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>http://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2016/05/18/478212837/in-search-for-cures-scientists-create-embryos-that-are-both-animal-and-human
You guys don't disapprove ofourresearch . . . right?
No one here is even intelligent enough to even have a valid opinion so no to answer your question
fuck
if that works we will skip Deus Ex and go straight to tokyo gore police
>>28803274
I think people forget how complex all sentient life is, even if certain animals seem less "intelligent" by our own standards
Just cucked this guy hard on omegle. If you look carefully you can pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks...The face of the average robot.
>>28803079
Nice penis famalam
>>28803079
>robot
>has gf
How many times do we need to explain the term to you faggots
>>28803079
you sure cucked him, after the show the guy will go and fuck his gf, she will be thinking of your massive cock except it will be black. He still gets to fuck his girl and you get to fuck your hand. much cuck.
Time to get yelled at by a customer for doing your job correctly.
This lady wrote down my name. She's going to tell corporate how I wouldn't break rules for her because she threw an adult tantrum. Looks like I'm fired guiz
Get another job then.
>>28803064
what rules did she want you to break
>>28803094
i'm a masochist
>>28803107
Coupon rules. The ones that are very clearly written on every coupon that the associates don't have the right to override. This happens every day, but she was being an utter bitch about it.
>What does /r9k/ think about this picture?
Is it reality? Memes? Or do the normies really think this way?
I think it's sort of over the top but the general message is pretty much true. People judge your actions differently depending upon how attractive (or not) you are.
>>28803002
I don't know i can't fucking see it.
>>28803002
Its for ants and manlets.
>>28803046
>>28803052
Christ, fuck me, I apologize.
Here's a bigger image.
I honestly cannot stop looking at interracial porn. I'm sure if you're honest with yourself, a lot of you on here do as well.
What is wrong with me?
smoking weed is a lot better
>>28802985
STOP MASTURBATING TO IT.
Just stop, it's the only way. You must not have that association of orgasm and dopamine with interracial porn. Once you do this, you will not even get an erection from it.
Well, I'm black so it feels actually easier to put myself at his place. And this gif is lame.
How do you make friends
The loneliness is crushing
Maybe start by trying to gain some online friends if you don't already have some. It's good conversation practice at least.
stop going on 4chan, talk to people
if you don't work or study you're fucked. if you do, start there i guess.
You guys are your own worst enemy. I used to browse this shit and /b/ over the summer everyday. An 18 year old kissless virgin. I quit and started doing better things with my time. Started working out, talking to more people. Trying new things even though they were uncomfortable. Did nofap. Opening up to people. Dated a qt3.14 for a while. Hooked up with 3 others. Senior year has been good to me. Once you start networking you start getting invited to shit. Got invited to a few parties actually. Got drunk with a few people. People you thought were assholes for four years feel like your best friends. There is a learning curve to being comfortable with yourself and around others. Any of you on here can do it if you actually want to, quit unhealthy habits, and don't overthink things. If you believe you are fucked you are. If you don't you aren't.
>He thinks Having a gf is a priority to me
Man, I'm trying to deal with mental health problems and possible homelessness.
>>28802975
it's another ''i've got life all sorted out, if i can do it you can do it'' episode
>>28803020
Just wanting to help
>He doesn't fit the 8 rule
>she doesnt fit over my dick
>>28802965
>she doesn't fit on the scale
how the fugg is this not original
>>28802965
>8 rule
what is
Why can't you losers just except the fact that girls can be robots too. Fembots are just as capable as malebots
>>28802902
>calling us losers
You'll never be a robot, get the hell out of here
>>28802902
But I do accept that fact.
Please respond.
>>28802902
>Fembots are just as capable as malebots
Incapable
I am pretty sure we don't go here because we are universally well-received.
I agree with your point, though.
Everyone below this line just got baited.
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Who here /creepyhobbies/? I like to find unsecured webcams and watch people through them, especially people at home. I don't even mess with them, I just like to peek in on other people's lives
>Erotic roleplay involving very disgusting things.
>Cockteasing boys on imageboards.
