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reminder that true robots are transgender
Gender dysphoria is a mental illness abd no external changes to your body are going to heal the innate problems in your brain and hormone levels.
Gender reassignment surgery is literally the same thing as cutting off your arms because you have anxiety and your hands shake when you get nervous.
/thread
Nope.
They are traitors.I hate the trans because I don't have the balls to do it myself
>>28829151
>people shouldn't have the bodies they want because I am a retard that think how I treat my body should apply to everyone
/you
>finish fapping
>the self disgust sets in
I don't know that feel. Why would you feel disgust
I've been masturbating since I was 3 years old. I don't get why people have self disgust. While you cucks feel bad about doing something completely natural, I bask in all the post-fap comfiness.
>>28829290
>chronic porn addiction
>natural
Is American Psycho any good? I might sit down to watch a real movie for once.
>>28829079
Bumping for curiosity. I want to watch it just to see dubs guy, but that seems like a shit reason to waste 2 hours of my life.
I'd say its worth it if only for all of the references its spawned. Its a pretty decent so you definitely won't be wasting your time but don't expect an enthralling movie. Not a whole lot happens but the story is pretty good. Plus if you're on /r9k/ clearly your time isn't all that valuable.
If you're an edgy 14 y.o. , then yes it's a great movie
Who else /SweetDreams/ here?
>Be me last night
>Having a dream
>At my house preparing for a wedding party
>I'm getting married to my waifu (pic very related)
>Going around my house making sure everything is perfect
>My only worry in the world is figuring out where I can get some privacy with her that night
Lucid dreaming training is worth it even if I never have a lucid dream.
I had a really long dream this morning, I was watching my favorite anime, but it was an entirely new episode that my brain thought up. Just for me!
>>28829202
Love dreams like that. Most of the time I just get dreams of playing planetside.
>>28829047
She's beautiful OP you're a lucky man
How do you say "I have seen the face of God and it was weeping" in Spanish? I need help for a Spanish project
He visto la cara de Dios y estaba llorando...
>>28829028
Is this based on experience?
>>28828982
He visto la cara de dios, y estaba loleando con los memes de pepe"
What are you drinking tonight to help dull the pain /r9k/?
Your mothers pussy juice
>>28828977
nothing gonna take some lsd with my cousin
>>28829003
FPBP XDDDDDDDDDD
What positive and constructive things can I do with my life if I'm neet?
I haven't done anything for years, I'm tired of just playing videogames and being a parasite.
nothing ur life is FUCKED
Step 1: get a job
This is the part where most of you give up
Step 2: accrue money
Step 3: leverage money for self-gain (education, develop hobbies and interests into skillsets, purchase necessities, etc)
Step 4 I don't know yet because aside from getting super lucky and being able to pay for higher education, or starting your own business or something you tend to get stuck in a loop at step 2-3
>>28829084
i dont want a job
How's the narcissist simulation project going?
>>28828853
I wouldn't know I'm not in it
The what? If you mean my game of the sims then I have to restart again because I lost my data again.
>>28828880
He was supposed to do you next.
>>28828909
That's a shame.
Anyone follow a cosplayer on social media? Do you guys read the kind of shit her other followers write to her, or comment?
I followed a relatively unknown cosplayer on instagram when she had about 50 or so followers. Now, 3 years later-- she's up to over 10,000 followers and it's ruined any kind of delusion that I had about these girls just doing this to dress up because they care about the content/character(s). She's constantly livestreaming, posting short videos where she sings badly and tries to do character voices. Queue up the replies from the thirstiest betas on the planet asking her random questions.
This all seems fine and good but she's around 27 years old now. Do these girls ever think about their lives and cringe? Is playing dress up and imitating game characters really that much fun? At least the titcows on twitch are making some money off of it but these other girls just go to conventions and pose for pictures with "fans" for free.
>>28828669
you are a retarded OP thats how women are
they are animals and mans must tame them
Protip OP from a Seagull: Cosplayer girls have Patrons, sugar daddies, cam, session, daddy's money
And the ones that don't usually do it to fuck cosplay Chad in the hotel room
utfugjgy8gjg
Autistic fits thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trmPapr7Djs
>>28828627
I remember then that got posted. I can just imagine what that kid looks like
>Oily skin
>straight emo hair over his eyes
>acne
>avenged sevenfold t-shirt.
I consider my whole life an autistic fit
must be interesting to live like an angry child for 20+ years. great britain is odd. thank god it's going to be mostly arabs and africans soon.
Who /starves/ here?
I can't do it guys
I'm trying my hardest but my mother is shitting on me for not eating at all to the point where she sits with me on the table until I'm done (usually takes like an hour because I take my time an shit)
What can I do?
I really need to lose some weight
>>28828537
Just tell her you ate something already
Yesterday I didn't eat anything but a raw onion coz masochism yo
Frequently I'll go and binge for days then not eat anything for days. Sometimes I'll binge then vomit everything up
Eat, just stop eating shit and eat healthy. You're still fucking up your body by starving yourself. Do cardio, fucking run 3-5 miles. Try a gym.
>>28828537
Exercise and eat healthily and regularly.
If you just starve yourself and sit on your ass nothing happens.
If you destroy yourself three to five times a week and eat you lose weight.
You don't need to go to a gymnasium. Just put on some shoes and run for as long as you can.
Trying to lose weight without exercise is a colossal waste of time.
>born
>look in mirror
>shitskin nigger
Why even fucking live at this point?
>>28828448
Atleast you're not a pasty, pale skinned, Neanderthal, mayo loving "white" person
>>28828511
White people rule the world dude.
Next in line would be asians and indians.
Latinos are meh but blacks are at the absolute bottom and there's no light at the end of the fucking tunnel.
There is no god. Fuck this shit
>Move to Sweden
>acquire everything
Summers almost here get ready for the influx on
OMG I LOVE SUMMER
IMGOING TO HAVE SO MUCH FUN XD
SUMMER '16
posts on facebook, fucking normies, their social lives, their parties, their fuckign great lives fuckk all of them, and fuck the summer. Remember when I was close to being a normie until people ruined my shit and now I'm a robot . I never have got to enjoy the summer and my youth is fading from me..Why couldn't I have what they had? Why can't I enjoy the summer in my youth like ever else got to?
>>28828425
you are literally r9k embodied
>>28828425
Brandon, I'm so sorry you didn't get you enjoy your youth like normal people do. There's nothing you can do to get it back man, you have to move on with your life. You have seemed to have a very hard time, but I can't help but feel that part of it is due to you and your choices.
>>28828425
Bump, I don't know I' bored.
this preschool teacher messaged me this afternoon on tinder out of nowhere. what do i do now? i bought myself some time
post entire convo.
>>28828378
looks kinda young to be a teacher but idk, maybe she's like an assistant or something and she just said she's a legit teacher
it doesn't look like you need help t b h
so post the whole convo or why you feel like you need help
>>28828378
Administer a lethal dose of morphine.
>try to research something
>literally every search result is a top-ten clickbait list
Tell me again the the internet hasn't went to shit.
>r9k exists
The Internet is definitely garbage.
>>28828360
I'll take a festering hole of misery over a hollow baiting ground for site hits any day.
>feel sad
>search up something related to my sadness
>it's all song lyrics
