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>friend adds me back to group chat
>after three months of nobody talking to me
>scroll up to see history
>they've been dumping images and screenshots of 4chan
If there's such a thing as cultural appropriation, this is it.
I'm motherfucking offended. I'm almost certain some of those screenshots were my posts.
>>28581604
>not knowing your own posts
lol, loser
>>28581604
in what app?, because in whatsapp you can't see pics while you weren't in the group chat.
>>28582013
GroupMe.
Also, I dumped a five images to give them a taste of what I've learned recently (mostly infographics and shit) and they kicked me again.
I'm fucking pissed. Not even disappointed, I'm fucking homicidal right now.
post some feel songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1oB2EDu5XA
I hope u like this one. Perfect for rainy days.
https://youtu.be/1o84y-5-cO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUNPn3SGOiw
>>28581447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDl_rNXiaqU
WHITE. PEOPLE.
http://insider.foxnews.com/2016/05/13/cops-man-choked-8-year-old-girl-restaurant-bathroom
>Her mom reportedly heard a scream from the bathroom and ran in to find a man carrying her unconscious daughter into a stall.
>Police say he later tried to punch an officer during his booking
What a stupid violent animal
>>28581445
not as violent as the dozen black people got murdered this weekend in Chicongo
lol nice try tho young buck
>>28581445
>nigger mad
>>28581445
>PEOPLE
FTFY
What do you guys usually drink? I usually drink pic related
I exclusively drink /cheap/
So it's either shitty box wine if some of my coworkers want to get shit-faced, Andre Spumante (way more fucking delicious than any $6 champagne has any right to be) if I'm with parents or friends, or pic related if I'm alone and want to scream at Overwatch or whatever. Plus I live in Washington so I sometimes indulge in dude weed lmao
Great thread OP
You could have at least posted a bit more
>>28581348
Used to drink wine and beer. But after I vomited last Christmas I stopped drinking.
Uni feels thread
>Laptop died with entire Lab report on it
>Turned off OneDrive because of the popups Friday night
>Literally have to start again because i didn't turn OneDrive back on
Due Tuesday, i guess another sleepless night wont hurt too bad
>College will be the best time of your life!
>It's not like high school at all!
>You will meet plenty of people just like you!
>>28581078
>don't try and change your social habits or lifestyle at all
>complain about your situation not changing
maybe you're the problem, bruh.
>>28581078
University is a social construct
Why do you guys worship the Japanese so much?theyre a group of fucked up and mentally ill people
>>28580370
I've never understood it either. Japs are fuck ugly, anime is shit and theirs is a downward spiralling country lauded for a backward "culture" and working yourself to death
>>28580370
ayy its henmaru
>>28580370
Because my father is Japanese and by extension so am I a bit.
*yawnnn* oh hai wagecuck us NEETS can can sleep until we are rested we don't need to wake up to a cucking ALARM just for another ASSFUCK by mr.greeberg!
>>28580369
> can can
>greeberg
Nice work, Trainman. Just fucking end yourself already.
>>28580392
Shush, us NEETS may not have time to spellcheck because we are multitasking on other fulfilling hobbies while posting.
Unlike the wagecuck, who strives to only please his jew
>>28580369
Thisis another thread of THIS kind.
>at a party last night
>getting wasted with a girl, we're both the two drunkards of the party
>things are going well, we win a beer pong game together and she doesn't mind me touching her occasionally
>later though she starts turning away from me then even sits away from me saying "You're fucked up right now anon" (it was in a joking tone but still).
Shit, did I fuck up?
I don't know. Can you remember what you did?
Or maybe she became sober and realised you weren't chad.
>>28581005
>Or maybe she became sober and realised you weren't chad
This is probably what happened to you OP. Being touched feels good, but then she probably noticed you're not Chad and so..
>>28580368
you gotta let it go, man. girls change their minds all the time. this is why it's important to talk to a bunch at a time rather than get super attached to just one. this gives you all the power.
a man's power is ability to approach as many women as he wants (not necessarily at the same party, though. but this is why I don't give a shit about parties and would rather run around on my own doing whatever I want)
I just want to die atm, pls someone cheer me up
>>28580218
Cheer up buddy. Hope things gets better for you.
Why do you want to die? Talk about it.
>>28580218
What's up buddy?
I just had verify the hardest captcha :o
any ausbros on tonight?
playing world of warcraft and rewatching lucky star. anyone wanna chat?
>>28580213
You started this thread a bit late
Don't you know wagecucks have to get up early tomorrow?
anyone wanna suicide pact
>>28580240
good thing i'm not interested in talking to those wankers
>>28580250
yeah mate sounds good
>tfw you were born
having children should be illegal and punishable by death. literally no reason to continue the human species. we're not achieving anything, life is not achieving anything.
BREEDER PURGE WHEN?
>>28580203
Having a child is the single biggest act of violence there is, and outlawing suicide the greatest violation of human rights.
>prom in 9months
>all the schoolmates start slowly taking about partners with whom they go
>not even a single female contact on my phone
pic related
inb4 i have to attend it (too beta to argue with my parents and headteacher about being the only student whos not going)
I went there alone, not because I had no girl to aproach, but I just prefered to have fun, not being forced to watch over her and worry if she has fun. Got drunk, danced a lot with other girls and had fun. So no worries man, it's not that bad.
>>28580211
bbbut anon-kun im gonna be the only guy who will go there alone
>>28580211
Fuck off, he can't do that if he's not normalscum. Don't go OP, it's not worth it.
How did you feel the first time you came inside a vagina without a condom ?
For the first time in my life
I felt human one with the universe
I never done that
>>28579994
I too have not had that experience.
>The first time you came inside a vagina
Where the fuck do you think you are posting ?
Does phenibut actually help?
I'm willing to try anything
the short answer is yes
Yes, but you build tolerance within days and it no longer works.
>>28579977
What if I only take it every few days?
The perfect robot job is: BEEKEEPER
Robot pros of being a beekeeper
> Work alone
> Lots of documentation (good for the autistic type)
>A noble cause
>Some heavy lifting (Good to stay in shape)
>Good starting salary even for juniors $50k starting
>Even better for experienced, top end beekeepers earn $120k
>Amazing job security and growth, as bees seem to be dying (leave that to the scientists to fix)
>Pretty fucking easy job
So what are you waiting for? Go get a beekeeping apprenticeship and stop being a worthless NEET. You may never have friends but you can have your beebros, right?
I'm afraid of bees
>>28579736
bees are the ultimate wagecucks
>>28579736
This is actually a decent idea. I think I'd enjoy it even. Should I just bee myself?
