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>"Fembots"
>Normies literally infesting the place.
>White knights
So /r9k/ has been lost for a year or two now, I get it. It's /soc/ 2.0 when normies go without cummies in a roasty for too long. Where did the true robots (kissless perma virgins who failed at socail life) go to? Because clearly we dont belong here anymore.
>>28625576
/r9k/ is infested with quirky normies.
Robots are probably back to whatever they were doing before r9k, anime or videogames
>>28625576
inb4 normies say wizchan
that place is almost as surface level as /r9k/, only difference is it's at least heavily moderated so normies have to lurk or post in a non-normie fashion so you can at least pretend you're talking with real KVs
the actual OG robots are off on a few far more obscure chans, can't tell you where though because if you don't know already you probably don't belong there in the first place
8gag
wizchan
If you didnt nail the job on your interview than you shouldnt expect a call back should you?
>>28625299
it depends.
don't think too much about it, anon.
>>28625299
Did you at least send a thank you letter after the interview?
>>28625336
>a thank you Ietter
>chad can walk in the night club district at 3am sucker punching people and he will get a warning because he just drank a little too much
>if we even raise our voices, listen to the wrong music, or wear the wrong outfit we will be placed in a mental institution
>>28624970
Both of these statements are not true.
>>28625105
shut your fucking mouth chad
>>28624970
>public intox/assault
police don't give a fuck here if you're drunk and being stupid they'll take you to the ground
if you raise your voice yelling out allah akbar, listen to a nasheed without headphones in public, and wear robes or something yes you might get chucked in a loony bin if it's the tenth time you've been caught doing it.
I've seen him on various threads.
see link
Not allowed textless posts are. - Yoda
>tfw you have a butt like recker's
>tfw all your teammates on the baseball team made fun of it whenever you wore baseball pants
>tfw having to stand on first while being very self-conscious
"Hey white boi you like what you see. Do you think you can handle big mommy?
>>28624106
>Nigger
>tattoos
I'm sure this is how you get AIDS.
>>28624106
That is the best piece of latin ass since...ever. it probably feels like heaven, being between her cheeks. Too bad Spicy J doesn't do hardcore.
>>28624106
Why does tan skin always look so dirty and disgusting? It's like they sharpen the image solely on their skin or something.
Reply to this thread or you will die in 1 minute
RIP everyone else
>>28624054
loogs like u lied
goobye ebriwun
I mean like sheeps do life in groups, dont know how humans are meaned.
Because we are alone, normies have many Friends..
Humans are built to live in small packs, that's how we evolved.
Eventually they convened into bigger communities and they just gradually grew into what we have today
>>28624014
Sheep alone makes evil elk look good.
I think the normies got it right actually
>[...]pop me a xanny, I'm fast, I'm so fast, I'm so faster than sonic, man"
>Overall confidence increases markedly and any anxiety is alleviated after self-medication with xanax, indicative of generalized anxiety disorder.
>Sonic reference
Is Young Thug secretly a robot?
>>28623991
xanax and sonic are vastly popular, idiot
thugger is def. a robot
sonic is one of the most normie games out there lol, and xanax is THE normie drug that isn't weed or alc
Urgent news. New studies proove a recent phenomenon scientist call female post 5pm depression, apparently making a woman stay at work past 5 PM can have terrible consequences for her mental health, according to a survery among Huffington post readers 80% of them have PTSD and 40% claim to have been work raped.
Confess is now voting a law that will force employers to let every woman leave work at 5 PM sharp and men will have to take double extra time with no payment so the gender gap doesn't get bigger to make up for it
wouldnt be suprised if this was a thing in yurip desu
>>28623994
Well it's really about women needing more time away from their husbands to spend with their bulls
What the fuck? Time increases as they get more depressed?
I just got a blowjob, and had penetrating vaginal sexwith a condomfor only $100 dollars
My man, finally elevating to a non virgin. Good job bud, hope it was worth it.
daily reminder that if you haven'd had condomless sex you're still a virgin
>>28624133
Not my first time m8.
I loss my virgin card when I was 19 at a party in a bathroom. I put my benis in a girl's vagoo, but I was drunk and couldn't get it up. So we just stopped, and she went home with her friends. Didn't even get to come that time.
