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Specifically, what went wrong?
>>28831502
That honestly just looks boring, no wonder no one is creative anymore, they just want to color in the lines and not make anything new
I could've been nicer to people
>>28831523
It's for old people who weren't originally going to sit down and just draw something anyways. And for those old people that do draw it's not like they're going to buy this.
What's the issue here? It's just a time killer like any crossword puzzle
>stop fapping a week before a date in anticipation of the probability of getting laid
>don't actually get laid
Is there a torture greater than this?
>>28831476
Please respond originally.
>>28831476
Why would you go a week without fapping just in case you might have sex? If you did have sex you'd probably finish way too fast.
>>28831767
Last time I had the chance I couldn't get hard from too much fapping, I wanted to prevent that.
What is the weirdest thing you've ever fapped to?
I ironically fapped to flower pollination after some anon posted one of those kink icebergs a few hours ago
some guy sharing about how he encouraged his wife to sleep with his stepdad then his wife ended up losing respect for him and leaving him for his step dad.
I used to masturbate to my older cousin sunbathing at my house.
>be me, 18
>parents get fed up with my mentally ill ass, tell me to gtfo
>"fine fuk u"
So how do I do it, robots?
Every time somebody posts this, r9k gets mad af. I wonder if it will be different this time.
>>28831419
>get a job
>24/7 gym sub
>shower at gym
>save money for apartment
>free wifi in mcds
>park in forested abandoned areas or church parking lots
good luck
get a job and a cooler you can fill with ice to replace the fridge. learn to wash clothes in a sink. find a comfortable way to sleep and try to ignore the windows.
dump my load in her pussy. $170
worth it?
Looks like a man senpai.
In fact it probably is. So if you like dicks sure why not.
>>28831411
>no african american men
She sounds like a racist. I'd be careful.
>no african american men
whites literally cannot be robots
How old are you, and what was the happiest moment of your life that you can recall?
>26
>The first time I played Zelda OOT on Christmas day in 1998
I'll never get back that amazing sense of joy and pure, unadulterated pleasure.
>22
>when an internet friend told me they loved me (not gay)
They've since abandoned me, though.
>>28831430
That's sad as fuck senpai. That's THE happiest you've ever been? My sincere condolences.
>>28831503
That I can recall anyway, who knows. Maybe I found a couple hundred bucks as a kid and I just forgot about it.
There's a cute, 18 year old asian girl at my work that wants my dick. I'm 25. If i fuck her everyone I work with will know.
Who cares? I'm 26 and fucked this 18 Dominican girl. Most people were mad because they wanted to fuck her.
Do you my man
Fuck what the haters think
"Oh noes, guy fucked girl like it always goes down!"
What sort of judgement do you fear will be brought on by this? Kind of a weird fear.
>>28831175
JUST FUCK THE QT ANON.
If this fruit fly can get laid, why can't you?
Because I am repulsive.
/thread
>>28831203
so is the fruit fly
>>28831203
>/threading your on post
You are repulsive
>tfw no hisoka bf
>tfw no Austrian Nazi bf
>>28831137
We've gone full circle.
>tfw no moshi moshi kawaii ne bf
How do you specifically deal with Borderline Personality Disorder?
I'm out of control and have hit rock bottom by how I've completely severed all my ties with everyone I know and now I'm completely alone
No social contacts means no one to fuck over
Learn to love the hermit life
Also taking out my aggression on the internet
You could just stop being an asshole.
Is this Sarah? Please come back, Sarah. I miss you.
>go out on a date
>she starts talking about her tinder dates
>brings up her ex casually
Are these those shit-tests I keep hearing about?
>>28831020
why don't you ask HER why she thought those were appropriate conversations for a first date?
Yup. You're supposed to call her out on being a whore then she'll fuck you. Women are weird
>>28831020
like you can do better lucky faggot
>tfw you will never be this happy
kill me
Why the fuck do people think that video is so funny?
It was all over the reddits and the Mundane Matts, but I never got a single chuckle out of it.
>>28830990
I wish I got as excited about anything in my life like she did with a chewbacca mask.
Happy aint what its cracked up to be
How do I mess with normie chads who try to infiltrate anime conventions to get laid?
>chads
>anime convention
What conventions have you been going to?
>>28830986
Same one as everyone else
Photo's too large
http://orig10.deviantart.net/7504/f/2012/214/e/f/anime_north_2012___gurren_lagann_cosplay_by_jmcclare-d54v2zl.png
Stab them in the spine when they least expect it
Who /progressively getting worse/ here?
>have schizoaffective disorder
>things have been great for 4 days with no incident
>mom is driving me home from my psychologist visit
>decide to recline in the passenger seat and close my eyes for a few seconds
>open my eyes
>see two postcards and two old photographs of people I have never met pinned to the roof of the car
>after about 3 seconds, they fade away one by one like a movie transition
I've never seen a perfectly real object before like this. I've only ever seen flashes of white light and tracers until today. It was completely impossible to tell it wasn't real at the time. Does this mean I'm getting worse? My auditory Hallucinations are at bay though.
BPDfag here.
recently went off the deep end when it comes to depression. don't really give a fuck either. i don't actively want to die but i don't give a fuck about living.
what's the point? we're all just flailing around here for a while then we die.
>>28830929
Sometimes I hear sirens for hours on end and I see faces popping out of th he environment but they disappear, waiting for the day when I completely break from reality
schizoaffective fag here
i've definitely had true hallucinations before, scares the shit out of me every time it happens, but being on antipsychotics should keep that at bay
i wanna go off my antipsychotics but i tried that and had a breakdown cause i thought my soulmate was speaking to me psychicly
being a neet sux, mom always bugging me about getting a job, i wouldn't mind being a hobo desu
I'm so sad friends. Life is hard and I'm self-destructive and men only like me until they cum.
Help.
i'll be your bf. what's ur skype?
>>28830951
literally the first post in the thread and you ignore the guy asking to be your bf
THAT is why you have no bf
>>28830951
You're not a real person. You exist only on the Internet and can't love me for real. I'm talking about real, physical men only.
>>28831012
I'm not ignoring anyone.
