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Hey fellow robots today is my birthday.
>>28793961
Happy birthday! Have a great one
happy birthday frogman! Have a cute Mio! hope you have a good day!
>>28794052
>>28794102
Thanks it's been good ao far.
I LITERALLY WANT TO BE A BETA ORBITER
i fucking had it.
i want to take a girl out and pay for all her shit. I want to have such strong feelings with her and just spending time with her would make life worth living. Fuck studying for an exam when I will never get the chance to follow a cute girl and have her string me along for years. I want to invite her to my birthday party, she fucks my chad younger brother and im there alone listening to taylor swift crying. Hearing my brother pleasuring her after i payed for her university fees would be a deep feel. while my bro and my dad and all my friends gangbang her while i was told by her that she doesnt want me to be there and to pick her up in 2hours is all i want.
I will LITERALLY never experience this feel.
>driving with her to prom on a date after she said yes after i paid for her prom ticket and dress and limo
>she meets ex chad boyfriend
>he cheated on her and she got depressed, i stopped her from killing herself and showed her the good things in life, made her want to live again and i love her will all my heart.
>she looks at me asking and about to say to chad that shes sorry but she promised to dance with me
> i say its alright that you two love birds suit eachother pefectly and i just want you to have be happy, that is the greatest feel.
>they dance while i go outside and cry
Why does this happen to everyone but me?
>>28793916
shit thead kill yourself
>>28793916
i get turned on by imagining being a beta orbiter too.
it's nice someone else feels as strongly as I do.
i just wonder what has made us like this degenerate shit.
what in our lives has made us be aroused to such a pathetic thing?
is it something that happened in childhood?
i just don't know, it makes me sad to feel this way
i dont belong here anymore
What are your thoughts on Ayn Rand?
>>28793890
based
individualism > collectivism
>>28793890
Retarded.
>muh strong lone wolf philosophy
>>28793890
Libertarded failure. Thinks packing all her fantasies and failed philosophy into a half-assed story qualifies as literature.
>tfw social anxiety disorder is literally a normie meme now
Stop it. Please just stop it. You've alienated me from society and now you're even alienating me from my alienation. I am going to kill myself.
They're really is no safe haven for people like us.
I came here because I felt disconnected from the world. Now it's being invaded by the exact people I felt disconnected from. Even if we find another place, normies will just invade again.
You bailed it bro! I'm tired of people discriminating against my self diagnosed illnesses! Fucking roastie whores this is my secret club! Ly I have super unique special illnesses to use as a crutch!!!
Thanks Chad!
>>28793946
I have literally seen pic related IRL on a girl's tshirt. Looked like the usual roastie too.
look at dat boi
oh shit waddup!
She has a long neck.
>>28793853
how come normies always steal the shittiest and most forced memes?
>>28793934
easiest for them to understand
>My mother went to make soup from the package.
>I come to eat and its bland and causes me to have gag effect
>Stupid bitch made full 1.2 litres pot of soup from bag which makes 0.5 litres.
>I say "It clearly writes mix is for 0.5 litres. Why didn't you measure it?"
>She said "Oh I have been cooking for 22 years I know what I am doing"
>She still cant even cook a soup from premade soup mix
>>28793808
you suck at meme arrowing. oregano
>>28793808
>mum put too much salt in the soup
>starts putting in sugar in the soup in some sort of weird attempt to cancel it out
>did not taste good, dinner ruined
>waa waa mummy made bad food waa waa
Kill yourself.
ITT: /r9k/ approved books
Starting with the obvious.
I'M THE STRANGER
KILLING AN ARAB
>>28793766
how is this /r9k/ approved
Fuck off OP you original faggot
why do qt girls like to put flowers in their hair?
To trick losers into thinking they are chaste and pure
>>28793644
OP AND ALL BETA/OMEGA MALES BTFO IT'S FUCKING OVER
/thread
>>28793644
kek
roasties btfo. oregan0
>at starcucks
>cute barista gives warm cute smile
>actually seems interested in me and my order
>in heaven just talking to her
>thinking over and over on how I could approach her
>order ends
>next guy comes up to order
>She smiles the same exact way
Oh.
