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>tfw younger siblings are more successful than you
>Dad's gf son is a year younger than me and has a high level position at Google and is charismatic as fuck
>I'm a NEET who's never had a job
thanks for abandoning me you fucking faggot. Your day of reckoning will come soon.
>>29385405
tell him to hook you up with a job f.am
it sounds like you just can't into nepotism
>tfw one brother is a drug addict and dropped out of high school
>tfw half brother is 35, unmarried, and can't keep a job
>tfw sister is divorced with 4 kids and works at a grocery store
My bar was set pretty low from the start
about to meet this girl. shes so into me and d2f. only problem is she has herpes on her cooch. pic is 95% similar to what she looks like. should i do it or not?
>>29385097
Don't eat her out and wear a condom.
I personally wouldn't fuck a diseased woman but I don't care if a normalfag like you does it
>>29385134
i researched some and it said i can still catch it
/Overwatch/ when, homos?
>>29385085
>playing Overwatch before ranked comes out
Why?
>>29385085
/overwatch/ never. inb4 lewd posts.
>>29385111
l-lewd
>>29385105
ranked is for normies
>playing a shitty casual game like Overwatch and trying to take it seriously as a competitive game
top kek, almost as laughable as competitive tf2 or cawadoody
Would it be fair to count prostitutes/hookers into the number of girls you've had sex with?
Would it be fair to use nukes to go fishing? No.
obviously. you're also a normalfag
Of course. All girls are whores. There's no difference.
>five more minutes anon... It's sunday...
Does anyone else feel extra deppressed on sunday? I feel like it has something to do with it being the "end" of the week
>>29385040
I feel like this only applies to people in education or with jobs. NEETs stop having a concept of a week after a while
>>29385040
Being a wagecuck is literally the worst thing in the world
>>29385040
sometimes a little, even though I'm NEET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT LITERALLY DESTOYS MY LIFE BUT I CANT DO A THING TO STOP MYSLEF FROM IT
You must develop self control.
Have you tried adjusting your skin care regiment to avoid developing pimples in the first place?
WHY DIDN'T HE POP IT?!
>>29385016
By realizing you Crete more by doing so.
You know what works well? Prep H wipes. Some chemical they Love you too on there dries out the skin and clears up all nice and such. I used these when I had the same problem and my shit cleared up. You just have to use it everyday. I think the brand I used was Tucks
>it'll get better in time
>time heals bro
>man u just got to find another girl
What if time doesn't fucking work? Cure to this pain doesn't exist. It's been fucking four years already fuck this.
The cure is 00 buckshot to the brainstem.
>>29385012
Atleast you know what love felt like.. Meanwhile I can't even get a hello even from ugly or fat sluts.. And not fat women.. No fat sluts that fuck to "empower themselves"
It sucks
>only four years
January 31st, 2008
8 and a half years
Still love her
Still want her and only her
In my head, in my dreams
Always
Come back, Nikki
:/
Where your daddies on father's day r9k?
haven't talked to him in...six years? I just stopped calling experimentally and he never called back or asked after me lol
>>29385164
You know he never liked you
Don't know my father. probably why I am the way I am, it takes a man to raise a man.
This should be classified in some way:
0 Necrophilia, pedophilia
1 Bestiality
2 Jerking off to disturbing stuff
3 Jerking off to hardcore
4 Jerking off to vanilla porn
5 Laid down between 1 and 10 times
6 Fuckin' around
7 Very short term relationships (less than a month)
8 Long term gay relationship
9 Short term hetero relationships
10 Long term hetero relationships
Scale elaborated according to the degree of commitment needed to fulfill the demands of your sex partner.
> Muh: 3-6
>>29384859
Nigga it's a discrete value, not a spectrum, you're either a virgin or you're not, zeros and ones!
>>29384886
I don't think so. Lost my V card, but too robot for lasting relationships.
>>29384904
Then you're not a virgin, you're socially retarded.
Who here babyface? I'm 21 and I will never ever be taken seriously, can't even grow a beard
>21
>babyface
>can't grow a beard
>5'8" manlet
Would I stand a chance if moved to Asia? Maybe I could get a gf there.
simple solution for a simple problem
take testosterone blockers and estrogen and become the little girl
>>29384921
No, you will be whiny beta faggot no matter where you are. Until you choose to do something about it, you will remain a kissless virgin.
Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Johnson 2016 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Monday at work. I have no pictures yet.
post a picture of her and I'll give you sound advice
no reason not to. you post here so obviously should probably just take what you can get. i know i would
>>29384838
or give me a better description or a picture of a similar girl
>tfw no western 2D PNW redhead QT waifu
she's fifteen you sick fuck
>>29385967
No uhh
Shes a drawing... she isnt real
>>29385967
>amerilards in charge of aoc
[PT1]
Psychosexuals.
Okay. So if the base of the build up release mechanism for sex has its base in genetics and genetics goal is code reproduction... Then where the hell is the build up release mechanism for psychosexuals who can only get off by violent means?
Does it mean that the manner of their means of reproduction has changed because their genes have decided they never wanted to reproduce? Some weird genetic kill switch?
Or has their brain just built it in the wrong place or by some trauma it got wired wrong and now their reproduction brain commands are actually for something entirely different.
