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I've yet to meet anyone as interesting as the person who abused me.
i'll punch you for free
>>28837328
who was it who abused you?
i feel the same
Why is spousal abuse so arousing?
>this one perfect girl you know
yeah?
what about her?
>>28837296
She's probably a bitch
>this imperfect gril you like, which makes her more perfect
Who /mispronounces anon/ here
I've said anon as
An - such as "an apple"
In - such as "it is in"
So anon becomes a mix of those, sounding like AnIn
Kill me
Are you Dutch?
That's the wrong vowel completely
I once heard someone pronounce 'OP' as a word rather than as letters
>>28837283
In my head I say it like
An - like "an apple"
On- like "is it on?"
>>28837283
The proper pronunciation is analogous to the Ancient Greek, whence it came to English, one.
Let's discuss the liberal agenda and why it is gaining followers.
The first and most notable reason is that women (and sometimes men) with histrionic personality disorder feed off of it. A histrionic person craves attention and sympathy from others. They will often play the victim to gain that support. Liberalism is perfect for these people because they will give histrionics all the sympathy they crave and more.
How to spot a histrionic person:
>brightly dyed hair
>tattoos
>nose piercings
>very skimpy clothing
>overly dramatic
Here is a classic example of a histrionic person getting what they want: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VHvYr5_HTCk
In case you're wondering, I am a licensed psychologist. I am here to tell you that HPD is the main reason why liberalism and feminism have been so successful in the last few years. Interestingly enough, HPD is much more common in women than it is in men.
>>28837235
Shameless self bump with a picture.
It is very simple:
Jews.
>>28837235
>>28837313
>>28837415
gb2/pol/ pls no reply
So I just found out I'm schizoid. (I though I was an autist desu). Any other schizoids here? How do you cope? What do you do for fun besides shitpost on 4chan?
The worst thing for my schizophrenia was when some of my delusions were proved true.
>>28837181
mfw was diagnosed schizoid because of le ebins conspiracy that are actually true
>mfw I've been to different psychiatrists and they can't seem to decide whether I'm autistic or schizoid.
I'm personally leaning more to schizoid.
Drugs (dissociatives/hallucinogens,weed for fun and benzos when I go to any social event), movies, reading fiction, video games, taking care of my dog. I also sleep a lot.
Alright so I have an english class later today and I am the only guy there and I don't want to go....it feels awkward when we do speaking and that I can't speak because it feels awkward with the girls...should I go or not?
don't go and start taking hormones
Well yeah, how else do you get better.
I'd suggest throwing yourself to the wolves on purpose. Fake some anxiety, stay silent and have trouble getting over a part, and make them do a little cheer for you from the audience to encourage you. You know they will, that's how they are.
You gotta remember how shitty speaking is for people who don't like it. Most of those girls are probably terrified too for just normal reasons, not gender-based shit. Make them laugh or something, help remove them from the situation where they think they're the worst of the worst.
Then ascend and become Hitler OP do it
>>28837174
Can you skip it? If you're anxious dude, go to the store and get a bottle of 200 loperamide for a bout 25 bucks, take them all with a bottle of coke. you'll be high as fuck for like two days. It's literally a life hack to become chad for when you really need it. I know it sounds crazy, but if you look into it, you'll see im right.
ITT Post a picture of your mom.
Pic related is my sexy mommy
Would spend GBP/10
>>28837130
Your mommy is perfect, anon
Can you ask her to be my mommy gf?
>>28837130
pic related; my mom
true fact desu
>that guy that ask where the bitches at n when the bitches come thru he dead quiet
Fuck off, black twitter.
>Black Twitter will never be your wingman
>Black Twitter will never be your friend
>>28837101
Ay cu, is day my nigga Kori?
>Its another "Anon has a dream he has friends and a gf and wakes up ready to pull the trigger" episode
Friends and a gf are overrated. Robots might not know this but they usually turn out to be terrible, manipulative people. You might be better off alone.
Good to know I'm not the only one who experiences this. I believe it's real every single time too.
I had a dream just the other night that I was walking through the halls of my highschool, passing by all my old classmates completely unnoticed.
I couldn't tell if I was dreaming or if I was just reliving a memory.
What did you do today?
I called in sick, bought new shoes, played some CSGO and now i'm smoking a spliff and watching peep show
pic unrelated
Sounds like we would be bros OP. Rank? I haven't been playing in a while. Playing more dirty bomb/waifuwatch. But as for today I just been working my normie job. Right now I'm smoking a bowl in my car on lunch break. dq is taking forever for one burger. What the fuck right?
>>28837072
I keep going over to my bed and laying down, getting up and coming back to the computer because I have literally nothing to do
>>28837072
I just posted this on normiebook and got immediately postblocked for 72 hours.
ayy lmao edition
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So, how does the definition of a normie look like now?
>>28837050
forgot le trip
>be retard
>help a crippled kid
>hold a door
>everyone loves you
why not go full retard? it seems like a better life
The fuck, OP? Do you know nothing?
Never go full retard. Have you learned nothing from the internet?
>>28837145
but everyone loves hodor? i want to be loved like hodor
>Fap to nothing but traps getting fucked for the past two months
>Self-insert as the trap
>Start playing with my bum
>Progressed from sharpies to dildos
>I start craving the real thing but am too beta too go out and find someone
>Decide to go all out and get fucked by the neighbors horse
>Sneak into the barn to find the horse still up
>Massive donger. Huge erection
>Start sucking it off
>Salty but still delicious
>Gag on it
>it cums
>I swallow it all
>Can't wait anymore. The temptation is killing me
>Lie the horse on its back
>Squat on its massive cock
>Ride for a good three minutes before legs completely stop working
>Cums inside
>Drink the leftover cum and go home
I'm doing it again tonight desu. Your robots should try it too, you won't regret it.
>Things that didn't happen
No way you would be able to take the horse that easily, it's too convenient that there's a farm nearby, I doubt you'd be able to swallow all of that without puking or take the cock without lube, which you didn't mention.
>>28837005
This anon talks by experience.
>>28837058
I'm no't, I'm just using common sense.
>hey anon, what do you think about my new outfit ? also, stop staring at my tits you creep.
I hate this board.
a
>>28836861
no, you just hate yourself. because you're a fag.
>>28836848
You got any more scans of that Lui set ?
it's Audrey Fleurot if anyone wants sauce
>tfw mom walks in on you playing jack off music on the cum piano
you's a liiiaaar amiiigooo
>tfw Imam finds your cum rack.
>>28836835
>tfw bandmate finds the cum flute
