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> He thinks the earth is spherical
No, I think it's a ball.
>>28604481
> He thinks the earth is a ball
>>28604481
>le topology memes
Looks like feels are back on the menu, boys.
Let's have ourselves a good old fashioned feels thread.
>tfw no gf
>tfw i realize my cat is the only one tnat loves me
>tfw i realize cats are incapable of love
What does love feel like?
>started new job (first)
>spent 5 years at community college to work at a restaurant
>had to cleanup vomit today
>my trainer is so fucking petite and qt, one of the best looking girls I've ever fucking seen
>dating a fucking butch lesbian
>>28604445
>tfw no girlfriend
my only concern as of now, I don't care about other things.
Do you still fap to real people? And by that I don't mean 3D grills in general, I mean people you interact with or just see in real life, like friends, classmates, co-workers, random cashiers or people on the street.
I used to do that all the fucking time when I was younger. I'm guessing 30-50% of my fap sessions were while watching pictures or just thinking of classmates or co-workers.
Nowadays I never do that. There are a lot of attractive chicks at work, but I never think about fucking them. Same goes for other hot grills I meet IRL. I'd rather just go home and jerk it to furry guro or some other weird shit.
>>28604424
I do itTo my girlfriend
>>28604424
Nope. I tried, but I just feel bad when I do. The only thing I can still manage to fap to is webcams, and even then they can't have that confused look or it ruins it.
>>28604424
why is gondola attacking spurdo?
Sharing some pics of this milf if anyone wants more. Had to be so fucking careful, wasn't the easiest place for creep shots, but definitely worth it.
Awesome tits, ass and legs for such an old bitch.
What's the hold up? moar
>>28604342
i've seen this posted on almost every chan i've been on today
and i've been on a few
Here's a few more
Who /A-levels/ here
kill yourself underaged faggot
>>28604104
18
Original thank you
>you share an imageboard with kids born after 9/11
How do I cope with the reality that I'll almost definitely die alone?
get a gun and make it quicker
Kill your feels with drugs
>>28604045
I won't :)
Post your faces and ill rate them
>20 years old
>Have friends and go out semi-regularly
>Dress well and receive compliments on my clothes
>Am very hygienic and well groomed, and receive compliments on how I smell and my facial hair
>Always try to be confident, assertive, and funny
>Still a kissless virgin
The game is rigged. I am convinced that it does not matter how much effort you put into your own attractiveness and personality. If you were born with the "virgin gene", you will never get so much as a kiss from a girl and are doomed to never be a full normie.
Pointless to bother with all those things if you aren't good looking up. Look at it this way, who would you be more interested in, 10/10 girl in 5/10 clothes or a 5/10 girl in 10/10 clothes?
>the "virgin gene"
how would this gene even be passed on though
>>28603876
I'm decent looking, to my knowledge. Female friends have called me attractive. I've posted my pic online a few times and been called "good looking" and generally "not hot but cute", which is better than nothing. I don't expect to be pulling 10/10s, but I should be able to get something. Some ugly ass guys are walking around with girlfriends and I don't get shit.
Genetic looks have nothing to do with it, there is far more evidence to suggest that women are attracted by personality (Confidence, dominance, assertiveness) than anything looks-wise.
>>28603914
It's not. It must be randomised. When any male pops out of the womb there is a random chance that they may be born as an eternal kissless virgin.
Before puberty:
>Hello?
>Oh, 'anons mum' how are you??
>uh, this is anon
>You sound just like your mum!
After puberty:
>Hello?
>Oh, 'anons dad' how are you??
>uh, this is anon
>You sound just like your dad!
>not being too afraid of answering the phone
Get out normie.
>haven't gotten a phone call in 6 1/2 years
>>28603598
who the fuck still has a landline for heavens sake?
>tfw finally repaid mommy for all the food I ate as a child
>tfw just need to repay her for the clothes I wore now
what are some other good mommy related feels?
>getting cucked by your birth-hole
Good for you anon. My mom passed away three years ago. I'm always thinking about what kind of future she would have if she had stayed with us. It would have been her birthday today.I miss her
When she smeared her vagina on my when I was being born.
>anon asks something
>able to give an answer
>don't
>>28603358
Fuck this sick board
what the hell is wrong with you people
>anon on /a/ asks for source
>provide it
Hello robots
I don't understand something. Why do you want a girlfriend so bad? I mean, it's only a girl, you don't need that in your life to be happy. Just do what you like.
But that's just my opinion. If I have offended you in and way, my apologies.
Oops, in any way*
You're very polite, I appreciate that
>>28603260
Oh, thanks! I didn't expect that
/R9K/ buzzwords thread. I'll start.
>mentally ill
you just got BTFO in that other thread though
>lazy
>spoiled
>>28603189
Which thread? I wanna see.
STOP OBSESSING OVER YOUR PROBLEMS
for fuck sake you faggots.
>waaah 20 year old virgin
>waaaaah no gf
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU'RE LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU WERE SUCH A WHINY FUCKING FAGGOT IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELVES YOU SELF ABSORBED RETARDS
>>28602945
hey guise
18 year old here
no problems here but telling you to just get over yours
just be yourself guys
this is worthy of a thread
thanks
here's my favorite internet meme guy funny reaction image beside filthy frank (haha gibe pussi xD)
>>28602961
I'm a 22 year old NEET virgin
I don't spend every waking moment of the day having a little pity party for myself. In fact. I barely even think about it. Because it's not that big of a deal. Do you know how fucking insignificant your problems are?
If you're bothered that much by your life circumstances, you either do something about it or you don't.
But this is a board dedicated to whining about problems. You might as well go to /pol/ and tell them to stop discussing politics.
>moments that led you on the path to robotdom
>back when i was 16 i used to go to a youth center every Friday with some friends including my crush at the time
>that week we'd planned to go bowling on Saturday
>balls up and ask her out that Friday as i thought it was a good moment as exams were over and summer was just around the corner
>"no anon, i'm not looking for a relationship at the moment, your a really nice guy, and one day when i'm less stressed"
>felt crushed but thought going out with all my friends would take my mind off it
>she turned up with a guy
>when she introduces him she says he asked her out last night and they were a couple now
>he was the image of a chad
>tall with a rugby player build
>she ignored me that whole night, chad and i shared a few words and he was a dick
On the first day of high school a girl who would grow up to be popular and attractive invited me to lunch with her and her friends because she felt sorry for me.
I chickened out and spent that lunch with the social outcasts I was already familiar with.
If I went to lunch with her and her friends, life may have been completely different, because although I was already shy at that point, I was still a normie. My shyness could have probably gone away, and I'd probably be better motivated and successful because of it. I may have even had a chance at a relationship with her and/or her attractive friends too.
But no, instead because I stayed amongst my social outcast crowd, my social awkwardness grew dramatically and I wasted my teenage years obsessed in video game escapism, which lead to me developing a lazy attitude and doing terrible at school, and now I'm a filthy NEET venting missed opportunities on 4chan..
>>28603559
>it surely wasn't just to make fun of you
keep deluding yourself
Robots are born, not made.
Failed normalfags need to fuck off.
Good morning, wagecuck.
Time for another long week of slavery.
Another day, another dollar.
>>28602868
Ha I am off today. All I have to do is take my bosses clothes to the dry cleaners
>>28602868
>I'm only making at most $900 this week
I worked my ass off and for what.
Just end me. I want over a grand for 50 hours, not under a grand for 64.
>>28602972
in my country you get that on a month
