Literally sitting here destroying my diet, thinking about what my life would be like if I didn't drop out of college and kept my gftfw joined the marines in a last ditch effort to do something with my life
>>28611186
enjoy the marines and get as much as you can out of it.
the moment you leave it, it will never comeback.
>>28611186
>making irrational life and career decisions
>joining the military at this point in history
Good job, dipshit.
Why the marines and not AF, Navy, or, Army?
I've taken 3 shits today.
>>28611093
That's hot.
oregano
Uff
>>28611093
I hope you know I'm about to imagine you're cute and jack off to this post.
Heres an idea: Oneitis general, hereafter /OG/
>post oneitis
>describe her
>share feels
>>28610960
I have reached the poont where it isn't her that I want anymore, it's the relationship she has with her bf (WHO IS WORSE LOOKING THAN ME REEEE BUT A BETTER PERSON)
Also, I asked her out a month after they started dating after failing to mister the courage for a few weeks - i missed it.
Now i live in this timeline. Actually happened today.
>get out of class early
>decide to swing by the class they're in
>we...
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>>28611148
that sucks anon, but I'm not in a particularly better spot myself
my oneitis is
>tall, but not overly
>top-second from top sets in maths and sciences
>speaks english fluently with a faint eastern european accent
>blonde, blue eyed
As ever, I haven't really ever interacted with her, apart from a time when we both had to be cohosts to some school show about 5 years ago.
>>28611272
I feel like having your oneita and her bf as your friends is worse because you suffer much more frequently. Also, my oneita isnt super physically attractive.
She is SE Asian, 100 lb, 4'11". Absolutely tiny and adorable(especially great accent), not really sexy though unless you like lolis, though she is 18.
Which one of you made this profile on OKCupid? I can't even....
https://www.okcupid.com/profile/NotAWizardSorry
I almost clicked on the link, but then knew if i did it's probably OP on the other side looking to find robot accounts and repost them by the X VISITED YOU!
That's pretty well written desu. I'd hit it, but what do I know, am I man, wimmenz are probably desert dry seeing that.
>Dota, Persona, Final Fantasy IX. PC master race. Plus a million other JRPGs and vidya games.
>Persona
>Final Fantasy
>PC master race
Hmmmm.....
I found a rare woman who looks cute fat. Would you fug?
>>28610804
>I found
you mean, you saved her picture from the earlier r9k thread?
>>28610833
That's still the definition of the word find, bruh.
>>28610804
It's just lightning and the pose doing their job. Also lots of women get fat like that, not the whole world is murricayet
>girl posts selfie where 80% of it is her giant rack
>"nice eyes hun xx"
Why do guys do this?
They're not gonna say "nice bazongas, you slag, let's fuck!!!"
So they give a compliment that's socially acceptable instead
It's called flirting, retard. She knows they're looking at her tits.
>>28610721
>talking about a picture
>doesn't post said picture
S M H T B H F A M
Perfect girl starter pack,
>>28610518
so subtle, so disguised
Who is this whore?
originul
>>28611551
>implying you don't know
what anime characters do you wish were real and why. The anime characters i wish were real are Riko and Ako Suminoe and I would want to be in a relationship with both of them
kirino
why because she is the best girl
Saitama from OneMemeMan.
I just want to chill and play vidya with him and Genos.
My waifu for obvious reasons but it is a secret.
Look at these fucking normie piece of shit faggot I hope they all fucking die
>>28610389
>3 guys
>1 girl
Two of them are beta cucks, probably the 2 sitting down
>>28610389
those your friends?
>>28610389
The guy in black had to stand up so he could be blown away, as you can see from his face.
I just ate a huge bag of chips
fuck
Now you have an excuse for working out!
>that feel when you finish the last chip in the bag and you realise what you've done
>then you start to question what the fuck you're even doing here
>>28610378
So what. You'll run it off anyway. Right? Right...?
>invited three separate people to hang out in the local park
>each said they'd come
>tfw stood up by all three
>Chads: "Hey anon! Let's hang out on New Years Eve! Meet us at the library."
>Me:"Sounds good, I'll meet you at 9:30"
>Chads:"alright man, see you then"
>get there at 9:20
>excited to finally get the chance to hang out with a group of people
>thinking I can raise to Chadhood
>9:35
>calls...
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>got stood up by my only friend on my birthday
He lost weight and got himself a roastie gf to worship and know he acts like we were never friends, feels real bad man.
>>28610307
That's probably because you're a gay homosex who's boring as fuck to be around.
Who else mommy/daddy's little boy/girl here?
I'm daddies little boy and he takes good care of me.
Im diapered 24/7 and its great. Although sometimes when daddy is at work and can't change me I get a little angry but its okay cause I know daddy needs to make money to take care of his little baby. Like seriously if you wanna be a NEET get into this shit it's so great.
>>28610270
>tfw no gf who will diaper you and put you into bondage
>>28610884
Try fetlife desu senpai. It's like the easiest way to find that kinda stuff :3
Does anyone else pretend to be a girl online just so you know what it's like to have people care about you?
>>28610054
I'm a real girl and no one cares about me. Do you really get more attention pretending to be a girl? What do you do?
>>28610096
well care is a strong word. Want to lay with you.
>>28610054
I pretend to be myself online so that I can be just another body in the crowd.
As a thirty year old man, I refuse to settle for a single mom or any used up roastie
I'm getting to the breaking point. There are so many qt single moms on dating sites.
Other than that, it's all girls who are too young for me or too fat.
>too young
Are you gay or something?
IM with you anon, don't be a beta provider no matter how good the female package looks. They fucked the chads and expect you to pay for it.
Life is so fucking boring i don't even know what to do with my time
Your time isnt valuable because you fucking waste it doing dumb shit and doing the same shit youve done everyday since you gained consciousness
Don't you have any hobbies? Nothing you enjoy?
>>28609828
I want to but i dont have anything that sticks.