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Would you be willing to enter a relationship with a woman who would not have sex with you until marriage?
For the sake of this thread, there's a 100% chance she will not cheat on you and is a virgin.
Yes, but only if she locked my little white dick in chastity while she enjoyed BIG BLACK COCK daily.
>>28820775
I would honestly prefer it that way.
>>28820775
Yes totally dude. No cons whatsoever.
would you suck dick for enough money?
>>28820715
No. Money isn't going to make me want to not an hero, but having sucked dick is going to make me want to an hero even more.
>>28820715
If you don't say yes you are a giant retard
>>28820715
only if it was passable trap
>yfw the conspiracy goes deeper
What does it mean?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlYyXLl0D_U
>Eliza cucked Elliot into doing her bidding
it is all making sense
Here in r9k, you will meet the creme-de-la-creme of scums. From the under aged attention whore to the lonely weeb perverted degenerates, this place has them all.
Come, REJOICE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2MxWVrVnoY
>>28820710
blocked in my country for having kadokawa content, fucking japs
I've actually had this one sitting in my mind for more than a year but I haven't finished it
r8, subscribe and help me finish this because it'd be straight supah hot FIYAH if completed and someone recorded it nomsane mayne?
The hook is meant to sound like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMh39-cqtkM
And the rest is meant to mostly sound like RiFF RAFF, particularly his flow on "DOLCE & GABBANA" : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLS-cpgbe0
>Hook:
n-n-n-NEET game proper
NEET game proper
n-n-NEET game proper
NEET game proper
n-n-NEET game proper
NEET game proper
n-n-NEET game proper
NEET game proper
>FIYAH:
2pm wakin
normalfags be hatin
wageslavin everyday while I'm at home masturbay'in
shouts out Riley Reid
Kagney and Abella
Meemaw fixin up some tendies, you knows I smelluh smelluh
dem shits from down here
sittin on mah throne
#Based-ment-Lyfe I live you knows wus goins on
/r9k/ on lock
Animes wassup
Fuck-a-tana knows I gots dem double glocks
Fedoras I don't fux wit
Kensama? uwot Bitch!?
>???? [more fire goes here]????
Facebook reddit in-sta, WhatsApp Skype or twittah
Normie shit you know-uh that I 'ont even bawvuh
'ont need to tell you doe, you know my NEET game prop-uh
>Hook:
n-n-n-NEET game proper....
....
NEETs need to be culled
Good effort OP
Autistic, but good effort
I used to come here a lot. Now i have a gf and a car and a job and shit. Fuck you neets
What if it's not all OK in the end? What happens when you realize forever alone really means forever? When you think you've abandoned hope, but deep down you feel things might get better, but then you just don't know anymore.
>>28820612
What is this "hold a pen between your nose and lip" meme?
>>28820672
I dunno, but I support it.
>>28820612
I truly believe that it gets better in the end. Even if you live a life of total trash, death will release you from the suffering and be an improvement.
Hey robots
I am super drunk
It is my18thbirthday
Ask me anything
>>28820581
Why the fuck are you here? Go hang out with your friends you piece of shit
>>28820600
>Implying i have friends
Did I post on the wrong board
>>28820600
newfag detected
originalio
I've just realised I don't even have online friends.
One by one, they all left the groups leaving only me and some newer people who aren't the same.
I've tried joining new chats, but I never say much and always end up as the "who's this guy that never says anything?" guy.
Throughout school I never had many real friends. For any I did, I was the spare friend who would get talken to only when everyone else was busy.
I wasn't the first friend they'd ask to be partner on group projects. they slowly left one by one until i had just one dedicated friend who stayed with me, now he's gone off to university too many miles away to think about
and then for a few years i actually had people I could call my friends which. I would look forward to turning on my computer and talking to them and nothing else.
ive thought about leaving the groups i'm still in as well and letting them go their own way without me, but i'm the one who would keep them alive. i have to much of an emotional attachment to them to let them go like everyone else
how do I make real friends that last? there's not enough people at my work for me to really bond with and i am the youngest by far.
