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>spending nearly your entire income on rent
>shitty flat with damp and broken appliances
>shitty landlord that takes ages to sort anything
>letting agent that charges fees for everything
>downstairs neighbours who never shut up
>never going to earn enough to get a mortgage
Anyone else a downtrodden tenant here?
Real estate market gonna crash so hard. That's the real beta uprising lmao
>>28824065
Everytime this is predicted it bounces back, though.
The normies ride the property boom escalator and jump off at exactly the right time, guaranteed.
>>28824086
It depends on the area and plenty of people are still buying houses. The problem is that the people buying houses are not our generation.
When that catches up with the real estate market, shit will crash hard in many areas.
Im too "depressed" / sad to sleep.
What now?
do as many push ups, jumping jacks,situps and squats as possible and lay down. you wont have the energy to want to stay up.
Just fall asleep
>>28824122
I rather do nothing
>he has the virgin voice
>he walks like a virgin
>his haircut is a virgin haircut
>he smells like a virgin
>he wears his shirt like a virgin
>>28823944
What's a virgin haircut?
>she walks like a slut
>she smells like a slut
>she has a slut voice
>she has a thousand cock stare
>>28823971
>>he walks like a virgin
every haircut, if ur face is ugly
What respectable hobbies do robot's have?
>I have none
>>28823943
Reading if that counts.
Drinking.
>>28823974
>Reading if that counts.
it doesnt
>>28823943
I play vidya and watch youtube videos
I'm Louie the guy who has a recording of my mum's boyfriend shouting at me.
ama I suppose
Any proof? Post a voocaroo of your voice or your dad
>>28823921
i was enthralled. how old are you?
>>28823985
This. We need the proof Louie
Is it really better? Is it too good to be true?
Gays/traps are worse than girls, believe me
>>28823875
This board got gay as fuck over the past month.
>>28823875
Why not both, at the same time?
>Anon, we need to talk about your 4chan addiction.
What do you do, robots?
Why are my parents white?
fuck off dad you asked he how to open an email the other day you dont know shit
They don't care, they are Baby-Boomers and don't know shit about the Internet.
Any other robots enjoy putting things in their ass but aren't really attracted to men?
I feel like my life would be easier if I was gay and while I find penises aesthetically pleasing I just cant find myself wanting to be with another guy.
Anyone else feel the same? Do gay men like effeminate guys?
No. Gays are just as picky as chicks. And I bet you're not "effeminate" enough for trap lovers, and any actual proper gay guy is gonna want a MAN, not an anime-riddled apocalypse of /d/ memes.
>>28823992
So if a gay guy likes me then I'm manly?
It's almost impossible to change your sexuality.
It's also almost impossible to beat Chad.
Just find a nice single mom to date.
>over 6 foot tall
>over 6 inch cock
>be cursed with scrawny 6 and a half inch wrists
Fuck, I was so close.
>6'4"
>9" penis
>Widow's peak
I don't know how I will go on.
>6'8
>8 inch dong
>140 pounds
Why even live?
>6'3"
>7.5 inch cock
>bags under eyes
kill me
What i ate today.
- whole medium pizza
- 1 bcn mcdouble
- 1 medium fry
- 1 medium frappe
- 2 bowls of popcorn
- 1 subway footlong sub
- 1 sweet tea
- 3 diet green tea`s
>>28823773
>whole salami sausge
>whole chocale bar
>at least 2l of milk
>suprisingly healthy breakfast of oats and nuts mixed with some honey.
Cant think of any more desu. Gonna fry some chips in a moment though I think.
>antidepressants
>Rockstar energy
>lil bar
>fruit roll up
I am perfection
-Ham and cheese omelet
-Macaroni and cheese with chicken and bacon
-Bowl of ice cream
-2 Mountain Dews
-And about 1L of water
Won't have dinner for a couple hours, we'll see what I have to finish the day.
It will probably be bleach.
It looks like one of these threads is overdue, so I'm making another one.
I am a guy who just really likes Silent Hill, especially 2 and 3. I study them, research them, and have a local archive of documents, images, everything I can find about the development, lore, symbolism, trivia, and so on about 2 (which is nearing completion in my eyes).
I make these threads on /r9k/ because it moves slower, and it's my home board. /v/ is fine but the threads get full of shitposting pretty quick, so I like to make the threads here.
If you want to learn anything about the lore, symbolism, trivia, development, whatever of the Silent Hill series, ask me! I'll do my best to answer. The first four games are incredibly deep and dense with symbolism and references, and I personally find them fascinating.
