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OK
I go on here a lot so I feel less bad about myself but now I feel like I need to post!!!
(I'm aware I sound like I don't know what I'm do in and that's BC its true)
Actual fem here and my bf is always acting real agro. This morning he told me he doesn't wanna talk to me today. Any who I just need some advice from ya cos I'm the worst at reading people
not gr8 b8, i h8 to say it m8, i r8 0/8
Never talk like a myspace-era teenage girl when you're trying to pretend to be one online.
>>28825365
>Maruo
leave him and be my gf
Try shutting the fuck up. In RL, and everywhere else.
If you have a similar story post it
>be me
>horny young 15 year old at the time
>family is having family thanksgiving reunion
>going to cousins house 4 hour drive
>going there for 3 days with alot of family
>know my awkward antisocial ass will hate it
>Oh well
>do typical family stuff
>fast forward 24 hours
>hanging out with cousins
>There's 4 of us
>Little kid, like 7 years old
>his particularly ugly sister who is my age
>me
>other cousin who is kinda cute
>she is 18 years old (reminder I was 15)
>We're playing connect 4, boring as fuck
>dad walks into room
>he and the adults are walking to the park
>little kid and his ugly sister decide to go
>me and qt cousin are alone as everyone leaves
>start talking about random shit
>gossip
>eventually the conversation turns horny
>I slowly make my way into my cousins arms
>she's into it
>we start cuddling
>at this point its been 10 mins since adults left
>I reach over and grab her boob
>we start making out, she's rubbing my boner
>this continues for about 5 minutes
>eventually we stop and she lays down
>I remove her pants
>take off mine
>shes so hot, I'm so horny
>I'm stroking her pussy
>suddenly hear sorry creak open
>oh shit
>we both scramble to put clothes back on
>we hear younger cousins running up stairs
>they open the door
>god this is akward
>for some reason think they no what happend
>they resume to playing connect four
It's been 3 years since this happend, and neither of us have mentioned it yet
I have an imouto (16), and I have trained her to call me nii-san. She thinks it's cute. I'm 20.
ama
>>28825403
Have you fucked her?
Good story 10/10
Just got this in the mail
A-are they gonna come and get me?
>>28825309
No. It's been closed because you have no money. Read the fucking letter.
It does sound like your overdrawn account gets sent to collections agencies though. They will send letters and call you. They might even send someone, but probably not since it is only $200.
Just ignore it, it's what I did when the bank fucked me on overdraft fees and closed my account when I refused to put any more money in.
I just use a reloadable prepaid debit card now
>>28825460
>They might even send someone
they're gonna fucking get me!
I don't have any weeb weapons, what do I do?!
Can some robots recommend me some good punk music?
I might get better results at /mu/ but I don't care for the board.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UC7dWBDvg
Adolescents
Uk subs
Exploited
Rudimentary peni
Crass
No fixed address
English rose
Chaotic alliance
Read into rudimentary peni. The guy is a nut job. Its awesome.
Listen to the Clash
musically they were the punk band for me, even now I matured into an old fart
I want to hug Ayano-chan. She is very huggable.
Bump for Ayano
>>28825280
Bamp for most huggable girl
>>28825280
BUMP
AYANO-CHAN NEEDS HUGS
>get a reply telling me I'm wrong and why I'm wrong
>reply with "not the person you were replying to, but you sound fucking retarded"
>am the person he was replying to
>>28825265
bumporegano fampaitchi
>>28825265
>make Ayano thread
>make like 7 posts bumping it on my own
>actually didn't care about replies
>reply to myself saying "this"
I just showed my sister and mom this picture and when I said that I would not take care of someone else's child because it's not my responsibility and I'm not going to cluck myself they got angry and Furious calling me a monster and what not.
>SO IF SOMEONE WANTED TO DATE MOM THEY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO CUS SHE HAS KIDS?!?!
>me- well mom doesn't have BABIES anymore!
She litteretly called me a monster for not clucking myself.
They just want to do everything that will benefit themselves and if you disagree and help yourself you are a monster.
>BTW Pol fuck off this is about not taking care of a random babie, not about color of skin.
>>28825222
Why is this woman holding a huge turd?
I'm not even /pol/, but just had to.
