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pic related, mine
I don't know what I expected.
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Not sure to make of this, senpai. Thought paranoid would be higher
No surprise here, really.
most underrated ever? This is the guy who caused the massive spike in traffic and invasion of r9k, started one of the top memes of last year, yet fucking eggman got all the fame even after he was found to have been framed. Why does nobody ever ever talk about this guy?
>>28807026
I think it just kind of ran it's course
It's probably because he was half black desu
I hate him.
>get a stem degree they said
>you be guaranteed a career they said
>meanwhile, I'm struggling to even get my first job in CS
>>28806883
The place you worked for during school didn't hire you? Ask the people you worked with in your internship to hook you up with their industry contacts.
>>28806883
even with all the experience you have from side projects you did in your free time instead of playing video games and feel posting on r9k?
maybe you suck
>eyes are all red
>parents ask why
>tell them I was smoking weed
>they hang their heads in shame
>I was really crying for hours straight
Heh, sucker born every minute *winks*
>>28806838
The guy from the cartoon is kind of an asshole who creates his own misery.
That's the joke, right?
>>28806878
That was my first impression, but I also would admire that sort of honesty in a person.
>crying
>someone knocks on the door
>come to door with cleaning product spray can
>"haha yeah, i sprayed myself a little on accident, gonna have to wash it out for a while haha"
normies are so gullible.
Welcome to McCuckold's, can I take your order?
Get me two Big Macs and a large fry you fucking wageslave cuck, and make it fast.
>>28806856
Would you like to Super Cuck that for 25 cents? A Super Cuck meal comes with a free side of nigger semen to impregnate your wife.
>>28806897
No thanks, I'll pass.You have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not origional. asdf34twfr
Hello thincucks, how are those petty bones holding up? And, oh, how could I forget the liftlet, you haven't blown your ACL yet haven't you? Well, at least your gym shower partner/spotter can take care of you, hahahah.
While the thincuck is stumbling away from lack of nutrients, and the liftlet is going through his third knee surgery from all the strain he puts on his body, the fatass(me) is allowed to enjoy the pleasures in life, six meals, hourly feast of snacks, trash food, laying down , even your GF hahahahha.
And, this leads me to a question
Why is it that being fat is wrong? I get laid, women love a strong, agile and protective bear like me, having a hedonistic lifestyle also makes me more attractive...
>'but muh meme diet'
Says the liftlet in a childish and sad tone, Shekelstein MD told you that being fat is un healthy? Well, I don't think it can be less healthy that malnourishment or steroids.
Keep wasting time on the gym, and on diet, meanwhile I'll finish my latest painting, it's called 'Thincuck takes the obesity redpill' , I also have millionarie offers to make it into a cheetoh sculpture, oh what's that you riplet ape? You lifted a few more pounds of steel? Congratulations on your primal achievment, make sure you get rewarded properly in the showers by Musclestein hahahah.
So, come at me thincucks, bash at me riplets, deep down you know I'm right and that you can't prove me wrong.
>>28806806
Developing beetus takes years. You have way more to worry about.
Enjoy your knees cracking from just walking up stairs. Oh yeah that gets super painful too.
And pretty much exclusively sleeping on your back, since waking up and turning over every hour isn't enough to stop the pain from your own weight coming down on your body.
Oh and wait until the first time you get out of breath just from standing up.
Also, despite eating so much you'll probably end up nutritionally deficient. Which means always feeling tired, achy, and unable to do much of anything.
If you can deal with all that you still have the chance to develop self esteem issues so severe you kill yourself or get some kind of eating disorder.
All this happened to me by 20 and 350ish pounds.
I'm not a whale anymore, but good luck to you.
honestly i sorta prefer being fat and eating whatever i want
ive had to diet recently and i can honestly say that i'm at a point of being ugly enough that losing weight doesn't really help at all so i'd rather at least be able to eat tasty stuff
Sorry OP but the order of best eating bodies is
Skellet with high metabolism>>Beef cake chad>>Strong fat>>Fat>>Very fat(you)>>Womyn fat
Bet OP is American
why hasnt been there more reports of mass shootings lately? things are getting pretty boring and FB is overfilling with subhumans
because the muslims are doing it overseas so who cares lol
>>28806768
I'm sure it's happening, but it's kind of gotten boring.
The news has elections to cover so they don't have to flip their shit every time something goes bang for ratings.
Post good music senpai, preferably '80s but all welcome. /mu/ a shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1dfoTV_z4
oh yes please
your song kicks ass, OP. fuck the haters, although jefferson airplane should've stuck with their psychedelic thingy at least for one more album
anyway, 80's shit incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af6jOq0dWqo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAMt_XPvoQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xJWQPdG7jE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcVdQXwjQcw
TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVhAJpdf7nI
are breasts really """heavy""" to carry around of is it just another girl meme to get sympathu
>>28806636
Exceptionally large ones are indeed heavy.
