt
>2 weeks with no 4chins what do?
>don't use proxies or tor because i'm a retard
>live off tendies in my cave for 2 weeks
>start lurking and feeling alone
>ban expires
>message only friend telling him we can post again
>says he's getting drunk
>i say i'll join him in his room
>says he's out 'with his new friends'
>mfw lack of 4chan turned him into a normie
>mfw I'm now completely alone
>>28682296
>have me in a suit as tinder profile pic, taken by my then gf
>bitches message me
>mfw i'm now a bum because I worked in oil and no jobs lol but I have savings n a cushty no rent apartment with my rich best mate
>any bitch I be honest with gives me this exact response
Just move on mate. At 28 she is looking for her future husband on fucking Tinder, that's why she's fled as soon as she finds out you're not ready to get her pregnant before 2017.
Also, save the epilepsy/no car thing for in-person. It's easier to deliver n rationalize it when you're limited by words on a screen. That should be no big deal if delivered right unless she's complete shit.
>>28682964
Pretty good, lad
>>28682964
Emmerdale is a meme soap
Didn't they have a plane crash in the village for DRAMA!!!?
>>28682887
>>28682947
The virgin part isn't even the main part.
Mark isn't driven by lust like Jeremy. He just doesn't want to die alone and have a relationship
>>28682986
the point still applies tbqh, it's the fucking same
>>28682973
>Why don't you straights just go on tinder?
Getting sex for men with men is easier. I tested this by going on grindr and putting up a picture of only my chest. I got message after message.
>>28683020
Shame, you're missing out. Top or bottom?
>>28683012
and a helicopter crash, and a bunch of serial killers.
It's brill. No one wants to watch a fucking realistic soap, despite what trash like Eastenders has you believe
>>28682989
Wow I thought I was autistic
>>28683029
Lets assume I don't have an attractive chest.
I bet you would get messages on tinder too.
>>28683050
The soap coronation street was being viewed by the director at itv hq to see if it was any good, the director thought it was shit.
Then the tea lady came in, she served tea and she kept looking at the screen, the director asked her to sit down and watch it, in the end she said she loved the pilot and the director choose to air the soap
fun fact but desu i hate soaps
>>28682989
how did he get banned lad
>>28683084
I got zero matches on tinder. Fucking zero. I got a few bots but I don't count them as they just say 'go on x website to see my boobies!'
I got messages on grindr. And I don't have an attractive chest. It's average skinny fat. Never worked out in my life.
>>28682989
get drunk and do a shit in his pillow
>>28683029
getting sex as a straight man is the hardest
this is an objective fact
unless you're a top 10% chad
>>28683084
You'd be surprised. For real lad, try grindr. You'll have someone sucking your dick by tomorrow.
>>28682989
Do something subtle. Get your piss bottles and mix it in his milk or something
>>28683159
But will they actually like me and want to be my bf?
>>28683207
Would you even want someone who puts out so easily
>>28683207
Maybe, some are only there for hook ups but you might find someone
>>28683207
As a faggot the chances of getting a bf from that grindr app is slim. It's a casual sex app mostly. You can be ugly as fuck and still get attention. There are some good guys on there though.
One guy I spoke to said he only wanted to go on a date and not have any sex unless a relationship started.
It's worth going on if only for the confidence boost.
>>28683220
The classic dilemma that only a terrible person would settle for you
>Perfect post
>on the wrong thread
All the lonely fags here should just hook up with each other
Just watch out for the prison gays
>>28683312
You know this doesn't seem to work as well as you might think
>>28683312
they should just look up your dad mate
>>28683326
Not if you just expect it to fall into your lap, no.
>>28683312
what even is a prison gay?
>>28683326
>You know this doesn't seem to work as well as you might think
Why not?
>>28683347
Someone who is only gay from lack of interaction with women
>>28683347
Someone so lonely and starved of affection that they think they are gay/bi.
>>28683359
You said it yourself, prison gays.