It was requested that I also make a let's play explaining everything as I go in SH2 because some anons found the information I was sharing interesting. I have done so, and you can find it here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYb7qOgBVwY
IMPORTANT NOTE: I make nothing off of these videos, they are not monetized. A couple have ads because Konami detected their cutscenes and placed them on the videos for themselves, I can't do anything about this. However, I encourage you to use adblock on all of my videos to ensure Konami earns no money, as they do not deserve it anymore.
In my next post, I will post download links to all of the first 4 games, the first one for PS1 emulation, and the next three for PC. This includes all the widescreen/no cd/patches and fixes you will need. I will attach an image with the recommended emulator settings for SH1.
Anyways, come in, chat, relax, and have a good time, whether you're new to the series or a long time fan, let's get comfy and have a nice night together friends!
SH1 NTSC DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!bVUCTJzD!PmnPw4S7fWGyvTjw9S0-RQdk7rRp2BQNuXJqRkZCZvk
SH2 DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!rFcj1SIJ!47JH9M4OrzmQKuaiJ6IqUgmgz_SVNtk4LIYNSa-D-_8
SH3 DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!2JNkgJ7b!nfPf5cIs6I5K-sdAs7RcnHvGA2hAvIGdpQuIoBhF3iE
SH4 DDL:
https://mega.nz/#!Us1XTaII!cglH0dZOaH5yQEm4cnEh3eyUz4bIf6rACQqcVzkb4Hc
And in case someone's once again new to this PC gaming stuff: Use a program like PowerIso to mount the ISOs of 2 & 3, and then run their installers like always.
The SH1 is a PS1 rip that you gotta emulate.
The "sh2proxy" fix works as a no-cd crack as well, and is included in the pack.
In case you experience issues saving the game / not being able to edit the disp.ini, make sure the files aren't set to "Read Only", and run the game as Administrator.
If SH2 gets stuck in a black screen upon launch, close it and re-start it again.
here's the recommended emulator settings for SH1. Works great on all other games too.
The plugins used are:
-Pete's OpenGL 1.78; (more options & better performance than 2.x version)
Feel free to email me at[email protected]if you have any technical questions about the installs/games that you need sorted out, or even if you just need some direction as to where to go in the games.
What is your favorite Silent Hill game and why?
Cool, love the series and am really into survival horror. RE1/2 and SH2 were some of the first games I played in the 90's.
>>28823775
I love RE, too, but SH will always be my favorite. I have an extra soft spot for REmake and, although it's not really survival horror, RE4. SH2 will always be my favorite.
How many of you left your house today? What happened
>mummy makes me go to store to buy alcohol for family get together tomorrow
>go in store, feel like both employees are staring at me
>get to counter, feel really nervous i'm being judged even though i'm 26 years old
>oddly throw money on counter and ID while looking straight ahead and turning red
>lady asks me how old i am
>stutter age
>she seems really rude and unfriendly
>i leave
>Had to get new headlight for moped
>Had to go all over town to find lightbulb
>Finally found one
>It is 25 watt and it is supposed to be 35 watt
I hope this is good enough.
I went out to buy new clothes then headed to the gym
feelsgoodmayne
>>28823682
Got fast food at a drive through. Thank God I wasn't asked about any special deals cause I always stutter and shit when I have to say more than I have to.
Anyone else pretend to be a veteran to get free shit/sympathy/money? It feels good.
I hope you get gifted a fatal heart attack
>>28823674
I'm pretty sure that's not possible.
>>28823674
Fuck off you stolen valor piece of shit
start brushing up on your chinese, /r9k/!
http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/features/2016/05/time-fake-boyfriend-china-leftover-women-160519121232031.html
>>28823664
>boyfriends for rent
why not just buy a husband if being unmarried is the stigma?
>tfw not enough ching chong women for the ching chong men
>asian girls still want the white cock
L O L
>>28823664
Yeah, you forgot the problem: even though the gender ratio is incredibly skewed against men (there's a LOT more men than women), the Chinese whores still want Chang Ryudong and ignore the droves of orbiters that exist for every single one of them.
So yeah, fuck that shit.
>been wanting to play d&d since i was in high school
>had no friends so i couldnt
>finally make a friend that wants to play
>still need three more
i guess in 15 years time ill finally be able to play
i too have longed for the excitement of dungeons and dragons in my solitude
invite me to the party friend
I've wanted to do the same thing, man. Some proper tabletop pnp.
It'll never happen.
>>28823734
do you live in florida famo
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