Embarrasing shit you did?

I used to eat ants and other bugs in elementary school during recess. I was a lonely kid and I thought doing it every day and making a show of it made me popular.

It took me until seventh grade to realize that they weren't cheering me on because they liked me, but because they saw me as a freak who would do anything for their attention.

Since we lived in a small town almosteverybody from elementary went to the same highschool. That shit haunted me until grad.

>>28823424

Were they tasty?

>>28823500
you don't get the reference do you?

>grade 13 (Ontario)
>nobody
>unnoticed until this incident
>for that final year I was stared at and talked about for what I did
>It was both hell and sort of cool that people finally noticed me
>at grad I got so many people to write on my yearbook that the whole inside cover was filled with the names of many chads and stacies.
>I still think about it to this day
>I wish i could go back in time to relive those days
>I got a qt strawberry blond with a pink streak for a grad prom date.
>she would always wear leather pants
>my dick became diamonds whenever she walked and heard the sound of her pants.
continue?

>>28823643
No, fuck you. You didn't even post anything embarrassing. Just stop now, leave yor computer, and go fuck yourself you fucking teasing cunt.

>>28823643
please continue
>yes this comment is original

I got caught taking pictures up a roasties shortskirt on the train by a white knight...

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>in class
>freinds with this girl with a nice ass
>she is bent over the desk talking to one of my other friends
>walk past her and look at her ass
>friend looks at me and giggles
>decide it would be fun to go behind her and make thrusting motions
>do it but she saw
>the teacher saw
>the class saw
>she did not think it was funny
>neither did the teacher
>or the class
except for my freind who was laughing his ass off. at least the teacher let me off free.