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>mother doesn't let me take it easy
>pestering me to get a job
>takes away my laptop and internet
>get really angry and play dead on the floor of my room for two days and go on hunger strike
>she starts crying, finally gives me my computer back
>take a shower and when i get out there is a freshly cooked meal on the desk in my room
now i'll take it turbo easy, my NEET spirit cannot be broken.
this isnt real, nice try.
godspeed anon keep the good work up
>>28617684
l'm really liking this tendies meme
What should my brother's Xbox live username be?
>>28617592
dicklicklickdick
its a palindrome
yyour welcome
>>28617592
assaultwithasssalt
talcomchowder
bye bye froggy
pls no :c
>>28617608
you could ave stopped it
>>28617711
Great OC I endorse this
Should I talk to my ex?
We haven't talked since we broke up 10 days ago. I don't have any friends and she's the only person I really ever connected to.
Before you call me a normie, she was my only GF, she's fat, we met online and we only dated for two weeks.
>>28617419
>she was my only GF, she's fat, we met online and we only dated for two weeks
No, why do you even care? 2 weeks is fucking nothing, it's the honeymoon period where you try to find out if it's going to work and obviously it didnt.
>>28617456
I said why
>I don't have any friends
I had an e-gf that escalated into irl, and i was basically in your position when she left me, except she had made sure i was completely isolated and dependent on her for 2.5 years.
DO NOT DO IT.
nothing good will come of it and you will regret it immensely
Tick tock, wagecuck. Your bed time is almost here.
Do you have an automated script making these. Lemme peep at it
oh YES
I can get behind bedtime! The b e s t time of the day!
time to get commmmfy
>>28617401
west coast mother fucker, just got off work
Ok, my fellow robots,if there's any of you here still of courselet's have some serious talk now. Do you guys think it's possible to leave 4chan permanently? Have you even known someone who has achieved that?
I ask this because I've been for 6 years on this website until now, it's basically ruining my life and I feel like I should be spending my time on more productive stuff. I also only get more and more depressed each day while on /r9k/, I feel like I can't relate to anyone here anymore.
What do you think?
>>28617348
The only escape isto make your own imageboard and pass the curse along
Start reading the local newspaper.
Start watching the morning news.
I don't know, I'm stuck here as well.
>>28617348
Don't frequent /r9k/ or /b/, honestly.
/v/ is bad too, but it's less depressing than these two boards.
Find a general on a topic you're interested in, like a specific video game or movie series, or a comic book series. Fast-moving shitpost boards are fun to laugh at and browse but they shouldn't be the reason you go to 4chan.
what would you use senpai? grocery bag perhaps? i'm broke and can't afford ziplock bags for my tendies. i don't have foil or saran wrap either.
Put them in socks to keep them warm and cozy.
>>28617316
you have pockets? throw them in your jacket, keep them tendies toastie
>>28617316
Sandwich bags? Like 250 for $0.99.
>tfw you're 5 seconds out from having cum to black male /white female cuck porn and the wave of shame hits you
>>28617250
We all know that feeI, anon.
>tfw you check the day counter in your phone and realise it's been over 2 weeks since you've fapped
>>28618172
>wait a week to fap so it feels really good
>start fapping
>try to edge but fail because you haven't fapped for a week
>cum but feel nothing]
Every fucking time
Why do normalfags make ordinary things sound like such a chore? For example:
>ugh, I hate being an adult!
>mornings suck!
>haha I forgot to do my laundry again
>LOL I have no idea how to cook anything other than frozen food
I don't understand this shit at all
This is a really autistic thing to worry about.
>>28617260
>autistic
I don't think you know what autism is.
>>28617330
You'd know, wouldn't you?
>mfw watching porn and edging for 7 hours
who else /neet/ here?
You're going to break your dick, anon. Please be careful.
>>28617161
What was the finale like, OP?
