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Today was the last day of school in my town.
>driving to burger king
>schools getting out
>all excited and screaming
>running around with friends
>making plans
>tfw I'm 24 and never had any friends
>tfw I'll never know what it's like to be that happy and carefree with everything to look forward to
Loser. Hahahahaha
Ergenil kimmint
>had a shitty highschool experience
>spent early adulthood alone, barely getting by with shitty jobs
>realize sooner or later I'm going to die homeless
>all I wanted was friends that I could spend my youth with
>a few nights ago I dreamed about my highschool graduation
>it was perfect, I had friends who were excited and happy
>we got in a car at the end and planned a road trip
>mfw I wake up
>>28822931
This why are dreams so much better
Every time I think of her I feel like I am on the promontory of vomiting, but can not, & I think of her often. How can this possibly continue? I have never come across such a difficult person. Fuck absolutely everything; I will reduce everything but the flowers and trees and maintain its reduced state for milennia, by the volition of my own bleeding fingers. Fuck these disgusting stalactites of piss that drip from the ceiling of these concrete caves. Fuck absolutely everything. But most importantly, fuck you. I will reduce any thing that I do not understand with the blood of Zarathustra in my veins, stomping across these blades of grass that lie like colonnades upon the soil. Fuck absolutely everything. But most importantly, fuck you. Fuck. Everything. Fuck. Everything. Fuck. Everything. Fuck. Everything. I refuse to be raped any longer. And I can not wait for any one else; I am the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler and I must remove this world of the forces of evil.
Even if it takes me milennia, I will remove this world of the forces of evil, at which point she will have come to her senses.
Is this a creative writing exercise or legit schizophrenia? I can't tell.
>>28822758
I have MS. I don't want die. I die every day. Help me. I don't want to die
She wants to snap out of it just as badly as you want her to
But, sadly, right now the world operates in her (and therefore, in actuality, contrary to both your and her) favor.
She is buried beneath a mountain of Pepes who smile for her. When they pass, so too will she.
Anyone else here like to follow girls around outside and take pictures/videos of them?
Sounds like a fun hobby, but I'd do it with a highpower zoom lens, from a distance. And what would you do when you see a hotter one coming from the other direction, do you simply switch your target?
Or when there's a cluster of beautiful women, but the cluster is dispersing, what do you do then?
Actually, just yesterday I was researching about hidden wearable cameras, the conclusion I reached was that it was easiest with a visible smartphone in a shirt pocket, the top of the phone protruding from the pocket. Nobody would suspect that the camera is actually turned on.
>>28822682
No. I do not have the energy or interest to do those things.
Porn is always available, but it's boring to me now. Even my imagination is completely dull. I would like the real thing, but I haven't gotten it in almost a year now, and I doubt I'll ever get it again.
What really, honestly keeps you from killing yourselves, robots? For me, it's pretty much just the hedonistic loop of gorging on food and then fapping myself raw. Keeps me distracted enough to keep going.
i put myself in a place where it feels like reality doesnt exist
My great grandparents raised me, and they're like pretty old, on the verge of death. I love them more than anything. We're like dominoes- once one falls, we all will fall and i don't want to be the one to end their lives, I'll wait until they're gone, it's the least that I can do.
I worry about how my friends would feel. We're still young, so even with our bullshit adult responsibilities we can find time to enjoy together.
Of course, they're all much more talented and have more potential than I ever will. Even though we have fun together ever since highschool graduation I've felt them slowly distancing themselves, making new friends, focusing more on careers and their loved ones.
I'll never experience that. One day they'll completely move on, and when I'm sure my death won't be a burden to them, I'll do it. For now though, I want to make the most of that time together.
I never was able to grow up. I don't intend to.
>tfw Captain America is feeling the Bern
I'm pretty sure Captain America, a character who is supposed to represent the spirit, history, and philosophy of the nation, would not endorse a candidate whose open goal is to reject the ideological foundation of the country in favor of installing european-style socialism.
The Comedian was right
>>28822577
>Implying Punisher isn't the hero we need
Time for some British Nostalgia! Post shit from your childhood.
What makes those a brit only nostalgia thing? Had those fuckers throughout my entire early school years
So fuck off fag
So many memories lad
>>28822419
zzzap
not original, I'm surprised
Why is this place still a board?