>>28793548
Capitalism is driven by tricking betas
>>28793548
Never think a waitress or hostess has the hots for you, it's usually always business. However, if she's still giving you looks when you're already down the line, then you can suspect something.
>order a coffee at tims
>cute tims girl writes a little smilie face on the lid of my cup next to my order info
>she wants to fug
>tfw huge dick, massive hands, extremely wide shoulders and masculine as fuck everything
>but also 5'11
why was I blessed but cursed at the same time
>>28793532
ebig meme thred frendo
8/98
>>28793532
5'11 is only unacceptable on here or fit/misc
Get off of here and get into an environment that isn't 90% male
>>28793546
seriously, I'm a weak 5'11 too (178cm) serious considering limb lengthening
>>28793566
but i just want to be chadzilla, not brad
Meanwhile on Bizzaro /r9k/...
Anyone else happy with their gfs and life in general?
Who else is going out on Friday night? What are your plans?
>>28793549
Yes. I met my Mary-Anne in Church. Being Mormon is great!
So you've given up?
You're ready to kill yourself aren't you?
You've accepted that the modern woman will never love you.
You've accepted you'll never be able to devote yourself to an intellectual field.
So what do you do now?
Is it over? Is it time for suicide?
Or perhaps you can do something that will give your life meaning once again.
Something completely free, where you food and living was paid as if you were a complete neet.
Where you can live with the most greatful generous people on earth who truly care for you.
My friends I am talking about being a Buddhist monk.
I recently returned from a 3 month trip in Thailand where I lived at a monestary.
This was completely free besides my plane ticket and I came from having held a gun to my head every night to being so greatful I was able to be born in wonderful world.
I am going back for 5 years now, also completely free. After that I don't know but I may just live there till the end of my days, the monks are the most kindhearted accepting people you can imagine.
Join me anons.
Walk the rightous path.
Escape the internet.
Escape the torments of modern life.
Quiet your mind and soul and simply exist in the beauty.
I have a link to what I am doing if anyone would like it, but it's in Thai.
That seems like it could be really cool, could you post the link?
>>28793633
http://ww w. thaip lumvilla ge. o rg
>>28793497
Could you elaborate ? What did you dou all day ? Was it physically hard ? How did you find the monstery ?
I miss the good old times on r9k when people worshipped Elliot unironically, unlike all the faggots now who see him as a meme
He was stopped by a door
Doesn't sound very supreme to me
>>28793445
>mfw people say that he was ugly
>>28793445
As with Harris and Kleibold, I admire their courage. They were suffering immesurably and they removed themselves from the world with a bang.
I guarantee many people have been in their psychological hellscapes before and never came close to exacting the kind of plans they carried out.
Daily reminder that if your personality wasn't utter shit, regardless of how ugly you are, you would most likely have found a partner that loves you by now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72HU8kSnD20
>>28793411
The woman's jaw is manlier than that guy's.
wtf pham
Cut out everything but her face, and most people would say that it's a guy.
Not really, I've barely socialised in the last 6 years. I'm the epitome of failed normie and I'm fine with that for the time being, I'm not a hopeless case like some of you claim to be. I just hope whoever ends up falling in love with me is a girl I feel the same way about.
I fucking love the women of this generation.
Everyone's so casual nowadays, a lot of the presumptions bullshit is gone. You can just talk to them like real people.
But more to the point. As we grow more civilized and women become more equal, they stop being afraid to dress as they like. Yoga pants and booty shorts, low-cut tops. Not to show off their bodies, because that shit is COMFY.
Everywhere you go, high quality female asses and breasts.
Thank god I live in a place where we respect our women, if you respect them, then they respect you.
>>28793351
I was cheated on by my gf of three years two days ago and left for another man while I was at work.
Today I'm going to fuck a roastie that hit on me when I used to work at Wal-Mart.
Women are animals. That's all they ever were.
>>28793380
Glad to hear you had some casual social hookups!
It's really great to live in a society relaxed about sexuality. A nice post-breakup fuck is just what a man needs. kudos to that young woman.
>>28793351
I unironically agree with this.
