>mom hid the playstation cables
>mom stomped the shit out of the internet router
>>28834376
>dad throws the pc out the window
>go outside, make some friends and stop playing those damn computer games all summer
>literally assaulted my mom when she tried to take my video games
You have to keep her in line.
>It's another "have to pretend I'm mentally stable in public again" episode
tomorrow for me :D
end my life please...
>It's another im so edgy im going to pretend to be mentally ill episode
>>28834299
i feel ya dude :(
my "brain problems" are caused by drug use.
specically my addiction to amphetamines and heroin
who the fuck is trap nation and why are their remixes so fucking good?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0t2tjNqGyJI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUesDQxGLXA
what the fuck?
WHAT
THE
FUCK?
>>28834221
>Beat dropped harder than the Jewish population in 1942
me and because ghosts whisper rhythms to me in my dreams
but every time I listen they steal some of my soul
Fuck off normie
Ggjoo
Why do i cum after jerking off for 10 secs?
How do guys last so long jacking off?
>>28834201
bump
originalls
>>28834201
As if you didn't have enough problems, you have what's called premature ejaculation.
>>28834201
He well for the porn jew.
You need to use your imagination to jack off or else your going to get the premature ejewculation.
I will die if this goes on.
All my life I have tried to follow my ethical framework as closely as possible. This framework has changed through time and it has turned increasingly amoral but "fair" so to speak. Basically I try so everyone (including me), at least but not only the ones involved with me one way or another, have the greatest control over their life as possible.
The problem is my desires and inner world are a complete mess and sometimes I feel like I have to ignore my ethical framework. This is literally the only thing keeping me from cheating...
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>>28834010
>human experiments
You are not some king with great power...you are most likely a deluded NEET lord. Even if you tried to be unethical ...you couldn't do much. The popo will get you if you tried something big..
>>28834164
Lol I do not care about it being big. It is mostly for my amusement.
Doubt the popo would care if nobody dies or is seriously harmed. Also I could slowly gather data and then play around with it.
You have ignored the central point of this.
why can't average/slightly below average girls just lower there fucking standards
Why cant you just lower your standards?
>>28833880
i fucking have! i'm 18, wealthy, fit, getting STEM degree and i'm willing to settle for a FUCKING 3/10.
>>28833949
Its probably just your personality. If you have to make a post on r9k about how youre mad at average women, then you probably weird them out irl. Have you tried tinder?
>just turned 21
i got me some booze and honestly, I remember all that fun i had when I was 10. fuck being an adult
>>28833856
>21
>thinking about being 10 again
Wut 27 here wishing i was 21
I know that feeling. I'm 21 and I still feel like I'm 16. I am graduating with my bachelor's after winter and I'm supposed to have an internship before that, what the fuck? I feel like it's all moving so fast. I still feel like a child all the time. I want off this ride
>you will never go back from school to play Zelda Ocarina of Time, Paper Mario, and Smash Bros
Fuck this earth
Any robots want to play runescape?
f2p r9k guild would be comfy desu,
lets build a comfy af community
we should start off at lvl one so that were relatively on the same level. that would be best for the community i think.
btw oldschool rs has my vote.
>>28833826
I actually recently booted up an old account, so I'll keep an eye out on this board for developements
>>28834080
regular rs or oldschool?
also, i wanted to start fresh with everyone, you know? to be able to do stuff together in the community. maybe thats a bad idea?
Who are you voting for and why? I'm currently leaning toward Clinton because of Trump's anti-free-trade policy.
I don't feel strongly about social stuff--i mostly vote on economics and foreign policy.
I am open to being convinced to vote Trump or third parties.
What do you think?
>>28833785
I'm voting for trump because itll be hilarious.
>>28833806
Don't you think it's a little irresponsible to vote based on that?
>>28833820
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FLYING FUCK? I could give two shits if the entire fucking world blew up right now, in fact I hope it does. Did you get cucked by that girl or something m8?
>be in gifted program in elementary school and qualify as being profoundly gifted
>constantly get told that I can do anything I want because I am so smart
>get to uni and I'm fucking dumb
Well played god
It took you the time to get into a uni to realize that? Holy shit I thought I had it bad
>>28833699
>believing in the self-esteem meme
Yeah, it's a pretty brutal crash, fampai.
>get told in primary school that i'm gifted
>constantly told i'm smart and that i'll be "fine" with exams
>bomb every exam in uni through lack of study
>graduate with gash grade
>get shit together and get a good job
all about the effort m8
Im bored and feel like shit
What now?
Drink yourself to death
0pen your heart
>>28833396
I dont get this """joke"""
Is it trying to be funny or insulting someone?
#FirstWorldProblems edition
I have pulled pork soup, but no bread.
>>28833265
>pulled pork
Yes
>soup
What the fuck
nearly time to cross May off that calender
>>28833919
>blurry_sad_toad_holding_hands_to_the_sky_in_front_of_clock.wav
Who /upallnight/ here? Lets do something faggots.
JUST BIRD MY SHIT UP
I took like 150 mg of Benadryl, trying to knock myself out a few hours ago, but it didn't work and now I feel really high in a kind of weird way. It's not horrible, but it doesn't really feel "good" either.
When I close my eyes, I see all kinds of words and sentences popping up, made up of strings of complete nonsense.
Ask me something and I will think about it a bit and share what my unconscious has to say.
My head hurts and I'm just tired.
Does anyone else find emotional relief in punching walls? I like to punch brick walls because the bricks will make my knuckles bleed
Have you broken your hand yet?
>>28832889
No just bruised and bleeding. I have the strength to break bones in my hand but I don't punch that hard unless it's during a fight
punch things that are meant to be punched. Like punching bags and what not. You must be young, this only hurts you in the long run.
DO NICE GUYS GET LAID? i see alot of girls going for assholes not the nice guys i am wondering if i have to change into a asshole
>>28832530
It depends, you are throwing around a bunch of qualitative statments.
You have to quantify them before any sort of real discussion can occur
>>28832530
Most humans are incredibly stupid and rely on their instincts. Also although SJW fuck ups will try to scream otherwise women and men are naturally different and women want to go for a guy that they perceive can protect them. Being an asshole tricks their idiot minds into thinking they are powerful.
TL;DR being an asshole would help in the short run but being an asshole is not needed.
>>28832590
but this one girl in my class doesnt even noticed me and i am a gentleman to her but my best friend is a total dick to her and he fucked her...