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Is it possible to be friendzoned by 2d?
I want a waifu but I'm afraid of rejection.
Get the FUCK OUT of my board
nah you're good
>>28839458
>my board
You're the one who has to leave
If you haven't watched welcome to the NHK you aren't welcome here.
Tfw read it
>>28839381
dub or sub fampai?
>>28839518
dub
>inb4 NO SUB IS BETTER, KILL YOURSELF FILTHY GAIJAN
This is a MILF. She's currently getting fucked in the ass by Danny D. Danny D's dick is as big as your arm. She has an innie.
>>28839375
thank you based anon for explaining this picture for me.
I can now resume my normal activities.
Because he uses the butt? lmao
Danny D is a cool dude and I'd love to have a beer with him. Unlike those whores he had to work his way all the way up from fucking gay porn
>Get ugly gf
>Didn't feel attracted to her at all at first but date her to see where it goes
>After getting to know she becomes 8/10 Qt
Idk what happened anyone else with ugly gf know this feel?
>>28839369
You're blessed. Do you realise being with someone ugly, but not finding them ugly is the best of all possible scenarios? She won't fuck around AND you get to have her. Fuck I wish I could do that to my brain
You lucked out BIIIIIIIG time. (Not a fat pun)
>>28839884
it just clicked after dating her for 2 months and getting to know her idk what happened I use to think she was ugly til I got close to her
Is 4chan basically filled with white trash/lower middle class plebs?
What's your socioeconomic class robots?
Pic completely unrelated.
Poor anon here.
The worst feeling is growing up thinking you're not poor, and then seeing how other families are when you're older. There's that moment where it finally clicks that your family is poor as shit and you feel like trash.
The synagogue drops food off every week to my house.
I'm a middle class fag, the thing is that I go to a college for rich people because of a scholarship I got, I see people everyday that don't even care about school and fuck whoever they want and practically have all of their lives solved just because they were born rich
I have to struggle through college and projects and exams to have a decent job while they just need to end the university to go to their father's company
>he believes in the free will meme
>he thinks people's behavior, personality, and ultimately their success in life aren't largely a result of their upbringing and genetics
>he thinks becoming an adult magically wipes your mental slate clean and lets you start life from scratch with no memory of childhood abuse, negligence, or alienation, thus absolving your parents of all blame
>he believes in the Just-World fallacy to avoid having to empathize with good people who've simply been dealt a shitty hand in life, and to feel proud of things in his own life that he didn't really do much to achieve
>he brings up the fallacy of relative privation as though African kids don't have far healthier mental states and social lives than robots do, despite lacking in basic needs
>he thinks the formative years is just a rock band
>he comes to /r9k/ to bully genetically-fucked, mentally-ill losers who have no friends and hate themselves just to make himself feel superior
i agree with all of that but still "welp no free will cant do anything about my situation" isnt a good attitude
ultimately only you can pull yourself out of your misery
>>28839267
Bumping an important message
Also bumping for OP
Why don't I fit in anywhere
How old are you? Why do you need to fit in? Why not just work somewhere and go home to improve yourself and do things you like?
Go do some hiking with audiobooks or podcasts. I recommend Dan Carlin's Hardcore History
Your autism level is too high.
>>28839240
>audiobooks
Spotted the normie
>Ayano-chan found the Toshinou Kyouko folder
End my suffering
>girl in my project group saw my Shinka folder when she saved a file on my computer
>she finds the Kyouko x Ayano folder
>chitose found the chitose folder
Can we have a thread where we just cheer each other up?
I see so much depressing stuff and it just hurts. I want people to be happy.
Poor dog. What losers have to do to make themselves feel good.
What a nice heartwarming image you posted anon. That really cheered me up
>>28839106
>I want people to be happy.
Tfw weeb in disguise
>Royal Marine Officer
>Jacked as fuck
>5'11 turbo manlet
>mfw people ask to see my place
>20 Jojo Figures
>All the Snakes from MGS
>5 Amiibos
>display case with all my stuff in
>shelves of vidya
>cummy socks all over the floor from wanking to hentai
I can't bring my Navy buddies back here.
Do you make the poses too?
:)
>>28838980
Just clean up the socks and you'll be fine
>>28838980
>tfw the military complex has trained you to think you're a tough, hard man but you're really just a faggot with an animu fixation
ftfy. enjoy your life choices, OP!
Jews from H3H3 just got sued
How does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEGVOysbC8w
>>28838957
Good. Hes a complete faggot.
>>28839007
What did he do to you
Ality
I'm rather happy I have no idea who any of these people are.
I need to buy some groceries. Once my laundry is finished I will go do that, but I don't really want to buy the usual things I buy. So instead I will have you guys decide for me.
Stores around me:
No Frills
Walmart
Metro
Sobeys
Bulk Barn
Giant Tiger
I'm not made of money so nothing too ridiculous.
buy a pair of green socks. surely thats not too wild for you
>>28838927
Oreos and milk and then eat them like cereal.
Oranges
Grapes
Grasshoppers (Thin Mint brand)
Worcestershire sauce
Mushrooms
Gnocchi
Laughing Cow swiss cheese
Porkchops
Bread crumbs
Red kidney beans
Those are some things I get depending on what i'm cooking.
For those who lifted themselves up out of Robothood (or want to know how), got a GF, happy end etc. otherwise Q & A.
>>28838791
For starters:
>socially retarded for most of uni
>see the light before graduation
>get the friends, the women, the power (inb4 Tony Montana)
>head out to grad school a normal, functioning member of society
It gets better... if you're willing to put yourself out there and mess things up A LOT and for years at a time.
>tfw life is over
>Self-Improvement AMA thread
do you even know where you are
Will any American anon get a copy of Elliot's death certificate?
It costs $21, and only requires filling in a simple form
>>28838764
bump for please responds
>>28838913
get it yourself you faggot
Disgusting hapa males should be killed at birth.
I have great advice for ALL of you so pay attention.
Don't lie, simple. Don't ever lie, no matter how pathetic you are, how fucked up you are, don't lie about it, just admit it (unless you've killed someone). Just don't lie, try this for 2 days, your life will change instantly.
Or stay depressed.
is it bad that i want a warhol jackie chan on my wall?
>so how have you been anon?
>I really want to kill myself and I've been emotionally numb since highschool.
>...
>ok bye anon.
>*proceeds to tell everyone on campus how much of a fucked up creep I am*
I'd literally become a walking meme in less than 24 hours.
I tried doing this once and became a running joke among my coworkers.
"Anon has no friends" literally became a meme for the entire time until I quit.
