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>Know a polfag
>occasionally splurged about Arian race
>also talks about white race
>remind him that many Jews are white
>dives into typical pol shit
>already has a daughter named Rebecca
>wife's name is Sarah
>thisisgonnabegood.jpeg
>remind him that both Sarah and Rebecca are Hebrew Jewish names
>deep denial
>looks it up on the Internet
>it's true
He hasn't spoken to his family for about 2 weeks.
Lol
Classic shenanigans right there
>>28840139
I really hate niggers
originalio commentio
that's fucking hilarious
messing around with /pol/tards is so fun. the most fun I've ever had with it was when my /pol/tard friend found out his girlfriend that he was absolutely crazy about fucked a half-black guy once.
he stopped talking for me for like a month because I kept calling him a cuck and wound up breaking up with her over it.
I got raped by two niggers and kicked their asses right afterwards
Ask me anything
>>28840047
What does it feel like to get a prolapse?
What did they smell like? Please?
if you were capable of kicking their asses, why did you wait until after?
Who /walk/ here
>>28840021
Me
Original walks over originalia
>>28840021
me senpai, I live in a very remote wooded area and I love walking around the mountains and forests bear my home
Me. I live in a solitude sort of place. So no plp here which is good thing.
>"It makes me feel alone."
Has there ever been an art piece you could relate to, /r9k/?
>>28840020
Not really art but this particular pic conveys how i feel everyday perfectly
do robots dream of qt girls? by anon
>>28840020
yes art is nice
Maybe I've been living like this for so long I don't actually WANT to fix my life? Maybe I don't want to become social, become a part of normie activities... Or do something good for myself. I know I'm not comfortable like this, I'm depressed, feel bad about myself. When I walked inside today my parents were really mad at me... "Where do you draw the line anon? Where do you stop and tell yourself you've been going like this for too long?"
I would kill myself but I don't want to hurt my family, I've been too much of a pussy to do it but now I've got new reasons. How do I keep going? I'm too tired, I just want to get off this ride. It's a nightmare
>>28840008
Nice revelation loser.
I don't really care about your problems but that's a pretty dank meme you got there.
>have a job
>still post on 4chan, jerk-off, and have an easy time
>go to college
>still post on 4chan, jerk-off, and have an easy time
>have friends and drink a lot
>talk about posting on 4chan and jerking off
>still have an easy time
Best of both worlds desu.
>Tell councillor that I have crippling anxiety and depressed about talking to girls
>"Anon, you should just be yourself "
>>28839950
bit shit at her job then?
>>28839996
It's a guy. He tells me "well everyone gets nervous " but I literally feel like going into fetal position every time a girl wants to talk to me.
>>28840101
And did you tell him that?
Did anyone used to go on /b/ back in the day?
>These days all it is is:
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK
>>28839919
Nah, all it is now is porn and posting pics of girls you know.
Did anyone used to go on /r9k/ back in the day?
>These days all it is is:
NORMIENORMIENORMIENORMIENORMIE
>>28840004
>this
Back in the day wasn't it like...a place for relationship help or something like that? I came on here once in 2008 and it was a bunch of BAWWWW threads basically with anons being supportive
Oh sorry, BAWWWWW means "feels" for you newfags
Anybody else just walk from town to town doing odd jobs?
Im in my 7th year of wandering,i plan 3 more years worth of it. Just stay in a town for about 3 moths each and move on to the next.
Just odd jobs and sometimes kinda shady things, nothing else really
>>28839862
You're living my long lost dream and I envy you
>>28839862
If you're being serious what country are you from?
I would think its hard to do that in the US
Do you ever get lonely?
>>28840019
He's not living shit. I doubt he's really doing any of that, but newfags like you believe this shit anyway.
I like long walks on the beach with my grilfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realise I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot.
>>28839723
>tfw you wake up hungover next to an empty bottle, syringes and a bent spoon with the realization the child you once were never could have imagined the shoes of the despicable cretin he would someday fill
>tfw he never could have known how desolate and empty the world can be
>tfw you can never retrace the step back from the your chosen path and change fate
>>28839723
>>28840091
>Enjoy companionship of loving wife
>Wake up and realize my subconscious has been trying to ease the pain of my waking life
>Remember boundless energy and confidence of college self
>10 years later can retrace exactly where it all went so wrong
>21 year old me would be absolutely disgusted by what 31 year old me is
>tfw you wake up after dreaming about myself and gf playing Ocarina of Time like we always used to.
>tfw reach over to stroke her hair, only for reality to come crashing in.
>tfw she is probably dead and i've been single for almost 3 years
Sorry for that thing on the Twin Towers
>>28839702
it's okay man, just stop being so pretentious about it.
>>28839702
I refuse to believe the US govt was behind 9/11 but I do believe they exploited it to the fullest to start all their bullshit oil wars in the Middle East
>>28841242
Remember guys, this is what we have to work with. You can only affect change inside the Overton Window.
The rules are different for the Illuminati: they can get people to believe or disbelieve anything they want. We have to fight uphill, though.
What's your shower routine?
What soaps and shampoos do you use?
>wash hair with fructis&garnier
>wash body with axe
>fap
How do you use conditioner? Like does it need to sit in my hair for awhile in the shower before I wash it all out
>>28839684
>assume full squat position
>take a shit into a styrofoam bowl
>dump shit in toilet, throw away bowl
>wash anus with fair trade organic tea tree seabuckthorn sandalwood infused soap
>wash feet in case I stepped on any shit
I only take a full head to toe shower once every 2 weeks, otherwise I just was my ass after every shit and I clean my face with those wipes women use to remove makeup- otherwise my entire face, neck arms and chest get super dry and itchy
TFW no handicapped gf
>>28839653
>cleaning your gf's poo daily
no thks
>>28839720
>not cleaning the love of your life's ass with your tongue
>>28839653
I bet she has radical arms.
Imagine thecuddles.
I want to be like Patrick Bateman
How do I become like Patrick Bateman?
>work out Hard every day
>lots of grooming
>go back in time to where you can get a business or law degree
>get reservations for dinner
>>28839525
How about you start by checking these dubs
>>28839525
Have rich parents
Evil, sadistic looking women turn me on.
>>28839514
i fail to see the evil in this
its just a qt with her mom
Eeevill
Women are the gatekeepers of sex.
Men are the gatekeepers of commitment.
Women of low value get fucked and dumped.
Men of low value get swindled and cucked.
So a guy who actually cares about the other person in a relationship is a cuck?
>>28839590
seems like it's an evolutionary disadvantage
it makes me upset but i get why
>>28839590
No
High value guys go for sex (with high value women), and get it easy
High value women go for commitment (with high value guys), and get it easy
So each party wants something from the other. Think of it this way:
Some random vendor you walk by is selling oranges. They are screaming; "I'LL PAY YOU TO TAKE THESE ORANGES!!! LET ME GIVE YOU THESE ORANGES!!!"
You assume that maybe something is wrong with their oranges, because what the vendor is doing is in their own best interest. They are making it an easier sell.
In this scenario you might take the money but dump the oranges back on the vendor. The same as a high value guy doing a pump and dump, and a high value woman settling for a guy but then trading up the moment Chad comes by.
