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Was he the original robot?
>>28605801
too handsome to be a proper robot
Nah, thats Don Quioxte. He was so sperg he did battle with windmills.
Boo Radley killed a motherfucker to defend some kids. No robot would ever be put in that situation or react accordingly.
>>28605894
Oh and Don Quioxte was the original white knight beta sperg, fighting for the rights of sluts that didnt give a shit about his awkward ass.
What is this pepe inhaling?
The tears of robots
>>28605644
cancer.
cancer inhaling cancer. how ironic.
My pubes.
I dont know dude, my depression is just flashing and make me fucking dead, i dont wanna do anything. When its over i became good again but its not stay longer like that. Can you guys help me what kind of depression i have?
Go to a doctor if you really wanna know
>>28605487
i go, I FUCKING GO
like a five times, they are looked at me and give it me fucking pills. Didnt changed anything.
I WANNA LIVEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Everyone, EVERYONE, has some experience with girls except me.
I just can't believe how undesirable I am. I can't believe my life. I can't believe that I'll ever function normally.
How do you not just walk off the end of a crane at this point?
>>28605403
Define "experience with girls"
Furthest I've gotten with a girl was my psychopath ex who manipulated and guilted me into a relationship and occasionally made me stay up until 6 AM on school nights so she could flash her ugly tits on skype
That's all I've got
>>28605423
>my ex
This is what I'm talking about
I've fucked probs close to 100 girls (failed normie, buffed Chad).
You're not missing anything, girls are scandalous whores. Grass is always fucking greener nigger, and I'm not leaving my fucking computer for some club roastie or another dyed-up freakshow ever again.
>shaving
Why?
to appear professional, handsome, and clean
For my job, of course
Because I like the feel of cold iron sliding across the vulnerable flesh of my neck.
>tfw no electricity for six hours now
>have only tablet to post on
>cannot play vidya all day as I normally do
>mom still hasn't sorted out problem and is waiting for someone to come fix
>realize my life is so empty right now
>tfw this is making me want to leave this house right now even though I am a neet shutin
>>28605268
How is your internet working then?
>>28605289
The ISP allows customers to tunnel through other customers wifi. Just have to log in with your customer information to connect. The signal isn't too good though.
>no internet for 6 months
>mum keeps making me phone the ISP
>nothing they suggest works
>"it must be those silly games you're always playing"
>have to play ps2 and use library internet every day for months
>one day uncle comes round
>immediately notices the problem
>wire is broken because dad carelessly kicked it out of the wall
>fixes it in 5 minutes
>tfw 1.75 cm
I was cursed with bad genetics
>>28605189
Are you seriously complaining about that ?
Fuck you stupid shit. That's not your actual problem, nobody cares about that really, and you know it.
>>28605189
fuck you, all my much shorter friends have gfs.
Stop complaining about something that doesn't even matter
>>28605189
>1.75 cm
are you some kind of pixie ?
I'm not ugly or autistic
So why don't I have any friends??
>>28605183
You tell me, friendo
People I talk to usually just start brushing me off a couple minutes into conversation when they realize I'm a weirdo
You are not the same as most people are therefore they cannot relate to you.
Most people are normal and if you don't fit into that mold, you are destined to be like we are now forever.
>>28605222
I would like to add to this that most people are also stupid, and they are not capable of multi layered thinking. Like thinking about consequenses before actions etc.
They cannot conceive that there are people different from them, that is why they so easily think that if you are not a normie, there has to be something wrong with you.
>you have to follow up after sending an application
>>28605077
What does "follow up" mean
Original
>>28605108
Call them and bullshit on the phone
>>28605077
Literally all you have to do is e mail them weekly or so. Give them a phone call after about 2 and a half weeks.
I just want a cute boy to cuddle and kiss and have him sit on my lap and play games with and sometimesfuck his boipucciplease explain to me how that's gay
>>28605012
it's compltely normal
>>28605012
How about you explain where I'm going to put my naked butt
Because it has a dick so it's male so you're gay
>tfw can't post anything personal about me anymore because the normies in my uni group know about 4chan and browse it regularly for the memes
>>28604942
>being in uni
You're normie yourself.
>>28604970
>uni means you're a normie
You're probably just a failure, anon.
>>28604970
This. Real robots become NEET after high school.
I know I'm late to the party but I just saw The Force Awakens.
Is it pretty much accepted that Rey is Luke's daughter?
>hey where should I make this television and film post?
>I know, not the television and film board!
>>28604918
/tv/ would flame this topic into oblivion.
>>28604944
dubs dont lieoriginal
Shalom goy- i mean guys!
Your friendly Rabi Shekelstein here to teach you about how to live your life.
Give up on white women they have all been blacked just like my porn industry suggests. Who cares anyways when you have hentai?
There are 7 billion people on earth so you don't need to have children.
Yes nonwhites have more children but US is diverse and doing great.
You won't become a minority in your country in your lifetime.
And if you really can't supress your sexual urges you can always become a transgender and get fucked by boys. Mmm imagine all that boipucci you will get as a cute tranny.
;)
>implying /pol/land would be any better
I'll stay comfy in my cave thank you very much, living off the tears of wageslaves like a good boy.
>buh buh muh minorites
I don't give a shit, they're the ones paying for my NEET lifestyle, tendies and all.
>>28604939
Lol no they are not you retard. A large number of them are collecting benefits just like you and once they are no longer a minority you can kiss goodbye to neetbucks .
Then they will assault you for being an evil whitey and curb stomp your weak ass.
>>28604939
Your state of well being won't last when the social state crumbles. It will be a rude awakening when you will be robbed by "minorities'
My Nividia control panel wasn't working so I deleted my drivers now no matter what mointer I use the screen is blank please help me. Do I have to unplug the graphics card and plug it back in? Writing this on my phone
How did you delete your drivers? Did you delete the actual dlls and other files, or did you uninstall the drivers with the uninstaller provided?
Download Display Driver Uninstaller, boot into safe mode, uninstall and reinstall driver.
>break something on purpose
>wants help fixing it
Yeah, no. Retards like you should not have access to electronic devices. I hope no one will help you with this.
>"add me on steam"
>send a friend request
>ignored
you add me on steam
>>28604512
What is your Steam URL, then?
>add someone from /r9k/ on steam
>turns out he is a super clingy loser who gets TRIGGERED by everything unironically
>plays shit games
>is into trap shit
>watches modern anime unironically
Never again.