>>28683367
so they are only trying to fuck men because they can't talk to women?
what's the point? surely they wont enjoy any sort of intercourse with a guy if they aren't attracted to men
>>28683359
Well if I knew why I would fix it.
>>28683405
>surely they wont enjoy any sort of intercourse with a guy if they aren't attracted to men
Yep, why do you think they look for 'femboys' and post anime 'traps'. A real man would turn their dick limp.
>>28683405
They think because they like super femboys and traps that they're actually bi.
You know, until a real mans hairy crotch is in their face and they realize they don't actually like men after all
>>28683433
>>28683462
I suppose they want the feminine qualities of woman in a man's body
i'm a 21 year old virgin but I sure as hell aint turning over to that side, i'd rather stay a virgin than try and fuck a guy
who /questiontime/ here?
bloxxxx
>>28683514
>I suppose they want the feminine qualities of woman in a man's body
It's not only that. They want a female body on the 'man' too.
>>28683528
I have totally forgot and it normally just makes me irritated
>>28683514
They don't want a mans body
They want the mind of a man in a female body because they're too useless to speak to normal women and think they'd have a better chance if they just pursued men
Alright lads, I posted that girl earlier.
I got one more, just to make super sure before I unmatch her.
>>28683588
prison gays are fucking pathetic
if this is you fucking kill youself
>>28683624
She's still ugly
>>28683528
>the european union is awful
>I want to leave
>I'm going to vote remain anyway lol
classic bbc panel choices
>>28683624
shes fucking gross
Black people in toxteth is because of slavery lmao this guy is chatting shit
>>28683705
>toxteth
There's your problem
>>28683705
>muh badly trained foreign nurses dragging down standards as a stop gap because of the overcrowding
>>28683779
>muh oh boy
>>28683669
>still watching this shit
nah i'm done
it's insufferable once you realise how left wing politicians debate things.
>never let anyone finish a point even when they've let you spew memes n rhetoric for 5 mins
>use feelings as an arguments
>entire audience claps if you mention bankers or tories or "multiculturalism is our strength"
What's the best place to get some fish and chips in London M80's? I'm visiting soon and was hoping for a recommendation for a non-touristy, no frills dank ass fish n chip shoppe. Please. And perhaps a recommendation for a British meat pie shoppe also. Those look amazing!
>>28683877
*shop
where are you from
>>28683877
Scrape it out the gutter for an authentic British experience
>>28682865
>Toadie and Harold still in that show
Fucking hell, I haven't watched it since 2003..
>>28683705
Toxteth = Liberia
>>28684050
where you at senpai? L15 yo
>>28683624
Just ask her out, it's not like you're hot shit.
LAPTOP STILL WONT TURN ON
REEEE FUCKING KYS CUNT
MUH NHS, MUH JUNIOR PAJEETS
>>28684150
>'The nhs should be run be people who know how it works'
>tories try to put doctors in charge
>'fucking tories'
Voting left is a disease
>>28684150
>nhs needs more money so stuck up shits can earn even more money
>>28682210
post sauce you utter cunt
>>28684150
They should try employing British people for a change. Oh no wait they won't work twice the hours for shitskin wages.
May as well import more achmeds then !!!
>>28684295
Vanilla boring porn with blowjob, pussy eating, fucking then cum on face.
updated my blog
>>28682040
Someone fixed Pepe's room colour a while back why didn't we keep that?
we need
>cheaper housing
>shorter nhs wait times
>better pay across the board
>more doctors n nurses
>better education standards
>to import 500 thousand third worlders per year
being left wing is a legitimate mental disorder
potential bread lads
>>>/b/685183470
>>28684365
Hope you did well in the exam bro, it was jokes how you dusted that girl ahahahah. sorry to hear about the laptop monitor of mine broke today out of blue, hardware problems really suck ass. hope things get better mate keep ya chin up.
