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What's the most fucked up disturbing video you've seen on the Internet?
Mine is pic related, the Dnepropetrovsk maniacs hammer video. I'll post the link below but beware it will change you.
http://www.bestshockers.com/3-guys-1-hammer/
1 man 1 jar and 2 guys 1 horse gaves me the spooks when i was in elementary school
>>28822086
What's in the video? I'm at work and can't see it.
>>28822086
Fucked me up too senpai. I still haven't watched it till the end. I quit everytime they pull out the screwdriver.
How do I stop falling in love/getting obsessed with people I could never know?
pic very much related
>>28816702
Stop being an autist would be my suggestion.
>>28816741
ummm cut out the crude stuff and help me, ok?
why this tranny?
Fembots all have feet and yet none of their feet are currently being massaged or kissed.
Y-you have feet too!
>>28816304
FEMBOTS DONT EXlST
>>28816304
foot fags are the worst people alive
please choke to death on a hoof somewhere.
ITT: We confess autistic things we have done
i jacked off a dog when i was 13
my mom sent me to booattcamp but they sent me back because I poopooed all over the seargent's bed and led everyone on a 15 minute chase while slinging poo at them
Once made a fake mass murder paper that I spread over HS. Was meant as a joke, got out of hand.
Who /beenupallnight/ here?
3xpepsi max 330ml has caused this for me.
>>28835040
same
literally stayed up internetting all night
on my pc that i moved to my grandmas because we got our internet and electricity shut off and my house
im such a fucking loser ahahah omg
>>28835040
Its-a me-a! Who /fucked up biorythm/ here?
There's literally only 2 non-virgin males aged 18-30 in my family which includes siblings and all cousins.
-One of the non-virgin got his GF on WoW.
-The other got a GF the normal way.
All the females in the family (same age group) are all married or have multiple BFs and fucked lots of different guys. I don't understand this, because our females and males in the family are of equal attraction in terms of ratings. It isn't like we have super hot females and ugly as fuck males, both are average, including myself.
I feel this is one giant elephant in the room that nobody ever talks about. I am considering bringing it up at the next family gathering when all the family males 18-30 are in the same room.
Why would anyone want to have a discussion about their families sex lives with the autistic red headed step child who decided to bring it up over dinner at grandma's?
>>28834950
Sauce please mister man
>>28834950
It's because men, will, go after a women no matter the looks. It's a man's job to look for a potential mate. Those women all have one because men went after them.
Women could give two shits, those computer fucks aren't ever getting laid. Plus I'm not a gril, just stating facts.
How is it that I, a finincially successful man with a beautiful girlfriend and a bright future, feels absolutely alone and hopeless.
I waited my entire youth to finally get a "quality" gf and yet I'm still just as Lost in my own thoughts of despair as before... just fucking kill me already.
>>28834887
your gf has had 10 cocks before you
you ARE alone
>>28834887
It's almost like "being successful" sure isn't fuffilling. I convinced a CNer of 40 years to quit and work a greenhouse, fucker was a ton more broke but he was happy.
Find your joy.
>>28834887
>shitimbald
kek, thats what i needed to wake up, thanks op
So what did you guys do for the 4 hours 4Chan was down? i just watched some animu as normal desu
>>28834880
I was asleep.
I kept reloading the page waiting for new posts to come in.
>>28834880
I kept trying to post. :^)
K K K fine I'm sicker than your average nigger killer twist niggers' heads off niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers chicken wing eating players triple k hooligans like moonman
>>28834868
I don't have any problems with black people
I hate nogs more than the average normie. But fuck me if moon man isn't the most annoying shit tier 14 year old it's a meme you dip meme. Just hate niggers the way God intended. In silence or on anonymous message boards.
>>28834930
Me neither, Moonman is just funny
What if wet dreams are just people getting ghost blowjobs?
>>28834819
Are wet dreams real or just a meme? I've never had one in my entire life but maybe it's because I forget 99% of my dreams as soon as I wake up
>>28834848
they only really happen if you go too long without fapping. I've only had one in my whole life after going like a full week of nofap
>>28834819
damn that pic is accurate
>current year
>Not having a schizoid personality type
I don't get why more people aren't like me.
>>28834740
I took several personality tests and it said I was a schizoid
What even is it?
>>28834757
Pretty much a machine
you don't care or want social relationships
you feel little or no emotion
Unexpressive
Little interest in hobbies/activites
Little or no friends
Apathy
Avolition
just to sum it up, I think i'm missing a few symptoms.
I don't see it as an illness or even a disorder
>>28834786
Shit, that's pretty much me then
holy shit guys my liver hurts and i dont even do drurgs smoke or drink
i only sit at the pc all day
how?
>>28834651
A fatty liver, can fuck you up as much as drinking.
>>28834651
its probably cancer. you don't need to smoke to get it.
liver cancer is one of the worst ones to get too. sorry bro
>>28834686
my and my girlfriend will fight cancer together
Why do people whine about how much /r9k/ "hates women"? All I see here is stale memes, anime stuff, depression threads, and people insulting males and defending sluts.
I don't think any of you retards know what misogyny actually is.
I do but i really don't hate them that much I barely know any
>>28834451
r9k hates women because it puts the pussy on a pedestal
>>28834488
that's a good fucking drawing do i have to have natural talent to draw like that
>having a long dick is good
>girls won't touch your benis if it's not 6" around
this one caused me so much distress until I realized after fucking a few cunts that they literally don't give a shit as long as you get them off mentally
>people in the gym don't give a shit about you
>exercise helps depression
>manlet shit
>being NEET is enjoyable if you get NEETbux
what memes have you fell for?
>>28834448
>>people in the gym don't give a shit about you
this is true where I go
although I go late at night where the only other gym goers if there even are any, are males just like me who want to be left alone
>they literally don't give a shit as long as you get them off mentally
I'm so happy you've realized this, so many people never understand
>>28834448
>life
beep boop
reboot robot
>someone insults you publicly on an online game
>shortness of breath, heart starts beating faster
what the fuck, does anyone else get this
>>28834400
nope, i'm not an autistic raging faggot
I only play single player games
>>28834400
i get this
