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Who here does drugs? Im itching for a line of meth bad
>>28832428
I'm hankering for a shot of morph.
>>28832428
Who the fuck regularly snorts meth though? That shit kills man, even when I cut it up with a razorblade.
>>28832428
Im dieing for a fat sack o' dank
Why are you obsessed with 2D girls?
>>28831914
because they're perfection.
Just look at that picture you posted, that's a 10/10. Also, because they are genuinely nice people, unlike real life.
because 2D is superior to 3D in every single way you can imagine (looks, personality, etc..)
They don't make fun of me for being a loser
"Are you okay?" asks a familiar voice. "Anon, wake up!"
You can still feel your head hurting from that fall. But you quickly assure her you are alright, and do your best to get up. Your companion is looking at you with a worried expression.
"Do you feel okay? The next village isnt that far. Can you stand?"
A: Yes
B: No
C: Who the fuck are you?
B, naturally - my feels weigh me down.
"Sorry!" she says "I should have known. Its a wonder you even survived that!"
She forces an uncomfortable laugh, and you just stay there, on the ground, looking at her. All things considered, she is pretty cute: through the armor does well in hiding her femenine forms, her face is clear and smooth, delicate even. You do your best to remember her name, but its useless. Memory loss, perhaps?
"Anyways" says the girl "Im heading for help to the village. You promise me not to leave, right? Not that you could."
A: I promise.
B: Bitch you dont give me orders.
C: You are cute. Whats your name?
A - assume she's a succubus and run for it when she leaves.
Post your favorite sad songs. Judging will most likely ensue. I'll start.
Red House Painters-
Medicine Bottle
"Jesus Christ OP what are you, gay AND emo?"
https://youtu.be/4BMZ7wfLyno
>>28830750
Was literally about to post medicene bottle. Uhhh Lord kill the pain by red house painters, all of rhp is very relatable for neets. Uhhh giles corey - no one is ever going to want me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYX-fSRa2P4
This song is my life.
>tfw you're the problem
>>28830453
Women ruined western civilization. They should all be put in chains
>it's rape to be attracted to women
>implying they don't crave attention
>implying they don't use sexualization to get it
Do you ever get over childhood abuse?
>>28830310
Meh. I've stayed jumpy, can't let people touch me on the back, shoulder, or neck, but other than that it's alright.
I have mild agression issues, but nothing debilitating.
That was 15 years ago mind you.
>>28830346
For me I avoid people, even my family.
Also things like yelling in the house really get me extremely anxious and sad. I can't stand it.
>>28830433
me too senpai. Same thing. Stuff especially like slamming doors or loud footsteps get me goin real bad.
>Anon, that waitress thinks you're cute! XD
>you two would make a cute couple xd
>>28831237
>Why didn't you ask for her number? XXXDDDD
>>28829916
>She's definitely into you, see how she looked at you?
Would you abort your not yet born child if it had down syndrome?
>No
Every child is a gift, imo.
>Yes
They will suffer humiliation from others, people can be cruel.
It's a really hard choice.
>>28829742
ISHIGGIDDITYDIGGITYDOO
Yes.
I'd have kids to perpetuate people like me and commit roughly twenty years (10 intensive) to making a really well developed person I'd be proud to have as family and as a friend.
With a down's child I'd make someone unlike me who could never really live up to anything, and spend the rest of my life intensively dedicated to cleaning, feeding, and keeping them safe, then they'd die in their middle ages in an institution.
My conversation with my dad minutes ago
>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try out living. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
Looks like my family can't take it anymore
>>28828999
Your grandparents are probably going to be worse. Chinese and all.
>>28828999
you can start over dude, that's awesome.
No one will know you over there. I recommend you pick up a super aggressive 0 to 100 attitude, and be the cool edgemaster you always hoped to be.
>>28828999
>tfw no blurry asian bf
>tfw I don't live in NYC
>tfw I don't party with and fuck big booty qt Puerto Rican and Dominican girls
>tfw no thick PR/DR booty to smell whenever I want
What does Latina booty smell like?
>>28828964
I live in 2.
PR and Dominicans are getting rarer by the day.
I thought all men were horny, what the fuck?
So, I went to omegle today. Since I'm not a fucking whore, I just went to talk to some guys. Took a while before I found a decent enough guy, since most were just flashing their dicks or sooner or later wanted to get me to flash my tits, but I found someone who was happy enough just to talk. So we talked for lik 2 hours, then I added him on Skype out of fear that omegle could disconnect us and we talked for another 2 hours there. At which point, I started getting a little bit flirty with him because I really liked him.He was always super shy and wouldn't flirt back. At a certain point, I told him he could see my breasts if he wanted and he just hung up. He hasn't replied to me ever since I said sorry through text.
What gives? I thought men only think about sex and wanted sex at all times. Then I basically throw myself to him and he pussies out?
>>28828439
Maybe he doesn't like whores?
You're a fucking whore.
He's actually a decent guy, much better than you deserve
Maybe he doesn't like shitty attention-whoring cunts?
Alright ladies and germs, time for another rousing round of Wednesday night Omegle! bob here as your loving host~
>>28828250
bumping your thread with a few photos
>>28828250
how do i join the autist alliance
>>28828250
>can i be your ugly bitch
There is a mental health crisis in this country and a lot of it has to do with our institutions and the very fabric of how or society is structured. Something is very, very wrong. We are completely decoupled from our evolutionary biology in so many ways; we do not live in a world that even remotely resembles that which the anatomically modern human (AMH) evolved to reside in. Think for a second how us AMH's lived for (literally) 90% of our existence:
did you just read ISAIF?
I wrote the rest out before hand and it's not letting me paste it in
>>28827456
I feel crushed
>he doesn't have an imaginary waifu he has spoken to so long she talks back and is autonomous
>he hasn't given himself multiple personality disorder in order to cuddle the other personality
Are you some sort of normie or something?
>>28826551
Why would I want a cute anime girl to have to spend every second with me when I can't even stand to be around myself?
>>28826593
She'll help you learn to love yourself
>>28826749
Feels like if I actually tried this shit and dedicated my time to creating a anime girl in my head I wouldn't be able to create her right any way. Wouldn't it be more likely she comes out broken and crazy? Not that I don't like yandere but honestly it must be hard to create something happy when I'm so sad.
Non-Americans, how is your country? Do you think it's better than the US? Do you like living there?
I've asked before on /int/ or reddit but it's impossible to get any good answers in those places.
every mcdonalds or other fast food place I've been too outside the US has been better than the ones inside the US
that includes canada which is a damn shame
burgerfag btw
>>28825924
In Brazil and a few countries I think it's considered a luxury, and a lot better than the ones here.
They already have the stigma that McDonalds is cheap shit here so I don't think they need to extend much now, though their product is on decline if I remember correctly.
Also Portugal looks nice.
>>28825904
Poland here
Its bigoted, nationalist in most cringy way (think t-shirts with wolves, blood and some shitty quote about hanging traitors). Plus men are absolute wimps, able to get away superiority-macho attitude while doing next to nothing and looking worst of all european nations (safe for eastern slaves maybe).
I would honestly prefer usa, at least there is (somehow) better economy and chance to raise.