>>28684420
I swear to god if I hear from those 'hope not hate' faggots one more time
What's the name of that app that let's you review a restaurant and people abuse it to get free meals
Poleaboo just bought some foundation and concealer
>>28684561
It's alright lads I remembered it it was Yelp
>>28684565
I played arena and only got 3 wins, fucking normies.
>Just be confident bro XDDDDD
So can this piece of shit 'advice' finally be put to bed?
I tried my hardest to be 'confident and funny' today and it fucking failed.
>Cute black girl in the library every tuesday night
>Want to hit on her
>Spend a long time thinking of a way to act confident and funny
>Come up with a nice idea
>Go and sit so she can see my screen
>Start browing sex toy websites, loudly shuffling to grab her attention
>Eventually catch he watching me
>Smile and say 'I love my fleshlights'
>she puts her head down
>'But I prefer my flesh....black!'
>she fucking gets up and basically runs away
>I have to quickly leave to prevent the situation escalating
How am I supposed to be confident again? I am sure I would be charming if I was 'cute'
i dont want to be like this lads, its as if i was born somewhere i wasnt meant to be.
i just want to be normal
>>28684625
3 wins is fine
Just keep at it and you'll get your fair share of 5, 7 and 12 win runs
>>28684645
6/10
You made me smile lad.
>>28684666
I'm always vaguely content through the day and suicidal at night
Legitimately might end it all by the end if this year
>>28684696
literally the same lad
where abouts are you from?
>>28684696
>vaguely content through the day and suicidal at night
It's always at night isn't it fuuuck meeee
Why do I have this 'only talk when spoken to' attitude, I literally have 1 friend
wew boys what do i do i just wanna stick my weiner in somethin and get a hug from a cute girl
>>28684645
kek/10 desu lad
>>28684804
iktf
dont mute me robot or i will fucking shoot up a school
>>28684696
I get the opposite, where I spend all day wishing I was dead/comatose/a time traveler, then at night I realise all the things I could have done to improve myself.
o well rip me
>>28684467
Thank you, can I ask who you are?
Only aware of three people that have my word press saved.
I have started talking to myself a lot more and mumbling.
I was doing it as I passed one of my coworkers on the way home and I didn't see them until it was too late.
Is it really that mad to talk to yourself out loud?
>>28684975
depends, if it's something like "for fucks sake" it's fine, but if you are conversating with yourself you look like a nutter
>>28684975
I do it far too much
When I play games by myself I sometimes talk as if I'm doing a fucking livestream giving guides to my imaginary viewers or commentating what I'm doing
I don't think I have autism but fuck me I'm definitely developing it
>>28685004
I have this compulsion to explain things to myself like I'm another person, especially when walking.
Sometime I practice conversations out loud to myself or try and anticipate a question that might come up
>>28685036
Oh god. I do this a bit too but only in my head, or maybe I do it out loud but I don't notice if I know I'm alone.
>>28684967
I'm just a guy who happened to be in the movie night chat at the time. I'm not a regular.
>>28684804
Same lad, I can't even blame anything for me not having friends, I just don't ever talk to anyone around me.
I think our only chances are Ok cupid/tinder and the like, even though you have to be decently attractive to get anything on there.
>>28684975
one of my coworkers does this, narrating shit to herself
it's harmless but irritating, so up to you if you do anything about it
oy lads
>>28685078
>>28685036
pretty normal behaviour tbqh. yeah it looks bizarre but you should be self aware enough to control it in public
>>28684804
>what do i do i just wanna stick my weiner in somethin
Adultwork. Get an escort.
>>28685221
If you take a good photo someone will message you on Tinder, I've had a few super likes and first messages before but I'm not one for small talk and it's an annoying procedure
I can't even complain there because it's my fault for not having enough patience
>>28685308
I'm not that desperate mate
>>28685297
I can't really control it in public its basically my coping mechanism for preparing for possible social or work scenarios.
I also catch myself doing it without realising until someone is in the room or was just round the corner and might have heard.
