New thread for all your feels unique to UK
>Got a brand new pair of in ear headphones
>really good quality sound for under 30 QUID
>excited so try them out
>actually get out of my bed and go for a walk
>it's 9:30pm and getting dark
>walk to the local park (the nice one)
>loving the new radiohead album
>these headphones have good bass, treble etc.
>fall to the ground
>the sound stops
>mugged by some nigger
>hits me across the back of the head, and he face
>end up in hospital with concussion
>wake up blind in one eye
>mfw song playing when I got hit was glass eyes
>mfw I have to get an actual glass eye
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>Muslim moves in around the corner to me
>>28681885
Quality image size m8
Americunt here, what's wrong with UK anyways?
>no subject
And so it passed that /britfeel/ took unto itself the memes and gimmicks of it's /int/ernational cousin
new thread by someone who knows what they're doing please
Why is Viz so great?
>>>/int/
you queer fags.
>>28681951
>changing it to "some nigger" after I insult you
>>28681885
>get a fiat 500x as a courtesy car
nothing will replace my Isuzu trooper desu
>>28681951
>mugged by some nigger
Don't you mean based nigger?
>cuckservatives are making 10 decks and menthols illegal
Time for a "holiday" to Spain I think.
>>28682019
Wait, what the fuck?
How is that allowed?
>>28681885
What the fuck is that image size. No britfeel on the title either.
ABANDON THE THREAD
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actual new
>>28681997
Fuck off you cunt. You're about as useless as a marzipan dildo.
>>28682047
But I don't want to change threads
>just noticed the pokemon trading card game online is out for android
Literally better than Hearthstone
>>28682060
>Getting that mad
>someone messages me on Tinder
>28, older than I'd usually message
>Chat for a bit, she replies instantly which is nice
>Chat some more tonight
>Turns out we went to same school and live 10 minutes away from each other
>Chat more about ourselves
>I eventually insert jokey line "So do opposites attract?" as we have a different attitude towards ex-school friends. I only keep contact with a few people while she adds everyone so she can spy on them
>She says she isn't feeling the attraction between us at all but i'm a really nice guy
>mfw I'm out of her league physically and 2 years younger than her
>mfw I scanned the convo and basically all she knows about me is I keep fit, I work out, I have controlled epilepsy, I can hold a conversation, I go hiking and I HAVE NO JOB CURRENTLY
so this is the first time I've ever been ditched because I'm unemployed (for 2 months, my city is fucked and my contract wasn't renewed).
what the fuck, /r9k/? I know where she lives too, her street is 10 mins away and there's like 3 houses on it. Do I need to rape her?
>>28682062
For the collective good you must
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>>28682032
Democracy and no real constitution.
>>28681885
If ya gonna make a thread at least include the fucking name you moron
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>>28682154
Stop pushing your shit thread so much
>Sadiq Khan wooed his wife with a fillet o fish
