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>tfw you want to get another, bigger toy but aren't sure what
What toys do you own and how did you progress? The more specific the better.
I have an Aneros and want to get a dildo (or a vibrator, if it's really quiet and pleasurable enough), but can't fit anything wider than two fingers in my boypussy from taking a long break from anal. I don't want to buy something and have it not fit, but I also don't want it to be too small.
>>29387496
What I noticed is that material and firmness plays a big role into that. The biggest toy I can fit is a suction cup dildo that's 7-8 inches, so it's pretty big. I take regular (month) breaks from anal, but I can always end up fitting this one within half an hour of play.
I think it's made out of silicone, because it's quite bendy. I have slimmer toys that are more rigid, and I have more trouble with those because they don't give way whatsoever.
tl;dr find something soft, width is something easier to get accustomed to.
>>29387496
I've tried playing with my butt a few times and I really just don't like it.
>>29387536
I tried to fit a mini-cucumber in a week ago, despite tons of lube and trying for a while, it just wouldn't fit. Granted, it's likely not as soft as the material you were working with. Hearing about a seven or eight inch suction cup dildo is enough to make my cock spring up and my butt feel empty, but I think I should start smaller at least. Did you work your way up? Specific names of the toys would be helpful as well. Although telling me the material as you have is too.
Have you planned out your life as a lonely loser?
Graduate college, get a job, get a nice cosy small apartment, invest money into my hobbies, travel around occasionally.
Sounds a bit boring and unfulfilling eh
Bumping up this thread because I'm a loser too
That would sound nice to me if it weren't for having to do the same thing over and over again every day as a job. I don't know how people do it.
>>29388223
You do the same thing over and over again right now, what's the difference?
Small reminder that this is your average """sociopathic tendencies""" anon. You aren't messed up, anon. You're perfectly mediocre and struggling to find a way to feel special and unique.
Yup. They're losers.
>>29387431
absolutely agreed
metal fashion is for complete faggots
>>29387431
I remember some faggot who'd always say he was homicidal but got on meds and has a therapist so it went away, but he still gets urges. He was retarded.
Advice thread, haven't seen this fucking thread in a while edition.
Hi /r9k/, resident normie here. If anyone wants some advice, wants to just chat, or just needs to vent for a bit, here is the place to post it. No matter how small or large the issue is, if you post it here it will get answered.
>inb4 reeee normie off my board
reeee normie off my board
>>29387404
How original. You must be the first person to have ever made that joke(:
another norman here
prove your normieness
What are /r9k/'s biggest insecurities?
I can't shave my neck properly because of shitty irish mutt genetics and ended up with some bad ingrown hairs and rashey skin.
>>29387375
no kitty gf
>>29387375
being a loser fag
Can someone explain clubbing and why all normies do it?
>>29387329
You dance, someone notices you, you dance with that someone, you make out, and maybe you'll get laid.
I am sure some just enjoy dancing, but most are there to get laid.
>>29387384
Hahahahhahahah!
Sometimes I pretend I am in club. I think bout it in my head and pretend that I am dancing baby!! You know, like the meme! I do the spinning twirl and I have a picture of dancing baby taped to my shirt!! Sometimes I do not get approached, maybe never at all but it's ok because this is not my reality, just my thoughts. I think that I am such a smash hit for my curious dance and appearance that I get a lot of attractive ladies approaching me! Now who is laughing?
borderline normie here.
ur clubbing experience will depend on what ur expectation is.
if ur looking to get laid, then u gotta be
>decent looking
>got money to blow for drinks + nice place to fuck afterwards
>big enough social circle
if ur looking just to 'shake it off' and chill then just being there is pretty cray but u need to have friends around for it to be exciting.
for me, clubbing is just to hang out with friends, but haven't done it in a month or so because i wasn't getting any lays or making out at all.
>tfw 14 y/o bro got a gf before me both by age and chronologically
>mfw I'm 21 and still a khv
I give up
>>29387307
Bumperinolopolo
iktf. My younger brother was already fucking bitches when he was 12. I'm 22 and I'll probably stay a khhv for the rest of my life.
>>29387402
>fucking bitches when he was 12
How?
My little brother is Auschwitz skinny and really really academic focused (but he's actually hi test although he does fit the "nerdy kid" archetype). do you think he'll start fucking women soon because I don't know if I can deal.
Has anyone thought of lying to girls at parties or clubs that you are a billionaire? Would this work in scoring girls?
>>29387257
They just need to take one look at your shitty ass clothes and posture to know you lying, senpai
>>29387257
MUH DICKKKKKKK
ORIGINAL
>>29387273
Yeah don't you know about that rich billionaire posture OP?
Would you want to date a girl if you knew you arent her "type" and never will be an ideal she always wanted?
Why or why not?
>>29387244
For the sake of argument her "ideal"/type is completely normal and attainable: you just dont fit in it (at least physically).
>>29387244
No, I don't want to be cucked later down the line.
>>29387267
She isnt more inclined to cheat on you.
Is being a virgin for life really so bad? I'm 26 and it seems the older I get, the easier it is to cope with virginhood.
im lvl. 23 and im having a breakdown about it atm
Sex is for babies. Jo is for getting off.
Its not sex ppl want....its feeling wanted.
Actually I like my virginity. Makes me feel pure.
>trips will be with their oneitis
>Dubs will shit themselves when they are about to fuck their oneitis
>Singles will die in their sleep
rollin for german scat porn deal, makin bank
>>29387109
Yeah I will die
>>29387109
any plumbers around that know what could cause that?
>When normals use tentacle hentai as an example of a weird fetish
>When people on 4chan get triggered over other people's fetishes
>when normals use futa loli guro as an example of a weird fetish
>When /r/Imgoingtohellforthis is considered dark humor by normals
tfw your grandparents ask you if you have a girlfriend,
>every, single, time, they talk to you.
I know they're old but please give me some peace from the feels for once. It's hard being a male in 2016.
Thankfully, they gave up on me when I hit 22.
>>29387067
I'm 22 anon, I'm guessing they will give up sometime this year then? They ask me for reasons too, I'm scared they are going to ask if I'm gay next.
They never asked me because they know I have problems I need to work on besides gf
I'm 22 and noticed my hairline is starting to regress. It's not visible yet but I was measuring it because my dad is bald so i was expecting it
i went to the doctor and i'm now on propecia and rogaine. My only concern was with propecia because one possible side effect is your dick breaking, but mine hasnt (yet) so theres that
has anyone had experience with this sort of treatment? how did it go?
anyone with any stories of hair loss?
also shameless bump
>>29387195
started losing hair at 15. now 20, and half bald. i want off this ride.
>>29387455
thats tough m8
did you ever try the treatment though?
Fembots, what are your current pusspuss settings?
- shaved
- trimmed
- vintage
In addition please explain the reasons of your choice
fuck off you freaky loser.
>>29386969
>can't discuss taboo subject
shaven normie
fuck off with these fucking fembot threads no one gives two shits about some roastie whore