>>28684279
docs don't earn that much lad, on average less than other equally taxing professions (law, engineering etc) and they work a lot fucking harder
>>28684975
>>28685078
I got this thing where I think of conversations I've had with people and I mimic their face expressions
or my own facial expressions throughout the conversation.
Sometimes I'll find myself making weird faces on public transport or walking down the street etc.
>>28685429
Now they don't, doctors outside of london earn the london wage for those professions they actually earn a lot not to mention all the time off and how half of them are women who take maternity and then work part time which you can't do at a proper job.
>>28685396
fuck it, that's not too autistic. as long as you're chatty enough with others and at least instigate some conversation you won't be thought of as a potential serial killer
>>28685451
Thanks for reminding me of another one of my retardations, sometimes I start to put on the accent of the person I'm talking to without even noticing. Or just other random accents and people think I'm from all over the place.
>>28685474
I never instigate a conversation but I look too beta to be a serial killer
>>28685464
literally all of those professions earn the 'london wage' outside of london, providing you're not in some shitty washed up tiny ass company. and any decent employer will allow both maternity and paternity leave
>>28685491
do you catch a lot of flak? or do people avoid disrespecting you entirely?
if the latter, it's because they're scared of you. give them psycho eyes and tilt your head like a staffie if they say something you disagree with for maximum chills
>>28685491
I also tend to mimic other people's way of talking when talking to others.
Like I'll put on a completely different persona and everything without even noticing before it's already too late and I look like a fucking retard mimicking somebody else
>>28685501
>and any decent employer will allow both maternity and paternity leave
They don't let you take like 3 years off for your kids and then let your work part time.
Mid level solicitors at mid ranking companies are not on 80-120k senpai
>>28685539
i parrot a lot too but i'm pretty conversational. pretty sure people read it as obscenely arrogant pisstaking, if they even notice.
also if i'm talkng to someone respectable, i talk like a bbc presenter from the 1960s
>>28685539
I actually used to echo a lot of things people say especially if I thought we were friends.
>>28685522
People wouldn't disrespect me to my face at work as you just can't.
I do work in IT so there is a little more leeway in being a bit of a spaz, but they probably think I'm odd.
>>28685555
nor are mid ranking doctors. i should know, i have two in my family. however a chartered engineer in a normal company can be on 60k plus by age 30
>>28685597
And GPs end up on like 150 they start at 60k, and none of them want to be GPs anymore because they can get more money in other fields.
>>28685658
150 to be a fucking GP?
Whining, overprivileged fuckers
>>28685658
so what? their NHS salary is capped at 85k, which is perfectly reasonable. if they want to pursue cash in other fields, what's from stopping them? again, a 90th percentile chartered engineer is on 120k+ basic pay. if you take into account consultancy work, dividends and other private work, 150-200k is reasonable.
professions pay well, as they should. an NHS doctor is well compensated but their earnings within the NHS are strictly limited.
>>28685686
no he's chatting shit. you'd need to own a big share in the practice and take on private patients to be earning that. besides, that's not really an obscene amount of money.
stop using your mcwage as a reference point
>>28682296
>just turned 29
>NEET
>can't drive
>have nothing to offer a relationship
>if I have nothing to offer, I have no worth
>if I have no worth, what's the point in even trying?
I don't know why I bother to do online dating. No women give a shit about you unless you're Chad or rich.
It's like finding a job and your profile is your CV. Not qualified enough? lol sorry, enjoy being alone forever.
>>28685704
>their NHS salary is capped at 85k,
No it isn't, thats just untrue.