>>28825222
>btw guys I'm totally not racist le pol boogeyman
Not quite there yet OP
>>28825222
>disapproving dog
>"you know if you didn't feed me I would gtfo from your dumb ass""I only have to tolerate 7 more years"
>be 21
>go to doctor
>symptoms are dull rectal pain and satiety
>doctor fingers my asshole for exam
>tells me cancer isnt even on his list of prognosis
>im a hypochondriac and have bad anxiety problems so just because he said the word cancer im freaking out
>as he tells me goodbye he says good luck
What did he mean by this?
>>28825187
you just wanted your ass fingered faggot
>>28825214
desu everyone says it hurts but it only hurt because he was trying to figure out what was causing the pain
definitely not worried about prostate exam if I make it to that checkpoint in life
Are you a mentally handicapped? Serious question.
This thread is for the discussion of how to get a gf, what can be done to not be scared of talking to girls, etc
MGTOW and other defeatist cunts not allowed
Ok lads let's get this going!
I think a good first step is to get a haircut and shave
Fall asleep and dream about one
The girl in that pic is agod tiergainer
we will never get gf's shaving and haircutting and cologne will never be good enough.
wanna talk about cute latina girls with thick butts?
>>28825110
No because PAWGS are superior
>love Latina woman
>dick to small for there big booties
>>28825130
This. I have dick on bigger side of average and I was barely able to lay pipe in this Dominican. Felt nice and cushy though.
Singaporean social media has been captivated by an unusual story concerning a family living in Woodlands New Town. A photo was posted by a member of the family earlier this week, and it has since gone viral, receiving thousands of comments from members of the public. The image depicts a unexpected scene: a male and a female lie in bed, in the middle of intercourse, while members of their family watch on.
The intimate moment was captured by the man's uncle, who revealed it was a family tradition that has been passed down through generations.
"While most people may consider it odd, for our family there is nothing more proud than celebrating a son, brother or nephew having sex for the first time," wrote the uncle, in a post accompanying the explicit photo. "We see it as the last step on the long journey to adulthood, and it's also a special chance to witness the moment that a new life is formed." The uncle explained that he'd also had his family present to witness his first intercourse. "I felt less nervous having my family there to accompany me, and also give me guidance on how to proceed. At first I had trouble entering my girlfriend, but my mother suggested I take things more slowly and relax, and I was able to eventually slip it in." The photograph also captures the man's mother and sister, who were sitting on the edge of the bed to provide tips and encouragement. "I snapped the photo right at the moment before he came, and it was truly a beautiful scene."
http://www.eastasiatribune.com/south-asia/singapore-family-insist-on-observing-son-make-love-for-the-first-time/
>>28825065
wow, i wish my family was so supportive
>>28825065
Honestly that's a great way to build strong familial ties between the inlaws and their new daughter/sister in-law. Seeing someone in an extremely vulnerable state really does help tto break down social barriers.
Do you think he thought of his mom and his sister as he was pumping that tight pussy full of cum
tfw I do the virgin walk
How do I correct this? Women have been laughing at me left and right in public, and it doesn't help that they also think I'm ugly. Normally they would leave me alone for simply being ugly, but by doing the virgin walk in conjuction with the act of being visually unappealing, I've sealed my fate.
jdimsa
>>28825013
You look like a shit skin drake
>>28825041
that's not even a bad thing
women cream themselves over drake
but basically just change your posture. straighten your back and you'll start to walk normal. i used to do that too then i started lifting and working on my legs/back muscles and correcting my posture.
The fuck is a virgin walk?
Really makes you think huh? hm...
>>28824885
>Really makes you think huh? hm...
I thought I was safe from this meme away from /pol/.
It's following me...
>>28824995
This.
Keep /pol/ memes on /pol/
>>28824995
>>28825083
I didn't know i was on tumblr
>tfw you lost your last and only friend
How do you make friends when you're 25?
>>28824843
If we knew we wouldn't be here
Origginallio
What qualities do you have to offer?
25 is literally the age where you start losing more friends than you make. Hold onto them like Lenny with a bunny anon
come in here lonely robots! come have a nice time!
https://discord.gg/0mq1PnFKQN1YF8kY
>>28824840
rip pop ;_; i miss you buddy
friendly bump, friendo :^)
big bumps desu~
