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dubs names this piece
Dubs right here. Let's name it La Tavola.
>>28823669
Would have been trips. Sucks for me huh?
>>28823635
Clean your filthy fingernails you degenerate beaner
>tfw 4chan is synonymous worldwide with shit quality
fbm
>>28823623
Of course it is. It's ALWAYS been like that.
>>28823623
>tfw all my jokes about this being a Nigerian mudpainting website are coming true
i-i-it's the others who are wrong!! Y-yeah haha normies don't understand high-quality content. They're just c-c-cucks
Why don't fembots and robots just hook up if they're so lonely and miserable? Seems like a win-win.
because the "fembots" aren't actually lonely, they just want attention
>>28823675
How so? If a 2/10 hooks up with a 2/10, they would be be happy probably.
>>28823617
Fembots are only here because Chad Thundercock won't love them. They are all sluts.
My girlfriend just dumped me because all I ever say is in some way related to memes.
>>28823537
Funny shit anon. Protip, don't act like yourself with normal people
>Using memes IRL
Fucking Christ OP hide your powerlevel for godssakes.
wow op that's sad :( Np, there's plenty of fish in the sea :) mayb try not to use so many meems? i think it would improve your relationship and mental health.
i have been here since i was 16 and i am now 26
i am so tired of you cunts
i'm sick of predictable snappy responses to every statement i make
i am sick of memes
i fucking hate memes
i hate sharing my time with you people
how do i leave?
>>28823530
You start with going to slower chans.
>>28823530
Post more frogs.
>>28823530
>how do i leave
1. Go outside, become a normie and live a regular life.
2. Show some self control and stop using /r9k/.
3. An hero.
hmmmm... really makes u think huh.
>doesn't value as a worthy sexual partner
>"values you as a whole person"
women logic
I just wanted to someone cuddle and share incredibly personal things with. Why do women think a relationship just = sex?
>>28823493
> thinks her friendship is a gift
> because she thinks she's better than you in every way
woman JUST want 2 b our froinds guis
I really really hate nu-males. Those sissified, long-haired, metal music listening, leftist, beta douchebags make me rage. I want to beat them up so badly.
Anyone here know that feel?
>>28823474
Nu-males think they are entitled to everything. That's my biggest dislike about them
>Caring about other people that have nothing to do with your life
Why?
>>28823539
>nothing to do with your life
Those people have cultural and political influence. They negatively affect my life pretty much.
Why do normals have kids without having a damn clue how to parent them?
My girlfriend wanted to have a child. I orgasmed inside her.
She went on to get blackout drunk a week later.
I apologise to any potential children that could've been conceived (she did not fall pregnant).
normals don't think, when they do it is entirely in self-interest
Like my parents for instance
Embarrasing shit you did?
I used to eat ants and other bugs in elementary school during recess. I was a lonely kid and I thought doing it every day and making a show of it made me popular.
It took me until seventh grade to realize that they weren't cheering me on because they liked me, but because they saw me as a freak who would do anything for their attention.
Since we lived in a small town almosteverybody from elementary went to the same highschool. That shit haunted me until grad.
>>28823424
Were they tasty?
>>28823500
you don't get the reference do you?
Just got my first match on Tinder, what do I say?
call her a really stupid nigger
"On a scale of 1 to 10, hour bad do you want your pick up line to be?"
>she'll say 10
"DAMN, BITCH, YOU IS FINE"
50%of the time, it works every time. Also post results.
Ask for her preferred method of suicide
ITT: we write a rap to diss other boards
first board
/b/
i'll start
you're the random board,
leaving all your fans super bored
>>28823079
Yo, yo, the /b/'s for bitch Imma throw all you 12 year olds in a ditch, my flow is super rich you can't keep up with me when I throw this pitch and I'm gonna make your crush give me a kisspls no bully I tried my best
> stat thinking of diss rhymes
> first 3 lines are too cringe
> give up entirely
Does money = happiness?
>>28823069
For many people yes even if it's just a means to an end.
Yes unless you fuck it up.
Notch is a good example
>He sold Minecraft&Mojang for 2billion
>He sold the game and company that he loved to make
>He is sad thanks everyone from Mojang hating him now for selling the company to Microsoft
>He is sad since his wife left him since she was scared of someone who has that much money
>He is sad since he has no friends in LA where he bought a house for 70million
Now he just shitposts on twitter while being a lot richer than everyone who he triggers
>>28823315
You just have an axe to grind with Notch. The man is based.
Elliot Oliver Robertson Rodger is the single holiest man to ever walk the Earth
>>28823035
All praise St Elliot, his holy scripture and video testament
He's looking down upon us from heaven at this very moment.
>>28823320
He should have done more before leaving us.
How does this chink eat so much and not get fat? She uploads videos like these every fucking day.
If I could eat as much as her and not face health problems and weight gain, I would be so fucking happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dxqlXPyDl4
Bulimia
Next question.
bulimic
>>28822969
its called high metabolism and exercise
I was reading through my old school stuff and when I was in 8th grade.
I found this assignment "why do we dress our daughters like skanks?" I was redpilled even then.
Who here /always been a robot/?
>>28822868
This is the second page.
This was a class assignment almost 10 years ago. What would have happened to me if I had submitted this now?
>>28822868
>>28822895
>8th grade
>writing skills of a 20-year old twelfth grader
>>28822895
>What would have happened to me if I had submitted this now?
Probably castrated amigo