>>28685729
I never said obscene just that striking for more money when you are already overpaid is whats obscene
>>28682040
I have some obscure feels lads
>college/sixth form fag
>first notice this qt3.14 when we are both walking trough the same door and she smiles at me
>think nothing of it probably just being freindly
>start seeing her around school pretty often for like the next two months
>build up a picture of her in my head
>crushing hard
>never had the chance to talk to her but image scenarios where I get a chance to meet her
>fast forward today
>with 2 freinds in the big library in the city , a few students from our school are also around because exam season
>notice this girl at a table with her group of freinds
>library is pretty full so tell my freinds that we should sit on the end of their table
>one of my freinds is her classmate says hi
>later some of the girls freinds leave and my freind asks her a question
>absolutely perfect opportunity to finally talk to her
>Don't
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>28685729
150 is an obscene amount of money for a doctor
>>28685756
No one cares about your piddly little teenage "problems"
>>28685755
>striking for more money
those were junior hospital doctors striking for being made to work 70 hours a week. people that tired make mistakes, and you really don't need mistakes in a fucking hospital. plus, if you're going to have your hours increased by that much, you certainly deserve a proportionate pay rise. junior doc pay is like 25k starting which is fuck all for the responsibility they are given.
and yes, 85k for a salaried GP is true. source: https://www.healthcareers.nhs.uk/about/careers-medicine/pay-doctors
>>28685759
people pay obscene amounts for private healthcare. naturally, those providing the care line their pockets with the proceeds. welcome to capitalism
>>28685756
>see pretty girl
>want to put my willy in her
>too shy
not that obscure
>>28685811
This is a feels thread. All feels are feels. Just nice to get things off your chest. Don't really care if no one cares
>>28685824
and welcome to the free world where we can bitch and mock the overpaid cunts
>>28685839
bitch and moan all you want, you'll still be broke and lonely
>>28685834
I'm not shy or autistic though just very inexperienced with women
>>28685824
That doesn't count all the extras.
And considering how shit the nhs is its a lot
>>28685852
>impIying implications
Try again, faggot
>>28685859
'extras' are private earnings not aqcuired from the NHS, so who gives a fuck.
if you want a health service where doctors are paid the same as every other pleb, go live in fucking cuba.
going to bed now since i have a job unlike you faggots
>>28685895
Doctors are plebs. Ridiculously easy job and they barely deserve half of what they're paid
Sorry that you chose a profession that no one cares about anymore and any old Pajeet can do
>>28685739
>Not qualified enough? lol sorry, enjoy being alone forever.
Can't blame the women though. Why would anyone want to date a 29 year old neet? It sounds grim.
>>28685952
>not wasting your money on useless shit makes something grim
good goy
>>28685971
I should have worded it better. I meant for the woman. For them it's grim since you can't take her out and buy her shit. Plus it's embarrassing for her when all her friends asks what her man does.
I don't give a shit personally, been neet 4 years and don't intend on changing or ever getting a gf.
>>28686012
I like how it's all about what you can provide for her.
Why do men put up being glorified wallets?
>>28685926
He didn't say he was a doctor m8. You also sound exceptionally bitter
>>28685952
>>28686012
They wouldn't.
All my friends tell me what a fantastic person I am but none of that shit matters in the real world. I have no status, so women don't want me.
Still hurts though famalam. I'm still a human being, Humans are social creatures. We go fucking weird being isolated for too long.
Is it so much to ask to love and be loved? To find someone to share & experience life with.
>>28686041
You sound like you're projecting m8
>tfw i don't want to show my face in the pharmacy picking up my anti-psychotics
>tfw food hebler doesn't want to pick them up for me
I have a tick..
I randomly say potatoes.
true story.
>>28686039
would you want to date an unemployed 29 year old woman with no friends
goes both ways famalam
>>28686090
sounds perfect to be honest.
>>28686039
>Why do men put up being glorified wallets?
Because the world runs on pussy. Why does anyone do anything? To try and get laid. Why do men get up and work shit jobs day in, day out? To try and impress a girl one day, to keep their partner etc. Why do men go off to uni? In hopes that one day they'll have a good job and a hot wife. It's the way we are hard wired. Changing that is impossible.
>>28686043
Yeah it sucks mate but not a lot you can do about it. Maybe one day you'll meet a damaged girl like you but the chances of that are slim. Live your life to be as comfy as possible, forget women and dating. Shit won't happen for some of us far gone neets.