So psychosexuals generally have features of their trauma that caused their core issues built into their patterns right? Or is that profiling/media folklore? I cant use my own perspective because im a child of the media and im like, good at narrative patters and junk.
So their genetic brain mutation or physical/psychological trauma is imprinted on the build up release mechanism that relates to or stands in for sex. Yes?
Well, all life is survival right? Trauma creates the need for a build up release mechanism for a high amount of stress.
This mechanism can become a mental illness or a what amounts to a brain addiction, your neurons have gotten too used to a particular pattern and now you don't have conscious control over it.
Ya know, if you shoot arrows at a target all day for a few years you start out having to think about how you're aiming and standing and everything.
But you end not having to think about it. You've built the structures needed in your brain to take care of that for you and now it happens without you.
When i say you, i mean your thinking, conscious experiencing self.
[PT2]
... Huh, i wonder what that does to perspective when people find the flow and drop their sense of self.
Oh, interesting, might help me find words for that night i saw the matrix when i did shrooms.
Anyway, you lose conscious control over your thoughts feelings or actions and they spin out because it's all you can do to keep the pain away.
A healthy person has a healthy mental flow. The flow is stronger at times but it doesn't build up, or at least not for long. Nobody is perfectly mentally healthy all the time... Maybe monks. Special ones.
Like, if you imagine consciously, or even unconsciously created habits, as programs. Stuff that happens in your mental computer without you having to actually do anything but maybe use said program for the purpose you either consciously or unconsciously intend.
You get rouge programs.
Yes it's possible to create a malicious program to kill another program in your head but it's never guaranteed it won't break out and eat your system when you don't know how to program it correctly
So... either Dahmer experienced some manner of trauma his parents never had the perspective to see or never told about...
Or his brain was just built... Wrong.
Sad. :/ Little kid shouldn't have been let loose to become that, had no control over his mechanisms and no way to fix them.
It's like having too many rogue programs, they eat up your system and suddenly, because life is not but survival and you have to keep the mechanisms at bay, you're a series of unhealthy release mechanisms dumping pressurized brain sewage everywhere. An entire system made only to support the release.
Because not doing it, means death...
How? Idk.
[PT3]
You can also attribute programs as mental objects. As a mental object is a memory of a form and all the information one might have about it, and those are really just neurons firing in a particular pattern.
Then you can build these objects.
And set them to work without you, if you can do it right.
Translate: you must build a mental object in your mind, build a full thought, connect it to an action, set to run every time you encounter the mental object, and you have now restructured your brain.
Over time the neural path will reformat and you'll be running the desired program through the proper neurons.
The manner of changing behaviors is as such:
You isolate the malicious programming (you think deeply and from many perspectives about your issue, the emotional, mental, and physical factors must be examines. Not only does this mean tracking your emotional and mental states of being, but physical states of being takes up multiple perspectives.
As the conscious experience is merely software being run by the brain, and the brain is a computer supported by the mechanical engine that is the body, you must consider things in this manner.
As the consciousness is software being run by the brain you can execute files inside this box. Because of this you do not need to physically run simulations, you can store files to memory. It is an interface with 'reality' from your conscious perspective. Reality being the practical bit that you are a brain, and have a bit of conscious control over it. Control which can be honed.
[PT4]
Simply calculators can be made, from them more complex calculators can be built.
Translate: People can and do learn math. Like a lot.
Physically speaking a person is a body, but the brain maintains the body. The conscious experience of reality is not the brain. The brain holds the software running your conscious experience of reality.
So... Condense that down.
We're getting off topic. Smoke a little more, drink your coffee..
Copy paste the relevant paragraph.
Note to self, use practical model of existence to derive the healthiest form of mental masturbation and sexual intercourse.
Sex can be a platform for therapy in a way, it most certainly should not always but can be. Fantasy is healthy. I think? Depends. Examine more later.
The manner of changing behaviors is as such:
1
You isolate the malicious programming
Think deeply and from many perspectives about your issue, the emotional, mental, and physical factors must be examined. Not only does this mean tracking your emotional and mental states of being, but physical states of being; these take up multiple perspectives so make sure to cover it all, your body, brain and environment as separate parts of the same creature with their own rules and regulations.
He's one of the easiest bosses in T.B.O.I! I mean, his drop is shit but,...
>>29384632
youre not funny
this is why you will never have a gf
>>29384689
fuck you I got my anime girls that'll love me regardless of my humor you bully
I was driving through a wealthy residential area today on the way to a relatives house. As I was going down the street I see a tall, blond, typical chad walking towards the street in front of me.
As I get closer he just continues walking. I'm expecting him to stop and wait for oncoming traffic to go by like a rational human being, but chad doesn't break his stride. He just keeps walking right into the middle of the street in front of me, forcing me to slam on my brakes. He turned his head towards my direction with the most minimal movement possible for the least amount of time possible before turning his gaze back to his Wrangler parked in the street.
I can't understand that kind of arrogance or indifference to the consequences of one's actions.
Konichiwa anon-kun, I'm here to worship you howaito penisu!
Open assus
>>29384654
stop posting this, retard.
>>29384696
butt I'm le shitpost king
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