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How can buttlets ever expect to compete?
By not looking like old hags
>>28569536
>Little boy ass
>>28569425
T b h I really like butts of all sizes if they are a decent shape. My crush has a tiny butt, but it's shapely so that's fine by me. Chestlets and buttlets can both be perfectly good.
>Be 27 year old quasi-neet (if anyone ever discovers how easy my job is I'll lose it to an excel sheet, which I've already developed and use it to only do 30 minutes of real work a day)
>Live in the same city as my parents
>Got new phone 6 months ago after my old phone broke which had lots of contacts I hadn't spoken to in years
>Didn't bother to import them
>Only contacts are one friend, my parents and my work
>Go out to dinner with parents
delicious.jpg
>forget phone in booth
>go back to get it. QT.314 waitress has it for me and says she called my dad (I don't have a keypad lock on my phone).
She saw that I only have 3 contacts in my phone.
Should I end it?
Why? You'll never see her again.
>>28569171
Whats your job op? Please I'm desperate to get out of neetdom
>>28569171
I have 2 contacts faggot you one up me I bet your dick is what 8 inches too? fucking normies
Some roastie just kissed me on the teeth. Quick, how do I kill the herpes?
Please help . I don't want herpes or aids.
>>28569112
>humbIe bragging on r9k
kek
>>28569134
I'm not bragging. What sick fuck would brag about having a dick disease on the mouth?
>>28569149
>omg aids omg herbes XDD
Whatchu' waitin' for boy?
H-hi t-there Mister Tyrone s-sir. T-that's quite the c-curve you got t-there o////o. w-what do you w-want me t-to do o/////o
>>28569068
Excuse me, 'boy' is a slave word.
Check your privilege
>>28569068
I can't do that Jamal-sama.
I told you already I'm pure and I can only become your sissy white boi cock slave if we marry, you will also have to tell our parents you're gay because you're dating a boy.
I want Marissa/Pastel to fuck corey in the house til he fucking blows god fanfics make realllllll plss
OH MY GOD WHYYYYY
Tyler 1v1 vs corey must see
no i call dibs fuk u corey lawl
Tell me about times when girls gave you attention and were nice to you
>>28568538
i don't remember right now
>times when girls gave you attention and were nice to you
>girls gave you attention
>were nice to you
I find it a miracle that girls actually respond to me if I ask them something first
>tfw talking to a human of female gender is a challenge to me
>crying on a bench outside the hospital because I found out my dad has cancer
>two girls walk by
>they sit down on the bench and ask if I'm okay
>start gently rubbing my back with one hand
>another hugs me
>she actually let me cry on her shoulder
>one of them tells me also has a sick parent in the hospital too
>she knows how rough it is
>says that the other girl is only visiting with her, but the other one goes to the hospital every other day at 12pm
>she says I'm welcome to join her
I was honestly too much of a pussy to show up at 12pm ever. But that was a really heart warming experience. I lost my interest in women hate threads afterwards. My dad's in remission now but damn I wish I didn't puss out.
I instantly fell in love with that girl, I still think about her.
>tfw you'd sacrifice your dog if it meant getting a gf
Anyone who says yes is baiting or retarded
Dogs are cool and women are whores
>>28568563
>Dogs are cool
That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
>debating between dogs and women
>not realizing both are useless pets that eat money and time
How do I stop feeling so shitty about life /r9k/? The only thing that makes me happy anymore is adderall. Friends tell me I need to unwind and smoke some weed, but I can't stand smoking. It gives me major anxiety attacks every time. Every girl I talk to ends up either just not caring about me or wanting nothing more than help for class. Went on several dates with the last bitch before she said she could never like me and she meant for us to be hanging out as friends the whole time.
Dunno, I have the same problem. Sometimes I wonder if it's possible for a man who is unable to attract the opposite sex to ever be happy.
Just ask yourself, "What would Christopher McCandless do?" Addy isn't the greatest things man. You gotta get out there. Just don't die.