>Going to stores without washing myself or changing my clothes knowing that the normies don't have the balls to call me out for it. >Getting drunk exclusively on cheap malt liquor and then wandering around my yard in the early AM chain smoking
>watch YT videos of girls farting
>Fast food (my greatest passion in life for real)
>>28802896
Pic related, I like to call him Fred, I pretend that he is a friend of mine
>Fred is balding and middle aged
>He has a cute little dog
I do ERP on an MMORPG.
how did taytay go from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuNIsY6JdUw
to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg
>>28802890
>tfw used to listen to her songs and dream about prom and bfs
>not she sings about nothing relateable but sex money and drugs
>>28802924
it starts with one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4
>>28802890
>from inbred yokel southern trash to WASP master race in a mansion
I see no problem
Finally got the courage to ask my oneitis for her number. Here's what's happened. Help.
>>28802768
Are her responses too short??
>>28802782
Yep. This is actually a problem. Just be sure not to reply too fast.
i want to apply for cp classes too
if you get my drift
What type is best for an INTP as a girlfriend? Is there even hope of me finding someone? It feels like the odds are stacked against me.
Fellow INTP here.
I'm going on a date with a girl I've been friends with since 8th grade.
I believe she is ISTJ.
She's asexual, which would make most people not want to date her, but, personally, I think it's a good thing. It means she won't cheat on me.
pls
rfznrnrf
Myers-Briggs is a bunch of BS that shouldn't dictate what you think about yourself, it's just a fun thing to do.
Do some group thing if you have money or get a job to get money to do some group thing, a girl should be in one of them unless it's a sport or whatever
Describe your ideal girlfriend. Tell us what are the qualities that you would hold dear in the woman you'd want to spend the rest of your life with. Whether or not you can actually get somebody like her is of no consequence here. This thread is about what you want, not necessarily about what is actually available to you. Basically, the ultimate woman for you.
As far as I go... This is a big fucking deal to me: I'd like someone who is fully (and I mean fanatically so) devoted to teetotal/straight edge thinking. Meaning no drugs or drinking EVER. Not now, and not in the future. Highest scores and most respect would go to those women who've been totally clean in the past as well, even in the face of massive, crushing peer pressure. I hate this culture of buzz/high worshipping, and how drinkers/stoners always try to defend and rationalize their assholish behavior every time they've taken something. I'd like to live with somebody who would laugh in the face of this culture and spite it together with me. I really love it when a person stands up for something I could get behind fully.
Calm nature. Totally in control of her emotions. God, I fucking hate emotional outbursts and any sort of irrational behavior.
What else? I'd like a childless relationship. To the point where I'd gladly get a vasectomy to see to it that I'd stay childless as well. While I have nothing against kids, per se, this world is too cruel and fucked up to actually have one of my own. Just... no. I love my children so much that I'm allowing them not to be born. Maybe, hopefully, one of these days a woman out there would see this my way.
In terms of sexual preferences, I'd love to practice sensual, touch/sensory-based stuff. Petting, erotic massage, all sorts of caressing to balance my slightly wilder desires for bondage and at least limited pain play and sadomasochism.
>>28802675
Secondary stuffs, things that aren't mandatory, but their presence would earn extra points and make me prioritize the girlfriend in question above all others:
-Digs short haircuts. And further extra points, if her natural hair color is white. My God, I almost came in my pants the first time I saw Ivy in Soul Calibur 2. High ponytails are sweet too.
-Muscular/athletic. No need to be in body builder size, but it'd be lovely, if her arms and back and shoulders would show clear signs of liking a good workout. Maybe I could even work out with her. Because fuck this culture of fat.
-Fondness to barefooting. Because barefoot walks are nice.
-Fondness to rock/metal/80's-inspired clothing. Denim jackets and fingerless leather gloves are just so cool.
how can i describe somebody i've yet to meet, right?
optimism.
>>28799958
we already have this thread
How long can you REEEEE for R9K?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1PhozBZWJi2
>>28802657
autism
u
tismo
00:38
http://www.online-stopwatch.com/
>>28802657
that was metal.
