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Why haven't you joined the amish yet?
>Why haven't you [insert dumb idiotic idea that doesn't help the situation] thread #12,676,998
Im not religious, it goes against my vslues and it's noring.
>>28815508
>Implying the Amish would accept me any more than the rest of society.
>>28815508
I don't look good in black.
Your current education/job?
What you have always wanted to do? (if money didn't matter)
I'm studying IT and hating it, I have always wanted to either be a pilot or make documentaries like Moore or Theroux
>>28815336
>>I'm studying IT and hating it
Same, but I am working IT.
Terrible meme, don't fall for it.
then drop out and go to pilot academy or whatever
gee
>>28815336
do you do any doc making in your free time? if you have a smart phone and computer you could do it.
what do you think of my pillowcase? is it too man-childish
>>28815314
I want to say yes but I can't due to the fact I still have my mighty morphing power rangers pillow case ive had since I was like 4.
Its batman
Do you like batman?
You should get rid of it if you dont like batman
>>28815341
I just found it in an old cabinet from when I was young. Looks pretty cool from my perspective. Added bonus is that I just finished playing a batman game
Why not batman my life up
/pol/'s making fun of us again
>>>/pol/75060330
>>28815179
don't worry, we make fun of /pol/ all the time so its ok
>>28815179
these are my favorite threads
keep us posted if anyone else makes fun of us
I really need to get my life together
Interpals Thread
Come talk about your qts, advise other autists how to hold conversations, improve your social skills, and become happy normies.
https://github.com/DccrsD/QtCrawler
>views 1000 profiles at a time
>will repeatedly view the same profiles
>dont give personal info to crazies
>the dog face is a snapchat filter
alternative python view script for testing
https://github.com/anonimousse12345/qtcreeper
Old threads
#0
>>28705782
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>>28740391
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>>28751094
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>>28774236
#4
>>28786945
i haven't talked to a girl in about 5 years.
should i try this ?
>>28815174
It's good social practice regardless of motives ulterior or otherwise senpai
>People who post on your wall "Thanks for visiting"
What the fuck do you do with this?
>>28815174
I've heard many people in these threads say they start out with omegle text conversations to practice.
How do girls achieve orgasm?
Can they get addicted to masturbation?
>>28815082
Every girl is different. I can make my current gf orgasm by eating her out but not by p in v.
They dont.
Female orgasm is a myth
I just use my cheap aliexpress wand over my clothes, tense up my legs and do that for a couple of mins.
I can't see why you couldn't. I can get pretty cranky if I don't get to masturbate at least couple times a week. Usually I do it 1-4 times a day tho.
https://youtu.be/fEGVOysbC8w
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED NORMALFAG
Good riddance.
Jew fucks jumping on the lame meme reaction video bandwagon trying to make money by pandering to blithering underaged retards
*COUGH* PAPA BLESS DON'T PLAY YOURSELF I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY HAHA DUNNY HAHA *COUGH*
>>28815015
>reaction video
>vapenation poster
It's hard for me to react to this video in any way that isn't roaring laughter.
>basically repost everybody elses content
>get tens of thousands of dollars of ad revenue per video
>suddenly get sued for it
>wahh this isn't right muh fair use muh multi-story apartment in Manhattan I DESERVE these millions of dollars!
Make /r9k/ Great Again Edition.
Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0 Wiki: http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC: #parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do? http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
Ohayou everywan!
I want to create a coalition of these parties:
-2D
-Homolust
-NLP
-Edgelords
-Cuteposters
-REE
-Niceposters
-Heavy sleepers union
-Snowflakes (if they want to)
We could call it "the anime coalition" or something (if we even need a name).
Would these parties want to join that coalition?
Posting for glory.
Anime Sucks looking to form a coalition
When did you last smile at a girl when outside?
How did she react?
>>28814921
>When did you last smile at a girl when outside?
half a hour ago
>How did she react?
she kept telling me about herself as if I was not actually there
>>28814921
>When did you last smile at a girl when outside?
when i opened the subway door for a 30-ish woman this morning
>How did she react?
she smiled back and thanked me
it looked very genuine
>>28814921
>smiled at a qt asian girl walking out of the elevator
>i think she smiled back. it wasn't an interested smile but more of a polite smile I think. I'm brown so asians don't like me.
Ask someone who gets paid for doing almost absolutely nothing 36 hours per week anything
why should anyone care
>>28814963
>why should anyone care
because people are bored? I'm bored.
>>28815136
In the same boat. But for 40 hours
why do women even allow themselves to be photographed naked? don't they lose all their seductive power once their nudes get posted online?
That's why they get upset when nude photos get leaked. It takes away a power
>>28814859
ok but what benefit does a woman gain from being photographed naked unless they're being paid
>>28814811
Nudes are a last resort, for when she's no longer hot enough in clothes that she needs to take them off in order to continue her life
Who else /LazyBecauseRichParents/ ?
My parents gave me everything when i was a kid. When i was 18 they gave me ~ $75k and when i went to university they bought me an $0.5M apartment.
But here is the thing. I cant do anything now. My whole life i have been doing nothing bc i knew they would just give my money so why bother. Now im trying to write my bachelor thesis but its shit.
Fucking 1st world problem..
Pls respond. I dont wanna write my thesis
>>28814791
Can I have some money, please for the love of fuck I just can't live like this anymore?
I don't feel too bad for you to be honest. Wish I had rich parents who gave me tons of money instead I'm poor as fuck.
>Elliot Rodger's birth certificate released
>Angry father of NEET vocaroo
>Miranda story reaching climax
Is today the best day this year so far for /r9k/?
checkem and weep
Post the sauce dear frog poster
>>28815465
sauce of what?
Take a wild guess which one is going to stay on front page and which one is going to be dumped in the back and archived.
You all sicken me. This board is for women and normies now. I'll be at wizardchan.
>>28814743
I'm surprised the Elliot Rodger birth certificate thread didn't get more replies.
>>28814784
Of course it didn't. That's not what /r9k/ is interested in anymore.
The first thread obviously has less replies because it was posted a few minutes earlier while the second was posted a day earlier.
Stop being an edgelord.
Books that changed your mentality.
I'll start: "Enjoy the Decline" by Aaron Clarey
"Mein Kampf" by God
>>28814718
nice meme cover
The book of five rings by Miamoto Musashi
