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Thinking of joining the army to get out of wagecucking.
The British army, that is.
Good or bad idea.
>>28812467
if you're a robot it's a terrible idea
they screen for people like you
Do you like people cursing at you and having your simple pleasures in life being stripped away from you?
The real army won't work for you. Robots are not army material.
You could try the reserves, though. Less obligation, slightly greater freedom, more time off.
>BBRRRRUUUUUMMP
BAKA, BAKA!
Little fairies don't fart!
>>28812394
Are Cirno's farts cold?
>>28813272
they smell like spearmint
>wake up
>call in sick
>sit on sofa smoking weed and watching DIY SOS while browsing 4chins
>check email
>drug test for my new job
fuck lads what do i do? been smoking weed pretty regularly for a long time, and occasionally I bash some cocaine, but haven't done so in almost 2 months. will I be fine?
Enjoy your stay.
This is an original comment. Please, refrain from reposting it.
>>28812351
>smoking weed right before you get a new job
Why, cocaine gets out of your system in less than 5 days so you're fine
>>28812351
Take vitamin b6 500mg every day before test and drink lots of water. Worked for me
>tfw like to watch anime about friendship and love
>tfw it's become just a drug to distract me from reality
I've finished Kokoro Connect, anyone know something that'll make me feel the same way?
>>28812084
Heroin
> inb4 your comment was not original
>>28812399
/thread
original /thread
>>28812399
anime has a much lower chance of ruining my life tho
>randomly pick up girls on the street
>phone blowing up with hoes who want to meet me
>standards so high that i end up ignoring all of them
I just want a model gf is this too much to ask for?
>>28812066
me to bruv
me too
>>28812066
Oddly enough I'm the same but with a girl who shares similar interests. As weird as this may sound on /r9k/ its hard to find a girl who likes anime and isnt shocked that you aren't a basement dwelling NEET.
>>28812066
this depends if you have a stable job, are good looking, fit, and if you have a good personality if you don't have 2 of these things chances are you can't get a model girlfriend
Escortbro is kill?
original
>>28812054
>the first date with the escort girl
>>28812108
>escortbro writing his threads
So anyway, what are your favorite comments from last night's thread?
>decide to get my picture taken because I wanted to apply for a job
>had to stand in front of the photo store for 30 minutes until they finally asked me what I wanted
>I say I need a picture
>"what size?"
>"idk I need it for a job"
>mfw I said "I-D-K" not "I don't know"
>they say passport size
>I say ok
>in the photo room they gave me stool to stand on
>tfw 5'3
>they take a picture and say to come pick it up in 15 minutes
>I go home
This was over 4 hours ago. I have not come back. I do not want to go back there. What happens if I do not come back? I did not pay. Will they give my pictures to the police?
use your camera phone sperg
>>28811928
I don't have a phone and my laptop camera is bad and I'm scared to take the tape off it.
>>28811973
hmm. i think you have bigger issues than trying to get a picture taken
what makes a woman a woman
>inb4 DUDE, VAGINA LMAO
if all it takes is a vagina, then the female of every species on earth is a woman, and would also mean women are just animals
>>28811866
a human vagina
origenal
>>28811866
well first, it has to be human
then it has to be born with a vagina
what are you getting at?
>>28811866
Humans are animals. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
Actual robots of /r9k/, when was the last time you left the house proper? How are you surviving? One month and about 2 weeks here, but I'll have to go out in June.
>>28811862
Why do you have to go outside in June?
>>28811884
the sun's out
>>28811884
I have to renew my ID, passport and sign up for vocational school.
>be on 4th day of no fap
>be outside (big mistake I know)
>see nice blonde girl walking past me
>dick took the control and I made this sexual moan at her
>her face expressed the 'ewwww' as she quickly walked away
>didn't even had the courage to check her ass
>>28811818
>dick took the control and I made this sexual moan at her
Haha. You're a virgin, I assume?
>>28811818
>dick took the control
You mean autism took the control
>>28811847
>>28811870
yes
original comment 34683274
Who else here /suspended/ if they skip one more time but don't care here?
>>28811767
>being underaged
Why do you guys post here?
>>28811767
MOMS GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT
Always the same fucking picture, you aren't even trying.
>Start using tinder
>Get a few matches here and there
>Finally match with a 10/10
>flirt back and forth for a while
>eventually comes over to my house to hook up
>Be pretty well hung and thick so its good
>Eventually she likes to get tied up, blindfolded, and fucked deep for 30-1hr cumming every 5-10 minutes each time, wet as fuck
>fucking one time
>See her phone ring
>She shaking because shes cumming and then tells me to answer it
>Say ok and answer
>"Hello"
>WHo the fuck are you? Put Ashley on the phone!
>o-ok...
>Mute the phone, untie her hands, and give her the phone
>She lies and say I'm her gay friend, turns out its her new husband
>Feel guilty as fuck
>eventually meet him and he's short as fuck
>thinks Im her gay friend
>she's all over him like hes the hottest thing in the world
Holy shit.... I ate lunch with both of them together the first time yesterday, and it was just fucking odd dude. Like, the dude can't be higher than a 5/10, and hes not even rich. What the hell is up woth this
>>28811711
Actually, come to think of it, I think the dude was on food stamps.
>>28811711
cool story
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>>28811711
How does it feel cucking someone, desu?
Ask a 36yo anything.
Have you attempted suicide?
>>28811670
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Original
>>28811707
I only came here to ask this.
How does pic make you feel?
This shitdepressants are literally fucking with my mind. My memory got like 5 time shitier and I completely can't concentrate on something.
Btw I think the dude looks hilarious.
>>28811920
Forgot to mention that I wrote that becouse I didn't put "this" in the op post.
>>28811660
>blue shorts
YOU HAD ONE JOB YOU FUCK BUCKET! ARGHGHGHG
>tfw literally nothing entertains you
>try to stimulate yourself with indoor and outdoor activities
>feel exactly the same at all times no matter what
>>28811590
it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes
DEPRESSION
YAH!
Maybe go for a walk round a "rough" neighbourhood at night. Stare at everyone around. Fear is the greatest feeling when you need reminding that you're alive.
>>28812249
>Fear is the greatest feeling when you need reminding that you're alive.
does a panic attack when there's a knock at the door count?