>>28686110
Think I'm 5-10 years too late to meet women desu. When you get around 30 years old the dating pool drops off like a fucking cliff.
The only women left to date are fat single mums or career women.
I'm not about to get cucked and raise someone elses kid (like I could provide for them anyway)
Career women only date people they see as their equal or better (never went to uni so that's out too)
I'm basically fucked either way...
>>28686240
It's okay lad. I'm 31 and it's too late for me too. We have a lads here for company. Drink with me.
>>28686240
I give it 5 years before you're working at tescos to look after your wifes half black kid. You'll get so desperate for love, you'll do it.
>>28686240
you need to move to a city anon
>>28686280
Gonna get smashed tomorrow lad.
>>28686320
Funnily enough I went to college with a half black girl and had a crush on her
Then I didn't speak to her for a while and when I checked in with her next she'd been knocked up by a chav who ran out as soon as the kid was born.
Then she turned into one of those women who's kid is their entire world and they have no personality any more Pretty sad desu...
>>28686408
I need to move away from the North. When the mines closed it started a cultural and economic suicide and we're still feeling the effects 30 years later. there's no art or culture or hope. It's just heroin addicts and liver failure.
>>28686516
How old are you senpai. Are you >>28685739
>>28686727
Yes lad. Just turned 29 on Sunday.
>>28682040
Looking forward to seeing Jubilee in the new x-men film, lads
>>28686750
Happy birthday famma. Do anything special?
>>28686843
Stayed in and felt incredibly depressed all day and then I got drunk enough to not feel sad any more.
>>28686862
What are your hobbies lad?
>>28686892
Pretty much the normal NEET hobbies. Video games & building scale models.
How do I stop jerking off to the thought of sucking dicks ???
>>28686949
>building scale models.
What kind of models?
>>28686961
Have some interaction with women, you prison gay fuck
>>28686961
By either actually sucking dicks and getting a boyfriend to do it for you.
Or Stop being a faggot.
>>28686996
WW2 shit. Havent done it for ages though because my mood has been really shitty.
>>28686961
it never fucking ends anon
>>28687071
>my mood has been really shitty.
I can relate. I feel worse in the summer days for whatever reason. I like it when it's dark and cold, make me feel better about having wasted my life.
wearing a blue and green sock respectively
>>28687071
whens the last time you cried yourself to sleep
>>28686961
why stop?
>>28687188
I actually can't remember. Not really the type to do that kinda thing.
>>28687216
Don't trigger my cock lust please
>>28687216
That's a pretty nice cock you got there, mate.
Guys it'll be okay right, even if I become isolated from people and haven't got friends. I can survive right?
I can grow without other people and still find happiness right?
>>28687323
No you can't mate you really can't
>have to get up at 6 for wagecucking
>can't sleep
End me now
>>28687380
bugger, well I've got no choice but to try. life is in to much of a shambles for me to actively try to connect to people.
>>28687491
Try and keep relaxed and try speaking to random people little by little everyday.
Trust me being completely on your own is fucking horrible
>>28686750
>29
Mate get yourself down to london, plenty of decent women available for a 29 year old, heck it's still pretty great into your mid 30s.
>>28687323
You can survive sure, but it's not a happy life.
>mfw I vote for Brexit
>>28687598
>telling a neet to move to london
You know he hasn't worked in years right? Rent is going to fuck him up even if he works minimum wage jobs. He needs to get back on his feet in a cheaper city before he thinks about london.
>>28687544
Yeah, i wont shirk human contact completely but i literally just can't put anything into relationships they all feel draining.
>>28687647
Honestly what is a happy life?
Being a rich chad, with a gf and a good job?
Not being homeless?
Being a wagcuck not being a wagecuck.
>>28687694
>Honestly what is a happy life?
Dunno, but what I'm living now isn't what I would call a happy life. I know that much.
