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Who /wagecuck/ here?
>tfw wake up early to masturbate before work
>tfw too tired to fap right now.
>>28627148
Same exact situation this morning lad
I just called in sick today. It's like my 13 workday in 15 days
>tfw interview today to become a /wagecuck/
https://join.skype.com/vHV9zASkkMal
this is a chat that welcomes every manner of faggot and cuck. we only ask that you do not spam pictures or bully. being too ironic is also bad for your health.
maybe if you are a bad enough motherfucker you'll make it into the real group where we keep all the qt traps
Someone in this chat has ITTY BITTY TITTIES
>everyone's too insecure to talk
Join the group, cock munches
>Haven't shit in a month.
>>28626983
>Haven't exhaled in a fortnight
fucking normie
>>28627007
>Haven't respired since the shire.
/noshit/ thread?
Could you unlifting, virgin, neckbeard cuckolds please gtfo of fit with your chad and pizza posting?
Thanks,
/fit/
>>28626793
Sorry chad I will stop.
T. Tumblr Frog
>>28626793
Failed normies are the lowest of the low
>>28626793
They just want qt fit bfs since roasties will never love them. Don't be cruel anon, it's not gay if you say no homo.
Hello is this the customer support? I would like to report a bug or glitch or something, once again i wasnt woken up by my gf with a kiss.
Could you help me with that?
>>28626766
I'm sorry sir.
If you read the Terms and Conditions of Use that you agreed to, you'll see that the "gf" upgrade is only available to upgraded users.
>>28626766
Those are such good doubles i mean like wow what oh my god
you need the "accessable bankaccount" extensions or the gf application will fail to connect to network
the bankaccount must also have money on it
the bigger it is, the better version of "gf" is compatible
do you prefer being inside and online all the time?
would you rather do this than unplug and get a life?
congratulations, by definition you are bluepilled
>>28626737
we're easy to fuck with is that it?
>>28626737
woah dude you just blew my mind xDDDD!!! LMAO!!
Ok. Is that bad?
So this is fucking retarded but it's got to be said to someone or I'll lose my mind, and you're the winner, /r9k/
It's 5:30 AM and I can't sleep because I've decided what the worst thing in the world is.
The worst thing in the world is when you're fucked up and don't know what to do with yourself because the whole foundation of why you wanted what you wanted is gone and you're just kind of still on cruise control with no motivation.
But the only person you're normally vulnerable enough to, the only one you want to vent about it to, is the very person you can't talk to anymore about it.
I've been the best person I've ever been for the last three years. I'm actually successful and I'm doing great. But now it all feels empty.
Fuck. I need more alcohol.
Ease up on the sauce man it's not good for you.
>>28626613
I'm not as fucked up as I was earlier. That's why I came here to type it up. Wish I could sleep.
careful with the alcohol
I broke down in a violent, self-destructive fit while drunk in front of two friends, total humiliation, they will never look at me the same, weeping in pain, probably muttering some drunken shit to myself, realizing that i am broken and a mess, which i always concealed so well. don't even know what triggered it but alcohol made me not give a fuck who saw, when you think nobody is watching, you destroy yourself, because there is no point in life if there is no other visible life to connect to.
don't drink too much, stay in control.
how do you make your dick bigger?
lose bodyfat
im 5'7
i gained an inch penis size going from 90kg to 70kg
>>28626494
17 cm here, fucking dicklet
If there were a legitimate way to increase dick size, then it would already be well-publicized, and nearly everyone would be walking around with pretty big to huge-sized cocks.
There is no proven method that works.
Genuinely, how do you live believing that nobody has or ever will find you attractive?
How do you live knowing that EVEN IF someone did find you attractive you probably wouldn't find them attractive?
How do you live knowing that EVEN IF someone did find you attractive they would probably be more attracted to others and just settle for you?
It's becoming unbearable to live
>>28626334
i thought i was deathly unattractive till like 8th grade, then i lost a bunch of weight and girls started talking to me
turns out i had good genetics all along
>>28626346
>when I was like 5 I was so insecure about how small I was :((((
>>28626370
oh i'm not comparing myself to you, i'm infinitely better off i'm sure
i was just sharing an anecdote about thinking you're unattractive
Good morning, wagecuck.
I know it's rough but you need to get up and get ready for work.
Another day, another dollar.
ITT: The reason white people are losing ground every passing minute.
You lazy shits are the reason fat bitches are allowed to talk shit about white males on television all the time. Get up and do something about the world around you instead of sitting in a dark basement getting cucked by Shekelstien and his interjew slavery machine, you weak freedomless slave goyim neetslave cucks
I'm actually just going to sleep
>>28626324
Thisreminds me of that YTP with that guy asking "Little rough, don't you think?" It was a good video.
Why do I feel so much better at night/the early morning?
I just feel generally calmer, more patient, and everything is more fun.
I can lie down and browse 4chan for hours totally content.
I can listen to music and it will sound great.
The majority of my marathon vidya sessions are done at night, I cannot put the games down.
And the only time I will watch a movie, start to finish, is late at night.
I cannot be bothered to do anything in the afternoon or evening (the morning is lukewarm). My thoughts are shitty and I can't concentrate. I'm very irritable and moody.
What gives? Can other brobots relate?
>>28626245
I feel it fambi
>>28626245
all the bad shit in your life happens mid day, work, school, parents, bullies, normies night time and early morning is when the work leaves you alone.
>>28626245
it's because you know you're alone and not going to be bothered
>2010 was almost 7 years ago
>>28626194
we're not even halfway through the year moron
We are nearly halfway through the year
MAKE IT STOP
SOMEONE HELP
MAKE IT STOP I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
>>28626241
new years literally feels like yeserday
This roastie, who has written articles for the 'Feminist Times' has both posted on /r9k/ today, and has the audacity to criticise the supreme gentlemen.
>>28626005
https://kareningalasmith.com/about/
>>28626147
She? Should get a tripcode
>>28626147
false flag detected
raid this literal who yourself
If you care so much, dox her
Oh shit, your waifu is now real and living next to you.
But there's a catch. If you can't make her your gf in one month, Chad Thundercock will seduce her instead. How do you sweep your waifu off her feet?
>>28625785
Isn't the appeal of anime girls that they are actually very easy to get for normal people? Isn't that why all these people here watch that crap?
It wouldn't be hard to do I imagine because their 'waifus' are likely to be totally different to the average girl who shoots them down all the time.
Can you imagine how pathetic you'd need to be to be rejected to a figment of your imagination?
>>28625821
The appeal is that they're not bound by the rules of reality and can hence be whatever the authour wants.
The entire appeal of anime girls is that they aren't real, famalam.
Cuck-a-doodle-doo Euro Wagecuck. Time to leave your comfy bed and slave the day away. I'll just be here playing GTA5 online and eating my extra large packet of Doritos and washing them down with my 3 litre Vanilla Coke all day
uh, the clock is 10-12 in europe, all the wagecucks left for work hours ago anon
>>28625744
Nope, im still on my way. Literally doing nothing for 8 hours. OP should drink water desu.
>>28625717
atleast we wagecucks eat pussy instead of doritos amerifat