In the same way an exceptionally large gut or being obese will make it hard to maintain proper posture and wear down on your joints, large breasts will make you want to lean forward.
>>28806636
They're sacks of fat attached to your chest. It's entirely possible that they would weigh you down.
No. That's like saying balls and penis are heavy. Because the weight grows with you, you never really feel it.
>tfw the introvert depressive life has made me not even want to get a gf because I can't be bothered with people any more and just want to be left alone.
Having a girlfriend seems to be such a fucking chore. It's another person with their own problems, issues, insecurities etc. The sex payoff is not worth it and I don't care about the companionship, I don't need the ego stroking of someone liking me and accepting me.
Why would anyone here want a girlfriend?
>>28806621
You feeling the need to type this out in some form rather than keep it completely to yourself shows you are lying about not wanting to be accepted. Reply whatever you want, because I'm out.
>>28806621
If you honestly feel that way, you should just break up with them rather than stay with them.
>>28806667
Not surprising a tripfag would post something retarded.
With your head up your ass assuming things you cannot fathom someone asking questions to gain insight. No, they always post so to be lower than you and for you to dismiss them.
I only wish the worst for you and that you will never be satisfied no matter the amount of attention seeking.
Anyone else feel like they grew up slower than everyone else?
I don't think I truly started learning how social interaction works until freshman year of college. I basically spent all of high school focusing on school work and chilling with my family (mom, sis and bro). I always hear about people getting GF's/BF's at like 13 or 14, but at that age I wasn't even thinking about stuff like that. I was so absorbed in my hobbies and maintaining high grades that it honestly never occured to me that I should probably start competing socially. Not to mention the fact that I didn't exit the awkward part of puberty until like the last half of 11th grade.
>tfw had to learn ten years of social interaction in three years of college
>tfw will always be behind people who started learning this shit earlier
>>28806558
People grow up faster every day. Society gets faster and needs it workers quicker.
Wouldnt be surprised if the legal age will be lowered at some (distant) point in the future.
>>28806639
>tfw growing up as an intrinsic human quality is a lie, and instead the concept changes as social climates change
>>28806662
It is indeed a lie. "Growing up" means fulfilling the training camp for society.
>sign up for astronomy class at college
>super excited, ready to learn about stars and galaxies and black holes and all sorts of sick ass shit
>teacher is an indian dude with a very soft voice who does nothing but lecture for an hour and a half in a soft voice
>can hardly understand him
>sometimes he even gets confused by what he is saying and has to stop and go back.
>dreams instantly crushed
god why is college so shit? this happens in all the good classes. only good thing this guy did was show us a video on neutron stars, GODDAMN, NEUTRON STARS ARE COOL AS FUCK
PIC RELATED ITS A FUCKING NEUTRON STAR. THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS THE SIZE OF A CITY BUT WEIGHS MORE THAN OUR FUCKING SUN
I had the same experience with a philosophy class I took
My college was a shitty one, though
>>28806739
i'm taking a philosophy class next semester. hopefully its not shit
use ratemyprofessor m8
>finally get a GF and lose my virginity after 24 long years
>asks me to move in to her place so we can split the rent
>everything's looking good for a few months
>suddenly she starts bitching about me playing video games
>gets angry every time I'm trying to chill or enjoy myself
>starts talking about my future
I packed my shit and moved back to my mom last night.
Don't EVER fall for the tfw no gf meme
kek that pic is perfect. I can just imagine your gf bitching at you and you making that exact face.
>>28806399
>you actually had a chance to be with a gf and spend time with her while planning out your future together
>lel nope had sex k thnx bye don't need gf anymore
and then you wonder why girls don't want you...
>>28806462
So you expect me to drop all my hobbies, stop feeling good and work two jobs so I can serve a 4/10 mental cunt?
No thanks, if I ever meet a pleasant girl within my league then I may try again, but I doubt it will happen.
One of the characters is going to be shooting himself and I want it to be accurate.
The character is going to use a 357 snub nose magnum.
What is the correct way for character to insert in in his mouth.
Like Pic Shown?
or like dis?
I dont want the character to be a vegtable so this is why I am asking.
>>28806379
If you don't know why would he? Is he suddenly a suicide expert? Just shooting yoursef in the brain will kill you no need to make him know exactly where to put it.
Even all the black pugs get all the bitches
>>28806361
rare red pug tho
>>28806361
>tfw a couch will never be as large relative to your body size as it is to a small dog or cat
>>28806419
But the sell those though. For 75k+