>>28617161
I bet you feel great boi
>be me
>be black
>sitting in doctor's office
>full house
>not enough seats to go around
>see some old white lady standing up
>get up and walk over to her and offer her my seat
>she declines
>"o-oh ok"
>go back and sit down
>some guy walks out of the office offering people chairs
>fucking bitch accepts a chair from him
I was so humiliated. And fucking pissed. Ugly racist bitch its not like the fucking chair i sat in is contaminated.
>>28617051
in situations like this, I think it's best to not assume racism immediately and give others the benefit of the doubt.
Perhaps she didn't want to have someone else stand on account of her, perhaps she thought she was being nice to you?
You did a good thing offering your chair though
>offering a white lady a seat in the colored section
>>28617148
For the record Im in Alabama, so there's a good chance it was based on racism. And everyone was fucking watching. I haven't been this humiliated in long fucking time. Im probably gonna get PTSD from that. Lesson learned. Never offer ANYTHING unless to white people.
>be female
>ride on the cock carousel from ages 15-30
>hit 30, realize that Chad is going for younger girls now
>decide to Facebook message the nerdy betas that were rejected all throughout high school and college
>they are so eager and happy to get you despite you having several STDs, abortions, and objectively looser and more wrinkly vagina
>they will even marry you despite the bastard child that you had with Chad
>lie to them everyday about them being the best sex you ever had
>"the past doesn't matter"
>"you're the only one I love"
>have a child with them, kiss it with the same mouth that was throat fucked by Chad, breast feed with the same nipples that Chad cummed on multiple times
>hit 40 years of age, decide to divorce and take half of the beta cuck's shit
>live an easy life from age 40-50 from alimony and welfare
>hit 50, put profile on cougar hookup website, get tons of messages from young beta losers who love cougars and will fuck you like the college days, and older beta cucks who will pay for your expenses
>hit 65, start getting social security money until the day you die
How do women not have it easier than men, again?
What's a cock carousel?
>>28616949
and why don't you think they were lying to chad about it being the best sex they had?
>>28616931
they do have it easier
/thread
Maladaptive daydreaming or excessive daydreaming.
Does anyone else here have this?
I spend hours of my day pacing up and down my room while listening to music while dreaming up fantasy.
In these dreams I'm usually the hero figure or some other important person.
Some of my fantasy stories have lasted years.
I'm probably going to be like this until I die.
>I spend hours of my day pacing up and down my room while listening to music while dreaming up fantasy
Ha, I do this too
Sometimes I dance a bit too, or make movements/poses
Typical schizoid behavior
>Affected individuals may simultaneously demonstrate a rich, elaborate and exclusively internal fantasy world.
>>28616499
I used to, I'd sleep in excessively just so i could repeat my little fantasies. I'd nap in classes any time i could get away with it to fantasize. One day, it just sorta...lost its shine, I have no idea why. I just couldn't derive any enjoyment of it, kinda saddens me.
>>28616543
Yeah I make the movements too.
But I've been told it's not schizoid because I'm aware that my dreams are not real.
It still sucks since I'd rather stay indoors daydreaming all day instead of doing anything else. I seriously begin to have nervous ticks if I don't daydream for a while.
>neets of /r9k/ will never know this feel.
>>28616402
Get outta here wagecuck. Go on, shoo!
>>28616632
hey neet bet you're bored out of your mind posting on internet all day. Don't kill yourself yet.
>>28616402
I fucking laughed mate. Good job
>tfw no matter how much you fap you will never remove all semen from your body
WHY DOES THE CUM NEVER END
it's like when you get a really bad cold and you keep blowing your nose every 10 minutes and every time there's MORE SNOT and you're like holy shit where is it all coming from it never ends and so you plug up your nose with a wad of tissue but then it all fills up inside and starts squirting out the sides of your eyes when you sleep
>>28616326
GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT RRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAUUUURRRRRRGGGHHHHHH
>>28616399
should I just plug the end of my dick with rubber cement? I could cut a different hole that goes directly to my bladder for piss. Will this solve my problems?
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