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>accidentally chased the green dragon
Oh shit what the fuck do I do now
>>28822010
Catch it
>>28822010
Get ready for the sweet release of death, you fought the good fight man
>>28822010
whip out your Anti-Dragonfire shield
Just drank 2 sips of coffee. Ask me anything. I'm a girl btw
Hey do you want to be my gf?
I can rub your back and tell you everything is going to be okay while you ramble incoherently in a tweaked out panic
>>28821887
How bigs ur dick
>>28821960
Sorry but I'm afraid only a 6'6 chad with atleast a 7 incher will do for me.
Nonetheless your comment is appreciated as it fuels my online ego.
Any other robots going to beg me and my pale cottage cheese ass to be their gf?I'm a girl btwalso fembot feels general
Where do robots live?
https://www.strawpoll.me/10310831
Weird choices, anon
>>28821917
Anon lives in Scandinavia. Tbh
any swefags?
Normie here
How do you all get past this?
>>28821842
Legacy captcha, friendo. Only newfags aren't using it. It's symbolic that newfags and normies have to verify they aren't robots
>>28821842
ahaha, well memed my friend
You see that "I'm not a robot"?
Lie.
Just post it. I'm feeling really sad and depressed and want to get angry instead, It's easier to handle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLxFJab1_eQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4HcetSjXSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yyIjSVBRJo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fak3nlms0NA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rntRDqpaY2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y29utWrjO2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QENIqrsVt_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05UrHhlwu5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zu2-8m9k51E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6exw6xT0oo
https://youtu.be/FwevOG49h-s
good thread OP
this one's a classic
How many of you were destroyed mentally due to realizing fit and normal looking girls saw you as unattractive worthless dogs**t during this period of life (I'm talking 18-22 ish), not even deserving to be spoken to, let alone a pity f**k. How did it feel seeing all the Chads, Jocks and tall normal 6+ guys monopolize on all sexual intercourse, dating and socializing rights to 80% of the females? How did it feel hearing Chad f**k Cindy in the student dorms whilst you remained a 19yo Virgin having to listen to her moans? How did it feel seeing your 7/10 slim blonde oneitis with a taller, more robust better looking guy on campus than you? How did you feel on student healthcare day when they were handing out free condoms but you had no use for them?
Did you quit? Did you stick out the 2, 4 years of hell? Were you boiling with rage? Did you seek help for depression when you were finally flung into the working adult world after graduation?
I want to hear from you.
>>28821700
I was destroyed as a child. By the time the college years came around I already knew my place as a robot.
High school.
College was surprisingly okay actually because it was mostly guys.
Chad's seem to act pretty normal if there's no girls for them to impress.
I didn't quite realize the situation and finished with my degree.
Good the /redpill/ internet outlets weren't around back then and good being older helps getting sum'
>just act confident bro
>just be yourself bro
>tell her how you feel bro
>lift weights bro
>wash your face more bro
>speak up bro
>>28821685
and then there's real advice that actually helps
>>28821712
Like what? All normie advice is fucking terrible.
>>28821729
that's why you need advice from someone with similar background who made it
Do you ever dream? All my dreams involve akward sitations or spiders crawling over me, why can't I dream something nice
Either I dream some random shit or I'm having some kind of nightmare. Shit is ridiculous and I can't take anymore. I wake up at least 3 time in a 6 hour span during the night now.
>>28821615
>tfw I didn't have a dream I could remember since I was like 12
Yeah, i do dream just weird ones
For example last night i had a dream about being driven to the country side at a very weird night/dusk like setting and i just sat ontop of a edge with the raging sea blowing, i literally mean i heard the sea crashing against the walls of the land, oh i also remember slipping on the ground and whacking my head...actually felt that too, though i never felt any pain after i woke up...
What clothes do I wear to date a girl like this?
>>28821650
Cutoff jean shorts and a Mac Demarco shirt
Fuck you OP. I want my waifu because I know my waifu is literally unattainable by even the Chaddest of Chads. Attractive women in real life depress me because they're attainable, just not by me.
>>28821610
Chad has slayed that pussy at least 100 times.
woah, it really makes you think, doesn't it?
Women are the gatekeepers of sex, Men are the gatekeepers of commitment.
>>28821550
>>28821612
Absolutely true. Most sluts are basically the female equivalent to white knights, but I bet the pre-wizards in here will call me cuck and whatnot for spelling that out.
>>28821673
>Most sluts are basically the female equivalent to white knights
that makes no sense fampai, please explain.
I am a skeleton robots
BMI is lower than the "low rating"
18, 6'2, only weigh 120
pic related it's my arm at its thick point
get me off this ride
>>28821533
>6'2
cry me a fucking river
originalafamaladingdong
>>28821533
>6'2, only weigh 120
I don't believe this unless you are bulimic or starving yourself
this arm looks normal also desu
also post a non-shit pic so we can see your body, don't be paranoid
>>28821588
believe it
i'm 6ft and 116
>she doesn't consider oral sex as sex
>she needs me to validate her/can't be her own source of validation
>she can't take care of herself
She asks you to buy her shit.
>>28821539
>>she needs me to validate her/can't be her own source of validation
This is pretty much every girl I've ever gotten to know well.
Please tell me women exist who don't need constant outside validation?
who /brazilian/ here?
i don't think there's a worse feel than being a BRobot
>>28821484
What part of brazil you're from?
Are you studying anything? Going to college / tech school?
Are you a NEET?
What's your monthly income brazil bro?
>>28821542
>What part of brazil you're from?
the south
>Are you studying anything? Going to college / tech school?
no i droped out uni last december, currently i'm waiting for this year's exams so maybe i can go back
>Are you a NEET?
yes
>What's your monthly income brazil bro?
0
>>28821576
Tell me about the brazilian girls now.
Is it really easy to get a gf there?
Do you have or had a gf?
If you had the opportunity would you move to another country? And which one.
Also which degree you were pursuing in college before you dropped?
Any r9k every survive a suicide attempt? What was it like?
i took a load of paracetamol when i was 14. tried to go to sleep but my stomach hurt so fucking badly.
i was on a mental ward at the time and when morning came around i'd only had a couple of hours of sleep. got woken up for breakfast with the other inmates, vomited on the floor then again a couple of mins later on the way back to my room. stomach hurt so much and the nausea was insane.
had to own up seeing as i wasn't dead yet. got taken to hospital in an ambulance working blue lights and had to spend a couple of nights with a drip and a load of anti sickness meds.
the best part was my family visiting me and my mum crying. felt bad man.
>>28821453
Took half a bottle of my mom's tylenol when i was 13. Woke up half a day later and she asked me if i was happy- i stuttered out a yes, and she never brought it up again
>>28821453
is it possible to survive by hanging?
>tfw getting a new ISP in a few days so I can shitpost with my 30 previous bans hanging over me anymore
what are you gonna shit post
Wait, mods can see ban/post history by an IP?
>>28821760
this isnt anything new idiot