>be almost 300 lbs
>haven't showered in like 6 days
>pull down pants
>a horrible smell fills the room
>run my finger between my hip and pupa
>sniff finger
>smells bad, almost as strong as vinegar
>I have a rash under my balls
>I have a sore on my arm
>my face now has a rash
>my head has flakes and is oily
sounds about right.
well if you want all that stuff to go away, take a couple showers and use this as both a hair and body wash.
>>28623537
the worst is when you scratch your scalp and you have dandruff caked under your fingernails
>>28623629
i would bow my head and put a black plastic binder under it. Then use a comb to scratch out all my dandruff onto the binder. I'd use a credit card to sweep it into a big pile in the middle of the binder.
> she can't stop thinking about the feeling of Chads 10 inch cock inside of her
> youve talked once but she can't remember who you were
>you dream about her thinking you're super
>chad puts it in her pooper
>>28623327
>he has wider hips than her
might as well be a trap he's fucking at that point
how big is that cock do you think
>Born too late to not live in a totally fucking insane society
>Born too early to watch the end of humanity (probably)
This is literally the worst time in human history to be a non-degenerate with a triple-digit IQ. This is a time of monsters and morons.
>>28623222
being smart doesn't mean you are forced into the slavery of the game for the rest of your life.
you can move to a small town of 1200, become a landscaper, and smoke a small amount of marijuana every night while contributing nothing to society... just riding out your years here in a mildly pleasant routine.
>>28623358
>being smart doesn't mean you are forced into the slavery of the game for the rest of your life.
Of course it does because everyone else is a filthy pleb. You're an angel living in the darkest pit of hell.
>you can move to a small town of 1200, become a landscaper, and smoke a small amount of marijuana every night while contributing nothing to society... just riding out your years here in a mildly pleasant routine.
I said NON-degenerate.
>>28623222
I'm trying to contribute to the end of society. I'm starting a job as an investment banker this fall and I'm going to try to work my way up the political ladder until I can do some real damage to society.
Who /livingmeme/ here?
>be funny, charismatic, god looking
>everyone likes you
>feel happy
>high school starts
>start getting interested in women
>nobody can take me seriously
>currently in senior year of college
>still funny charismatic, good looking KV
>never been more than an acquaintance with a girl
>unironically dead inside
inb4 the dating site meme
>>28623171
Wait until you realize you're not as funny, charismatic, or good looking as you think you are. I went through this path too. Also a senior in college and I cope by being high all the time and browsing /r9k/
trust me when i say if you were charismatic and good looking like you say, you wouldve got laid by now. someone would have made the move on you. girls actually do pursue fucking men
youre just a weird delusional faggot. stop listening to your mom about how cool you are and stop lying to yourself
This is an 18+ site, you underaged normalfag
I didn't think much of her.
I got to know her better and better.
With every step of knowing her better I felt a stronger desire to be with her.
I wanted her.
At times me and my heart would melt with every word she sang. Singing, that's what it sounded like.
I was in love. The type you feel when you really found a connection with someone else that you can relate to. With someone you can endlessly talk about the most mundane things with. We would do those for longer than expected. Far into the middle of the night.
At some point I got so attached to her that she would try to avoid me. Everyone needs their space sometimes. I failed to remember this
It would anger me. How could she not want the same I want? Why is she avoiding me? Doesn't she like me anymore? Didn't she like me in the first place? I would start discussion that I knew would not end well.
At first, it was just small quarrels that lasted for minutes.
Minutes became hours. Hours became days.
>>28623057
Love turned to anger. Anger turned to vindictiveness.
Quarrels were no more, turned to fullblown wars with days of not talking to eachother
Not talking for days, it hurted me. But I felt the need to win these fights.
Little did I know, these fights were not the type one can win. Whatever the outcome, everyone loses.
In hindsight, I was stupid. Blinded by love, deafened by anger.
Knowing very well, there isn't patchwork strong enough to repair this.
Listening to melancholic music as I would always do when I felt down and defeated.
As always, the only thing needed to get over this is time.
Unlike always, the time needed could be months, years even.
>>28623064
Looking at all communication channels, hoping she sended a message.
Maybe saying that I was wrong and that she would like me to apologize.
Maybe saying that she is sorry.
Maybe saying that we both have our shortcomings and that we can work this out.
No. None of that.
What to do? Talk to her? Apologize? Casually bring a random topic?
No. I promised myself to stand my ground. A deadly promise.
Her life is going on, I don't blame her. I should do the same.
But how? I can't stop thinking of her.
This serenade, I hoped it would help. It didn't
>>28623085
Bump, just because
robo pls
