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why didn't you save her /r9k/?
http://efukt.com/21227_Autism_Abuse.html
>>28798911
I don't wanna sound like some sorta white knight or edgelord
but the fact that you can find people in this world to film a scene like that is all the evidence that the human race needs to end
>>28798911
Dumb roastie deserved it, these guys are my heroes.
autists have literally no fucking skills
this is a blessing for her
she looks like chell
the ugly chell
Whatchya reading there, anon?
Robot9001 4chan imageboard
>It's about cryptology
>>28798865
Tell me about the plot
Is there anything more beautiful than a tranny cuming because of your dick?
>she loves you soo much that she gave her body to you
>you fuck her real good and she cums
>you stare deep into each others eyes as the pleasure envelops you both
>>28798835
Kill yourself, degenerate fuck.
>she
>her
fuck off to tumblr with your bullshit pronouns
>>28798835
Only fuccbois and actual females are valid
This shit does not make enough sense to excite my dick
What would you be willing to give up for a 10/10 gf?
The law of equal exchange states that to gain something, you must sacrifice something of equal value in return.
>>28798828
I would never give up my dick but I would give up my masturbation freedom
>>28798828
>What would you be willing to give up for a 10/10 gf?
fucking nothing I wouldn't even give that bitch my time of day
I don't need a gf I am doing fine
not only that, why would I limit myself to one woman when I can have my choice of any and all anime girls any time I get horny?
>>28798892
Because your anime girls aren't real anon
This will be my last thread about me and Marina. Everything has ended as I thought it might. I don't know if anybody wants still to read about us but I feel a duty to those who do. Sorry for everybody who felt good for me and thought I represented some hope for them.
>>28798775
Sure, I'll bite.
Repost it, normie
>>28798775
I probably missed about a weeks worth of story.Has anyone screencapped this shit
Do you thing escort bro
>fall in to depression
>everything in school goes to shit
>""friends"" start to ignore me
>just want to get a job for a while atleast
welp, three years wasted
>having friends
Damn, wish I was in your situation back when I was in school. I was there for 6 years and never made a single friend.
Yeah no one is gonna hire a three year neet. Not like there isn't better people applying anyway.
Dropped out thrice :^)
>this is not an original comment, kek
What level are you on?
the highest i got to was 4
>>28798741
9
bloxxxxfasdxad
-1 I guess because I've had a mff threesome
10
What went oh so wrong?
I tried robots.
I tried to make a friend, a girl friend, but fuck man, why wont it work.
I've tried everything, i skyped with her, i talk to her at night, and if i ask her if were friends she just says:''No.''
And when im skyping her she keeps telling me how i have no friends and that i will never have a girlfriend.
Just this night she told me:''I got a heart with my name on it, and you wont because you have no friends''
Fuck it robots, why are some people such twats.
>>28798695
>Skype
>implying that shouldnt be a red flag
>>28798719
We go to the same college, but me and her really don't communicate at all when inside, we act like we don't know eachother basically, no hello's or bye's at all. Only online do we ever talk.
>>28798695
Don't let that go unpunished, anon.
Burn her house tonight.
what do i say after 'hi, how are you' on tinder
ps i need to get them to fuck me without saying 'would you like to have sex'
"let's not waste any time: wanna smash?"
>>28798680
What diseases do I need to be vaccinated against?
Would you spank your children if they did something really bad?
Is this a Swedish commercial or something?
>>28798660
give sauce plz. that girl is fuking hot
Ofc but only if I catch them while they're doing it.
>literally the ONLY expectation of women is to not be fat
>there are some women who cannot even handle this
why don't fat girls just fucking kill themselves? If they can't even have the mental fortitude to stop eating a jar of ice cream every night how can they be expected to handle anything else?
fat girls on /r9k/, what are your weight-loss/suicide plans?
>>28798641
>why don't fat girls just fucking kill themselves?
why would they? It's not like they will die alone, they all get a 6 foot chad that makes six figures
>>28798748
>they all get a 6 foot chad that makes six figures
you think Chad would want a fat fuck?
Chad can get the newer thinner model with less shit brain, Chad could get a girl who could actually control her mouth and not piggu out every time she goes to a restaurant
>>28798641
I like modestly fat girls. They're soft and I enjoy licking their arm pits to make them giggle.
I need to shit and I won't do it until this thread 404s.
Better run to the toilet alreadysage
>>28798616
bump enjoy not pissing
have fun nigger
Hiya, wagecuck. How was your day?
pretty good made 900 dollars today gonna buy myself a laptop with two videocards in it
>>28798607
Thisis a polite greeting, followed by a thoughtful question.
>Be semi-hikki
>Wagecucks innahouse have literally nothing better to do than to immediately run into the bathroom every time i'm finished taking a piss there and just went back in my room, flush the toilet demonstratively and then leave again as quick as they came
Seriously i'm not even making this up, they do this EVERY single time. Though i think like 90% of the time it's just my fat drunkard cunt of a mother who is a fucking crazy histrionic gaslighting POS anyways
But still, i am always amazed at this readiness to jump up at any given time of the day and run into the bathroom right after when i'm finished just to simply activate the toilet flush button, you'd have to be a really fucking obsessed and bored lowlife to pull something like this off
>one chance with girl I like
>nearly fuck it up by misreading signals
I still cringe when I think about it, /r9k/
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GTFO NORMIE SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28798592
>nearly fuck it up
storytime plz anon
>>28798671
>fucking up in front of a girl
>normie
It's the most robot thing there is.
>tfw you will never be Mexican masterrace
hold me robots
god that must feel humiliating
>>28798559
>that thick luscious hair
jelly desu
>>28799174
Mexicans have really nice hair
It's a shame that a lot of Mexican guys get stupid haircuts
