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I heard that if I used this anime reaction pic for my thread I will get tons of replies.
Is that true?
*BBBBBRRRRRAAAAPPPPPFFTTTTTTTHUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSHSSHSSSSS*
Ooh, excuse me NEETie, I didn't mean to fart RIGHT in your face, lol! I'm so bad~! Well, now that I've sprayed it into your face, you might as well suck it up!
Do you like my farts, anon? Are they kawaii?
>>28808683
Reddit pls go
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>>28808659
I'm sure your tripfaggy-ness will get you more, friendo.
Here's your (you)
I notice more and more normies, mainly edgy hipster types and daddy issues girls getting into anime these days.
Is anime for normies?
What else is there left for us?
How about you stop caring about what's in and what isn't and just enjoy whatever the fuck you want to enjoy? You are way too obsessed with what normies are doing while the normies don't even give you a thought.
It's less that normies have gone out of their way to get into it and more that it forms part of this overallpanoply of "alternative" or "geeky" set of interests that one has to status signal about, including cute anime girls, DC/Marvel, certain video games - and so on - it helps that anime tropes mix well with 2010s irony too "LOL I WANT SEMPAI TO NOTICE ME XDDDDD" etc.
>What else is there left for us?
Novels. Normies can't even read a basic fantasy series like ASoIaF, their attention span really is that bad, having been dulled by TV for so long.
Normies like entry level tier anime and watch stuff thats airing then forget about it.
How do you know she likes you ?
She will click your pincers together and present herself
>>28808601
Don't worry, she doesn't. She never does.
>>28808601
Once you've been married and die together. Fairly safe bet.
Hello friends, we are open.
How was your day?
barkeep, burbon
>>28808593
It was comfy until I thought too hard about a certain thing
Hello. Can I have a bottle of Wojak?
Can someone tldr marina?
>>28808505
OK: M.
>>28809007
Why would a 'robot' date some ultra used up prostitute
>>28809058
What? I have no idea about this whole marina thing. The post you replied to was a joke.A "tl;dr" version is a shortened version, so I reduced "marina" to only one letter.My sense of humor is too autistic.
Give it to me straight /r9k/.
How do I get rich?
I'm 18 and graduated high school today I have a okay (3.5) gpa but have no extracurriculars and have never held a job.
I want to be able to live off passive income by the time I'm 40.
Dedication and hard work. So it's impossible for anyone here.
1. wageslave by getting a decent paying job
100k - 150k+/year and saving up at least 50% of your take home pay and invest that into an index fund.
or
2. Business shit that I have no idea about
DO NOT go to college unless you have a career goal in mind.
I suggest community college 2 years then transferring unless you got a scholarship/finaid that gives you a full ride through college.
>>28808479
>just graduated highschool and already browsing /r9k/
How about you go to /biz/ instead of a board that's filled with neets and people working bottom tier jobs. Stupid NEP.
What happened to women?
Two girls I know shared this garbage on facebook.
Not only do they admit to acting like this they think it's cute to brag about.
Give me one reason the modern woman isn't a disgusting manipulative whore.
i would actually love to strangle during sex
>>28808438
Enjoy your nasty gaping vagina roastie.
I'll hold out of a real real woman.
>>28808458
>he thinks women who aren't whores actually exist
So this chick straight up offered FWB to me over the summer before uni. She's a bit of a slut obviously. She obviously isn't a virgin but neither am I kinda so it's whatever.
Should I go for it? She doesn't have social media or phone so how tf do I contact her if I should.
dude what the fuck are you see picture?
>>28808319
> not being a virgin
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING NORMIE SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
die in a ditch covered in petrol on fire
>you will never have your dick smothered by randalins ass
Why live
>>28808286
dude, i love me some ridiculously fat asses but she is a mutant. You've seen her standing up right? Her ass is like a massive fucking tumor and her legs are like half the length they should be if she was a normal human being
>>28808489
That is true but just imagine it anon
>>28808489
>>28808806
I don't know who that is, neither of you two cunts posted additional pictures AND I'm far too lazy to look it up for myself. Would you mind posting some pictures to back up these allegations of heaven, indeed, being a place on Earth?
Who /wear makeup/ in here?
I use mascara to curl up my eyelashes because otherwise they hang too low and make me have these ugly ass droopy dog eyes.
I feel like a total faggot every time I stand in front of the mirror applying the stuff and curling my eyelashes, but it's totally worth it.
>>28808242
>I feel like a total faggot every time I stand in front of the mirror applying the stuff and curling my eyelashes, but it's totally worth it.
are you a guy? because thats pretty faggy if you are
>>28808264
Yes I'm a guy that's why I feel like a faggot. If I was a girl it'd be routine and expected.
>>28808271
That's super gay honestly, wouldn't be surprised at all if you like dick.
Why aren't you reading the true robot manifesto instead of Rodge's?
i enjoyed that, but it was annoying that he was alpha and kept getting laid all the time despite everything.
Hamlet is true robot lit
>finds out his father was murdered by his uncle but does nothing because he's beta compared to laertes
>gets rebuffed by his oneitus, ophelia
>his soliloquies touch on suicide, how treacherous women are (his mother who married his uncle), etc
Man
Everything about his life was robot as a fuck.
>What's the matter, Anon-kun?
>Cant you handle the sight of a natural and beautiful vagina?
>>28808216
nigga that shit aint beautiful by any means
>>28808230
Pathetic manchild
This might come as a surprise, but 2d vaginas are far fetched from real vaginas, if you like innies, then you are basically a pedophile
>>28808216
>>28808278
>explosion in a deli pussy
who here /want a british gf/ im american btw
I'm british and I want a Russian gf. Or an Asian.
>>28808143
> tfw you will never have a qt horseface with fucked up teef
>>28808143
I'm British and I want a Spanish gf
There is this qt girl working at a maid cafe in my country
How do I ask her out without looking creepy
>>28808130
>maid cafe in my country
Japan?
Where the fuck else do they have maid cafes?
>>28808165
Im in south america and there is one here
Your problem is not being creepy, it's that asking out women at work is a bad move unless she is the one being really aggressive on you.
*Yawwwwwwwwwn*
Hey, I didn't see you there, vagina slave! Did your gf let you use the computer again? Oh, what's that? She wants to go see that boring chick flick with you? That's too bad, gotta go so maybe she'll give you sex tonight. Well, she'll lay there like a dead fish the whole time but sex is sex, right?
Don't mind me, I'll just be enjoying my hobbies and using my free time as I see fit. with no woman around to please, I get to keep both my time AND my hard earned money for myself. Do you even remember what your hobbies were?
Too bad you'll have to spend another sunnday being dragged through clothing shops instead of doing what you actually desire, and improving yourself and maybe even society in the process.
But the sex is totally worth it right, vagcuck? Well, you go ahead and continue being a slave to vagina, I'll be here enjoying life as a free man.
>>28808121
>But the sex is totally worth it right,
You wouldn't know. Lol.
>>28808121
>B-but she loves me yada yada
I just have one word for you: Cuck>>28808142
My girlfriend sucks my dick while I play videogames and then she makes me dinner while I pursue whichever hobbies I please.
Enjoy jerking off and lying in filth all day though neetcuck.