>>28822363
containment you stupid nigger. now get out.
Why does anything exist at all?
>>28822387
Except it doesn't contain anything. I see you fucks posting on other boards and shitting them up.
Why don't you trapfags just accept that you are gay?
>>28822348
*bi
you fugen norime:DDD
>>28822348
shut the fuck up and post moar traps
>>28822348
>caring about sexuality labels instead of focusing on what you like
Traps are better than roasties by far and it doesn't matter if people try to call it gay. They're just butthurt that they'll get cucked by roasties.
My girlfriend just announced last night that she's going vegan
is this the end of the world?
This is going to force me to learn how to cook, bros. So I can cook meat and shit.
I fucking relied on her to do the cooking for me, fuck
Sounds like positive developments tbqh
(also, wrong board. might be bait, but still)
>>28822381
I guess it's positive in that it'll force me to learn how to cook
But, I'm sure that vegans are less healthy than us meat eating bros
>>28822347
>>>/ck/
But tbhfam I don't see why you're complaining if she is going to be cooking anyway.
Enjoying an afternoon snack, can I get an honest rate?
what am i looking at? black olives and cream cheese on salami?
>>28822225
What is that, olives on cream cheese and salami?
>>28822264
venison sausage actually, although I ate the same thing with salami yesterday
>check customer's bill to see if it's counterfeit
>"IT SHOULD BE GOOD I JUST PRINTED IT XDDDD"
>>28822185
>item doesn't scan
THAT MUST MEAN IT'S FREE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>28822185
cool picture bro don't mind if i just look at what u been posting lol
>>28822300
>check this guy's dubs to see if they're genuine
>"desu baka senpai cuck reee pepe im a girl btw"
They're genuine alright
Why do Chinese women have such low standards, r9k?
>am pretty ugly and really skinny
>fob chinese girls are the only girls who've ever called me handsome
>women from literally everywhere else call me ugly and creepy
>>28822158
Are you complaining? Just fuck a Chinese girl already.
>>28822158
they are used to chinese """men"""?
>>28822183
No, I want to understand why they would want anything to do with me. I'm short and a shitskin as well
I am reviled by local women so why would Chinese women like me?
Blac Chyna is lauded for being a sociopathic gold digger. I thought of you guys.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/sylviaobell/karma-kardashian
>And so the Kardashians, a family often accused of stealing black men, black features, and black culture, got beat at their own game by a black woman.
These people are insufferable, black men and black women are not attached at the hip. A Kardashian can't steal what doesn't belong to black women. The Jenner child didn't have surgery to get "black" features, she got surgery to look more attractive, more like her eldest sister.
And no braids and booty aren't black culture, if you believe that then you have very poor self esteem as a black person.
I can't believe in a world where some black people praise a woman for being a gold digger solely because she is also black.
>>28822123
>Buzzfeed
>Kardashians
>"Blac Chyna"
Do yourself a favour and stop paying attention to this stuff. It's lowest common denominator normie bullshit. If you're going to be a socially isolated robot at least take advantage of the fact there's no reason for you to keep up with this crap.
>>28822376
The kardashians are like a family by proxy a few times removed. Its better than nothing
>tfw you would make the perfect feminine white sissy but you're too scared of AIDS to let black guys gangbang your tight pink butthole
>>28822095
>normies
>faggots
pick one
Also:
both gays and blacks have much more AIDS by percentage. You gonna die.
>>28822095
How about you give a source?
>>28822095
Less than 10,000 people in the US have AIDS and HIV is sexually transmittable but AIDs isn't.
If AIDS is all that you're scared of, have no fear queer.
Sup, wagecuck? Had a hard day at work. Don't worry, you get another chance tomorrow to slave some more.
Oh, and stop yelling. You're embarrassing yourself and the neighbors can hear. They might send someone over to commit you for your lunacy. Don't mind me though, as I'm barracated in, listening to your screaming, wagie tears.
Those who dont work and leech just to live another day withni goal are degenerate and dont deserve to live. Parasites should be terminated.
>>28822534
parasite here.
wanna ask me stuff?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96SrWO5Na54
You stop yelling OP, mummy might stop buying tendies