>finish checking blog
>move mouse to i'm not a robot and select all the store fronts
hit post to send the message out to sea
It's rough out there. You will make it. In what groups were you in?
do you want to be friends with me anon chan
>>28820569
I would like that, thank you.
>>28820565
various
funposting, anime, just small group of friend tier chats.
there were several r9k groups but none of them last
>Come home from night of splashing chads and stacies with orange juice
>Hear plunging sounds coming from upstairs
>what do?
>>28820470
put ear to door
>>28820822
and listen to it all
>>28820822
No, fool. Doors are his fatal enemy.
Elliot Rodger could not get a girlfriend because he was "creepy"
This guy could get a wife even after being a violent psycho and confessing to a murder.
He broke one brother's nose and both of her other brothers' legs because he thought they were bad influences on their sister, according to Bernadette.
While they were dating in 1996, Bernadette Sugrim said, her husband told her he "did something really bad." He had killed a man the night before.
http://www.mlive.com/news/kalamazoo/index.ssf/2012/02/bernadette_interview_2_demetri.html
Obviously if he were still alive he'd have female admirers, he already does going by youtube comments. Women love killers.
>>28820463
why can't i cross one of this totally needy women in my life, whre are they hiding?
yoga classes? crochet classes?
>>28820798
She was not needy you moron. She was just attracted to him. She could pick anyone else and she probably would today
Why doesn't /r9k/ just get a job in a manufacturing plant?
>good wages
>don't have to associate with normies
>work doesn't come home with you
>don't need a degree
>robo-assist arms to help with heavy lifting
>implying you'll destroy your body with modern day tech
it's literally a robot job.
>>28820439
Technical jobs are the way to go for robots.
Be system's control technician
As someone with some actual seniority, make sure you guys play the union card hardcore once you get into an assembly plant's union.
It's a fucking magic barrier between you and these shit stains we call supervisors.
>>28820553
work for a jap plant we don't have unions because japs would rather keep the unions out and pay higher wages
funny thing is, this whole narrative of muh manufacturing is gone has created a shortage and its easy as fuck to get a decent $20hr job now a days (location dependant)
I've gotten to the point where nothing brings me happiness anymore. Drugs, vidya, movies, generally just everything just bores me.
I'm a well paid accountant, just recently got 2 extra jobs to pass the time and maybe make some friends, no results yet.
What do?
>>28820397
How about you stop being an accountant. Have you ever done any travelling? What do you have in savings?
>>28820397
It is very fucking simple, you stop being a degenerate, you get a wife and you get some children. That is called growing up.
>>28820417
more than enough.
Where should I go?
There are no places that really interest me/that I want to visit.
What surgeries do I need to get to become chad? I'm so sick of being an ugly 25 year old virgin. I just wanna be a Chad.
>>28820323
Nigga you dont even look bad. Just hit up the gym like 3 times a week and act really confident with what you say.
>>28820323
limb lengthening, dieting and maxilla surgery
>>28820379
What about my ridiculously long philtrum? Will a lip lift work?
is it a meme or a reality?
what do you think?
>>28820173
I was with you until you used a painting made during the Renaissance as evidence.
>>28820173
meme ARE a reality my boy
>>28820210
what about dis?
Anybody else into race mixing here?
White male here, it's all I ever do
only black male on white female
>>28820235
>not white male on black male
nigga you gay
black bois love that big white cock
>>28820134
Not race mixing necessarily , but I'm only interested in foreign girls. I'm British btw
>tfw you can't criticize religion without being labeled a fedora
Don't get me wrong. People should believe whatever the fuck they want. None of my business. Then you run into those hardcore christfags/mudslimes saying the most non-sensical shit.
>>28820089
You can totally criticize it, just dont go full on neckbeard. Why does everyone think that there always has to be only 2 extremes in an argument?
>>28820089
If you use actual philosophical arguments to deny religion, then that's not fedora-tier
Anything involving Richard Dawkins or "muh 2000 year old goat herder religion" is fedora-tier
>>28820105
That is absolutely false. Ever since late 2014, even the slightest disagreement with Christians or you simply proclaiming you are an atheist will have people spam fedora memes and endlessly call you a neckbeard virgin.
People are not as nice as you think they are.
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