Well drugs or girls will never make you happy. Hint* Nobody is happy.
You get a spike of pleasure from certain things which is what we call happiness.
Now, drugs and sex work, but for the people that claim they are happiest the most they get lots of physical exercise and fresh air.
who /has a cold/ here?
Ontario? I have one too
>>28568316
>>28568331
Reminder that a cold killed Miyu Matsuki.
>>28568331
My sleeve is soaked in snot
They say suicide is selfish but sometimes you just have to treat yourself
>>28568138
10/10
+1
liked
subscribed
I'm going to steal this phrase and say i made it up. thank you op
>>28568138
O M G! Donna, you are so funny sometimes! Tell the kids I said hi.
Xoxo,
Sharon
>tfw there is a possibility that no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you will always be ugly
HOW DO I GET OVER THIS. it's the last wrench in my motivation. i have been working out consistently and almost have a 6 pack, progressed to lifting moderate amounts of weight now, but i am not convinced i'm any less ugly than before or if it's even possible for me to not be. what's the fucking point, right?
i mean, i'd love to be healthy and strong regardless, but i wouldn't be training this exact way for being 'healthy' if i truly meant that.
does it even matter
shut the fuck up and go to fucking bed. You train to fucking have 6-pack abs? What are you even talking about, a fucking jew from auzchwits could have a 6-pack. All that happens when you train is you get bigger so you can fuck harder.
>>28568088
it's like mid-day here
i mean abs of reasonable size, which have come on their own i'm guessing because i have less body-fat, not because i'm "training for them". i don't do any ab work specifically, but i included that bc it seems to be a superficial benchmark of attractiveness in human males
>>28568041
Continue lifting is the only feasible answer. No it won't make you non ugly but it will give you a quality that many women value highly. One value is better than none.
Why can't men cry? Why is it girly or gay for men to cry?
>>28567752
I literally can't cry, I think the last time was over 10 years ago. Even when I'm alone I feel too inhibited, something inside me won't let it happen.
It's emotional weakness, and it shows you've been either consciously or subconsciously taught that crying is the answer. I bet your mom cried a lot.
>>28567752
I physically can't cry unless supremely fucked up and even then it's more watery eyes than real tears. I cried as a kid but I don't remember when I lost the ability
didnt get any replies last time. so ill repost.
Well boys.
I have a few questions. Is it weird to go for mentally unstable girls? i always go for them(allot of the time, unknowingly) i just seem to attract them.
why? why? i always end up getting 'bored' with normal girls. but being an abusive prick to unstable girls.
is it a result of misogny? is there anyone else like this? will i just 'grow out' of it in my 30s? or if i done believe in 'love' by now, will i most likely not?
Didnt realise this was weird until i talked to someone and mention it and they said it was strange. I think its cause i know unstable girls but up with allot more shit and i can treat them anyway i want.
general women hate thread also/shitposting.
trash attracts other trash. Simple physics
>>28567972
but ive been with 'normal girls' also.
I get what your saying but if that was the case id only be able to get these types, but im not. i just PREFER this types/stick around longer. and not sure why.
>>28567736
To be honest this post seems pretty self delusional. I think you need to do more introspection and not cherry pick the result that makes you feel better about yourself.
Anon, my friends are coming over, can you leave for 4 hrs?
>>28567725
>can you leave for 4 hrs?
rude
>>28567804
>sorry guys, but this is my owners kid. I don't hang out with him though
>>28567725
>sigh<...
I wish I didn't know this feel.
>tfw came up with an elaborate plan to put a hidden camera in my oneitis' shower
>Seeing her nude is all I want out of life
>tfw too chicken shit to actually do it
>tfw paranoid about getting caught
Don't do it. Your life will be infinitely more fucked if you get caught and you may even get jail time depending on where you live
>>28567715
you would end up in the news with your reputation destroyed for the rest of your life
oneitis?
What the fuck is that
