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Any uk bots at Oxford uni? Have an offer to study there next year
>>28588819
Yes I Do Law My Name Is Stef Dior Im A Faggot
>>28588819
go away fuck off get out
Yes hello my name is Jack Bruford and I have an offer for physics at Oxford and I am a massive faggot
Whatcha lookin at gaijin-kun
>>28588780
cook your damn food you fucking subhumans
I hate asian women so much.
I'm happa and all these do is cheat on their man. I Fucking hate them so much.
Some of you may remember meth bro or anti-meditation guy.
Well, I'm the anti-asian women poster. I don't use a trip but, I always have to point out how asian women are garbage. Fuck them. Fuck you if you're a white guy who doesn't know shit about asian culture and thinks they can get an asian wife. I wish nothing but, horrible things for you.
>>28588780
What is this, gook food?
>He doesnt kill the women he fucks
Seriously. You people are just asking for false rape charges. Every bit of dna from sweat, hair, skin cells, semen, etc. Can be and will be used against you. That's why I always get the girl to rough sex mood, and make sure she is screaming loud, because at that point the neighbors are already aware of the sex and any suspicion is nullified. At that point all you have to do is swiftly activate her gag and cough reflex and then strangle her.
>>28588770
Why are you sodeviIish??
>>28588770
When do you find time to cum?
>>28588770
Lorewise, would Smug Pepe be afraid of this Wojak?
Are single mothers our only hope to get something feminine in our beds?
Fuck off you busted roastie.
You aren't fooling anyone
>>28588494
no. land whales are though.
>>28588494
Your frog dick is the only hope of getting something feminine in my bed
If you work in retail then you're a subhuman.
>>28588480
if you lurk on r9k all day hating normies you are, in fact, a subhuman
>>28588480
If you eat frozen peas, you are a subhuman
>>28588480
Thats me
>>28588513
Thats me
>>28588546
Thats me
Ouch, three strikes
>onitis crush from uni shares a pic on facebook that says "I wish I when i woke up in the morning i found a message of my crush telling he likes me"
>I send her a facebook message at 3am telling her she is the most beautiful girl from uni
>3 days later and she hasnt responded but been online all day
What does this mean r9k?
>>28588443
That Stacy made a attentionwhore post in the hope Chad would notice, instead that sore ugly virgin responded and she doesnt and wont ever care about his sorry ass.
>>28588443
>"Urrggghh that creep, I'll ignore him"
give up
resign yourself and accept defeat
no one is entitled to love or being loved
help r9k some cougar is trying to flirt with me online
send her pics of old commuter rail
>>28588331
OH SHIT, CALL ANIMAL CONTROL OR SOMETHING, DON'T GIVE IT ANY OF YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION
>>28588518
this
works 110% of the time
I've never met an american that wasn't complete shit. Why aren't there more specifically anti-american terror groups?
>>28588261
Because we killed them all, foreign scum. Better hope you aren't next.
>>28588261
because we fuck shit up, senpai.
>anti-american terror groups
>what is the middle east
Im so fucking tired of having roomates.
This is goddamn ridiculous.
I never knew people could be so dumb and inconsiderate.
This is insane.
I miss mommy and sis-sis so bad.
I feel like ive wrecked my relationship with them at this point now after leaving.
They moved on after i moved on.
And now i have nothing except for these loud morons.
I hate my life.
>>28587896
You could always just stab them to death then go on a shooting spree.
Im pretty sure theyre literally trying to make my life harder.
>>28587964
I dont want them to die or even hate them. Infact theyre pretty cool people. They just act like morons most of the time (like fucking everyone) and are so loud and inconsiderate once youre actually living with them.
Suicidal depression has its perks.
I no longer fear going to pee in the middle of the night because I really want a monster to appear from the darkness and kill me.
I also confidently cross the road without looking both ways because maybe a bus will hit me and kill me.
I used to be scared shitless of the dark, real hardcore nyctophobia but then i got depressed as FUCK and i basically went nihilist and overcame it
i guess it does have its perks
>>28587831
my nigga, it was the same for me. Sometimes I even go out at night and walk around the lake.
>he jerks off to chinese girl fart cartoons
>>28587713
OH SHIT ITS CREEPY CHAN
I LOVE YOU CREEPY CHAN
>he's "holding out for his waifu"
>>28587745
That's just a picture of creepychan
I don't want to go to work tomorrow.
Should i just kill myself at work?
just say that you're sick my man
sure why not
[Spoiler]origano[/spoiler]
Yeah whatever OP. It'll at least be a break in the routine.
>>28587803
This pic always makes me sad. I feel bad for her because I know she's at least trying when so many don't even bother.
l'm sorry mom
I'm really like lost in life
>>28587535
So is everyone else in this forum. Your point?
>>28587525
It's okay, anon. That just happens to some boys when they get too excited. We can try again in a couple hours after your refraction period.
>Finally find a girl that wants to date
>Pretty sure she would be my gf
>Know if I get a gf, my robot brothers will kick me out
Why does this board have the crab in the bucket mentality?
We should be encouraging each other to improve our lives.
Then just do it and do bring attention to it, it's stupid but if you honestly give that much of a shit about what an anonymous thinks about you than you have your priorities wrong.
No one will kick you out. You can still post here. No one can stop you from coming here and enjoying the content and joining in. You should do what makes you happy. The only people that are going to tear you down are the ones that just want other people to be miserable with them so they can justify not making things better for themselves. Again, the only people who would be cruel to you for having a girlfriend were never your brothers to begin with. I wish you the best, Anon. I hope things go well in your prospective relationship.
>>28587308
>whines about no gf
>doesn't want to get gf so he can whine about no gf
hurgdurgadurgadurgadurgadurga banjo music starts playing*
Howdy y'all. Im yer typical trump supporter. excuse me fer one momnt
adurdurdurdurdurduhduhduh hyuk hyuk hyuk
sorry bout dat, its a lil genetic defect on account dat i's inbred hyuk hyuk hyuk. ya me mom is also muh sister
i hate dem wetbacks n darkies even tho i've never seen one of eother in my lif. i just liv in muh sodomy shed in da back woods hurdurrdurrdoy
Trumps a grat biznessman even tho he failed several and inherited most of his money. he haz alot n dats all i care about hyuk. i donno ethics or economics well doy
ah luv muh gunz. ah collect a buncha them incase da guvment comes 2 takem away even tho the guvment has tankz n drones n nuclear weapons. ima paranoyd schizofrenic tho hyuk
ah thinks im smart for votin trump but i's justa edgy sertherner who thanks tha sauth will raiyse agen hyuk
Trump iz a great outsider, even though hez a member of the 1% and cud care less abot da common folk. Hurr durr doy hyuk
well i gotta go scream n cermplain at town hall meetins bout issues that i donno about.
hyuk.
*hurdurgadurgadurgadurgdurgdurga banjo music ends*
The only Trump supporter that has tried to get in my face about politics has told me on numerous occasions that he wants to fuck his cousin and that he has seriously sexually charged flirtations with her. God bless America.
Aknowledged.
Trump will bring the day of the long rope
